#romione quotes

[myloveharry]

Harry: What time is it?

Ron: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Ron: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Hermione: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Ron: It’s 2 am

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[itsgrangerweasley]

Ron: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!

Hermione: Honestly, Ronald! Mind your language!

Ron: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Hermione:

Ron: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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[looopylupin]

mcgonagall: you often use humor to deflect trauma

harry: thank you

mcgonagall: i didn't say that was a good thing

harry: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny

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[blackbirdi]

Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #3

Ron: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Hermione: *Blushing* What?

Ron: *Also Blushing* What?

Harry: *Eating popcorn in the background* He said he'd fuck you if you asked.

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[marauderenergy]

Voldemort: *fires a spell at Harry and misses*

Harry: strike one

Voldemort, firing another spell: that’s not how this works!

Harry: strike two! One more and you’re out

Voldemort, under his breath: fuck

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[bladeinthedark]

what's the point of romance if they aren't gonna kiss on a battlefield with blood and tears on theirface and the relief of knowing they've made it out alive

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[mxlfoydraco]

this is genuinely so fucking funny. harrys so emotionally overwhelmed that the only comfort he can think to offer is HERE SMELL HIM

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[gummybearinthehouseee]

ron: that's not funny

harry: i thought it was

hermione: you don't count. you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on facebook

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[weasleydailyprophet]

Percy : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, YES! Charlie : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, MAYBE? Molly : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, no.. ***BONUS*** Hermione : Ron.. Ron : Okay, hon!

Harry : Ron? Ron : FUCK YES!!

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[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Hermione: So, I'll admit, this was a good idea.

Ron: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?

Hermione: Hm, that's funny, because I thought... *holds up a finger* stealing your dad's illegally modified car... *holds up a second finger* flying it in plain view of Muggles to Hogwarts... *holds up a third finger* crashing it into the Whomping Willow and breaking your wand...were all really bad ideas.

Ron: Okay, anything sounds bad with that attitude.

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[hermiones-amortentia]

Hermione: I am such a shameless person.

Hermione: Mrs Weasley lets me stay in her house during the summer holidays.

Hermione: and how do I repay her? By fantasizing about her youngest son fucking me in his bedroom

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[myloveharry]

Hermione: I’m this close to falling in love with Ron.

Harry: Your fingertips are touching.

Hermione: Exactly.

Don't tell me this didn't happen in the book behind the scenes😂🫶

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[itsgrangerweasley]

Ron: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? Hermione: Neither. Hermione: Because it's twelve.

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[looopylupin]

harry: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i'll wait.

ron: you and me!!!

harry, tearing up: ok

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[blackbirdi]

Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #1

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Ron: *Thinking* There she is. Now I can tell Hermione to fuck off.

Ron: HEY, HERMIONE!

Hermione: What?

Ron: WHY DON’T YOU JUST FUCK ME!?

Hermione: *Eyes widening* What!?

Harry: *Trying not to burst out laughing* Confident.

Ron: *Blushing* Wait - no - I - I didn’t mean it like that!

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Ginny: *Staring at the ducks in the Black Lake* What would you call a duck with fangs?

Luna: A fuck.

Ginny: *Snickering* Luna, no!

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Hermione: I like you, Ron.

Ron: *Internally* Okay. You got this. Calm down. Just don’t fuck up.

Ron:

Hermione:

Ron: Yes.

Ron: FUCK.

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Ron: There’s three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Harry way.

Hermione: Isn’t that just the wrong way?

Ron & Harry: Yes … but faster!

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Hermione: *Banging on the dorm room door that Harry locked himself in* Come on, Harry, open up!

Harry: It all started when my mum and dad died..

Hermione: No, I meant—

Ron: Let him finish, Hermione.

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Ginny: *Pissed at someone who made fun of Luna* You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Some random asshole classmate: It honestly feels like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

*Ginny proceeds to hexing the ever living fuck out of them.*

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Ron: *Gets on one knee*

Hermione: Oh my Merlin! It’s finally happening!

Ron: *Ties his shoelace*

Hermione: *Crying tears of joy* He’s not wearing fucking crocs anymore!

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Ron: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Hermione: You’re a hazard to society.

Harry: And a coward. Do twenty!

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Ron: When I was younger I was grounded for a month because I came home late.

Fred: Well you deserved it!

Ron: ?

George: Getting everyone’s hopes up like that and then showing up again?

Fred: Unacceptable.

Ron:

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Ron: You promised you wouldn’t get me bees again!

The Twins: *From a distance* JUST OPEN IT!

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McGonagall: If I took a shot every time one of you made a bad decision, how intoxicated would I be?

Hermione: Maybe a little bit tipsy…

Ron: Wasted.

Harry: Dead.

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Author’s note: I wonder if you can tell what my favourite ship is from these…

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[crackishincorrecthp]

Hermione: You know, Harry gives Draco flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too Ron: Ron: Okay... *Later* Ron: *gives Draco flowers* Draco: Harry: Draco: Draco: What the actual fuck? Ron: I don't know, I'm confused as well...But Hermione said I should give you flowers as well Hermione: *facepalms* Hermione: No, I meant you should give me flowers

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