My mum was reading the Chamber of Secrets to me last night and I was forced to remember something. The Chamber of Secrets is the only book not to mention Sirius, not even a photograph of him is seen. WHYYY??
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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
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girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever
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“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.
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Teeny tiny🤲
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the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc
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i don't WANT to read smut right now
i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia
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18+ mdni
Me: “fuck, I need his cock”
Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*
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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Regulus: Okay.
[downstairs]
Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?
Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Walburga: Go to your room!
Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?
Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
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My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.
Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:
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me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?
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he wants me so bad (he’s fictional and i read a fanfic about him)
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Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.
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pov: you’re harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds
their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3
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