#i know MOST of y’all are trying to be sweet be sweet and not creepy but it’s fucking weird

[h-harleybaby]

HEY POOK!!

I found your page this morning and OH MAH LAWRD 😻 WOOF WOOF WOOF, ya know? 😔

Take your time with this request, because I don’t want you to get stressed..

But remember those Eric and Kyle oneshots? Where you are Kyle’s bf but they have their way with you? 😳 (wowzers)

WHAT ABOUT THAT WITH ERIC AND BUTTERS??? LIKE PLS ERICS GF AND BUTTERS JUST SO HAPPENS TO- AHH😩

keep me in ur thoughts 😏

- 🍒

OHHHHHH???????

I’VE BEEN LIKE- TRYING TO WRITE ANOTHER KYLE AND CARTMAN ONE BUT I SUCK AT WRITING KYLE- Cartman and Butters on the other hand???? OOOOOH MAMA (says this as I write whatever comes to mind while I’m at lunch and feeling really embarrassed about it)!! Also I’m like half sure you meant Butters x Cartmans gf reader right??? Sorry if I’m wronggg

Also dw I always think about my anons /hj I love y’all sm

Anyways, thanks to @tiniedemon and @hand-writxen for the ideas while writing. I was stuck on this for the LONGEST time and felt super bad about it. As per usual, I’M NOT SHIPPING THEM IN ANY WAY!!

HAS NSFW CONTENT

Butters x Cartmans gf reader

• Let’s be honest, Cartmans a bit of an voyeur- so when Butters came up to him real apologetic about having a lil crush on his gf it gave him the best idea

• That’s how it started, all of y’all expected it to be a one and done thing BUT NOPE

• But who tf knew that Butters was super fucking horny??? Not you-

• Anyways, the both of them take turns on you ALL THE TIME! It’s mainly because they don’t hate each other so that makes it a hell of a lot easier

• Y’all ever heard of double penetration??? YEAH THATS THEM- JUST HEAR ME OUT ON IT

• They’re both kinda impatient (difference is although Butters might get antsy he can wait, Cartman refuses to) so like, double penetration does happen quite a bit

• Butters has like, no chill tho. He’s super obvious about his crush on you and how he feels about you, dudes ALL over you and it’s kinda cute ngl. It annoys Cartman tho so it usually ends in him making Butters watch y’all fuck or something and not letting him touch you to remind him who’s gf you are

• Butters gets so whiny too, he’s desperate to touch you and he’d do literally anything Cartman tells him just for the chance of a bj or something

• Cartmans a sadist so he usually makes Butters get on his knees and beg or something. That part’s not even sexual he just likes feeling the power 👀

• Tbh Butters is a really sweet, passionate guy so most of the time he puts your pleasure before his own. In his eyes, you come first so ofc he’s gonna make you cum first even if he has to edge himself

• But omg those few times where he really lets go and he’s really rough and uses you 😩

• Anyways so enough of that, ngl Cartman really likes watching Butters eat you out. Sometimes after he jerks off to y’all he has post nut clarity and thinks he’s a lil creepy but that’s like, immediately gone because he realizes he doesn’t care enough

• Honestly, I can see Butters fucking you but Cartman being completely in control the entire time

• He says he wants Butters to edge you? It’s done. He wants you guys to overstim yourselves, DONE

• He loves seeing Butters edge you and himself. Definitely likes seeing the tears of frustration and taunting you about it, calling you his crybaby

• Butters definitely whimpers while edging himself and gets really caught up in how good you feel, hehe Cartman edges himself a couple times too while y’all do 🤭

• Hear me out, he’s super mean about cumming. Literally will not let either of you cum until he does from you sucking him off

• I dunno, orgasm denial is just a huge thing here ya know? Like in his eyes (at the moment) y’all are just fuck toys entertaining him 💅

• Cartman is such a control freak but it’s honestly kinda hot to both of y’all. Butters is definitely more on the sub side a lot of the time so it works out for you guys

• NOW YOU GOTTA HEAR ME OUT AGAIN ‼️ the both of them like watching you get yourself off using toys. Also mutual masturbation ngl. They jerk each other off while watching you <33

• Like I said, orgasm denial is a huge thing so Cartman probably makes you get off on some sort of vibrator but doesn’t let you cum for the longest time because he wants you to beg. He starts rubbing off on Butters at some point and he starts doing similar things

• Would not be surprised if Cartman makes you get off on his shoe (def a new pair he only uses for that purpose because ew, germs) while the two jerk each other off

• EHEHEHE imagine Cartman makes you fuck yourself on a dildo and watches because he says you’re not ready or even worth him and Butters dicks yet

• Definitely says you have to work for it and likes watching you do it. I swear no amount of preparation prepares you for the both of them at the same time. FUCKING ANIMALS

• Anyways, Butters is probably secretly into pegging. Just hear me out ok???

• He really really wants you to peg him while Cartman fucks you (in Cas’ words, a lil train)

• Omg so like, jerking him off while you peg him and Cartman just jerking off the whole time because damn who knew you looked super hot while pegging someone

• I feel like Cartman really likes seeing his cum on your face and at the end of y’all’s… session the two of them usually jerk off on your face and tits

• Butters definitely thinks you look super pretty with cum on you while Cartman kinda sees it as a hot degrading thing

• Sometimes this kinda stuff happens in public where they’re both horny and they literally fight over who gets a blowjob from you because they don’t have much time or privacy

• Anyways, both literally love a good creampie so you best believe that both of them do creampie you. CONSTANTLY

• Round after round man, Cartman just really likes seeing it drip out of you. Probably smacks your pussy (somewhat lightly) just to giggle as you whimper before fingering it back in

• All that is just an instant boner for both of them. THEY’RE INSATIABLE I TELL YOU, INSATIABLE

• Before y’all go out sometimes they both cum in your underwear and make you wear it out after rubbing it in, this definitely isn’t something I saw on an NSFW twitter acc that made me giggle and kick my feet

• They’ve both ruined and owe you SO MANY panties because they keep using them to jerk off or they cum in them. FOR SOME REASON IT STAINS AND JUST RUINS THE PANTIES and both of them feel so proud of doing that

HERE YOU NASTY PEOPLE I’VE FED YOU WITH THIS DECENTLY LONG DICK HCS THING

All jokes aside I really liked writing this so ty for the request babes <33

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[koditzy25]

Hc’s I’ve got about Sanji SFW &NSFW

There’s some slight use of Dacryphilia (?) mentioning of overstimulation

Reader is GN

SFW 

Sanji loves and I mean LOVES to spoil you after all your his precious s/o , he doesn’t just spoil you with beautiful clothes or jewelry he spoils you with the most romantic dates and the best food or even other acts of service.[So be nice and give him the same attention even if he insist that it’s his duty]

THERES nothing he won’t do, sore? He will give you oil massages, wanna relax? He will prepare you a bubble bath with candles and essential oils, feel like emotional eating ? He will prepare you a 5 course meal if you ask him to. Want to cuddle because you had a nightmare? He will cuddle you and sooth you to sleep.

Sanji of course “doesn’t” get jealous of anyone he knows you love him but he does get agitated when Zoro comes and bothers you for some training or uses you as extra weight. He also despises the creepy men who continue to creep around you even after you said no and proceeds to kick them into hell. But he does sometimes feel a bit jealous when you give other men your kind smile he even admits to it and says your smile shouldn’t be wasted on people who don’t deserve it.

Sanji doesn’t act like his in love obsessed woman self anymore ofc he will treat them kindly and think they’re pretty but nothing compared to you he respects you and thinks that if he acts his old way it’s crossing boundaries , and he refuses to make you feel uncomfortable and upset.

Sanji allows no fucking disrespect towards you , your his beloved ,his to be spouse, the one he loves so much. He will beat them to a pulp he can’t control himself I mean how dare someone disrespect you.

Sanji Is a passionate lover and very gentle too he doesn’t talk much about himself but when he did he told you everything about his family and his mom especially since he holds her dear to him. You listen to him and feel his pain for himself and swore to smack anyone who even talked crap about Sanji

————NSFW—————

Remember when I said Sanji loves to buy you clothes ? He loves buying you lingerie cute ones sexy ones he just loves to dress you up he can’t help it he says your just too cute it kinda adds into the foreplay

Sanji is the type of man who simply loves to go down on you more then himself even if you offer to give him head he just thinks your pleasure is more important and not just that he can’t get enough of you, he probably does overstimulate you and it’s not on purpose it’s just something that tends to happen when he’s down on you he seriously can’t help it when you taste so good in his mouth

When Sanji does let you go down on him he lets out the prettiest whimpers and groans. He tries not to cum too quickly but the way you look up at him as you try to take him all in your mouth is almost too much for him to take he can’t help but gently place his hand on the back of your head to move you more.

When Sanji is inside you it truly depends on what mood y’all are in sometimes it’s passionate and sweet with the upmost of care from Sanji sometimes it’s Sanji still treating you passionately but it’s more heated with you telling him to go faster and such even overstimulating you and kissing you as he overstimulates you.

When it’s not passionate and you tell Sanji to go ahead and go faster to make you feel like the only person In the world , Sanji will make you cry out of pleasure usually he thinks making you cry is the worst sin the worst crime but this type of crying makes him twitch while inside you. He knows that your cries are full of pleasure and will Continue to make you cry like this. He will continually praise you for how amazing you are how your a god/goddess

Most times this is done in the comfort of privacy since Sanji wants to be the only one who hears your cries and see you a complete mess for him. But on the occasion that he can’t hold back he will lock the kitchen doors and take you right then and there bending you over the table.

Aftercare with Sanji is warm bath, food or a nice nap with you as he praises you for how good you are to him and how much he loves you with little kisses and will caress you to sleep.

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[wisteria-cherry]

forty days and forty nights (day two!)

(so i’ve figured out that this is probably gonna be a decently long series? total slowburn. i’ll be writing oneshots by day, so like, every day he comes in i’ll be writing y’all’s interactions and we’ll see how it goes. happy reading :)

(read them all here!)

the same familiar jingle of the coffee shop door caused you to look up, somewhat more excitedly than usually, partly because it was a slow (the most exciting thing you’d done was brew a new pot of coffee about ten minutes ago), mundane sort of day at the coffee shop, and partly because you were secretly hoping dynamight would come back.

he did.

a familiar head of wild blond hair and a scowling face half-hidden by a scarf trudged up to the counter.

“medium black coffee.” he stated, not bothering to make it sound like a request.

“coming right up. for dynamight?” you question.

“yeah.”

“alright, it’ll just be a couple minutes.” you smile. dynamight didn’t reply, only plopped himself down on a barstool. was it the same one as yesterday, you wondered? given that he came in at the same time he did yesterday, you imagined it was likely. he seemed like the sort of guy who likes routine.

you slide dynamight his coffee with another sweet smile.

“another tiring day?” you ask, organizing the pastry display next to the countertop.

“yeah. fuckin’ sidekicks dunno how to do shit these days. one of ‘em’s slow as fuck, another one can’t do shit without getting told fifteen times...” the way he said it made him seem old. the internet told you he was your age, though.

“how’d they do back in your day?” you tease.

“tch! fuck off.” dynamight rolled his eyes. “you’re young, too. don’t act like you’re older than me.”

“i am older than you.” you retort. dynamight choked on his coffee and you instantly feel bad for saying that. “are you okay??”

“i’m fine.” dynamight coughed before calming down. “there’s no way in hell you’re older than me, that’s all.”

“only by a couple months.” you shrug.

“why do you know my birthday, you weird fuck?” dynamight nearly bared his teeth.

“well,” you begin, your cheeks heating up, already embarrassed to be admitting to your late night endeavors, “you seem surprised that i didn’t know who you were yesterday. so i searched you up.” you already knew your cheeks were splotched with pink as dynamight narrowed his eyes.

“so you’re pretty famous, then. it’s no wonder you were surprised i didn’t know who you are.” you attempt to make conversation that diverted his attention from your potentially creepy habits.

“yeah, i’m the number one hero in japan.” he grunted in reply, taking another sip of his coffee.

“that’s incredible. thank you for what you do.” another smile. your mouth would probably hurt by the time he was gone, but you didn’t mind.

“it’s nothin’.”

“it’s more than nothing. you’re the best out of hundreds, maybe thousands of heroes in japan. that’s no small feat.” you reply earnestly. “so why did you become a hero?” dynamight was silent for a moment, before answering.

“you know all might?”

“of course i do. who doesn’t?” dynamight seemed irked at this.

“i don’t know, maybe ‘cuz you live under a fuckin’ rock?” he snapped back.

“sorry,” you smile (again) apologetically. “but to be fair, we all grew up knowing all might as number one. you haven’t exactly been number one for as long as him.”

“yeah, whatever.” he spat. “i’m still the best. and i’ll be better than him.”

“is that why you’re a hero?” you ask curiously.

“yeah. i’m gonna beat all might and beat deku.”

“deku? the number two hero?” you tilt your head.

“yes, the number two hero.” dynamight grumbled.

“you have a rivalry with him or something, right?” you ask, trying to recall the particular interview where dynamight scowled at the mention of deku, similarly to what he was doing now.

“or something.” he muttered.

“that must be fun.” you laugh lightly. dynamight rolled his eyes.

“can’t stand him. just like i can’t stand any of those other extras.”

“extras?” you repeat. you’d heard him use the term before, in the interviews.

“yeah, extras.”

“why are they extras?” you ask curiously. dynamight scoffed.

“because they don’t matter.”

“oh, i see.” although you’re tempted to get into a debate about morals, personal philosophy, etc, you were technically still working, so, no arguments.

not that you would have time for one, anyway, because dynamight stood up and set his mug down, finished. he gave a brief nod of acknowledgement.

“later.” he grunted before lumbering out, the little bell still chiming merrily.

“it’s more than nothing. you’re the best out of hundreds, maybe thousands of heroes in japan. that’s no small feat.”

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(feel free to comment + leave ur thoughts :)

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[looseratinthegarage]

Hey so I don’t wanna get too into it but I wanted to see if I could get head cannons for Thomas, Michael and Nubbins where their s/o asks them to kill them. I know it’s very angsty but I wanna see what you come up with

S/o asks the slashers to kill them

Omg this was so fun- thank you for the request!! I don’t write su!c!de or self h@rm, so I’m going to make this s/o mad as hell, scrunch up your faces and look grumpy y’all! I hope y’all bulletproof, for this bout to hurt…

Tw: reader wanting to be killed, strong language, and I’m pretty sure that’s it

Thomas

•most likely the offender was Hoyt, we all know he’s a creepy piece of shit man. You, because of Hoyt’s safety, angrily descend the basement steps

•Thomas sees that you're distressed and stops working, wiping his hands on his apron. You walk over to him and aggressively sit down on a nearby stool.

•before he could even ask what happened you blurted it out

• “You know what? Fuck this! I’m gonna kill him! He pisses me off so badly, that dumb mother-“

•you went on to rant for the next thirty minutes

•he’d try his best to sooth you, but nothing was working, you were past the point of anger. You grabbed one of his tools and headed for the stairs

• “todays the day, todays the day!”

•but Thomas lightly grabbed your arm to stop you, picking a fight with Hoyt would be very bad, especially a physical one

• “Just kill me already!!”

•you instantly stopped struggling against him, you spun around with wide eyes and looked at Thomas with your mouth slightly agape

•he lets go of your arm and begins to walk away

• “Thomas wait,”

•he stops, but doesn’t turn around. You walk up to him and set down the sharp tool, then gently grasp his hands

•if you don’t apologize I will personally beat you to death :3 even though he won’t expect one, I mean, you could spill soup on him and he’d apologize to you-

•you bring his dirty hands up to your face and pepper them with kisses. Since he doesn’t pull away, you place a hand on his masked cheek and look into his eyes

• “I know you’d never hurt me, I’m just frustrated.”

•he takes a deep breath and nods, he understands that you didn’t mean it and that it’s been a rough day. But! Don’t think you're off the hook for hurting the poor boy's feelings!

•you best be taking chores off his plate and being extra sweet to him! Maybe even bake him something

•we all make mistakes, and that’s okay, but we must take ownership of them and make them right <3

Michael

•You got into a fight, luckily not with Michael, but it still affected you greatly. You came home to find your silent bf waiting for you, but you couldn’t concentrate at the moment

•he instantly knew something was wrong, oftentimes when coming home you’d hug or at the very least greet him, but greet him you did not…

•you stormed past the Shape of Haddonfield and threw your bag at the wall. He stood up and followed you. He tried his best to somehow comfort you, in his silent way.. but you were already too overwhelmed, instead of helping he only amped you up more

•you snapped, accidentally taking your anger out on him

• “Just fucking kill me, you stabby bastard!!”

•you were radiating anger, the kind of anger he feels everyday but doesn’t show, well, in front of you at least. He’s upset, upset you have to go through this as well.

•His answer to this request would be a ‘Lmao no’ kind of face and I don’t think Michael would be too fazed by you asking this, og at least

•Rz Mikey on the other hand is very silently distraught you think he’d even consider doing that to you. He feels somehow betrayed. he doesn’t have guilt for what he does in the slightest, but the fact that you’d even suggest that would make him feel very insecure

•did he do something wrong? Something to make you fear him? You promised you didn’t… are you lying to him, y/n?

•he’d hand you his knife and gesture towards the door, aka ‘my empathic abilities are telling me you're mad, I have an idea, go stab people. It helps me :)’

•a kind gesture really, coming from him that is, will you take him up on his offer? Well, my lovelies, that is up to you

•after you’ve calmed down from your blind rage episode, you’d best apologize. He won’t ask for one, nor does he think he needs one, but it’s healthy to do so, even if your stubborn I’m looking at you, yes you, stubborn mf *squints menacingly*

•he’d just kinda shrug, but feels warm inside. No one’s really apologized to him before, besides his mom when he was young

•he’d throw you over his shoulder and take you for a peaceful walk in the forest, that is, if you didn’t take him up on his other offer… then it’s a warm bath! ;)

•oh! And that person who upset you? Bye bye, Mikey’s gonna handle that <3

Nubbins

•The Sawyers came first, a long time before the Hewitts, therefore Drayton was the first Hoyt. Minus I actually like Drayton and Hoyt is a creepy sob. Aka you threw hands with Drayton

•he won, repeatedly hitting you with the broom will do that… Nubbins wasn’t happy about this, but couldn’t really do anything. He tried! But also got beat with the broom…

•you walk outside and slam the door shut. You could hear Drayton yelling from inside, something about not being able to afford another door?

•you hear the door open and shut behind you as you walk to the victim car storage, it’s shady and signifegantly cooler then being out in the Texas sun, it also worked as a kind of fort for you and Nubbins,

•you climb in and sit in one of the truck’s beds, Nubbins following you in, seemingly unfazed by the abuse

• “wanna g-go look for roadkill?”

•you strangely felt angry at him for not being angry

• “aaah!! Just kill me!!”

•this stumped him, you're not food silly!

• “S-so thats a no to t-the roadkill i-idea?”

•you couldnt help but burst out laughing, you could never stay mad around Nubbins. You pulled him close and place a delicate kiss on his cheek. You roll your eyes and grab his hand.

• “What are we hoping to find today?”

• “Maybe a snake? I’d like to make you a matching bracelet, like the one I have.” -N

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[lucifersglasses]

Obey Me Brothers Sleeping Headcanon!!

   Lucifer -This only happens if you can get this workaholic in bed in the first place.. And usually he will give in since he wants to big spoon you. Yes. He’s a big spoon. He wants to be the dominant one and protect you (But sometimes will let you spoon him but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) -His voice.. *Chefs Kiss* is sooooooo soothing, you can practically fall asleep in less than a minute. (I’m sorry his voice is just so calming and attractive- SORRY LMAOOO) -He tends to be very still when he sleeps, I mean STiLL (You wonder if he’s dead or something) -Your sleeping position is either A: He will hug you from behind and breathe in your neck all night, or B: He will lay down flat on his back like usual and have his arm out and keep you in place, while your head is on his chest. -Mutters nonsense in his sleep sometimes, he muttered something about you in his sleep one time and it was so sweet..~ -He doesn’t know, but you somehow recorded it for yourself only. (He did like a whole speech, hmmmm wonder what his dream was about) -The temperature in his room.. I feel like his preferred temperature would be the cold. His room gives huge cold vibes, so bring extra blankets!!! -Usually falls asleep after you do, but if it was a harsh day he will automatically pass out. -Your the only person he will show being vulnerable to, he trusts you and is so soft for you :) Mammon -You IN HIS BED!? WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE! -In with the idea but super flustered and nervous of you both sharing a bed for the first time. -Just letting you know, he is a huge cuddle bug, and his temperature is warmmmm so you probably won’t need any blankets.. unless he somehow hoards them all -_- -His room would be cold, so MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T HOARD!! -Oh he loves the big spoon yes.. but might want to be the little spoon some if he had a rough day.. poor baby always getting insulted by his brothers ;-; -Warning 1 y’all aren’t waking up in the same position ur sleeping in, you will both be scattered on the bed by morning, or on the floor LMAOOO -Warning 2 he drools.. so maybe try not to have him near your hair or whatever lol -Warning 3 he may snore too, so bring earplugs just in case. -Other than that, he loves to cuddle you, and talk to you while you both fall asleep, it’s like a fantasy he’s wanted forever. -You both like to talk before going to bed and it's usually for a couple hours or more since you both really enjoy eachothers company. -He falls asleep first, don’t ask, he just falls asleep first for some reason. -Also pillow fights occur usually before going to bed XDDD Levi -’AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY S/O IS SLEEPING WITH ME-’ //////// -This man is flustered and rambling all over the place.. -First: he has never slept in the same bed bathtub with someone before- -Second: He is nervous about messing up and you think he is weird or creepy. -And Finally: He is scared about his appearance. -We all know he is super insecure and wants the best for you, REASSURE HIM EVERYTHING IS A-OKKKK. -He sleeps in a damn bathtub.. so at best yall cuddling all night. (Guys imma be honest, his room looks really cool to sleep in, the aquarium and the jellyfish) -Levi would be such a switch between spooning or you spooning him, it's honestly your call if you want to be a small or big spoon. -Last to go to bed, he plays games all night and you best be joining him half of the time. -But he will try to be quiet and play more of a chill game if you had a bad day or just cuddle with you to make sure your ok ;-; -You both have definitely built a pillow fort for a little game date night, maybe more ;) -Pillow Fights occur too! - Overall one of the best cuddlers or best for you to cuddle with since our Otaku is adorable. Satan -Probably one of the most chill to sleep with out of everyone besides Belphie. -He is a bit flustered, but has always wanted to sleep with you and hold you. -Always last to go to bed since he reads for about an hour before he does so, unless you're a bookworm like he is. -Satan loves being a big spoon and having you in his arms.Yall’s sleeping position would definitely be you on top of him with your head in his chest. OMG- I bet he also loves to stroke/ play with your hair before going to sleep- ^^^ -I see his room to be cold, so.. BLANKETS! - He definitely snuck some cats to sleep with and cuddle amongst you both and the blankets and pillows. - And half of the time, you wake up with a book on your head XD -If you had a bad day, he is always there to listen to you, and will read to you if you’d like. -Honestly, the sweetest most considerate partner to sleep with, and will always respect you and big spoon you. Asmo -”Oh MC~ your in for a treat” -Oh you were.. This man has plans before going to bed, going to bed, and waking up- -He already had this  planned. I bet you both do some pedicures, facemasks, paint yalls nails, etc, before going to bed, and he will make sure of it. (Unless you had a bad day) -He is such a big spoon, will cuddle into your chest, may give a few pecks there too. -He adores you and loves sleeping with you, he has many fantasies on what he wants to do and try out. -He puffs while he sleeps and it's very cute ^^, but might snore- rarely tho and do not tell him because he will always deny it. -I feel like you both would do pajama runway, if you're both too tired then just face masks and watch a rom com. -Likes room temperature at exactly 71. I don't know why but he says it's the perfect temperature but it is. -You both love pillows, stuffed animals, and wearing onesies. XDD -He wants you to feel good and feel amazing around him, he just wants the best for you and cuddle with you <3. Beel -Doesn’t even blush, he is just excited and has a cute grin on his face- awwwwww ^^. -He is a cuddler, so make sure he doesn’t squeeze the life out of you. XD -You both definitely watch movies and eat snacks before going to bed. If not then you both just cuddle and talk for a little bit about the day and tomorrow and much more! -He loves pillows so you both have lots of pillows in bed, and most of them are food pillows LMAO- -Sleeping position would probably be him big spooning you with his face in your hair, he loves the shampoo scent in your hair, it's calming to him. -He is very warm, so make sure the room temperature is pretty cold so you don’t overheat LMAO- -Sometimes Belphie will join you too and sleep with yall since you both are fun to cuddle with or be near, it's comforting to him. -Beel loves cuddling and sleeping with you overall, very sweet and such a cuddler. Belphie -YeS.. literally wanted this since the beginning. -Right when you even mention the idea he grabs you and cuddles you like his life depends on it. -He loves big spooning you and being spooned at the same time- -CuDDLes are his favorite thing in all of devildom, the celestial realm, human world, please give him the best cuddles. ^^ -You both have definitely used dream potions to be in each other's dreams and explore around them together. -NO ALARM CLOCKS ALLOWED, JUST NO.. Wake up late so you both can be in each others arms still and not be disturbed. -Don’t even ask, yall have done basically everything, pillow forts, onesies, pillow and blanket marathon, you name it. -He likes the temperature cold, meaning A: Having you closer in his arms, and B: More blankets and pillows. -He really doesn’t care what position yall sleep in, he just wants to be at least touching you. -There’s one warning though, he drools. -Overall, Loves sleeping with you, it's his favorite activity and time of day ever.

#obey me #obey me comfort headcanon #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me funny #obey me headcanon #obey me scenarios #obey me x reader #obey me comfort #obey me shall we date #obey me fluff #obey me x s/o #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me writing #obey me x you #obey me x mc #obey me mammon x reader #obey me levi x reader #obey me satan x reader #obey me asmo x reader #obey me beel x reader #obey me belphie x reader #fluff #cute

[baby-harrington]

dating eddie munson would include…

HI EVERYONE :D it’s been a while i know, i haven’t written anything in like a year but eddie is too goddamn cute to resist so here you go

feel free to reblog with any of your own ideas/additions i would love love love to read them!!!

- i think we all already know eddie is the ultimate adorable boyfriend like LOOK AT HIM he’s so cute

- and you tell him all the time

- to which he responds with something along the lines of “no you”

- he loves complimenting you, telling you you’re adorable and pretty and cute and hot and perfect

- sometimes all in one go or between kisses

- he’s so squishy and cuddly too like obviously not in front of people but when you’re alone he’s most likely cuddled up next to you or laying on you

- if you have boobs he will definitely use them as a pillow while you run your fingers through his hair

- he looooooves when you play with his hair

- pull it, pet it, brush it, wash it, anything and he will lean into your touch and sigh contentedly

- pet names are guaranteed

- with sweetheart being the favourite

- but he’ll call you anything that you want him to

- he likes being called nicknames, baby or babe in particular but he also likes just hearing his name coming from your mouth

- he LOVES kisses too

- both giving kisses and receiving them

- he’ll kiss anywhere he can get his lips

- and he particularly likes when you kiss his neck or jaw

- that boy could just make out for hours and have the best time doing it

- being the nerd he is he loves telling you all about his adventures in the fictional dnd worlds he plays in

- he encourages you to join the hellfire club and try playing too

- that is if you don’t already play yourself

- you help him paint minis and make maps and draw out character profiles which he loves

- side note he will let you paint his nails no hesitation he’ll probably even ask you to do it for him

- you fit in well with the rest of the club and they are all mega jealous of eddie for bagging you

- considering he’s part of the gang of school “freaks” nobody ever would have guessed eddie would find someone like you

- for dates he will do anything you wanna do

- he’s not one for planning surprises and taking you out, he prefers it when you guys agree on something to do together because then nobody can be disappointed

- even if it’s just hanging out in his trailer or your bedroom listening to music or watching a movie he’ll love it all the same

- or maybe taking his van somewhere and sitting in the back with blankets n stuff

- those kind of dates are his favourite though

- he likes keeping you all to himself

- it would break his heart if you found someone new so he tries to keep you with him as much as possible

- he’s worried you’ll find that toxic or creepy but you reassure him that you understand his worry and that you love spending time with him

- he does get a little jealous easily

- but it brings out his possessive side which you find really attractive

- especially when he takes you home if you know what i mean fhhfjdjdjd

- like not to be too nsfw but that man knows what he’s doing and is damn good at it

- he’s the perfect mix of sweet and utterly filthy

- and he’s up for anything

- it’s literally canon that he’s kinky too like those handcuffs can’t be there for no reason

- and i can imagine he likes listening to his metal/rock music while doing the deed

- anyway enough filth (unless y’all want some nsfw sometime??👀)

- eddie adores it when you wear his clothes

- especially his denim or leather jackets

- and when you rep the hellfire merch

- he thinks you look so mfing hot in his stuff

- if it’s a little big for you he thinks you look so cute drowned in his clothes

- he’ll definitely smoke with you if you’re down

- or do heavier stuff if that’s your kinda thing, no judgement guys

- and if you’re not he’ll 100% be respectful of it and will obviously take no for an answer

- he wouldn’t even consider pressuring you into doing stuff you don’t wanna do

- no matter what it is, not just drugs/sex/alcohol

- we stan a respectful king

- i could go on for ages about him because i am utterly head over heels in love with him but i’ll spare you my rambling

- just know this boy is so so perfect inside and out

#stranger things #stranger things x reader #stranger things imagine #eddie stranger things #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson imagine #imagine

[margeraforever]

Dico (Brandon DiCamillo) headcannons

request: dico x male reader hcs would be awesome he needs more content

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sooo this was a request by @mallofbam so like tysm!!! i’m still so sorry I couldn’t do male reader…… anyways let’s get on with the hcs right 🤭🤭

tw: none, just lovey dovey fluff 😏, pet names ( pretty baby, honey) , gn reader (no pronouns or implications of gender.) , no capitalization (overrated 😒)

not proof read.

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- you and brandon met at the arcade.

- you had been working there since the start of the summer just to get some extra cash before college had started back up again.

- it was really common seeing him there, this time you thought he came for the new mortal combat game that just came out.

- y’all had started talking and all and now you were there, standing before the prize counter with him asking you if you’d wanna go out for a date after your shift.

- you. were. shocked.

- I mean yea, you did have a small….no actually you had the most massive crush on him. I guess he finally caught on.

- so of course, you agree.

- he tells you after his shift, he’ll pick you up and take you to a nice bar/cafe .

- he picks you up, and you had a blast.

- he talked about bam’s cky videos and how he participated in it. he also told you about haggard and jackass.

- you of course, already knew but you didn’t wanna seem creepy.

- couple of weeks later, you asked him to date

-thankfully, he said yes.

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months later

- you and dico are 2 peas in 1 pod.

- to the hip a little bit literally.

- y’all played console videos game together until the sun rises.

- now you fix his almost non-existent hair and would brush it so it doesn’t start standing up on his own head.

- you’d now be in viva la bam and would help out with pranks and such.

- you would be the assistant of dico when he was trying to teach don vito spanish. you’d be writing on the board, casually misspelling half of the words.

- you still work at the arcade, just in case.

- he would come around to play the games for free and would play all the claw machines for free and whenever he won something he gave it to you, knowing that you had the key to it was able to just open it and grab it yourself.

- still, it earned you a sweet little duck plushie and a kiss to the forehead.

- when y’all were alone, he was the sweetest person to come across the earth.

- physical affection being hugs around the waists, picking you up bridal style or just a simple piggy back, kisses to your forehead and cheeks and lips and simply all around your face.

- if any of the boys tried to prank you on viva la bam, he made sure they would get the most embarrassing role/performance in any of the skits. it would be extremely gay or extremely gross. he just wanted to pay the price.

- cute little phrases like:

“lord have mercy, look who we have here.”

“let me just get one more kiss, pretty baby, please just one more..”

“wow, how did i score this one….”

“hey honey, do you know if you could get me the new street fighters? I’ll give you like hundred thousand kisses and i’ll buy ur favorite sodas?”

“why cant you buy it yourself?”

“i’m trying to save up for more costumes for more bits on viva la bam….”

“lord help us…”

overall y’all are just are best friends who are romantically attracted to each other.

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i tried my best! 😰😰 i hope this was original enough tysm for the request tho!!!.

#jackass #bam margera #johnny knoxville #jackass smut #johnny knoxville imagine #bam margera x reader #jackass 3d #jackass angst #jackass fluff #jackass forever #brandon dicamillo #cky #cky crew #cky2k #raab himself #rake yohn #ryan dunn

[disco-tea]

I posted 3,546 times in 2022

That's 1,774 more posts than 2021!

985 posts created (28%)

2,561 posts reblogged (72%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 3,436 of my posts in 2022

Only 3% of my posts had no tags

#buffy the vampire slayer - 913 posts

#spike - 394 posts

#dracula daily - 312 posts

#spuffy - 272 posts

#buffy summers - 138 posts

#dawn summers - 109 posts

#btvs imagine - 106 posts

#stranger things - 106 posts

#to keep - 99 posts

#btvs memes - 99 posts

Longest Tag: 135 characters

#and it’s the way seeing dawn and buffy being a family even without memories makes spike’s brain go ‘wait where’s my familial affection’

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Wait so they sealed Jonathan’s diary…y’all Mina isn’t getting the paprika recipe 😭

1,489 notes - Posted August 25, 2022

#4

No because I’m coming for the kneecaps of every filmmaker that looked at Lucy’s suffering—Lucy’s slow and painful suffering where she’s so scared and weak and confused and SICK—and said, hey that’s sexy we can make it sexier let’s make her sexier too while we’re at it

1,746 notes - Posted August 26, 2022

#3

Funniest thing about Crimson Peak is that the ghosts are trying to help but they have the misfortune of being visually terrifying and unsightly so it constantly turns into the “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??” vine

2,766 notes - Posted October 15, 2022

#2

I’m so upset I’m so upset because we immortalize Renfield as Dracula’s bug-eating minion. Dracula’s faithful servant. But do you know what he did? HE DIED PROTECTING MINA. He was the only one protecting Mina at the time. He died trying to selflessly protect somebody because they were kind to him. Because they treated him like a person. Because he couldn’t stand the idea of them being slowly drained and killed. He physically fought Dracula and it cost him his life. And maybe it’s just because I don’t know my Dracula adaptations all that well…but I don’t think how Renfield actually dies is talked about enough. I don’t think it’s appreciated how, here is somebody who believed they could prolong their life by consuming other lives…but in the end he GAVE his life for another.

3,469 notes - Posted October 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Why would you do a bunch of storytelling gymnastics with the “oh Mina was Dracs wife in a past life” so you can invent a love story between them when Jonathan Harker is right there in the source material trekking through wolf-infested forests, half insane, just to get back to Mina. Jonathan is right there, trusting Mina with knowledge he doesn’t even remember himself. He’s right there, full of fury and rage, ready to cut Dracula in half and drag him to hell himself. All for Mina. He’s ready to become a vampire for Mina. Like it’s just insane to me we somehow as a culture decided that some musty creepy old dude was more attractive than a sweet charming guy with unhinged feral energy lurking just below the surface. Also he’s got white hair, a machete, trauma, and he might not be 100% Normal anymore. And you want me to root for the COUNT? The stalker guy with bad breath who doesn’t possess a single ounce of actual romanticism?

Like sorry, but there is nothing in Coppola’s Dracula that will ever be more romantic than Jonathan Harker holding Mina close despite her thinking she’s dangerous and tainted. Jonathan holding her, murder in his eyes while simultaneously having nothing but infinite tenderness in his hands as he ruffles her hair.

6,028 notes - Posted October 4, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #cackling this is actually v on point for me LMAOO #how did I reblog from myself that many times??? #OH adding stuff

[notalwaysright]

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=258668 I work at a large corporation, which is headquartered downtown in one of Ohio’s large cities. The department in which I work is considered part of Human Resources, and handles all of the benefits, payroll, time off, onboarding, retiring, life events, etc. As such, someone, somewhere, decided we should have a walk-in office with private consultation rooms and kiosks where employees could fill out forms related to these events in private. This office is located on the first floor of one of the main buildings, in a location that was previously a bank that has absolutely nothing to do with this corporation. In fact, the bank has just open their headquarters a few blocks away. Directly across the hall to this office is a door to the outside, and across the street is a bus stop. Despite the name of the department being displayed absolutely everywhere, we received every sort of random walk up possible. For the most part, this was just expected, and we would politely direct folks to the correct location. Every once in awhile, though… Woman: I’m looking for Building 1. Me: Yes, ma’am. If you continue down this hall, you’ll go through a walkway. That will take you to the reception desk for Building 1. Woman: No, this is Building 1. Me: I’m afraid not. This is Building 2. You’ll need to continue down this hallway to Building 1. Woman: I am *NOT* going down there. I walked in THIS DOOR, so THIS is Building 1. Me: Unfortunately, I can’t help you. If you have the extension of the person you need to meet in Building 1, you may use one of the phones here to contact them and have them meet you here. Woman: THIS IS BUILDING 1. Coworker: Ma’am, who are you looking for? Woman: I need to know if y’all are hiring. Coworker: That is exclusively handled in Building 1. We have no way to help with that. Woman: FINE! (and exits the building) ****** Approximately 8 bajillion people: Where is the ATM machine? Me: (cringing) The ATM is located in the kiosk next to the snack shop, directly to your right. A8BP: No, I mean the *Bank* ATM. Me: The *Bank* ATM was removed when *Bank* opened their headquarters two years ago. A8BP: No it wasn’t. I just used it last week. Me: Unfortunately, there is no ATM at this location. This is an HR office for (department). A8BP: Well, how am I supposed to get money out? Me: There is an ATM located in the kiosk next to the snack shop. A8BP: NO! I NEED BANK ATM! BRING IT BACK!! Me: (blinks rapidly) A8BP: WHY WON’T YOU HELP ME?? Me: I’m sorry, we have absolutely no cash to disperse here. ******* Drunk Person (accompanied by a strong stench of booze and urine): Can you help me? Me: That depends. My specialty is company policy, but I can help you get around. Drunk Person: See, I don’t know where I am. Me: Ok. You are currently in Building 2 of Company, in City. Are you looking for the bus? Drunk Person: No, I’m looking for the love of my life. You her? Me: Sorry, no. Do you need the bus? Drunk Person: No, I need a job. You got a job? Me: The folks that do the hiring are in the next building over, but if you want to use our public job site, I can get you set up on this computer behind me. (I start to get that creepy feeling, so I press the button that lets Security know they should saunter by and check out the situation) Drunk Person: Where’s the bathroom? Me: Just keep going down this hall, to the right. Security took their sweet old time getting down to me, so I told them to check the bathrooms. Sure enough, 30 minutes later, the paramedics came to pull the drunk out of the bathroom for trying to OD in there. He was conscious when they wheeled him past Eventually, I got a new job, and they shut down that office, because no one would deal with the weirdos! Source: https://notalwaysright.com/?p=258668

[weneedhelp]

WHAT OMG HELLO LISTEN WHEN WE SAID YOU WERE THE MAIN CHARACTER. WHAT PART OF THIS SWEET, BEAUTIFUL STORY DOESN'T SCREAM Y/N MOMENT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN? MISS MAAM DO YOU NEED GLASSES TO SEE IT? He sounds so sweet though and i'm glad you have him honestly <3 nothing but the best for lilac <3 but let's double back WYM YOUR FRIEND IS OBSESSED W YOU

IM SCREAMING y’all get my most precious moments,, if y’all saw the way i inhaled my cheeseburger the other day you’d be scared to even face me atp you’d think i was experiment 0127 bc it was not pretty 😔😔 ALSO I WEAR GLASSES do they work?? no bc i can’t see or hear for SHIT but the hearing i blame on my job atp i’m almost 5 months from 23 my hearing should not leave me so soon

and hims is 🥺 he’s kinda smooth brained but that’s okay bc i love him for it 🥺🥺and stop IM GONNA CRY RN BETWEEN TALKING ABOUT HIM AND THINKING OF HOW CLOSE I AM TO SEEING HIM IM NOT HOLDING ON WELL RN

(tw: mentions of fire and cancer) (MDNI,, adult themes mentioned)

okay so this person literally (this is our theories, the other two roomies i had and i) are 99% sure he set the garage on fire bc my bf came over. bc the first small fire was lent we were collecting in a bag on my dryer and it’s not combustible but he (crazy guy) said it caught fire while he was cooking in the kitchen. keep in mind me and my bf were in my room and my other two roomies are a couple so they were in their room. so crazy roomie was in the kitchen alone when the first happened. then we believe we set the garage on fire bc the area that caught fire was the wall on the right side and the lawn mower was across the garage further down by the door that opens to the outside (a bit of distance from the wall spot) that too caught fire?? not like it’s about to explode part, just the top of it was on fire. THE TOP. so yeah then shit got even weirder W CRAZY ROOMMATE like him faking having cancer and lying to my bf while i was at work and trying to get my bf away from me by saying he doesn’t want him over bc of us being adults in my room and he didn’t have a problem w the couple WHOSE ROOM LITERALLY SHARED A WALL W HIS BUT HE “HEARS” me and my bf which is a fucking lie bc when the couple never heard us even if we were talking and he even told my bf this and i found this out after he had the fear of god put into him that he would (context: the thermostat was right next to my bedroom door) walk to the thermostat to pretend to change it to hear in on me and my bf. HE TOLD MY BF RHAT AND MY ROOMMATES TJAT TOO. my couple roommates even told me he was insane enough to think he was my kids son. LIKE NO SIR YOU ARE NOT. HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LILE HIM?? granted he looks more like me than his dad but that’s not his dad 😭😭😭😀😀😀yeah there was so much crazy shit w that friend around and he left and i blocked him on everything for being a creepy psycho perv who was trying to keep my bf away from me. THERE IS MORE FROM RHE NIGHT OF MU BIRTHDAY PARTY IF YOU WANAN KNOW.

#lilac takeover 🫶

[icaruseater]

Monae

She was being groomed right in front of us. She didn’t really know. None of us really knew. We were kids. That’s just the simple fact of what it was.

Monae was the only other black girl in my Spanish class. She was dark-skinned, wore intense black eyeliner, bright red lipstick, and for some reason I always remember her in a white shirt with black stripes. She sat at the table (which was really just 4 desks pushed together) along with me, Bryan, and Stacy. Bryan was heavy-set with blue eyes and always wore a red shirt, Stacy was blonde with blue eyes and braces, I recall her frequently in pink. We were all 14.

When Monae first told us about her boyfriend and how her parents didn’t approve of him, we of course took her side. I would nod along as Bryan and Stacy encouraged Monae to chuck her parents' opinions out the window. She would talk frequently about running away, and we would all excitedly fantasize about what a parent-free life in the city would be like. That was, until we found out.

Monae’s boyfriend was 28. When she first dropped this information on us, we immediately dialed back on everything we’d said previously. “What? Monae, that’s just wrong and messed up.” Stacy had said.

The big problem was that none of us could quite articulate why, exactly, it was wrong. We knew it was bad, because people (mainly other adults in our lives) had told us that it was wrong and weird and creepy, so we believed them. But none of us could really explain why. So when Monae would respond with “But he’s so sweet and kind to me. He’s even making plans for our future. He loves me and I love him, what’s so wrong about that?” We didn’t know any concrete way to respond except to go back to “It's wrong, it’s bad, Monae, don’t do it.”

Then she was gone. For a week, none of us had seen or heard from her. By the time Friday rolled around, Bryan finally said the quiet part out loud: “Do y’all think she finally did it?”

She hadn’t. She returned to class that Monday. Both Bryan and Stacy were absent, so it was just us two. “Where were you?” I'd asked.

“Well, I tried. Tried to leave. But my parents caught me fast and now I'm in deep shit. Deeper than before.”

The rest of the class went on normally, and Monae even said “see you tomorrow” after the bell rang. But I didn’t. She never came back. Weeks passed. Stacy called her parents and they said they already knew and had reported it to the police. Monae was gone.

It was then that I actually saw her boyfriend for the first time. “See? Isn’t it gross?” Stacy had said, showing her phone to me. It was a photo from Monae’s Instagram page. I was taken aback. Pretty Monae, sweet and fragile as any teenage girl would be, and The Man. An older pale guy with red hair and a red beard to match, his big pasty hand clutching Monae’s shoulder.

That image is burned into my brain, though inevitably it has faded. How crushingly ironic it is that as the picture of Monae dissolves in my mind, the reality of what happened has only become clearer. Monae was being groomed. Her “boyfriend” was a pedophile. Now, almost a decade later, I have no problem listing off all the reasons why a 28 year old has no business “dating” a 14 year old. But we were also kids. Even the most mature teenager is still a teenager. We think we know everything at that age, we lean on each other, we try and fail gloriously. Us not knowing exactly why the relationship was wrong was basically by design- there was no way for us to fully grasp it.

I used to check Monae’s Instagram everyday to see how she was doing, but she deleted it very soon after disappearing. I don’t want to think about what might’ve happened to her. I don’t like to think about the various pathways she could've taken and the number of outcomes she could've had at this point. Even if they’re “the good ending”, I do not care to play choose-your-own-adventure with someone’s life. I just remember her. I recall, with as much accuracy as I can, what happened when I knew her (which is why I omitted the time she came to class with a black eye, I don’t quite remember what her explanation was or if this even actually happened). No alternate scenarios. No epilogues. Just what happened. I doubt she thinks of me, but I think of her. Like an echo that rings out into the night, it’s intense vibration waking me from sleep and filling the room. It says “Remember Monae”.

#monthly essay coming a day late bc the one I actually spent the whole month writing and researching is just garbage #I woke up with this in my heart and immediately had to write it down #writing #my writing #creative writing #nonfiction #essay #personal essay #my words

[mayakern]

next time you want to call a fat person or character “huggable” just remember that the platform where i get thre most “huggable” comments is facebooks

do you really want to be leaving the equivalent of a facebook comment?

#maya rambles #text post #not art #also just... don’t #i know MOST of y’all are trying to be sweet be sweet and not creepy but it’s fucking weird

[subtle-edge-of-rot]

“Baking” with the Murder Men

Rating: NSFW (due to mentions of the devil’s lettuce)

Warnings: Marijuana use

Minors do not interact!

up in smoke

Michael Myers:

Honestly weed might fix him

Prefers edibles and bong hits…but if you’re really close with him and he’s no longer averse to your touch, you can shotgun it into his mouth 😏

Keeps him calm, relaxed. His shoulders sag, less tension in his upper body. He melts into whatever he’s sitting/laying on.

Just wants to lay around and watch TV—definitely Scooby-Doo because its his favorite

Will eat anything and everything sweet in the house

He wants to touch everything—tactical sensations are enhanced and he’s fascinated with every last detail of everything

He’ll definitely be more affectionate, easier to snuggle up to and love on.

Jason Voorhees:

He’d be hesitant at first because drugs are bad mkay

But when he sees that it’s not such a bad thing, he’ll try it.

His mother can absolutely never know about it though! It has to be a secret and he’ll make you pinky promise to never tell

Wouldn’t know what to do, you have to teach him

Coughing fits for days

Prefers bowls and joints

Studio Ghibli movies, popcorn, and soda!

Likes salty snacks

He’ll definitely want to cuddle

Billy and Stu:

Y’all sit in a circle, pass a joint to one another while you talk about your favorite scary movies

Stu is a little bit obnoxious but it’s endearing

Billy just becomes a whole ass vibe—he’s on the astral plane rn

Order several pizzas, Stu will probably eat most of them. Don’t forget the breadsticks and brownies either!

Billy will throw popcorn at Stu and you to see if you can catch it with your mouth. Popcorn is subsequently all over the floor

Movie marathon—but they’re all muted and you take turns making up lines and cracking each other up

Y’all are def gonna make out until your lips are numb (good for y’all)

Brahms Heelshire:

He thought those gummy bears in your bedside drawer were actual gummy bears…so this all started with a mistake

You found him sprawled out on the bedroom floor, staring up at the ceiling singing nursery rhymes. Kinda creepy, but endearing—much like the stinky wall man himself.

Edibles are his favorite since they can be sweets and he doesn’t have to smoke it.

He gets even more clingy when he’s high—he’ll want to be touching you 24/7. He’ll lay down in your lap

He’ll get so high he can’t move and be like “can you get me some snacks and a blanket? My legs don’t work and I’m baby.”

I feel like he’d be the horniest he’s ever been when he’s elevated, which is saying a lot because he’s always horny.

#michael myers #slasher community #slashers #halloween #slasher x reader #brahms heelshire #stinky wall man #brahms heelsire x reader #jason voorhees x reader #jason vorhees #billy loomis x reader #billy loomis #ghostface x reader #ghostface #scream #stu macher x reader #stu macher #friday the 13th #the boy 2016 #poly!ghostface

[patt-writes-stuff]

Beach Days with The Genshin Characters!

Wc: 1.7k+

Type: Headcanons

CW: umm nothing except mentions of alcohol and maybe people being creeps? (None of the chars or you tho it’s very brief)

A/N: HI IM BACK FROM THE DEAD! These were supposed to be a lot shorter but I got too excited. If you by any chance wanna see some for your fav character lmk! I know it says request are closed in my bio but since it’s just hcs it’s a lot less (and I really enjoyed writing these so ajdhdhdk)

🔥Diluc:

This man cannot swim. Tell me otherwise, I dare you.

Kaeya tried to jokingly push him off a lil diving cliff area when they were kids.

He almost drowned. Kaeya was in a lot of trouble.

So, good luck getting this man to actually get in the water. The most he’ll do is sit on the shore where it’s very shallow.

He usually prefers to just stay under an umbrella on the sand and keep an eye on you.

Calls you every two hours in advance and helps you reapply sunscreen.

He’s very pale so I feel like he burns pretty easily, meaning he needs to reapply super frequently otherwise he will become a tomato. He brings like three bottles of the good shit. Tch, rich boy.

If you ask him to build a sandcastle, he will pretend to be annoyed but do it anyways. Ends up finding it kind of enjoyable.

He has the maids prepare a nice picnic basket for the two of you!! It’s got all your favorite foods plus grape juice cuz y’know.

If any creepy peeps approach you, don’t worry. He brought his vision and his claymore.

Of course, he won’t have to resort to such violent lengths. Everyone in Mondstadt knows who Diluc is and they probably know you’re his s/o, so they’re usually smart enough to mind their own business.

If they don’t, don’t worry. Diluc’s glare is more than enough to scare them away.

All in all I definitely recommend a beach day with him! I’ll give it a solid 8/10 (-2 for not wearing floaties and getting in the water with you or letting you teach him how to swim.

🖌Albedo:

You guys definitely 100% take Klee out with you on a beach day.

You guys bring snacks, beach toys like buckets and shovels for optimal sandcastle building, a picnic blanket, etc.

Jean definitely packs a lot more stuff for you guys to take with you than you actually need.

It’s only cuz she’s worried for Klee and is nervous about not being able to go with you guys though! It’s very sweet really.

Klee tries to bomb the fish and cause havoc at the beach 😭

I think Albedo is a good swimmer and gets in with you and Klee so that he can help her (which is very cute omfg)

He’s set total workaholic, as we know, so it took a lot of convincing to get him to put down his experiments and accompany you to the beach (however, he’s particularly weak to yours and klee’s puppy dog eyes so he caved eventually)

Though, looking at you and Klee happily building sandcastles and decorating them with pretty seashells of all shapes and colors, he can’t really find it in himself to complain.

He, of course, takes this opportunity to take out his sketchbook and draw the waves, seagulls, you… Of course he won’t let you see the sketch book no sir. He’s a bit embarrassed to be honest, but an artist such as himself recognizes beauty when he sees it so he simply had to draw you. (God I love him so much)

If a creepy person approaches you,- well don’t worry. The sight of a small arsonist child blowing up fish is enough to scare them away 🥰

At the end of the day, all three of you are all ticketed out. Albedo has to carry Klee back to Mondstadt because the poor baby fell asleep the moment you started drying her hair with the beach towel. You’re, of course, carrying back Dodoco and your bags. (You also manage to sneak a peak at Albedo’s sketchbook and find some very pretty drawings of you and Klee with your sandcastle)

At the end of the day, you guys tuck Klee in and read her a bedtime story (she woke up and insisted). Afterwards Albedo takes you back home and thanks you for coming with you and Klee (which you ofc say wasn’t a problem because how could you not???)

All in all? I’ll give it a solid 10/10. You’ve got tasty food, fun times, your boyfriend and his cute kid adoptive sister (yes I am very biased idc)

🦋Xiao:

I think it would take a lot of convincing to get Xiao to go out on a beach date with you.

He’ll probably see it as a distraction getting in the way of his slaying of monsters and demons.

However, he also worships the grounds you walk on (hehe, simp XD), so I don’t think it’ll take that much convincing on your part (especially because it’s is self appointed duty to keep you safe so if you insist on going with or without him, he supposes he’ll have to go)

Is definitely a bit tense at first. He doesn’t know how to let loose and chill so while you’re sun tanning on a beach chair he’s like 🧍‍♂️ahdgshjsjd

Eventually calms down a bit though! You get him to relax and eat some almond tofu you brought along with you. It definitely gets him to perk up.

I don’t think he would mind getting into the water but I do think he’d rather walk along the shore and collect pretty seashells and sea glass.

He later gives the ones he deems pretties to you (he hands them over to you with a blush on his face and pretends it’s not a big deal and he definitely gets all pouty and grouchy when you coo at how adorable he is)

As for creeps, Xiao is both intimidating and well known in Liyue. No one is brave enough (or, let’s be honest, dumb enough) to approach you with any bad intentions.

Sure, Xiao has sworn never to harm a human/citizen of Liyue but that doesn’t mean he can’t scare the absolute shit out of them.

I think Xiao would definitely enjoy a beach day 🥺🥺. He’d find it very relaxing to go out with you and just hear the sound of waves and feel the sand under his feet.

He’d definitely hint at wanting to do it again later. Of course, he won’t tell you. No, that’s a foolish mortal activity and he has much better things to do.

Wait no, don't turn around, yes he will go with you next month.

All in all, I give Xiao a 9/10. It’s a very relaxing day (which he deserves 😤). And you get to see a whole new side of him.

💎Ningguang:

OK SO ORIGINALLY I WASN'T GONNA WRITE ONE FOR HER (at least not in this post) BUT THEN I THOUGHT OF LADY NINGGUANG TAKING YOU TO A WHOLE ASS PRIVATE BEACH

She knows you don’t care about how exclusive the beach you go to is (in fact, the fact that you don’t care about where you are or what you do is one of the things that make her fall more and more madly in love with you) but you deserve the best so she’s gonna go all out.

She’s a busy lady so days like this where the two of you get to go somewhere and be together are few and far between.

She knows it’s hard to be in a relationship with someone who is busy 24/7, so she appreciates how you remain by her side despite all hardships. (Y’all are a whole ass power couple istg)

The two of you spend your day relaxing. Sun bathing, drinking piña coladas, maybe taking a dip in the ocean. It’s all very pleasant!

Ningguang doesn’t quite feel like the type of person who would sit in the sand and make sandcastle, however you’re more than welcome to make some yourself. She finds it endearing <3

If you insist on her helping, she’ll eventually comply. She loves you too much to say no. I feel like she’ll either be terrible at it or like a total architect.

Sand is technically like tiny rocks right? So maybe she can use her vision to help her? If that’s the case, she’s making a replica of the Jade chamber out of sand.

If any creepy person comes up to you don’t worry. Ningguang will buy the whole beach and then use her right of admission as owner to permanently ban them from the beach you’re at.

The only downside to a day at the beach with Ningguang might be that there’s a big chance she’ll be called to tend urgent matters, seeing as she is the Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing and all.

If that does happen, she’ll be sure to make it up to you somehow, whether it be rescheduling or taking care of the matter as soon as possible so that the two of you can get back to your day of relaxation and fun.

All in all?? Lady Ningguang will treat you like total royalty and the two of you will have an amazing time! I give her an 11/10 (she would literally buy a whole beach for you to be comfortable I mean c’mon)

🍃Venti:

BEACH DAYS WITH HIM ARE SO FUN!!

Swimming? Yeah, he’d love to! Sunbathing? Sure! He’ll ever conjure up a light breeze for the two of you. Sandcastle building? WELL OF COURSE WHY DO YOU THING HE BROUGHT ALL THESE BUCKETS AND SHOVELS?

No but seriously, he might be the best person out of everyone here to go to the beach with. He’s fun, free spirited, and he’s a traveling bard who’s been alive long enough to know where all the best beaches in Teyvat are. (He also knows a guy- er, well, dragon I suppose- who is willing to fly them to any place).

He’ll play some soft tunes while you doze under the sun.

HE PICKS PRETTY SHELLS AND GIFTS THEM TO YOU!!!

He will bring booze. I’m pretty sure this is a necessity. If you’re a little upset about it, he’ll probably “eheh~” his way out of it. That slick bastard.

If you really insist on him not drinking, he won’t consume much alcohol.

If some creepy person approaches you and tries to ruin you your day of beach time fun, all of their stuff will suddenly be blown away, causing them to scramble back to their spot and (almost embarrassingly) flail around trying to catch everything. What a shame…

At the end of the day, he’d be a little sad to leave. Definitely makes plans about tbe two of you going back soon.

I gotta give him a 10/10 he’s just so fun omg.

#genshin impact fanfiction #genshin impact Diluc x reader #Diluc x reader #diluc #genshin impact albedo x reader #Albedo x reader #Albedo #genshin impact xiao x reader #xiao x reader #Xiao #genshin impact ningguang x reader #ningguang x reader #ninggaung #genshin impact venti x reader #Venti x reader #venti #flavor: diluc #flavor: albedo #flavor: xiao #flavor: ningguang #flavor: venti #patt’s creations

[call-me-aesthetic]

If Twisted Wonderland was an American Public School

WARNING: There are some slight sensitive topics that are featured in here! Reader discretion is advised!

Part 2 can be found here

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts:

- That one preppy girl who takes all honors and AP classes 😑

- Wants everyone to know that he’s becoming a doctor one day for his strict parents or he’ll dishonor the family

- Reminds the teacher about homework, knowing well that he’ll get slander for it

- Complains about how he got a 90 on his test or a B on his report card, a try hard much?

- Wears a cardigan with thicc but cute glasses since he’s one of those people with can’t see shit on the board so he has to move to the front of the class

Ace Trappola:

- The SoundCloud rapper, that’s it

- “Wanna listen to my mixtape? It’s pretty fire, my guy.” 😩🔥

- You will not miss him BLASTING out some song on his Bluetooth speaker, that shit be echoing through the hallways

- Tells you to stop what you’re doing only for him to either sing horribly or do a backflip, thinking that he’s so cool

- Wears a Supreme jacket with AirPods and waves on his head

Deuce Spade:

- Assuming that he’s still a delinquent, he’s that kid with the most fucked up school record

- Not much of a bully but will still talk shit to your face without caring, might even throw stuff at you during a lesson and you would be the one getting in trouble instead of him 🗿

- If he ever gets mad, it would be overdramatic like kicking the desks, punching the lockers, or walking out of the classroom unannounced and everyone would look at each other wondering wtf happened

- Covers the entire desks with drawings of skulls and those “s” if you know what I mean

- Wears Champion hoodies, wants you to know that he’s broke and rich at the same time

Trey Clover:

- The guy that’s not really popular but everyone knows him since he’s in all their classes

- Most people might have a crush on him because he’s REALLY nice 😳👉👈

- Gives off “older brother” vibes based on the way he looks and acts, like offering you a ride home if you beg ask nicely

- Secretly bakes creme brulee but doesn’t want to mess with the flow so he sticks to the status quo

- Wears the school’s hoodie just because he thinks it looks good on him, and the fact that he doesn’t know what else to wear

Cater Diamond:

- Hot Cheetos girl 🥵

- Has a whole buffet of food in his backpack and will not hesitate to eat them during a lesson, no sharing either sorry

- Excuses himself to the bathroom or full on skips class just to film a Tiktok

- Has about 100 followers on Instagram Magicam and brags about how he’s famous

- Wears a Thrasher hoodie with large hoop earrings and his hair in a bun

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar:

- The kid who flunked their freshman year that also sort of vibes with new classmates

- Always gets mistaken as a teacher by people since he looks and sounds old

- Knows the lessons but still fails them anyways, didn’t really give a damn either 🙄

- Captain of every sports club you can think of, never actually plays but has a lot of knowledge on them

- Wears the school’s letterman from years ago since it used to be his brother’s and that he’s too lazy to buy a new one

Ruggie Bucchi:

- That one kid who NEVER has money for the book fair or any other school event

- Always has to ask his classmates for some cash

- If he somehow does, then he’s one of those kids who buys Diary of the Wimpy Kid or the World Record books

- If he’s feeling cheap, he’ll buy the “cool stuff” like the chocolate scented calculator or fruit snacks 😭

- Wears oversized hoodies and basketball shorts that are clearly hand-me-downs

Jack Howl:

- That one athletic kid who’s both scary good and competitive when it comes to school games like football or soccer

- Literally the best player on his team and without him, they’re trash as hell 💀

- Tries his absolute best to support his teammates without yelling at them for how dumb they are

- “KICK THE FUCKING BALL! DO YOUR LEGS EVEN WORK?!”

- Wears the school’s jersey just to show off his “school spirit”

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto:

- The kid who sell snacks for “charity” but everyone knows he’s keeping the money to himself

- If you don’t have cash or try to negotiate with him, the only thing he’ll do is raise the price up

- “What do you mean you don’t have ten bucks? I can see it in your pocket.”

- Just bring nothing with you, he’ll doing anything to steal your stuff 🤭

- Wears a collar shirt with a tie and khakis that have pockets to keep his glasses and money in

Jade Leech:

- The kid who puts on a goody two shoes facade but is actually a stoner

- Only does “safe” drugs like vape but occasionally smokes weed, mostly in the bathroom or behind the school 🌬

- Can play it off and hide the scent when he’s high, teachers never suspect anything from him

- No one really cares to stop him unless he gets caught or something idk

- Wears clothing that either makes him look like a businessman or a junky, there’s nothing in between

Floyd Leech:

- The kid that’s plays basketball or volleyball just because he’s hella tall, and is actually good at the sports but doesn’t put much effort into them

- Always stays behind after gym, even though the teacher tries to make him leave for his next class 😬

- “I swear after this one shot, I’ll go to class.” *He never made that shot*

- Will jump you no matter who or where you are, and will get angry if you step on his new shoes

- Wears the jersey of any famous team with the latest pair of Jordan sneakers

Scarabia

Kalim Al Asim:

- VSCO girl at best, don’t lie to me now 🤡

- The only words he knows are “And I oop– sksksk.” and “Save the turtles.”

- Walks during a track meet while everyone else is running and sweating hard, the teacher doesn’t care either

- Doesn’t really do anything in gym but talks to his classmates and stands near the water fountain to refill his Hydro flask

- Wears tie dye shirts with cute scrunchies

Jamil Viper:

- That one quiet kid who everybody thinks is a serial killer but he’s actually not, I swear

- He just wants school to be over and spend the rest of his summer relaxing 😔

- Although he shouldn’t abuse his “power,” he‘ll move his hands in his pockets or backpack to make it look like he’s about to pull a weapon out.

- “Chill, I’m just grabbing a pencil.” *Everyone in the class started crying*

- Wears dark colored hoodies that intimidates people but are actually comfy

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit:

- The baddie popular girl 😌💅✨

- Arrives to school late with a Starbucks in hand from his local Target

- Fixes himself every 5 seconds like reapplying his lipgloss or spraying Bath and Body Works cherry blossom perfume

- Uses acrylic nails and long hair extensions as weapons during a cat fight

- Wears a crop top with ripped jeans and those clout sunglasses

Rook Hunt:

- That creepy guy in the hallways who tries to get your attention, even if you don’t know him

- Scares people when he says, “Ayo, where my hug at?” 🥶💯

- Uses at least 10 cans of Axe body spray a week after gym class, which stinks up the locker rooms

- Waves at you if he passes your class, even walking into the room just to say hi

- Wears literally anything but always include a hat

Epel Felmier:

- The artist girl who just wants to be alone 🧑‍🎨

- Purposely draws in front of you but pretends like you’re not looking

- If you complement him, he’ll just brush it off and proceeds to diss himself

- “Thanks but I’m not THAT good at drawing, teehee.” *Insert Radio Rebel face*

- Wears a hoodie or a cardigan with big pockets to put his art supplies in

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud:

- I don’t even need to tell you who he is, y’all already know ahaha 🥴

- Sneaks a whole PlayStation in his backpack so he can play with it during lunch

- Is on his phone 24/7 even in class to the point where teachers don’t care anymore

- Tries to get people into anime but only to little success

- Wears a shirt of any anime character or that damn ahegao hoodie, girl bye

Ortho Shroud:

- The nerdy kid who’s known for destroying others at many games

- Plays classics like D&D, Yugioh, Pokémon, the whole shabang

- Daily Beyblade battles during recess with everyone surrounding him, the menacing aura radiates off of him

- Will steal your things if you lose to him but gives it back a week later cuz he’s sweet 🥰

- Wears light up Sketchers shoes and those Minecraft shirts you find at Old Navy

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia:

- The theatre kid who also goes to band practice, change my mind 👁👄👁

- Takes his role seriously when it comes to school plays and concerts, even if he gets casted as a damn tree or doesn’t go solo

- Remembers the songs and their lyrics to any musical you name, a really good singer at that too

- Plays almost every instrument, you definitely know this since you can hear him down the hallways during a test

- Wears a white button up shirt, black pants with fancy dress shoes, and top it all off with a fricking Rolex watch

Lilia Vanrouge:

- The weird guy who pranks people and vandalizes school property in every way possible

- If you ever get a textbook with a message that tells you to go to a certain page only for you to found a picture of a dick, yeah that was him 😒

- When using a Chromebook, he’ll leave a tab open on YouTube so when the next person uses it, pray that your ears will still work by tomorrow

- During lunch, he is a literal DEMON that mixes milk with chicken nuggets together and having the audacity to eat it too

- Wears an oversized raincoat or a windbreaker but idk wtf kind of things he has hiding underneath

Silver:

- That guy in class who consumes Monster energy drinks and falls asleep 99% of the time but somehow manages to pass the class 🤷

- Whenever he’s awake, he’ll talk to the teachers since he’s basically friends with them for some reason

- Writes his name out of boredom on any desk you sit on but in different places, sometimes around the corners or the sides

- Has a sixth sense because he’ll wake up if you try to draw on his face and if you did get something on him, it’s on sight

- Wears those colorful hoodies that zips all the way up to cover his face with a matching backpack, it’s pretty cool ngl

Sebek Zigvolt:

- That kid who literally knows everything about historical wars and will show it off during class

- Also has knowledge on weaponry, which has people questioning him but he’s just very dedicated on serving his country and people

- Knows how to fight and defend himself from a bitch since he spent his summer at a military boot camp, put respect on my man’s name 😤

- Honestly a great partner for a group project, actually does the given work but not the whole thing for you

- Wears anything that has camo pattern and chunky combat boots

I only made this because me and my friends were talking about our school memories so yeah. This is based from my experience so they might not be exactly accurate. Might even be a part two if you want.

#anime #twisted wonderland #twst #riddle rosehearts #ace trappola #deuce spade #trey clover #cater diamond #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #jack howl #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #kalim al asim #jamil viper #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #epel felmier #idia shroud #ortho shroud #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #twst silver #sebek zigvolt #twst headcanons

[wifekasa]

# aot characters when you’re on your period!

jean, armin, eren, levi, mikasa, hange, annie

some of these are modern au and some of them aren’t??

x fem! reader !!!!

jean:

ok so we all know this dude is a SIMP™️

like he always treats you like a princess but this week??? oh boy

literally gets u everything

chocolate, heating pads, meds, tampons, pads etc.

will probably put his hands on ur stomach if that makes u happy

probably gonna use it as an excuse to lie around w u all day

literally ur personal butler

“imma go get some water”

“no let me get it for u”

“dude i can WALK.”

armin:

my sweet angel child

literally so observant it’s almost creepy

like if ur kinda sore or something he’s gonna KNOW

probably knows all the best medicines and techniques and is down to try them

the most knowledgeable out of the dudes fs

y’all r gonna watch disney movies idc

“ we should watch tangled”

“fuck no, the little mermaid is where it’s at.”

probably will read to u

it may be some weird book about astrophysics or some shit but his voice is <calming3

eren:

probably a dick the first time (on accident, bless him he’s trying)

yk the good old “jesus r u on ur period or something”

“yes.”

“....oh shit”

he makes up for it tho

pretty knowledgeable cause of mikasa so he can help u out

doesn’t spoil u as much as jean but he makes an effort

y’all will probably watch movies all day and he’s gonna eat just as much as u or more

if u get weird cravings hes 100% gonna try them with you

“you want pickles and whipped cream..?”

“..yes.”

“aight bet let’s do it.”

levi:

def the most chill about it

probably pretty knowledgeable (idk why i just feel like he’d know)

more touchy then usual

cuddling a lot more and would probably abandon work early to come take care of you (ur THAT special)

pretty sure isayama confirmed he’d be shy around someone he liked (correct me if i’m wrong)

so i feel like if it was a new relationship he’d sorta just be helpful and there

but if it’s older relationship he’s gonna be a lot more touchy and soft

would make sure ur still eating healthy (unlike eren)

probably massage ur tummy if u want

LOTS OF TEA

overall just v chill abt it

mikasa:

we know this women is already PROTECTIVE asf

expect this 100x on ur period

someone bumps into you?

they better run for their lives as u attempt to hold back ur pissed gf

but w you shes like 🥺💗🥰😽💌💞

LOL

if y’all synch she’s gonna put all her energy into helping u and totally neglect herself

“mikasa let me help you”

“sit down >:(.”

she protecc

100% will massage u and get u chocolates

ugh someone get me a gf like this

hange:

ok so we all know hange has a very loud personality

however they would turn that down for u when it’s ~that time~

they excitedly whisper about their day especially if u get headaches cause they’re v considerate <3

WILL SPOIL U

even more then jeanboy

literally you’ll wake up and it’ll look like christmas with the amount of gifts they give u

the gifts r probably kinda odd,, but endearing

long hugs (v gentle incase ur tiddies r sore 😔)

will just HOLD ur boob??

not even in a sexual way

they just

put their hand there??

kinda comforting ngl

levi probably walked in on this

“OI FOUR EYES... oh”

hange is so chill like

“what’s up”

THEY JUST DONT THINK OF IT LIKE THAT

anyways i love them goodbye

annie:

annie my beloved

SO SOFT

the entire week she’s just

<gentle3

puts u in her lap and strokes ur hair

will literally do anything u ask

if SHES on her period??

oh boy

super emotional

“i just can’t believe how lucky i am”

“darling it’s 3am please sleep”

anyways back to u

literally will carry u everywhere (cause she’s super strong like holy fu-)

little thoughtful gifts ��

probably gives u a lil note everyday

“make sure u drink water today :)”

it’s that time of the month for me and all i want is a gf to cuddle up w me but nOoO 😔

i’ll probably do a part two w some more characters !! lmk if u wanna see anyone else

#i’m in pain #i hate periods #hange zoe x reader #annie leonhart x reader #levi ackerman x reader #mikasa ackerman x reader #eren jaeger x reader #armin arlet x reader #jean kirschtein x reader #aot x reader #aot imagines #aot fluff #attack on titan x reader #attack on titan #x female reader #tw periods