“For the love of god, we need to set them up together I can’t handle their pining.”
Remus sighed and dutifully nodded along to Sirius’s plans to get his best friends and little brother dating.
“You know you could always just tell them you approve of their relationship. They might just not be getting together because they’re worried about upsetting you.”
Sirius snorts loudly. “What’s upsetting me is watching them eyefuck each other in front of everyone. At least if they’re together I won’t need to see that.” Sirius visibly shudders at that as he adds. “I doubt either of them are even aware of their feelings to each other anyways. James would have definitely asked him out by now if he did.”
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“You know sneaking around would be easier if we just told Sirius about us.”
“You just want to torment Sirius.”
Regulus laughs brightly and even now, after a month of dating, James feels a course of satisfaction run through him at the sound.
“Course I do. And I know for a fact that he bet that you would ask me out first.”
James groaned loudly after that. “I was going to! You just beat me to it.”
Regulus snorts loudly. “In what universe is stalking after me using a map considered trying to ask someone out on a date?”
“It’s better than just kissing me after beating my arse in quidditch!”
“Remind me again whose plan actually led us to start dating?”
James shook his head incredulously. “I just needed more time!”
Regulus smirks. “What? And miss all the time we could have spent together instead?”
James laughed softly before leaning in to kiss Regulus, enjoying the blush on the other boys cheeks.
After all he only had 30 more minutes before Sirius got suspicious.
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Wolfstar Micro Fic - @wolfstarmicrofic prompt: Dogwalker - 421 words
[unknown number]
Hi. Sorry to bother you, Pete gave me your number. I’m looking for a dog walker, he said you might know someone?
Thanks, Remus
hi remus
i’ll ask around, what are the dates?
sirius
This Thursday?
Hopefully for 2 weeks but I’m having an op so might change
I know it’s short notice but everything fell through and I'm running out ideas
sorry, just talking to pete
i’ll do it
You will?
yeah
i work round the corner, i can take him out at lunch
Thank you so much you're a lifesaver
no probs
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Thanks for today
I think Padfoot likes you
good bc I like him too
also
no offence, when pete said knee replacement i was expecting a grandpa
None taken
And no offence, when Pete said dog groomer, I wasn’t expecting so much leather and tattoos
no offence taken ;)
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[attached photo]
stick maybe coming home with us
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[attached photo]
You've knackered him out
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I have phsyio this morning
Key is in flowerpot if I'm not back
no worries
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how was it?
An hour of them teaching me how to bend my knee
Like I haven’t been doing that my whole life??
well…
you werent doing a great job of it if they had to replace it
Hilarious.
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[attached photo]
He’s waiting for you
He knows your late
sorry padfoot :((
tell him ill be 5 mins x
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okay so slight incident
What happened??
[attached photo]
big fan of muddy puddles
Oh jesus
ill take him back to work and clean him up
You really don't have to
I can bath him
no offence ive seen you hobbling about
you cant wrangle him into a bath
and kneel down to wash him
I can handle it
You’ve done enough already
its fine i had a cancellation
won’t be a full pamper but youll have a squeaky clean pup back at 2
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I dont think Padfoot's ever smelt so good
thats the blueberry pawfume
The what
pawfume
dog perfume
blueberry scented
didn't know that was a thing
next opening i have hes getting the spa treatment
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PT's cleared me for low-impact exercise
Aka get off my arse and start walking more
Oh congrats!
I mean I’ll miss padfoot
But glad ur healing good :)
Well
You can still come with?
Padfoot really likes you
And I like talking to you
I like talking to you too
Or I coud take you out to dinner? As a thank you for everything
I couldn't have coped without you
It’s a date x
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Sirius begging reader for sex because I love watching men beg !!!!!
send me your horny thoughts
yes this!!!! but it’s in like a none pressuring way he’s just obsessed with you.
You’re innocently laying on the sofa together and then all of a sudden his hand is tracing circles on your thigh and you feel his eyes on your face. At first you try and ignore him, knowing exactly what he’s doing, a small smirk tugging at your lips and your eyes fixed on the tv. Suddenly the arm that was resting on your lap is now snaked around your shoulders, ring clad fingers just grazing your chest. His fingertips gently brushing against your tits, his other hand resting on his own crotch.
“What’re you doing, Siri?” you mumbled, eyes still focused on the tv.
“Nothin’.” he whispers gruffly. He tugs you closer to him and buries his face in the crook of your neck, pressing kisses against your skin, “you just make me so horny.”
“I’m not even doing anything.”
“Y’don’t need to.” He grabs your hand and places it on his crotch, letting you feel his erection through his jeans, “See how fucking hard you make me?”
A smile forms on your lips as you decide that you’re going to tease him for a while, not immediately giving him what he wants.
“After this episode is finished.” you tell him, your eyes flicking from his face to the screen and then back again. Sirius lets out a groan, palming himself over his trousers.
“Please, baby. I can’t wait any longer, you’re driving me fucking crazy.” he all but whimpers, “Do I have to get get down on my knees and beg or something?”
An amused smile plays on your lips as you pretend you haven’t heard him. Sirius let’s out a grunt and a flash of dark hair crosses your line of vision and suddenly he’s on his knees infront of you. His hands are grabbing at your thighs, kneading the soft flesh with his fingers, his eyes fixed on yours. His fingers roam up to the hem of your skirt, fingertips hooking onto the fabric of your underwear and tugging on it eagerly.
“Please, baby. Jus’ wanna taste you.” his eyes have darkened and his tongue darts out to wet his lips. You nod in reply and his face lights up, immediately burying it between your legs.
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sirius black x pureblood!reader where they r at a pureblood gathering in an established relationship & the reader although not a blood supremacist is pretty praised within the society and viewed almost as a pureblood princess, an example & a perfect (future) wife. she doesn’t love that but she’s used to coloring in the lines so she can’t help the way she is viewed by the pureblood society. anyway, sirius and reader r at some kind of pureblood event and he already feels out of place. reader tries to keep him at bay but eventually he causes a scene when a few boys actively hit on reader in front of sirius. reader pulls him aside and is just like wtf is wrong w u sirius u know im yours. lots of comfort and fluff plz
"pureblood princess"
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"I can't believe you're making me do this." Sirius huffed, frustratedly attempting to tie his tie.
"I don't want to go just as much as you don't!" You grumbled, wandering over to him and helping him with his tie.
"I have a solution," He smirked, "We could just... not go?"
You rolled your eyes, he had been complaining all day and you were done with repeating yourself.
"We don't have a choice, Siri."
It was the night of the annual Pureblood Ball and now that you and Sirius were engaged, your attendance was mandatory.
This year, the ball was at the Black Manor. The Blacks had been almost shunned from the society due to Sirius' behaviour but have now been welcomed back with open arms.
Sirius' parents were over the moon when they found out about your relationship. After years of Sirius refusing to accept his label as a pureblood, his engagement to you surprised everyone.
Your parents weren't so excited. There was constant gossip of the Black family after Sirius ran away and as you were highly considered the 'pureblood princess' to those in the pureblood society, they thought you could do much better.
Sirius didn't help himself when attending big events like this. You had to beg him to come and when he finally agreed, he just moped the whole evening.
"Why don't we just run away?" Sirius mumbled, pulling you in to his chest and kissing the top of your head.
"We can't." You mumbled back. As much as you did want to run away with Sirius forever, you just couldn't. Your presence was too demanded, if you ran away with Sirius they'd have his head on a stick within a week.
"At least you look gorgeous." Sirius poked at you.
That was one of the only thing you enjoyed about these gatherings, you could both dress up.
When you were much younger, these parties excited you too much. With rose tinted glasses on as a little girl the idea of wearing a pretty dress and have everyone fawning over you was a dream.
You could sense Sirius' anxiety upon arrival and as much as you tried to comfort him, he just quickly shut you down.
"Siri, you'll be fine. We just have to show our faces for a bit then we can go home." You reached for his hand.
"I am fine." Sirius grunted. "I just don't want to be here."
He avoided eye contact with you as you walked through the giant doors towards the dimly lit ball room.
You'd think that this would be any girls dream and perhaps if you ignored the details it might be. However knowing that almost everyones ideologies in that room were what many considered evil spoilt the whole thing.
Everyone was dressed in dark colours, your deep red dress complimenting the room. The most infamous names in the pureblood society were here tonight, so you knew you had to put on your best act.
"Sirius," Narcissa greeted sternly as her and her sister Bellatrix approach the two of you "Y/N."
Sirius' jaw tightened as he kept his words to himself.
"Narcissa, Bellatrix. Lovely to see the both of you." You faked a small smile.
"Congratulations on your engagement," Bellatrix sneered. "How you managed it I will never know, Y/N."
"I'm not quite sure what you mean."
"Well, our dear Sirius would have danced on all of our graves just a few months ago, including yours." Bellatrix smirked. "You must tell me the details of the charm or potion you used to make him like this."
"Oh piss off, Bellatrix." Sirius barked.
"Oops, looks like it's wearing off." Bellatrix laughed before the two of them strutted off.
"Great start." You mumbled.
"Can we just leave, Y/N." Sirius groaned.
"Just a little longer, Siri." You squeezed his hand as you moved forward within the party, before spotting both your parents approaching you.
"Y/N, darling." Your mother ushered you over. "Come join us."
"Orion," You smiled gently "Walburga, lovely to see you both again."
You had known Sirius' parents since you were born. Funny how differently women and men were treated in this odd society.
You were treat like a delicate flower and on the other hand Sirius was raised with high expectations of being this big strong man. Now somehow you were the one being praised for bringing him back into this toxic environment.
Sirius stayed silent, not bothering to utter a word to your parents nor his own.
"Oh, darling Y/N, how stunning you look." Walburga gushed. "You will be such a stunning bride."
"Indeed," Orion spoke sternly. "It will be a pleasure for the pureblood princess to be part of the Black family."
"It will be my pleasure." You blushed.
Sirius let go of your hand, walking away from the group without a word.
"He's um-" You mumbled becoming flustered. "He's still getting used to being back here."
"Don't worry darling," Walburga reassured you. "We couldn't manage him so we can hardly expect you to."
You gave a fake smile and after a while of conversing with you soon to be in-laws, you left to get a drink.
Your eyes wandered around the room as you waited for your drink at the bar, Sirius nowhere to be seen.
You couldn't blame him, it wasn't exactly the best place for him to be but you didn't expect him to abandon you within the first 10 minutes.
"If it isn't the pureblood princess," A voice was heard from behind you. "Where's your retched fiance?"
It was Evan Rosier. He had been on your case for years and after many, many proposal refusals he still couldn't give up.
"Why would I tell you." You muttered.
"Ah, he's left already? I'm not so surprised. He's always been a runner." He came closer to you, not leaving eye contact. "I would never abandon you, princess."
"He hasn't abandoned me." You snapped. "Can't you take no for an answer? I'm engaged."
"You think I believe that? What business does Sirius Black have with you? He hates all of us, including your family."
"Shut up."
"Can't handle the truth?" He reached over to grab your chin, forcing you to look at him. Not wanting to cause a scene, you let him. "Princess, I would give you the respect you deserve and you know it."
"Leave me alone."
He chuckled, leaning in closer.
"Make me." His face was inches from yours as you froze inside yourself.
Before you knew it, he was being pushed against the bar, glasses smashing everywhere.
"Keep your hands off of her you filthy rat." Sirius barked.
"Your puppies come off his leash, Princess." Evan smirked.
Sirius shoved him harder, ready to hit him.
"Sirius, don't" You grabbed ahold of his arm as the room went silent. "Don't do this."
"Yeah, or what?" He grunted.
You pulled on his arm harder and he turned to look at you, his features softening as you caught his eye.
"Lets just go, Siri, please."
He pushed Evan to the floor before storming out of the front doors.
You rushed after him, ignoring the muttering of gossip as you did so.
"Fuck!" You heard him shout out of frustration now that he was away from everyone.
He was sat on one of the stone steps with a cigarette in his hand and you sat yourself next to him.
"What was all that about?" You mumbled.
"Are you fucking kidding?" Sirius grunted. "He was all over you."
"I can handle myself."
"Doesn't bloody look like it." He bit.
"Well, I can." You bit back. "You know how many years I've had to deal with men like that?"
He was silent for a moment.
"I'm sorry I just- I can't stand being around all those people again."
"All those people? Siri, they're your family."
"Yeah well they're all pricks." He muttered. "And you- why are you pretending like becoming a Black is such an honour? My family is filled with lines and lines of horrible people and you know it."
"I know. You know I have to say these things." You responded. "But I do feel honoured."
"How could you possibly feel honoured."
"Because I get to marry you."
He turned to hide is blushed cheeks before turning back to you.
"I love you, Y/N."
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this is not proofread and there is no smut im so sorry but i just wanted something to back into the swing of writing and loved this idea!
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