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ireblongstuff · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes #6

Y/N- You, deserve a reward for putting up with me. Gamora- You are my reward. *meanwhile* Peter Quill-You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Gamora- True, you can be really difficult at times.

Source-https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

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1luna1lovegood1 · 2 years

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Peter: *sneaking into his room wearing spidersuit at 5 am*

May, sitting on peter's desk: excuse me whERE WERE YOU?

Peter: I was working with Mr Stark!

Tony, turning on the light: Try again.

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super-marvel-dc · 1 year

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Steve, to Bucky: How did you lose Y/N at a military base?!

Bucky: I don't know! One second they're here and the next they're gone!

Steve: I thought you put the leash on them so this wouldn't happen?!

Bucky: I did, but they chewed through it!

König, walking into the room: *Waves* hello!

Bucky, and Steve still arguing: *Without looking at König* hello.

Y/N, hanging upsidedown off of König: Hi guys, look what I found!

Steve, and Bucky: *Stops arguing and stars at Y/N in disbelief*

Y/N: Can we keep him? He's adorable!

König: *Blushes*

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checkingoutforheroes · 8 months

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Wet dream.

Little Y/n running to Wanda & Nat room: Mom! Mama! Help me.

Natasha: Hey, we're here. Are you okay?

Wanda: What is it, sweetheart?

Little Y/n: Help me. I had a wet dream.

Wanda, Natasha: A what??

Y/n: A wet dream..

Natasha: How do you know it was a wet dream?

Little Y/n: like.. I'm like pee while I was sleeping. I wet the bed.

Natasha, relief: So you just peed the bed?

Little Y/n: I peed all over my sheet, my pillow, my blanket. I'm sorry. :(

Wanda: It's alright, sweetheart. Let me change your sheet okay.

Natasha: Let's go change your underwear, kiddo.

Little Y/n: I'm not wearing underwear, mama.

Natasha: What?

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dearlawdimasimp · 2 years

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Incorrect Qoutes w/ the moon bois and reader ft. Layla bc im bored and i wanted to write something but cant bc writer's block so here u go JAHSHAHSHA

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Ynaguinid/Reader: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Jake: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Khonshu: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Marc: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Layla: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Reader: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Jake: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Steven: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Khonshu: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Jake: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Steven: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Khonshu: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Marc, annoyed: You are disappointments.

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Steven: Are we really going to let Reader keep Khonshu?

Marc: We kept Jake.

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Steven: What does 'take out' mean?

Reader: Food.

Marc: Dating

Jake: Murder

Khonshu: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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KAHSHHAHSHSH all of these are from randomly selected Incorrect Qoutes generator and not my own- hope this made you at least smile bc these lightened up my mood 💞💞

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creative-caramel-coffee · 10 months

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Nat: Yelena why is peter drunk?

Yelena: ok it was only half my fault.

Peter: if the sky is up and we say whats up but we live on the ground and people say are you down-

Nat: peter be quiet. yelena care to explain

yelena: so you know how you said i couldnt walk around the compound drinking vodka from the bottle all the time?

Nat: yes… oh god what did you do

yelena: i put it in a waterbottle but how was i supost to know it was peters school waterbottle

Nat: HE DRANK IT AT SCHOOL?!

yelena: lets just say its a good thing we changed tonys info to mine so the school rang me instead

peter: yelenas the best-est-est ever. dad cant know i got drunk.

yelena: *snorts* thanks kid

Peter: *shoots a thumbs up before tripping over the couch and falling asleep*

Nat: Tonys gonna kill you when he finds out

yelena: it’ll be worth it for the blackmail photos *puts sunglasses and draws on peter’s face*

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aloneodi · 2 years

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Vision: Wanda, come here

Wanda: I'm busy!

Vision: It's an urgent

*Wanda comes in, Vision shows her a laptop*

Wanda:

Wanda: Every fucking time

*clicks "I Am Not a Robot"

Vision: Thank you Darling

Wanda: I hate you

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hersheysmcboom · 3 months

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Thor: I’d been denied everything, EVEN MY REVENGE!!! (Thunder and lighting crackles behind him)

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djcanipe99 · 1 year

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Grover ,Ron : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Percy,Harry: Allow me to explain.

Grover,Ron : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Percy,Harry: Right, you've had your fun.

Grover,Ron : What's she after, anyway?

Percy,Harry: It's time to press on.

Grover,Ron: What could she possibly need?

Percy,Harry : It doesn't matter.

Grover,Ron : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Percy,Harry : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Grover,Ron : I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Grover,Ron: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Percy,Harry: Midget.

Grover,Ron : So you agree?

Percy,Harry: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Grover,Ron : I've said too much. I've upset you.

Percy,Harry: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Grover,Ron: What were you doing?

Percy,Harry: Will you allow me to explain?

Grover,Ron: I wish you would.

Ned,Rhodey : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Peter,Tony : Allow me to explain.

Rhodey, Ned : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Peter,Tony: Right, you've had your fun.

Ned,Rhodey : What's she after, anyway?

Peter,Tony : It's time to press on.

Ned,Rhodey : What could she possibly need?

Peter,Tony : It doesn't matter.

Ned,Rhodey : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Peter,Tony: That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Ned,Rhodey: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Ned,Rhodey: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Peter,Tony : Midget.

Ned,Rhodey: So you agree?

Peter,Tony : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Ned,Rhodey: I've said too much. I've upset you.

Peter,Tony: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Ned,Rhodey : What were you doing?

Peter,Tony: Will you allow me to explain?

Ned,Rhodey: I wish you would.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki: Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Luffy,natsu, naruto and izuku :Allow me to explain.

Gray,Zorro ,Sasuke and katsuki: Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: Right, you've had your fun.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki:What's she after, anyway?

Luffy, natsu , naruto and izuku :It's time to press on.

Gray,Zorro, sasuke and katsuki : What could she possibly need?

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: It doesn't matter.

Gray,Zorro sasuke and katsuki:An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Luffy, natsu naruto and izuku:That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Gray,Zorro , sasuke and katsuki : I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and Izuku: Midget.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : So you agree?

Luffy, natsu, naruto and izuku : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki:I've said too much. I've upset you.

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Gray,Zorro , sasuke and katsuki : What were you doing?

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku : Will you allow me to explain?

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : I wish you would.

Zach : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Will: Allow me to explain.

Zach : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Will : Right, you've had your fun.

Zach : What's she after, anyway?

Will : It's time to press on.

Zach : What could she possibly need?

Will : It doesn't matter.

Zach: An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Will : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Zach: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Zach: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Will : Midget.

Zach: So you agree?

Will : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Zach : I've said too much. I've upset you.

Will : No, I am simply stating that one has..

Zach : What were you doing?

Will : Will you allow me to explain?

Zach : I wish you would.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Allow me to explain.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Right, you've had your fun.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : What's she after, anyway?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: It's time to press on.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : What could she possibly need?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: It doesn't matter.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Midget.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : So you agree?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : I've said too much. I've upset you.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: What were you doing?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Will you allow me to explain?

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: I wish you would.

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tricksandhoes · 3 years

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Loki : Here’s an idea;don’t write your feelings down. Shove them into your body and forget about them like I do.

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who-always-pays-their-taxes · 2 years

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Steve: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Thor: *standing on the roof* Bless you.

Steve: God?!

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ireblongstuff · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes #7

*Peter and Y/N sitting in jail together* Y/N: So who should we call? Peter: I’d call Gamora, but I feel safer in jail.

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1luna1lovegood1 · 6 months

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Bucky: OK, who has experience with a kid that thinks he can save the world singlehandedly?

Avengers:

Bucky: Now everybody shut up and let me handle Peter.

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40sjoyner · 2 years

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Tony: Where Peter?...

Shuri: Doing stuff.

Tony: I don't like how that sounds... where's Kate?

Shuri: Trying to prevent Peter from doing stuff

Tony: Yelena?

Shuri: Distracting Kate from preventing Peter from doing stuff

Tony: Then what are you doing here?

Shuri: I'm supposed to be distracting you from stopping Yelena distracting Kate so she doesn't go prevent Peter from doing things. *smiles*

Tony: I do not get paid enough to deal with this idiocy...

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wheredafandomat · 2 years

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Y/N, Loki and the rest of the avengers in the briefing room waiting for Steve

Loki: *hands y/n a loveheart sweet*

Love you

Y/N: Aww babe

Y/N: *hands Loki a loveheart sweet*

Hug me

Loki: Aww babe

Natasha: Don’t they just want to make you puke

Tony: Already have

Loki: *hands y/n a loveheart sweet*

Marry me

Y/N: AWW BABEEE

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fruityspaceboy · 3 years

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Loki: I have very high standards , I’d never date a clumsy midgardia-

Y/N walking in, Tripping and falling face first on the floor: Ahh Sh!t, oh hi guys

Loki: I want him

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