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kncrowder88 · 6 months

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Yall, did Tom Riddle create a spell to identify when Dumbles used his name so his minions won't appear for Dumbles since he so casually uses it. Or did Dumbles use it and someone would appear and just immediately surrender. Sometimes it be Tom and he'd apparate away.

#HP humor #albus dumbledore #tom riddle #hp #no but really im laughing at the image of dumbledore casually saying voldemort #and a bunch of his minions appear ready to capture whatever brave fool it was #only for Albus and probably Minerva and Mad-Eye to be mid convo #and now the poor minions gotta deal with that #course there is also the time Voldy pops up himself #sees who it is and is just like #oh look at the time i got an evil meeting scheduled gotta run

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iamnmbr3 · 3 months

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Is Snape nice? No. Is he an absolute comedy icon with a flair for dramatic timing? Yes! I mean he literally stood there waiting and being insulted multiple times just to reveal himself at the perfect moment. We stan.

#humor #crack #Snape #severus snape #Harry Potter #hp reread #my post

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oflights · 4 months

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i have been laughing about this to myself all day

#im glad i crack myself up at least #i know we mine voldemort in the manor for angst and rightfully so #but there’s so much potential surreal humor in it too #like yes trauma but we have to laugh #hp meta #(???)#hp shitposting #the context of this was laughing about the religious holidays that exist in these books for no explained reason

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ecstarry · 1 month

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spring break

James is willing to do anything to get Regulus' attention, including, participating on a wet t-shirt contest where Regulus will be the judge.

"The curly-haired man scanned him with his gaze, and the moment he reached his exposed abdomen, he blushed. James made him blush. He had found exactly who he wanted to spend his week with.”

Fic: Spring Break

for @malchai and beta-read by @bellaxisworld as part of the @croptopjames

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tygerland · 5 months

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Christmas with Lovecraft and Friends. 2010, by Nelson Evergreen.

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cillianwilder · 17 days

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 1 year

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Sirius: [to the Marauders] What can I say, I like making memories! Sometimes I do crazy shit around you guys just so you can tell other people I did it.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: the kennedy center mark twain prize for american humor #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #james potter #marauders #padfoot #moony #wormtail #prongs

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pooks · 6 months

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Fred & George: *pulls jokes, pranks and tease Percy to get a laugh of him* Percy: -_- Arthur: *tells a dad joke* Percy: *laughs* (●^▽^●) Fred & George: HOW?! >:[ Arthur: I have my ways, boys.

#hp #hp headcanon #percy weasley #fred weasley #george weasley #arthur weasley #everyone has different kinds of humor #ofc arthur would know how to make his son laugh #the twins are good but they need a different approach in how to make percy laugh

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grrrenadine · 11 months

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You’re getting the call of Cthulhu! Do you decline? Or do you accept?

Available on a bunch of merch on Redbubble.

#cthulhu #eldritch #lovecraft #hp lovecraft #call of cthulhu #cosmic horror #tentacles #tentacle monster #monster #horror #aliens #humor #my art

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 years

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Writer’s problem:

#listen i can write just dont rush me pls #writer meme #writer problems #life of a writer #writer block #writerslife #source: the good place #fanfic writer #writing problems #writing meme #writing humor #my meme #my memes #daddiesdrarry on instagram #hp #writeblr #harry potter

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50044w44s · 6 months

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Harry: [back from a mission] I'm home!

Ginny: [hugging him] I've got a surprise for you!

Harry: [visibly worried] oh yeah? what is it?

Ginny: [excited] I made dinner...

Harry: wow that's so—

Ginny: and then I threw it off and ordered pizza!!

Harry: oh thank god.

#harry potter #headcanon #harry and ginny #ginny weasley #hinny #humor #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #funny stuff

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iamnmbr3 · 3 months

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Harry sobbing: The insults are barely even personalized anymore. He's not even trying! How could he stop caring about our rivalry?

No but on a serious note I love how half hearted these insults are. It really drives home how Draco's mind is otherwise occupied and also how he just doesn't really have much energy for anything these days.

#Harry Potter #humor #hp reread #drarry

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who-canceled-roger-rabbit · 2 years

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If gender is a spectrum like "red to purple" or whatever then mine is A MYSTERIOUS COLOR UNLIKE ANY SEEN ON EARTH