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#Robin as Luke Skywalker
steviesbicrisis · 2 years
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Steddie Star Wars AU
part 1
For a long time, there was only cold and darkness.
Eddie couldn't feel anything but deadly cold all around him, it was impossible to tell how much time it had passed, if time had passed at all.
And then, suddenly, the freezing cold was gone, he was moving guided by someone who was talking to him, a robot guessing by their voice.
Eddie can't see anything, his vision full of grey and black spots.
«Who are you?» he asks, still trembling.
He hears a movement, shuffle of fabric, then a familiar voice, music for Eddie's ears «someone who loves you.»
«Steve» Eddie cries in relief, their lips meet halfway. One of the last things he remembers are those lips, but it still feels like it has passed too much time from that memory.
Once again his time with Steve is cut short, by Jabba the Hutt this time, and they get separated again.
What happens next is confusing in Eddie's mind, probably because of his time as a human icicle and his -hopefully temporary- blindness.
He's been tied up and moved around, at some point, when the grey and black point in his vision become more white-ish, Robin is next to him.
Even tho he can't see her, she feels different from his memories: more confident, serious, and powerful somehow. Whatever training she went to do, it worked really well.
A fight ensures, Eddie tries to keep up with it as well as he can, he didn't escape from the deadly cold to die at the hands of Jabba. In the end, Robin saves the day like the good hero she always had been.
When it's time to leave the planet, Eddie's vision is almost back, everything is blurry but he can tell colors, light, and silhouettes. He hears Steve pleading Robin to stay, sees their figures get close, and admittedly it stings, Steve had always treated Robin with more affection than him. Robin still decides to go, and Eddie can't help but feel a little relieved.
He completely forgets about it one hour later, when his vision is back.
He's sitting on one of the ship's couches, Steve is a few steps ahead of him, giving orders and discussing the route to take with the crew, when his eyes do focus.
His heart drops.
Steve's outfit -can you even call two pieces of fabric an outfit?? Eddie thinks, panicked- consists of two pieces of red fabric covering just his ass and crotch, connected by a thin chain that wraps around his waist, leaving his sides completely bare. And everything else is also bare. And he has a collar with a chain dangling on his chest.
Steve. Almost naked. With a collar and a chain.
Eddie feels extremely bad about his impure thoughts, Steve had just been kidnapped and forced into that outfit just to save him and- shit, Steve also has sexy chest hair.
Eddie wants to go back being a human icicle.
And then he realizes, he isn't the only one able to see half naked chained up sexy Steve. They're right next to the plank, there are a lot of people going around the ship and, despite being serious workers, some of them can't help but stare at the Prince, blush, or giggle.
Eddie hates it, but can he really blame them? He isn't in a better state than any of them.
When three passing recruits greet him with a "good evening, Prince" and giggle at Steve's very flirtatious "good evening to you", Eddie decides he's had enough.
He gets up from the couch, takes off his brown vest (wishing for once to have something more covering like a snow coat), and throws it at Steve.
«For your modesty, Prince» he huffs, sounding extremely annoyed. Which he is.
Steve catches the vest and gives him a knowingly smirk «thank you, general.»
He knows what he's doing to him, Eddie realizes, and he wishes to hate him but it actually makes him love Steve a little more.
He can do nothing but turn back on the couch, wait and rest. Despite Steve putting on a show, he's also doing his duty and Eddie doesn't want to interrupt.
He stays there for hours to watch over him, using the recovery as an excuse, and he gets the chance of a private conversation only at supper.
Steve hushes everyone around to go get their food and take a break, then walks to Eddie.
«So, are you hungry?» he asks, no emotion in his tone. Eddie, however, has recently learned how to read him, so the cold attitude doesn’t faze him.
«Yes,» he replies before grabbing the chain and yanking him down, Steve yelps in surprise but doesn't get to say more because Eddie's lips are over his.
Like their previous kisses, this one is rushed even if for very different reasons. Steve has placed his hands on the side of Eddie's head to avoid crushing him, Eddie still has the chain in his hand, exploring every inch of Steve's bare skin with the other, and there's a lot.
Steve leans back «are you sure you're not tired? maybe you need more rest.»
«I'm only tired of waiting for you to finish your little show» he grunts, still annoyed.
«You seemed to enjoy it.»
«Yeah, and I wasn't the only one. You walking around practically naked,» Eddie puts his wondering hand on his lower back and pushes him down, Steve falls entirely on him. They feel each other's hard-on and Steve groans at the contact.
«Fuck, let's go to my room» the prince says, hushed voice.
«Why? I thought you enjoyed putting on a show. I bet you love that anyone could walk in now and see you like this» he whispers in his ear.
Eddie is used to strong and fierce Steve, the stoic prince, the one who never asks, always orders and demands.
«Eddie, please» he moans, rocking his hips against him. He's getting desperate, Eddie growls at the idea of being the only one who gets to see him like this.
He frees Steve from his embrace after pulling the chain a little just to annoy him.
Eddie's clothes are a mess, but nothing compared to Steve, his perfect hair all ruined and his clothes doing a poor job at hiding his hardness.
Eddie takes Steve by his hand and leads the way, ready to shield him in case they meet someone from the crew.
Thankfully it's still supper time and they're able to reach Steve's cabin without encountering one single soul.
As soon as Steve closes the door behind him, Eddie grips the chain once again and pulls Steve toward the bed, walking backward.
He lies down on the bed, bringing Steve on top of him.
«You love this, don't you?» Steve gestures at the chain in Eddie's hand.
«You have no idea» Eddie smile mischievously, pulling him down for a kiss.
Without breaking the kiss, Eddie takes his vest off of Steve, making him chuckle «what about my modesty, general?»
It shouldn't surprise Eddie, but having sex with Steve is just like this: with laughter, which somehow never makes it awkward or unsexy; with a lot of teasing, because that's how they communicate; rushed, because they both waited too long; and tender, because they've never loved anyone like they love the other.
Later, when they're laying in bed and Eddie's figuring out how to free him from the collar, Steve is staring at him, intensely.
«I love you» he whispers.
Eddie can't help but say «I know.»
Steve scoffs and pushes him off of him, but he's smiling. Eddie's heart skips a bit.
One day, they both have no doubt, he will drop the teasing and say it back.
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artist-issues · 5 months
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It isn’t all the filmmaker’s fault that all we’re getting is second-rate remakes and sequels to franchises that should’ve been left alone a long time ago.
We don’t have a clear idea of why we like the things we like. So we don’t clearly communicate why we like the things we like. So it’s no wonder Hollywood keeps getting your favorite movies and their characters wrong. The fans don’t even know why they like what they like.
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When Genie is set free in the original Aladdin, that moment was impactful, and you remembered it all through childhood. When Luke tosses the lightsaber away and says “I am a Jedi, like my father before me,” it was impactful, and you remembered it.
But did you stop and analyze why? What made those moments, and those stories, impactful?
Did you say, “Genie wished to be free for the whole movie, and he was always trying to tell Aladdin about how freedom only comes from trusting, and he was learning to trust Al himself, and Aladdin finally DID trust Jasmine to still want him even if he wasn’t rich, so he set Genie free in the most satisfying way!”
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Did you say, “Luke spent all previous movies rushing into fights, and trying to control everything to save the ones he loves, but when he finally has his enemy at his mercy and is at the height of his power, he realizes that being a Jedi isn’t rushing and fighting and controlling; it’s having faith in the good and throwing your opportunity for control away.”
Did you think through and appreciate that stuff? The values? The point of the whole story, and how the characters act as pillars holding that point up? The good and the bad things that they embody?
No. Not out loud. Because we don’t think critically anymore. We just go “what’s this? Entertain me. Oooh, I felt something! Good! Next!”
The why behind what you like is the only value in liking anything.
But we don’t look objectively at the “why.” We don’t dwell on the “why.” If we dwell on anything, it’s to superimpose ourselves or whatever we like onto the characters.
You think Barbie was hyping feminism because you like feminism, and because you felt things during Barbie. You write fanfiction about Eddie Munson that has nothing to do with what Eddie Munson actually is as a character—because you like love stories, and you felt some compelling emotions when you saw Eddie Munson onscreen, so you’ve decided that those things should go together. You take something that made you feel emotions while you watched the canon material, then you don’t bother to process those emotions or what made the canon material compelling. You just slap whatever you already think you like onto something that made you feel, whether it had anything to do with what you like or not.
You eat the apple and benefit from it without knowing, at all, what nutrients are inside. Then when someone offers you crap and tells you it’s apple-flavored, you wonder why you’re not feeling the same way afterward.
Then you misdiagnose. You say “no, I don’t wonder why I’m not feeling the same—it’s because the CGI in live-action remakes suck!” Okay, great, so they’ll get better CGI. And it’ll still suck. Because that was never the problem, just like the reasons you liked the movie were never the reasons it actually impacted you in the first place.
Figure out. WHY. You like what you like. Figure out if it’s because the stories said what their creators objectively intended for them to say—or if you like the story in spite of that, not because of that.
Then open your mouth about it. It is worth it.
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veryrockyraccoon · 23 days
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Star Wars x DC fic prompt
When Obi-wan sent out the message he included a secret message, a place and time to meet, upon going to that meeting place he found two padawans (Cal Kestis and Caleb Dume/Kanan Jarrus) one of which had a youngling (Ezra Bridger) he had never met.
There weren’t anymore force presences approaching and he needed to get the kids out before the empire found them. He gets a ship that can probably make the journey and sets off, past the outer rim, past the unknown regions, all the way to a planet known as Earth.
Obi-wan now must secure IDs for himself and the children, and keep them safe in this new place after they lost everything. He makes sure they know their identity’s and faith as Jedi, training them with light sabers and the force, all while being careful to not blow their covers or bring the attention of the JLA on to them.
Obi-wan eventually joins the JLA and maybe Cal and Caleb/Kanan join Young Justice or something.
Angst and crack with some fluff ensue
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nicespider16 · 8 months
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6 Fanarts again! :)
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pinkeoni · 10 months
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Why do you want your characters to remain static over a multi-year time jump? Why do you want them to act as if no time has passed at all, when it has? Why do you want characters to always act the same and not react to their new changing environment?
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this-is-the-wayne · 2 years
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Y'all it's my birthday and I'll I want is to read a good fanfic tonight! Please send me your favorite one!!!!
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engagemythrusters · 7 months
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i had a dream luke/wedge was made canon. i mean the 'canon' was them holding hands on screen while ezra found soemone else's hand to hold bc ig the goal was for them to end up together but luke liked wedge a bit more sorry ezra oops. also. keep in mind this was the same dream where i met a guy who called himself 'the muppets version of robin williams'
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ariainstars · 1 year
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Love Goes On and On...
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It seems like only yesterday You were just a child at play
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Now you're all grown up inside of me Oh, how fast those moments flee
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Once we watched a lazy world go by Now the days seem to fly
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Life is brief, but when it's gone Love goes on and on.
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Lyrics from the song "Love Goes On", from Disney's movie Robin Hood 1973.
But somehow I thought they would fit Anidala. 😉
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dameronology · 1 year
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headcanon requests are open
pls send some in <3
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phoenixkaptain · 1 year
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Whenever I write Luke, but especially in roles where he’s antagonistic or not the pov character, I kind of go with Puck vibes. Like, Puck in a Midsummer Night’s Dream.
Not like, completely, I don’t base him off of this character or anything, I just want them to have the same vibes. I don’t know how to explain. Something inhuman, a little bit aloof, kind of a dick but almost always to characters you wish he was more of a dick to… idk I just think Puck vibes for Luke is pretty fun…
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fandomexplosion · 2 years
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Send me some ships go crazy
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@megamindsupremacy made this bingo card
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romanceyourdemons · 2 years
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big shoutout to all those fictional kids who see a guy who looks like shit who’s good with a sword and nothing else, and immediately stop that guy and go “please let me be your disciple. for the love of GOD.” and then when that guy goes “fuck all the way off, this is for your own good, i suck as a person and i’m going to be dead in like three weeks anyways and your annoying sincerity is getting in the way of my moping,” the kids don’t even mind at all and just keep on asking to be that guy’s disciple. and it WORKS. all the rest of us have rejection sensitive dysphoria because they took all the audacity
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dieteldritch · 2 years
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listen here pal it’s /MY/ brain and /I/ get to choose the little characters that inhabit it on a daily basis so why don’t you buzz off
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goosita · 1 year
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hi my old blog got shadowbanned and i wanna write shit and stuff so i made this one
also my url is indeed a nod to lt. nicholas "goose" bradshaw bc thats the actual loml thanks for asking
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jondoe297 · 1 year
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fasten your seatbelts folks we're goin 88 mph cuz the stuff from this here flea market trip is mostly treasures from the past!
first thing i got was THIS. Corgi Supermobile from 1979!!!
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in my excitement i didn't even notice the fists were missing till i got home lol. but i looked it up to make sure an it's actually pretty common with these i guess. i also didn't know there was this bigger version till i saw it,it's around 5 inches long. i only knew about the regular Hot Wheels-sized one. an it's an even more special find considering this year is Big Blue's 85th anniversary❤
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next we got a Star Wars Command Chewie. he looks like he's made of chocolate. frickin LOVE Star Wars Command,they're Star Wars army men. i have a whole collection of em that i get from the flea market lol. they're always a win.
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got this lil Woody cuz why not. he's so small.
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A FRICKIN 1978 KENNER X-WING LUKE!!!!!!!! i mean. i couldn't believe it. YEAH!
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this very nice chrome-y George Clooney Batman! he's so nice to look at an he's in really good condition too.
he originally came in a two-pack with Bane titled 'Brain vs. Brawn' an when i was a kid i'd look at it an be like "why'd they misspell Bane as Brawn" i dunno lol
then i found this guy an i was like 'oh neat zombie guy' cuz i like finding that kinda stuff randomly,but then he had '© 1990 DC KENNER' stamped on his butt so i definitely got im
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i thought he's probably from the Swamp Thing line,i looked it up an he is indeed Skinman from the Swamp Thing cartoon. which i should've known but i've only watched a couple episodes so i either didn't see im or don't remember im lol. he also has glow-in-the-dark eyes! Gotta get me a Swamp Thing sometime..
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an last but not least i got another 1983 Kenner Ewok! it's Logray an of course he's missin his headgear an obviously accessories but vintage Star Wars figs are always a win! i also love Ewoks.
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Wherever You Go, There You Are
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