Natasha: Y/N, you’re bleeding.
Y/N: Oh, that explains it.
Natasha: Explains what?
Y/N: The stabbing pain in my side.
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Finnick: So how long have you been practicing medicine?
Prim: What time is it?
Finnick: It's 12:22 AM
Prim: About seven hours
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Beast Dazai: I wanted a pawn, you wanted a father.
Beast Atsushi: I guess we're both disappointed than.
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Alfred: We're talking about a squad of trained killers loose on the streets. Not the kind of guys you challenge to a fist fight in your underwear.
Bruce: It's not underwear Alfred, underwear is comfortable.
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Noir: You should be out there having a life, doing shots and going flapper dancing. I don’t know what kids do these days.
Miles: Dude, we’re the same age.
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Ma: "You know, the boys have been asking questions. The cuts, the scrapes, the bruises."
Spy: "What do you tell them?"
Ma: "That you have a drinking problem."
Spy: "That's horrible!"
Ma: "Well, it's more plausible than you putting on a balaclava and killing people."
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Athelstan: Ragnar, you’re bleeding!
Ragnar: Oh, that explains it.
Athelstan: Explains what?!
Ragnar: The stabbing pain in my side.
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Cleric: You‘re bleeding!
Fighter: Well, that would explain it.
Cleric: Explain what?
Fighter: The stabbing pain in my side.
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Nikki: So how long have you been practicing medicine?
Dolph: What time is it?
Nikki: It's... 12:22 AM.
Dolph: About seven hours.
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Dick: You're bleedin!
Jason: Well, that would explain it.
Dick: Explain what?
Jason: The stabbin pain in my side.
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Stan: There is something seriously wrong with you
Richie: Yeah, I know
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Kristoff: There is something seriously wrong with you.
Elsa: Yeah, I know.
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Grogu: I ate those frogs because I liked it!
Din: Grogu...
Grogu: Heck, I loved it!
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Qrow: You should be out there having a life, doing shots and going dancing. I don't know what kids do these days.
Tai: Qrow, we're the same age.
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Darius: You’re a wild witch. We’re supposed to be enemies.
Eda: First off, we’ve been enemies since we were thirteen, Darius, so let’s not blame it on career choices.
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Terezi: TH3 YOUNG L3G1SL4C1R4TOR ST4NDS ON 4 ROOFTOP, TH3 ONLY TH1NG B3TW33N TROLL SOC13TY 4ND H3LL
Terezi: SH3 1S 4 WOM4N W1TH 4N UNBR34K4BL3 MOR4L COD3, WH1CH SH3 H4S BROK3N T1M3 4ND T1M3 4G41N
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