#crack

[hannibard]

Interesting how all three ships my blog is centered around have this dynamic huh

#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannigram #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #the witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #photos #shitpost #crack #meme #trope #crispy

[maxtermind]

Hi pookie!! can you please do y/n messaging f1 drivers "would you still love me if i was a worm?" and they all react to it differently. Also i would love to see more y/n and f1 driver gc text content.. love ur humor btw!!

f1 drivers reacting to 'if I was a worm?' texts

★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: crack ★ : a/n :: i'm still here!! it's just exam szn for me😔🙏 thank you for the humor compliment btw, i go through 5 stages of grief before posting crack everytime

©maxtermind // do not copy, rewrite or translate any of my work on any platforms.

#★ : my work ! #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #f1 x reader #formula 1 #f1 instagram au #fanfiction #carlos sainz x reader #f1 fic #max verstappen x reader #lando norris x reader #formula one #boyfriend texts #f1 smau #lewis hamilton fluff #f1 fluff #carlos sainz fluff #crack texts #f1 #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #lando norris #oscar piastri #crack #charles leclerc x reader #oscar piastri x reader #max verstappen fluff #smau

[st-alia-atreides]

(x)

#nat is tired #captain america #peggy carter #steve rogers #natasha romanoff #steggy #mcuchallenge #mine #marveledit #peggycarteredit #steverogersedit #steggymonth #steggyedit #tuserlyn #tuserhan #tusertyler #userlaro #usermelanie #userraffa #userelysia #nessa007 #userrlaura #whatelsecanwedonow #userholtz #userpegs #hatwelledit #crack #au

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: When I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil.

Kate: (hugging Yelena from behind) Oh.

Yelena:

Yelena: But this is good, too, Kate Bishop.

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes

[shallowseeker]

It's a case that dead-ends at a magical door. But this Open Sesame can only be triggered by married men or women. Mary steps up to bat and reads the words, but the magic is finnicky. It only works for current marriages.

CAS: *stepping up*

OTHERS: cAs???!

CAS: "The definition of marriage is broad: political, conciliatory, locational, common law..."

(*in the background, Dean is lobster-red, thinking his inclusion of common law means them ofc*)

As the door slides open, Sam crows in victory, and they continue on.

SAM: "Hey so what opened the door? You got a wife we don't know about?"

CAS: "Yes. I suppose I owe a great deal to the djinn queen."

DEAN, face falling: wHaT?????

#crack #it's been a DAY again

[raileurta]

Idk what this is honestly

*After a Justice League meeting*

Green lantern: You know spooky with your army of children you must be quite the ladies man.

Bruce has decided to mess with Hal.

Batman: I gave birth to them lantern.

Green Lantern: I- what?

Batman: *deadpan* I. Gave. Birth. To. Them.

Green Lantern: But- I- you're a man.

Batman: I don't know how that is relevant to this conversation.

Batman: I must depart I have important business elsewhere.

Hal tells everyone, no one believes him.

#batman prompt #Batman #batfamily #batfam #crack #green lantern #hal jordan #bruce wayne #Bruce is a troll #slightly inspired by a crack birth thing i saw on incorrect batfam quotes post

[waytooinvested]

Lena: Why does Kara never seems to pick up on my flirting?? Sam, will you pretend to be Kara so I can practise asking her out? I need you to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Sam: Sure, lay it on me. Lena: Kara, I like you romantically and I want to go on a date with you. Sam: You're being way too subtle, she'll never get it.

#supercorp #incorrect supercorp quotes #Lena Luthor #Kara Danvers #sam arias #crack

[stick2sherlock]

Headcanon:

When Damian came to live in Gotham, Bruce took to playing chess with him, to bond and spend time together out of batbusiness. Back then, while Damian was very good at chess, he was not good enough to beat Bruce, and thus to keep Damian playing Bruce would sometimes let his kid win. It was a game in itself, to play in a way that Damian would not notice any "foul play" as the fallout of Damian learning that his wins were fake would be immense.

With time, Damian got better and started winning for real, not EVERY time, but often enough, and suddenly Bruce didn't have to pretend to lose. And with 1 Damian's win for 10 matches slowly morphing into 5 wins for every 10 matches, Bruce was left extremely, EXTREMELY proud, but also... a bit disgruntled? He's BATMAN and he's losing to a child? I mean, his child, which is good, but still. It's just embarassing. It doesn't help that whole batfam finds it hilarious. But its ok, Bruce does NOT have a crisis. At all. Bruce is being normal about it and never thought about cheating at chess so that he can win more, thank you very much.

Superman, during League meeting: And Batman we will as always rely on your tactical and strategic guidance. I must say, you are our own chessmaster (chuckle).

Batman suddenly thinking how he was trounced in a chess match by a literal 12 year old a few days ago:

#damian wayne #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #headcanon #crack #Bruce not winning on purpose: good #Bruce not winning: batastrophe

[kittiebat]

"who is your favorite character in our life beginning and always? surely it's derek since you made two whole videos dedicated to your love for him?"

no... it's the rich emo boy.

i tried to balance the crack art with some serious, cool sketches of baxter so I'm not doing him a complete disservice. I just like making him a little silly.

don't mind me just dumping a forever to be unfinished sketch of my mc and bax dancing together. (she can't dance for the life of her) I made the two of them do a merengue style dance so they both sucked at it. it was really cute.

Is this a random niche obsession I had? yes, but can you blame me?

his story is just SO DANG GOOD.

(part 1 of my OL:B&A art dump bc my phase is over now.)

#our life beginnings & always #baxter ward #fanart #gb patch games #shitpost #our life #oc x canon #crack #our life fanart #art #fandom #sketch #drawing

[made-by-moon]

Sirius Black- light blue

James Potter- dark blue

#marauders #the marauders #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #padfoot #prongsie #james potter and sirius black #text message #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #dead wizards from the 70s #gryffindor #sirius being sirius #james being james #sirius orion black #sirius o black #james fleamont potter #crack #my screenshots #platonic prongsfoot #frienship #marauders fandom #gay wizards #the marauders era #marauders era #hp marauders #bisexual james potter #gay sirius black

[bubblegumflavor]

No one would be dead if they just kissed

#the outsiders #old thingy i think i never posted on tumblr #dallas winston #johnny cade #crack #jally

[hannibard]

#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannigram #photo #my edit #crack #shitpost #meme #one of my favorite promo photos #i wanna meet the photographer #i want an autograph

[multifandon-simp]

I really love any and all stories in which the prefect confuses (and potentially traumatizes) the Twst cast with knowledge from our world, maybe it's because of my obsession with cultural differences and confusing people but idk.

Anyway I wish there were more of them because it's just such a fun idea. But I never saw the fanfics discuss the topic of hunting and burning witches at stake, and I'm just like ?????

Because I would love to tell them about it and watch the horror on their faces. It's payback for all the shit I've been put through at NRC (especially by Crowley) and there's nothing you can do about it.

Oh headmage do you have any new tasks for me?

Well how would you like to hear about the cruel reality of the medieval times and peoples attitude towards witchcraft for most of history in return?

I'm begging on my knees if someone who can write sees this, please please write it I need it in my life.

#back on my bullshit once again #i would do it but i dunno how to write #crack post #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #twst thoughts #twisted wonderland x reader #twst yuu #twst crowley #crack fic #crack

[mxwrldwide]

Garfield x Family guy episode

This is definitely the dumbest thing I've drawn but I saw this:

And immediately thought of the family guy clip for some reason and it's kinda funny so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

#garfield #art #fanart #digital art #family guy #family guy memes #meme #crossover #funny #crack #crack post #shitpost

[crybabycunt]

Natasha: Why are you two here?

Yelena: I’m here to help.

Kate: And I’m here to make things worse.

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations

#bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #crack #batposting #shitpost #tw food mention