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dynsdiary · 2 months

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━━ my pov of ellie iii

warnings : use of yn, lowkey self inserted uhh, using spotify cause the blend thingy but PLEASE BOYCOTT SPOTIFY GUYS !!!

cr : @idontgetanysleep & pinterest for the pics

ellie's taglist (lmk if u wanna be add / remove) : @ellstronaut , @dinaissoprettyoml , @julienology , @euphternal , @sapphhicslut

also chat, boop me !!

part i ⟶ part ii

DAILY CLICK

DONT BUY TLOU

WAYS TO HELP PALESTINE

⭐️ she’s the type of person who is not into pda that much (but you guys still do pda like holding hands/hand on waist or shoulder & some kisses here n there) BUT SHE LOVE YOU LOUD & PROUDLY!! 🍮 all of her social media bios would be something like “taken by @yourtag” or “e + your initial : ♡” or “i love my wife” KNOWING DAMN WELL YALL ARE NOT MARRY (yet… 😏) 🕯️ her page would be filled with your pictures / something that has you in it. and would caption like “she saw it first” or “yn chose it for me” like okay we get it ellie 🙄✋

⭐️ GUYS HEAR ME OUT!!!! she’s the type that would wait for you to get ready and be like “oh it's okay, i can wait. just make sure to be safe & look pretty f’me” LIKE HIHIRHEUDBSOANA 🍮 would let you do her hair (tiny braids !!!) 🕯️ she so corny guys i just know it

⭐️ omg few months or maybe even weeks of you two talking she would be asking you if you have spotify (boycott spotify guys!!) and ask you if you wanna do a blend, she just wanna know you better through your music taste 🍮 WOULD TOTALLY FREAK OUT WHEN THE RESULTS ARE ABOVE 80 “she’s my soulmate, i knew it” and do hand YES! gesture thingy (pls know what im saying (◞‸◟) ) 🕯️ why, just why, her gf had to live 34764482939 away from her!! (ellie is being dramatic but so real)

⭐️ WOULD LEARN YOUR FAV SONGS TO PLAY ON HER GUITAR AND SENT YOU VIDEOS OF HER PLAYING IT AND BE LIKE “for you, baby” or post it on her story and captioned (?) “for my girl @yourtag” 🍮 i know she makes a lot of playlists for you. started when you were her crush, then you were in the talking stage with her, then the two of you dating, then songs that reminded her of you

🕯️ SHE WOULD SING TO CLAIRO's SONGS WITH YOUU AND DANCING AROUND IN THE KITCHEN OR 3 AM TO THE SMITHS OMGOMG

⭐️ her home & lock screen is your picture, it doesn’t matter if the pictures of both of you tgt or just you. 🍮 matching stuff with you LIKE HELLO YES SHE LOVE IT !!!! immediately drop everything when you ask her if she wanna matches w you, per examples :

🕯️ she just a biggest simp ever!!! ⭐️ loveee calling you especially facetime, she just adore looking at your pretty face, your sweet smile & listen to your cute laughs every time ellie cracks a joke. 🍮 would cut & peel fruits for you, and you do it to her as well 🕯️ text you in 3 in the morning for her & you scolding her for not sleeping

⭐️ blurts out i love you one time and since then she just wont stop saying how much she loves you 🍮 since you guys are in ldr :(, ellie had to give you gifts & all that by giving you a package but the good thing is that you can keep the letters she wrote for you and the drawing she gave you as well !! 🕯️ HER FRICKING JOURNAL IS FULL WITH YOU..... not kidding...and some sweet details that she had noticed about you

⭐️ always tweeting how she wished she's with you and would diff tweet something like " 'if she wanted, she would', then WHY IS SHE NOT TELEPORTING HERE, NEXT TO ME, LAYIN ON MY ARM, WHYYY" (this is so me coded lol)

🍮 omg would do streaks with you to update abt each other's day and also locket

🕯️ timezone sucks so be ready to be wake to 99+ tiktoks ellie had sent you while you were sleeping. (you did the same thing too)

⭐️ movie night every friday !!

🍮 few years of ldr and both you & ellie had decided to moved in together

🕯️ would surprise you once in awhile and vice versa

⭐️ girly would treat the teddy bear that you gifted her like its her CHILD (it is)

🍮 ellie who loves you very dearly

🕯️ ellie is your girlfriend & also now, your roommate (hehe hinted)

REMINDER !!

that neil is a zionist and therefore dont buy his games, doesnt matter remastered or not !!!

before you leave, have you DONATE TO PALESTINE today? ITS FREE TOO !!

#written by dayana ❦#ellie williams #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams headcanons #ellie williams fluff #ellie williams x female reader #ellie williams x you #ellie williams x y/n #ellie williams imagine #ellie williams fanfiction #ellie x fem reader #ellie x reader

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aaakikoo · 1 year

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EVEN EVEN MORE ODDLY SPECIFIC BAKUGOU KATSUKI HEADCANONS

an -> check out pt1 & pt2 ! I tried to make more this time lol. This is part 3

1. professional cooker? it’s pretty obvious but like the food he makes is immaculate??? Like, top tier kind of desserts and meals? And the man won’t open his self driven restaurant (not that he has time to)

2. Knows how to do eyeliner better than you do, different kind of wings too, don’t ask why.

3. Takes care of his nails, it’s really random but like I feel he would have certain day(s) every week where he would only cut his nails during. Also he files them and takes care of them with nail oil.

4. likes flowers, very very much.

5. Biggest bully ever during secondary school. I see many people who romanticize him during that time but like I personally feel he would be the biggest bully ever who would call other people ‘gay’ as an insult & laughs at slightly chubby people specifically girls, and says every other slur there is in the book.

6. Only wears black socks.

7. Doesn’t use products of companies who animal test.

8. Prefers gold over silver.

9. I feel like he would make you buy him clear lipglosses he can use, bc like he want to be looking pretty with shiny lips n everything, but like not too much? He only wants shiny lips so he wouldn’t ask for red or pink glosses for example. He wants to hold on to his masculinity 💀

10. Has the mentality of Arab guys. Toxic, mansplains / manhandles everything, annoying, attractive & doesn’t show their emotions bc they’re alpha bros 💀💀

11. Doesn’t like earbuds, prefers headphones.

12. Has peanut allergy, idk why.

13. Has been to every single country in the world. Except a few 😬 ifykyk

14. Super interested in politics, like very and extremely.

15. Him and his friends went through the “I’m homiesexual” era, it was cringe but fun, he would laugh at himself everything he remembers it.

16. So this might be controversial but he would never, AND I MEAN NEVER call his partner “Teddy bear” 💀💀 this is Bakugou we are talking about, he wouldn’t even call his child that, those words would never escape his mouth not even ironically.

17. A very clean and organized person.

18. Has a 10 year journal, yep 👍

19. Believes in one higher power, like god, I don’t think he would be Hindu or Buddhist more of like Christian, Jew or Muslim. He believes in only one higher power, and that higher power is different from mankind.

20. Very academically smart but very stupid otherwise.

21. Really good at ice skating ? ⛸️

22. has a big attractive sexy nose, don’t ask any questions.

23. Brushes his teeth 3 times a day. After he eats breakfast, before he sleeps & after dinner.

24. Has a black phone.

24. Has a car collection, Porsches, Lamborghinis, Teslas & limousines, etc.

25. Absolutely loses his mind if one of his many cars gets a single little scratch.

26. Loves to watch ASMR restocking videos on social medias. He would even watch a compilation of them on YouTube.

27. Cringes whenever he visits someone who have a ‘home sweet home’ carpet.

28. Loves cats.

29. Had a leather jacket, motorcycle, all girls are the same & ‘why do good girls like bad guys’ phase, he absolutely regrets his life.

30. Loves cartoon shows, his favorite are adventure time, the amazing world of gumball & we bare bears.

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thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 · 4 months

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can I get your teetle head canons homie?

...which ones?

Cause like there's 2012, Rise, bayverse, mutant mayhem- yk?

I'm gonna guess and say Rise cause that's the only thing I've posted about so far

Let's start with Raph lol

He likes to work out and train really early in the morning cause everyone's asleep and it's super peaceful.

His favorite drink is hot cocoa with those giant marshmallows and whipped cream

When he's bored, he likes to shadow box the air

His favorite superhero is Thor because he's also really buff but a total sweetheart

His love language is Quality Time (don't come for me)

He's blind in the eye that was punctured from the Kraang, so it's hard for him to read things

Even harder cause he's dyslexic

When he can't sleep from nightmares, he tends to train with Buddy to take his mind off of it.

He loves teddy bears (But that's canon so)

He really wishes that he could be friends with humans and they wouldn't be so scared of him

Is the one who volunteers at Todd's the most

Also is the biggest supporter of Cass's Girl Scouts

I'm gonna do Leo next (Side note he's my favorite so I have a lot more for him ;-;)

This man...makes all the puns. Sometimes when he can't sleep, he'll go on Reddit (or whatever) and look up puns/pick up lines

He doesn't sleep all the time, but when he does, it's in the most obscure positions known to human (turtle?) kind.

Once he mastered his portalling, he took advantage of it and travelled for awhile, exploring different places.

He's the most suspicious of people and prides himself on his intuition.

Cannot cook. Or bake. Or do anything involving an oven. If you ask him to preheat the oven, he'll ask how.

His favorite animal is a tiger, ever since he was a little kid, because "They have stripes like me!)

Speaking of stripes, He used to color them in with a green marker because he didn't like them. His brothers noticed, and all agreed to draw stripes on their faces until he stopped.

His favorite drink is Sprite (for some reason) he also really likes mint tea (if it's made right.)

He loves hair on people, and wishes he had some of his own. He likes to watch hair styling videos and pretend he's doing his own sometimes

He's terrified of bugs

He tried drawing on eyebrows like Donnie once, but hated it so much. (Turns out he's allergic to sharpie on his skin)

He's terrible at drawing

He's actually really good at running and has a really high stamina level

Used to picture himself being a racecar driver

His favorite Disney movie is the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but he would never admit that. If anyone asks, it's Wreck-it-Ralph.

Has an insatiable sweet tooth

Feels phantom pain in his chest sometimes that feels like it's being ripped open

When this happens, he curls into a ball under a weighted blanket and focuses on breathing

Him and Junior have random movie nights when they're both not able to sleep

Donnie time

His sleep schedule is terrible, and he tends to forget what time is most days (I'm not projecting)

Has several rubber ducks on his desk so that when he gets stuck, he can do that thing where he explains the thing to the duck

His favorite field of science is quantum mechanics

He was always really good at math as a child, but couldn't do English to save his own life

His favorite color used to be green, but Splinter called him purple because all of the turtles were green, so it eventually changed to purple

He hates the texture of slime (and how messy it is)

Surprisingly enough, he's the one who sneaks into the human world the most (mostly to go to libraries and science institutions, but hey, even the world's most renowned scientist wants Taco Bell sometimes.)

Speaking of Taco Bell, the only way he will eat any fast food is if he scans it for hair and the like. His worst fear is finding a hair in his food.

You would think that his favorite board game would be chess or monopoly or something, but nope. It's Scrabble. (He likes coming up with really obscure words to mess with everyone else.)

He's super super squeamish which is why Leo is the medic. The sight of blood makes him light-headed, and once when he was learning about the heart, he passed out.

He's a bonafide theater kid, and if given the opportunity can and will rant for hours about different musicals.

His least favorite style of music is rap

Or country

He has a hidden mini fridge in his lab that has a bunch of skincare products that he pretends he doesn't have when his brothers are around

Sometimes him and April have 'girl's days' where the basically gossip and April paints his nails.

His love language is torn between act's of service and gift-giving.

He's not touch-adverse, per-say, but he doesn't really like to be touched without warning.

He always hated magic shows, and if they were on tv he would point out how they did the tricks. (Leo hated that.)

His favorite Disney movie is Big Hero 6 and he often info-dumped about it to anyone who would listen.

He really likes to chew ice

When he gets bored, he'll test his ability to stay underwater. (it scares the ever living life out of Raph)

He has scars on his shell from the Kraang ship and they're really sensitive

Michelangelooooo

His face always has stickers or drawings on it

He used to want to be a makeup artist and used to practice on April all the time

Orange is indeed his 'life color' and his favorite fruit! his favorite dessert is orange sorbet.

He doordashes food to homeless people sometimes

His favorite superhero is Spider man, or Black Panther

He once did a character study on Ariel, and ended up doing a whole art portfolio, comic, and Pinterest board on her. She was his hyperfixation for a hot minute

He used to pass out as a child sometimes because of his hypoglycemia, and it would freak everyone out. At one point Leo finally figured out that he had hit and ever since then, there's only been a few incidents

When he cleans his desk it only stays clean for about a day, and then it's dirty again and it annoys him to no end

Has an extensive knowledge of spices and seasonings, and every food that he makes tastes like everything good in the world and sunshine combined.

He is an active animal activist and is staunchly against animal cruelty and experimentation

When his hair starts growing in, he goes to April for help with it, and puts little bows and ribbons and hair ties in it.

His favorite game is Animal Crossing and whenever one of his villagers moves away, he sobs dramatically

He loved trains as a kid and as a result he's freaky good at drawing them and knows a crap ton about them

He organizes slideshow nights, family game nights, and family dinners

He's super into the holidays and is the one who made/bought all the decorations

He used to collect barbies to use as drawing models

He was super sad there wasn't that many Ken dolls though, and insisted on sending a complaint to Mattel

Was the first one in line for the Barbie movie too

Anyways sorry this was so long- but I really liked this ask

If you want me to do my April and Casey (jr and sr.) ones then send in another ask.

#rottmnt #rottmnt raph #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #bring back rottmnt #rottmnt headcanons #headcanon #ask #send asks

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thenerdnextdoorxo · 2 years

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Hi!! Can you do wanda x reader headcanons? Basically what it's like to date her <333

Hello!! thank you for being my first request!!

WANDA MAXIMOFF HEADCANONS

Wanda is a big softie <33

She would literally be the biggest domestic softie ever

Like she loves cooking for you, taking care of you when you're sick, helping you with work/school, etc.

She is also a big teddy bear!

She would literally smother you lol.

cuddles you whenever you are around her, so get ready to get suffocated.

would make you watch sit comes with her. and if you don't like sit comes, she would make you like them. How? I don't know. Probably her red mojo.

She would really love listening to what you say.

imagine, you talking about a movie or a video game you like, and Wanda is just staring at you lovingly efaensjdn

She is the type of person that checks on you every now and then by messaging you to make sure you are hydrated and didn't starve yourself.

She likes talking about you to other people, like poor nat.

All in all, she would be the best gf ever and the person she is dating is SO LUCKY.

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<33

#wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x y/n #mommy wanda #wanda maximoff #wanda maximov #wanda maximommy #wanda maximilf #wanda maximoff imagine

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hongjoongscafe · 2 years

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Hi! Let me ask you something:

What are your favorite accounts on tumblr? Tag them and tell us why [maybe even say something nice to them :)]!! They could be your fav writers, moots or just friends that helped you a lot with your blog.

I'm asking you this because even a small "stupid" gesture can make someone's day way better! Spread positivity, bye bye :)

Ohhh, there are so many.

@tenelkadjowrites this person... I don't even have any royal words. She is the best 😭💓 I can't imagine how many times I have ranted about stupid stuff but she still heard me. And her fics are self-explanatory. All-time favorite💓.

@veneziamadness What can I say about this person? I consider her my sister. They helped me a lot when my blog was not working. They don't post but whatever they write, it's so powerful and I hope someday they post it💓💓

@cheline I think you all know her by now. She is the one with whom I share like 1000 animal videos and pictures on Instagram. She has always hyped me. And she is a wonderful writer. Do read her story on Wattpad. The sweetest of all time💓💓

@glitterhongjoong we don't talk much but she is one of the best out there. Her fics are wonderfully written. Her dogs are so cute😭💓💓.

@fishmin the person who is still waiting for her hamster to turn into Joongie😂. One of the biggest fans of "Stay With Me". She has always supported me in every way. 💓💓

@jhmylove this is the person who defends me all the time. One of the best moots. Thank you so much for supporting me💓💓

@nanibecute I feel like she is featured on this blog. She has helped me a lot by suggesting stuff and supporting me. The blogversary was possible because of her💓💓

@yeosangsbiceps my teddy bear😭. I don't think I have ever talked to someone like her. She makes me laugh (the wap video is still my fav)😆💓💓. Her personality is unique in a good way.

@venycady my little sister here. I haven't talked to her in a while but she is really cute. Do check her work out on Wattpad if you read stuff related to BTS. 💓💓

@cherryxsang oh, she is the sweetest bean out there. Her tags always crack me up. She is a new one in this blog's family but already feels like she has been here for a while. 💓💓

@tkh-harumichi their art relaxes my soul. So talented and yet underrated. Please support them!💓💓

@aajjks I follow some wonderful yandere writers but her style is something else. Something unique and satisfying. I love what she writes.💓💓

ALL of the blogs I follow, ALL of my readers, ALL of my followers, ALL of my anons (both, classified and non-classified) (🍎 anon; 💝anon; ankle anon). They all are my favorites. If I start listing every one of them, it will take a lot of time. But I love all of them💓💓.

Thank you for making my time on this blog so amazing!💓

#ask answered #sweet anon

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lonelyfanboy48 · 1 year

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Before you get excited, I’m not starting this fanfic right away. And I haven’t come up with a story description yet. You see when I was doing Wish Upon A Christmas Star, I thought about a few fanfic ideas for We Bare Bears. Charlie’s Halloween Thing III (if I’m really into Halloween), the Valentine’s Day story which I did before I was burned out from the show (Teddy Panda Bear Letter), and this would’ve been something huge. Not only I would’ve used the continuation of the movie’s epilogue where the bears are excepted in society, but I would’ve used a lot of characters then before, mainly tagging along for the Canada trip, including new OCs who live in Canada. The antagonist of the film, Agent Trout would return to seek revenge on the bears and considering he’s no longer an agent at the end of the film, he would go mad with power. I had plans with the bears but with the amount of characters being introduced along with most of the chapters taking place in the forest just like in my first We Bare Bears fanfic, it’s most likely last minute decisions. But the biggest challenge is the environment of Canada. I may saw videos involving Canada itself but doing more research is really important, sometimes at least since it’s not part of the show. I really wanted to kickstart this fanfic but I couldn’t when my passion got sucked out. This is the closest you’re ever gonna get information from this but when I get back into We Bare Bears, I’ll try to do this fanfic as much as I can. The last thing I would add is that there would’ve been more chapters then the first fanfic.

#We Bare Bears #panda #grizz #ice bear #fanfiction #canada #fanfic #Cartoon network

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venusiansilk · 5 months

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⋆˙⟢ in which satoru is a fashion influencer.

꒰ 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈 ! ꒱

fashion influencer!satoru who gets his start in the fashion world by total accident. fashion influencer!satoru who literally cannot dress, but his best friend, geto, is an aspiring stylist and frequently enlists satoru’s help to model all his potential fits because of his looks and general sex appeal. geto knows satoru will look good in anything so he puts him in anything.

fashion influencer!satoru who goes viral on geto’s youtube channel through a vlog titled “thrifting fits for my hot best friend who can’t dress” — the people can’t believe the sheer height on him, the pristine icy white of his hair, the crystalline eyes surrounded by feathery lashes so closely resembling angel wings fluttering when he blinks. fashion influencer!satoru who can’t dress but always only wears designer anyway. fashion influencer!satoru who starts his own youtube channel ꒰ brainstormed, created, and run by geto ꒱ dedicated to helping him develop more style. fashion influencer!satoru who gains his first 10k subscribers from a vlog series of him treating the public like his runaway and cat walking down elegant corridors in outfits coordinated by geto, filmed by ieiri. fashion influencer!satoru who gets his first brand deal from an eyewear company who sends him a plethora of sunglasses to model. geto pieces together all his fits that mesh well with each pair. ieiri takes all of satoru’s pictures and films all of his videos for his now-booming instagram. ieiri convinces him to put the photo with a glimpse of his pretty eyes showing at the end of the carousel and it goes viral as an official, upclose, 4k resolution eye reveal. fashion influencer!satoru who reaches 100k on instagram and 200k subscribers on youtube in his first two months, whose inbox is steadily flooded with sponsorship offers and potential brand deals. fashion influencer!satoru who gets invited to sit front row with his stylist ꒰ geto ꒱ and photographer ꒰ ieiri ꒱ at both paris and new york fashion week. fashion influencer!satoru who goes viral for sitting quite elegantly with one leg over the other, pouty lips parted, and glistening ocean eyes staring in concentrated awe during fashion week. he trends on twitter as “fashion week angel boy.” fashion influencer!satoru who somehow lands a deal with versace all because of that moment and is invited to come shoot a commercial for their new line of designer sunglasses. fashion influencer!satoru who meets you, his one-time hair stylist, on set for the commercial. you’ve heard of him, of course. he’s everywhere. on your tik tok fyp, instagram’s explore page, twitter’s trending topic, and youtube’s home page. everywhere you go, those cerulean eyes follow you, but you didn’t think he’d ever end up in your chair. you never saw your fingers running through his powder-colored tresses as you prepped him for filming, yet here you are. fashion influencer!satoru who walks in the building, doused in gifted designer from his versace headband down to his matching slides. there’s an air of arrogance about him just in the way he walks, broad shoulders wide and straight with his head tilted high as he saunters into a room. he knows he’s attractive, knows he looks good, and he carries himself like it. fashion influencer!satoru who you expect to be a cocky asshole with a gross entitlement problem and a poor attitude but is the biggest teddy bear you’ve ever met. he asks permission to touch everything. holds all the doors open. rushes to help if he sees someone struggling on set. he says thank you to any and all staff members. his manners only add to his appeal. his kindness only makes everyone around him swoon harder. fashion influencer!satoru who says he loves the way you styled his hair, loves the way you asked him so sweetly before you had him try something new – an undercut – loves the way it turned out, loves the way you were able to look at him and know exactly what would suit him best.

fashion influencer!satoru who leaves everyone in dazzled silence as they watch him film his commercial, all eyes glued on him as he turns, looks directly into the direction of the camera, dips his head, tilts his lenses down to the bridge of his nose, spoils you all with the sight of vibrant and endless shades of shimmering blue, paints a little smirk on his lips, and winks right into the camera before pushing the glasses back up and turning away. fashion influencer!satoru who makes your heart melt right at that moment, the excited organ thumping wildly in your chest at the sight. fashion influencer!satoru who finishes filming in two takes and earns applause from all of the staff for what he thinks is his efficiency but really is the sheer depth of his beauty. fashion influencer!satoru who comes up to you after it’s all over to thank you again. he gushes about the cut and the confidence boost it gives him. he asks for your number quite boldly, says he’s recruiting on his personal team and after this, he definitely only wants your hands touching his hair. only trusts what you think will look good on him. only trusts your vision the same way he only puts his fashion faith in geto. he conveniently leaves out how he nearly falls asleep in your chair from the massage you gave him while washing his head. he conveniently leaves out the butterflies that flutter around his chest when you smile. fashion influencer!satoru who starts taking vitamins in hopes his hair will grow back out more quickly because he can’t wait to see you again.

this was inspired by this post. credit for calling him 'angel boy' goes to the loveliest @pupkashi.

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soulmate749-blog · 1 year

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So... it’s 2023

Wow. It’s actually 2023. It means that I am 22 years and a month old. I will turn 23 years old later in the year. I know that I am still young, but time flies. My twenties will end in a blink of an eye. I thought that I would spend NYE or New Years with my friends or a “boyfriend”. To mention, this is my 22nd year of being single. Can someone this year seriously stop this streak? Anyways, I am just in the house alone and writing this Tumblr post on the New Year.

I wanted to write a journal entry about my Seattle trip while it was happening. I didn’t have my laptop with me, so I shall write it right now.

I landed in Seattle on Christmas Eve. I stayed at Kimmy’s apartment for a week 12/24 to 12/31. There is a Korean dude named Louis, which I matched on Hinge back in October 2022. We had our first video call after the League of Legends Worlds. While I rooted for T1, he rooted for DRX. To make it interesting, we did a bet. T1 unfortunately lost, so Louis was given the opportunity to wish for anything when I am in Seattle. However, he was curious what I was wishing for, so I told him. I wanted him to go on a Christmas date with me. He smiled and happily agreed to it.

So... it’s Christmas. I wore my sock heels, skirt, a white long sleeve top, a cute gray jacket, and my gold Madewell earrings. We planned to meet up at 6:15 pm at La Vita E Bella restaurant in Downtown Seattle. I was holding his gifts (Ralph Lauren Coffee cup and coffee beans) in a Nordstrom paper bag while carrying an umbrella. The tips of my sock heels were very wet, and the paper bag was ripping apart. I was able to arrive at the destination two minutes early. I called Louis, and he told me that he was already inside. I entered the restaurant, and the server asked me if I reserved a table. She told me that there was no reservation under the name of Louis. Then, Louis came up to me because he heard his name being called. So, that was my first time actually seeing his face in real life.

We sat down and ordered our pasta and appetizers. I got this mushroom pasta, and he got carbonara. He asked me what my first impression of him was. I told him that he was cute. I genuinely thought he was cute. Then I asked him what his first impression of me was. He said, “I looked outside the window and saw a girl. I wasn’t too sure if it was you, but I was certain when I heard my name at the entrance.” I was not really sure if that was actually first impression. Then, he said, “Oh, I am not finished. I thought you were cute.” Okay, so at least we both were not catfishing. We had our talk, and he suggested that we should walk around downtown to check out some Christmas decorations. We see bunch of Christmas lights and this huge teddy bear. I remembered that I haven’t taken a BeReal that day, so I pulled out my phone and opened the app. I was hesitant to ask him if he wanted to be in picture with me, but I still asked because I have big balls. Louis said, “Yeah. I was actually getting ready to pose a selfie with you.” I was surprised and gladly took the photo with him.

After that, I really wanted to hold his hands. He promised that he would warm up my hands when I was in Las Vegas. I ended up mentioning what he promised, and he took my left hand and held it. I was happy, but I was not too sure if I really liked him or not. The moment we held hands it started to rain.

We walked over to the Link station, and we were standing there until the Northgate link arrived. I asked him if he had fun, and he said yes. Of course, I said the same. We planned our second date at Nana’s Green Tea at 6:30 pm.

I went back to Fifi’s house to eat some hotpot and tell them what happened. I had fun during the date, but the important thing was if I really liked him enough to start a long-distance relationship. I couldn’t say yes exactly. I always think about William, my first ever crush. He is a frat Stanford dude that has so many red flags. And yet, I still like him. The biggest reason why I like him is because it is so comfortable to talk to him. I don’t try to be cute or anything. I talk to him like a friend, and my heart gets flustered. It is something I cannot control at all. I thought Louis would help me forget William, but it definitely didn’t.

So, the next day was our second date. Louis bought me this matcha latte float. It was delicious. We talked, but I was lowkey getting bored. The talk was very trivial, and I wondered if he felt the same way. I wanted to test the Platonic Effect again with him. I asked him if we could walk outside. We held hands. I confirmed that I didn’t like him. He took me to the Link again, and we didn’t talk anything about our third date. It was complete silence. Someone had to end our relationship. I asked him if he had anything to say, and he finally told me that I was like a younger sister to him. I was not hurt AT ALL because it wasn’t like I liked him either.

The train arrived, and I gave Louis our last hug. I walked into the train station feeling indifferent. In fact, I took a BeReal there. It takes around 15 minutes to walk over to Kimmy’s house from the Roosevelt station. I called my best friend Carmen while I was walking. I started crying. It wasn’t because of Louis or William. It was because I was disappointed in myself. Why can’t I find a guy that I really love? Am I just being desperate for a boyfriend?

After the call, I was thinking alone. Although I didn’t like Louis, I was curious to why he saw me as a younger sister. Like I previously mentioned, our conversation was very small talk/trivial. I tend to avoid talking about my future and long-term goals because I still do not know what I wanted to do after I graduate. I don’t want the guy to see me as a girl who has no future. I want to be ambitious, but I am not motivated to go to med or dental schools. Therefore, I assumed why this was how Louis perceived me.

Today, it is January 1st 2023. My best friend Carmen will get a full time job in Massachusetts after she graduates. Kimmy is already working at Deloitte. What will I be doing after I graduate? I still don’t know. But I know for a fact that I do not want to go to med/dental school. I want to do something related to business, specifically product management. I want to prove to my friends that I am capable of something. I have realized that I have low confidence/self esteem. 2023 is the year where I need to grow and prioritize my future before getting a boyfriend.

I had stayed at Seattle for a week and didn’t feel homesick at all. I didn’t call my parents once. I would also intentionally have my phone on Do Not Disturb mode because I didn’t want to get any notifications from my parents. The biggest reason why I didn’t call them was because if I hear their voice, it feels like I am back home. The biggest reason why I went to Seattle was to get out of this suffocating home and to avoid their nagging.

Therefore, in 2023, I want to stay strong and really accomplish something that will help my career. I can always find a partner anytime. Hopefully, I can find someone organically, not through dating apps.

If I am still alive in 2024, I want the future Su to read this tumblr note.

Dear Future Su in 2024,

Hey it’s me but in 2023. I wanted to let you know that you have accomplished many things, even if you still haven’t landed a job. You probably have graduated by then. You are still young. You are only 23 years old. You have amazing friends that will talk to you when you need them. Just keep on trying, and don’t give up. You are doing a great job... One day, you’ll find a job and someone who will make you happy. And if you are currently employed and/or dating someone you cherish, congratulations. Regardless, I am proud of you.

Sincerely,

Su 1/1/2023

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gabbie-hanna · 7 years

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#the gabbie show #gabbie hanna #gif #channel: gabbie #video: BIGGEST TEDDY BEAR EVER!

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anenbylittlepotato · 3 years

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MC introducing roasting the bros to new exchange students

Side dateables here

"The scary looking guy there is Lucifer. He seems like a dick at first, and you will eventually learn, that he is, actually, a dick. He hasn't really stopped. But he's got enough moments of being nice and soft that he gets a pass I guess. He's also fucking gorgeous so I think it's excusable. But, just a heads up, don't piss him off and almost get killed by him twice as I did. I almost died. It was terrifying. And also hot. But mostly terrifying. Also, he acts like every fatherly figure that's ever been in my life! Emotionally absent, makes shit up to accuse me of, reacts to things with violence, prioritizes how I make him look over my mental well-being, and lectures me for three hours over something small! Hooray!"

"The guy over there that looks like the biggest fuckboy ever is Mammon. He is the CEO of getting bullied. He also might try to steal your wallet, but luckily he's a fucking dumbass, so he'll probably fail. Probably. He always gets in trouble because he has literally no impulse control, which is honestly a mood. He can't keep his mouth shut for the life of him, and it always makes Lucifer very angry. But at least he won't try to kill you, unlike some people. He might threaten you but he most likely won't follow through with it. Actually... I don't think I've ever seen Mammon get angry enough to hurt anyone... I... Huh... Wow... Anyway, he's also simultaneously incredibly clingy while also being the biggest tsundere ever. Which makes no sense but okay."

"The guy that's sulking over there with his Ruri-chan phone case is Leviathan. Honestly, you'll probably only ever see him at meals because he pretty much never leaves his room. Unless his limited edition Ruri-chan body pillow just came in. Then expect to hear him screaming as he rushes across the entire house faster than you'll ever see him move otherwise. And then he'll be panting and wheezing as he walks back to his room because that boy is out of SHAPE. He's also the biggest weeb ever if you couldn't tell. Biggest anime nerd ever. Seriously, he has an unhealthy obsession. He needs to go outside and touch some grass or sumn like fr. He also makes a great gaming buddy. Unless you're playing PvP and aim to win. But otherwise, great gaming buddy, we play Genshin Impact together a lot."

"The guy watching cats videos over there is Satan. He may look like a chill guy, but that's just what he wants you to think. He's actually a ticking time bomb and the pure, unbridled rage that hides beneath his facade could bubble over if you so much as look at a cat the wrong way. However, if you are a cat - or any animal, really, but specifically cats - he will love you unconditionally. He's also very big-brained. The biggest brain. If there's literally anything you need to know, just ask him. He'd be happy to show off how much better than Lucifer he is. He's also the living embodiment of daddy issues and teenage rebellion. He's probably unironically said, 'It's not a PHASE!'"

"The pretty boy taking selfies and putting on makeup over there is Asmodeus. That man is whore KNEE, like DAMN. That man would flirt with anything that moves tbh. He's also the living embodiment of 'Gotta look cute so they forget you don't know basic math.' He's a little creepy because he's not against incest and that's a little icky. But hey, if you want a [REDACTED] then he's your guy, I guess. He's also got all the tea because he is a gossip QUEEN. And he's practically obsessed with himself. He needs to go outside and touch some grass too. 😔"

"The guy over there that's knawing on a vintage candle is Beelzebub. Uh, can someone get that candle away from him??? I don't think he should be eating that. Oh, thanks Belphie. ANYway, now that that's over uhh, as can see, he really likes to eat. A little too much. He eats everything in the fridge on a regular basis 😔. But like, he's literally the bestest boy??? He may be a demon, but he's just so sweet and soft-hearted, and caring??? Like bro??? I would literally die for him??? Unless you eat his food, then he'll kill you. Instant death. One hit KO. But otherwise, he's basically a giant teddy bear. Big wholesome boy, too pure for this world."

"The My Chemical Romance lookin fucker over there is Belphegor. Don't let him out of the attic..................................... Anyway, he is an evil gremlin man. Horrible goblin man. Stinky bastard man. He bullies me >:( Also, little known fact, but he is actually not a demon but, in fact, a cow. Cowboy. Also, he does not know how to function as a person, and, instead, opts to sleep for 17 hours a day which... Fair enough with this family. Just don't fuck with Beel or he'll kill you. And so will I >:( Also, don't fuck with him either or Beel will kill you. Those two are basically two peas in a pod. The literal only way they could be closer is if they were Siamese twins."

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me belphegor #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me belphie #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me headcanons #obey me writing #obey me shitposts

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xiaosmoon · 3 years

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𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒

pairings: childe, albedo, diluc, xiao, thoma, & kaeya x gn!reader

warnings/content: fluffy as a cloud! a bit suggestive for kaeya's.

a/n: wanted to try a new format! not proofread.

— CHILDE ❦

would win at least 10 stuffed animals for you at a festival. (two of them being jumbo teddy bears double your size.)

kisses the temple of your forehead as a greeting. <3

has an arm slung over your shoulders whenever the two of you are together. he does this more in public when eyes are watching.

tickle fights all the time. he won't hesitate to tickle you even when you're vulnerable. all his fair in tickle and war!

always compares your hand size to his just to tease you about how small yours are compared to his.

— ALBEDO ❦

no doubt he often draws sketches of you. he'll always show you after he's finished.

loves playing with your hair. he'll give your scalp and neck the most wonderful massages.

purposely leaves his clothes at your place so you'll wear them! most often it's hoodies drenched in his signature scent.

ever since your first date, albedo brings you flowers every week freshly grown from his own garden. he changes it up every time so it's always a surprise.

on nights where he can't fall asleep, albedo with whisper sweet words of how much he loves you to your resting body.

— DILUC ❦

loves challenging you to chess matches. if you're not so good at the game, diluc will sometimes go easy on you just to see the excitement on your face when you win.

likes to bring you a plate of fruit when you're working at home, just to make sure you're eating!

kissing you underneath the stars on his balcony will be his favorite memory of you two. it was such a sensual and intimate moment that he'll cherish forever.

he secretly loves doing your hair. on mornings when you're just to tired to do it yourself, he'll jump at the chance and offer to do it!

on days when he's unable to spend time with you, he'll send you loving gifts as an apology.

— XIAO ❦

whenever he sees something that reminds him of you, he'll buy it and surprise you with it!

loves having you sit on his lap when he's playing video games.

he gets really excited whenever you cook for him! (bonus points if it's almond tofu)

he doesn't know when to tell you that he wants kisses so he'll just subtly inch closer to you until you give him a peck.

always offers to hold your shopping bags or purse so your arms don't get tired!

— THOMA ❦

calls you cheesy nicknames on purpose just to get a reaction out of you!

he clings onto you like a lost puppy. you could literally be doing anything and his arms would be snuggly wrapped around you. it makes you kinda immobile but it's okay <3

he loves showing people your his. in public, his hands are always on you somewhere. typically it's intertwined with your own but sometimes if someone isn't getting a hint, he'll move it to sit comfortably on your hip.

blows raspberries onto your skin. his favorite spots are your tummy and shoulder!

thoma paints your nails for you, no questions asked. you swear he does a better job than you.

— KAEYA ❦

he enjoys giving you nice and relaxing massages after a long day. if you don't stop him, his hands will wander to private territory.

when sitting next to him, kaeya will always have a hand resting on your thigh.

he loves dancing with you! it doesn't matter where or if there's even music playing, he'll drag you up on your feet and sway.

some mornings when he has the time, he'll prepare breakfast for you with a sweet note before leaving for knightly duties.

he becomes the biggest simp for you when he's drunk. he won't stop rambling to diluc about how in love with you he is.

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spyrothesquish-0006 · 3 years

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How the brothers react to a MC with a plushie obsession/what plushie they would get you (GN!MC)

Warnings: none besides the use of bitch and deadass, pure fluff, besides belphie possibly committing a felony

Lucifer:

• he honestly doesn't understand the plushie obsession

• he can admit that some of them are cute yeah, but why do you need more than one..?

• "Must you have them *all* on your bed?"

"Of course! What if they get lonely?"

• honestly questions if humans seriously believe plushies have emotions

• he can't tell if you really truly believe that or not, but even if you do, he loves you too much to tell you otherwise

• he might sigh and groan about it, but he does think it's kinda cute how attached you are to your plushies

• just don't try to take over *his* bed with them

• 2 plushies maximum allowed in his bed

• and only if one of them is one he specifically got for you

• 10/10 would you buy you a little black teddy bear with red eyes

• glares when you call it Mini Lucifer, but won't make you change the name

• if any of his brothers mess with your plushies there *Will* be hell to pay

Mammon:

• "Uh, isn't this a little much MC?"

• he's not against the plushies, but honestly he gets a teensy bit jealous

• "Oi, why you gotta cuddle that damn plushie? I'm right here!"

• he kinda gets it tho, his greed makes him hoard certain things, so if you feel like hoarding plushies? He can't really judge

• he will take your plushies if you're paying them more attention than him

• but gives them back immediately if you get even the slightest bit upset

• will act pissy and jealous, but secretly has about a million pics of you snuggling your plushies saved on his DDD

• will snuggle one of your plushies if you aren't around and he misses you but will NEVER ADMIT IT— "what?! No! Course I wasn't hugging no damn stuffed animal!!!"

• will buy you whatever plushie you want tho

• he can't say no to the 🥺

• would buy you a little stuffed crow and absolutely BEAMS when it becomes your favorite

• surpsingly more strict than Lucifer, only the crow is allowed in his bed because you're supposed to be snuggling HIM MC, not the plushie!!

• if any of his brothers dare say anything about your plushies, he will get angry (and totally won't buy you more out of spite, sshhhh)

Levi:

• there is no way in hell this demon doesn't also collect plushies

• thinks all of yours are adorable, especially any ones that are anime/video game characters

• will happily listen to you name off all your plushies, thinking it's the cutest thing ever

• will soon go red thinking about that

• will buy you plushies of any anime character you want, and most likely will get double for his own collection

• would 100% let you bring as many plushies into his tub-bed as you want, he doesn't have the heart to tell you no

• also he thinks it's cozy

• would buy you a little plush fish

• "h-hey, MC, I uh, I thought you m-might like this one?"

• almost goes catatonic any time he sees you snuggling it

• secretly has 1 picture saved of you snuggling it, and it will be his wallpaper till the end of time

• Will summon Lotan if anyone disrespects his Henry's plushies, how dare they

Satan:

• also didn't understand the obsession at first

• until you showed him a cat plushie and all hell broke loose

• he really only enjoys cat plushies, but won't stop you from buying other ones

• he started his own mini collection and you soon realize you created a monster

• is now unable to sleep without his cat plushie

• he hugs it when he gets angry and you aren't around to calm him down

• is THE person to go to if any plushie rips or gets a hole in it, he will sew it back up good as new

• "Aw, did it tear? Here, let me fix it. You don't need to worry."

• will also place a few spells on your plushies so none of them get tears again, he doesn't want you to get sad, 10/10 sweetheart

• if he sees a plushie he wants he will definitely give you the 🥺 until you buy it for him

• would get you one of those reversible cat plushies that show an angry face or a happy face (totally wouldn't steal it, no sir, definitely not)

• his bed is cluttered as it is with books, so he doesn't really mind how many plushies you bring to bed

• if anyone made fun of your or his plushies, he will see red

• no one says a word against the collection on his watch

Asmo:

• "Oh darling they're adorable!!! You need more!"

• Asmo loves any and everything cute and squishy

• adores your collection and insists on buying you more to decorate your room with

• absolutely understands the love of plushies, but don't say that any are cuter than he is, he just might tear up

• insists on buying you plushies on special occasions because he knows how happy they make you, and in his mind, you should always be smiling

• would buy you a squishy pink heart with a smiley face on it

• gets the warmest feeling in his chest any time you use it as a pillow

• he doesn't really care how many you bring to bed, but they might end up on the floor...

• if you get sad because they fall off the bed, he will politely suggest maybe bringing only one or two to bed

• won't stand for any insult towards the plushies, and will not hesitant to smack a bitch

• you're his love, no one gets to make you feel bad about what makes you happy!

Beel:

• he's used to belphie always having his pillow so he isn't phased in the slightest by your plushies

• thinks they're all so cute like you 🥺

• he really likes hugging them if you aren't around, they're small and squishy so they remind him of you

• is VERY careful around your plushies, he doesn't want to accidentally tear one, he would cry

• might be best if you don't buy any food themed plushies because he may eat one on accident

• would buy you the biggest teddy bear he can find with 0 hesitation

• "Hey, MC! I saw this while I was out, do you like it?"

• the bear is literally as big as he is, and he's smiling like he just won the lottery when he sees how excited you get about it

• took a picture of you napping on it once and he stares at the pic whenever he misses you

• it's not that he minds how many plushies you bring to bed, the issue is space

• hungy boi is a Mountain so you can really only fit one or two in the bed with you

• if anyone said anything about your plushies, this sweet boi will be on the defense

• would just stand behind you with a death glare and send anyone who's rude to you running for the hills

Belphie:

• you thought your plushie addiction is bad? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA—

• he practically sleeps on a bed of squishmallows, belphie 10000000% understands the obsession and encourages it

• more plushies mean a cozier nest to sleep in, right?

• would definitely tease you for it, but it's all in good fun, he can't judge

• "Oh? Does the little human need their stuffie to sleep? C'mere and lay down."

• he never minds you bringing plushies to bed, in fact, he encourages you to bring *more*

• you still have to snuggle him too tho, thems the rules

• will buy you a big cow plushie that doubles as a pillow

• absolutely delighted when you bring it to bed because it's big enough for the both of you to snuggle

• any time you go out with Belphie, the two of you will come home with new plushies, there is no exception

• the pile is always growing and no one can stop it

• if anyone says anything about the plushies he will deadass commit a murder

• no one disrespects the plushie nest and lives

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teenage-mutant-ninja-freak · 2 years

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don't know if It's okay for me to make a request cause I usually never got my requests done before but it's worth the shot.

How would the turtles react to their crush being amazing cook? Doesn't matter if it's sweet,salty or anything! It would taste amazing.

Every time when the turtles forgot to eat or busy to actually make something to eat, their crush would just leave water and meal for them.

:) I hope this is okay

well today you get your request done, sorry it's taken me so long, honey!

Leo

so Leo works hard

like everyone knows he's an over achiever

and because of the whole "my body is a temple shit" he eats a lot of plain whole foods

so he's not the best cook in the world

but you wanna change that

"look, healthy food can still taste amazing!"

you show him how to make a sweet potato curry full of spices and fresh herbs and stuff

properly seasoned too

he takes one bite, gets up and does a lap around the kitchen because of how good it is before going back to eating every bite and asking for seconds

"you can cook for me more often, that was...That was something else"

obvs you're flattered beyond belief

you always make sure to bring a new dish down to the lair for him whenever you visit now

you even manage to convince him to eat a few unhealthy things

just because you made them and he knows they'll be good

Raph

Big teddy bear man is actually an alright cook

and he enjoys it too

but one night you ask him round for dinner and cook for him

he's blown away

he's never had food that good before

ofc he asks for the recipe but you tell him you're not giving away any of your secrets

he ends up eating too much and having to lie down with his head in your lap

still asks for deserve tho

because this boy can *eat*

it really makes him feel cared for hen you show up with something you've cooked or baked for him

lets him know you care

Mikey

did someone ask for a food vacuum?

because that's what Mikey was born for

the only thing is, you're food is so good he can't bring himself to shovel it down at a fast pace

he actually savours it

like properly tastes every bite

you may also get texts and calls at like 3am from a hungry Mikey begging you to bring over brownies or cookies or something that will satisfy his sweet tooth

he can't get enough of your food

for real

Donnie

So Donnie has the biggest sweet tooth you've ever seen

and of course his diet isn't always the healthiest

between fighting crime, studying, reading and playing video games he doesn't have the most time to cook healthy meals like he knows he should

that's where you come in

you just offer to cook for him one day after he complains that he'll be in the lab for longer than he expected

he said you didn't have to but eventually took you up on your offer

it was the best thing he'd ever tasted

like he stared at you in awe after trying one bite

now he wants you guys to cook together all the time

mainly so he can have more of your food while feeling like he's helping some what

you don't mind, though

he's real cute when he's excited over food

#cooking #cook #food #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt imagine #tmnt x reader #tmnt donnie #tmnt mikey #tmnt raph #tmnt leo #teenager mutant ninja turtles x reader #teenage mutant ninja turtles imagine

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aeonian-knoxville · 2 years

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dating dunn headcanons? if u can ofc no pressure

Dating Ryan Dunn [headcanon]

Enjoy your reading:)

I’m so sorry there’s typos lmao, I was so excited to post this

aeonian-knoxville’s main m.list

Definitely the sweetest guy ever, literally gives off teddy bear vibes

I feel like Ryan would always be really goofy trying to get you to laugh

Like in Olivia Rodrigo’s deja vu when she says “and tradin’ jackets, laughing bout how small it looks on you” Ryan Ryan Ryan fs

Or like in the notebook when Noah rubs the ice cream over Allie’s face while he’s feeding it to her, he would definitely do that to you

Randomly records you doing the most random stuff

You’ll be brushing your teeth in the bathroom barely awake in pajamas and he’ll just come in

“[y/n] say hi to the camera “Ryan, I look so bad right now” “just shut up and say hi, you look adorable”

Bam third wheeling on your dates

Like one time you told Ryan you wanted to go to an art museum and to your surprise Bam was already waiting for you guys

They had a competition to see who could point out the most dick looking paintings LMFAO

But like I said, he’s also the sweetest guy so sometimes he’ll take you on really nice dates like spending a weekend away at a beach you told him you wanted to visit

I also feel like he’ll buy you flowers just as a cute little “I love you” type of thing, yk

Going to watch him when they’re filming

Being his biggest fan at everything he does

“That turned out amazing!” “You always say that [y/n]” “Became it’s true”

Definitely doesn’t care about pda, he wants everyone to know your his and you’re fine with that because you want everyone to know he’s yours too

Making out at every party, always has his arm around your waist, loves it when you sit on his lap

You get the point he just loves being touchy with you

Always having a good time when you hang out with him and his friends, laughing till you’re crying

“[y/n], convince Ryan to stop being a pussy and tell him he has to do this stunt” “shut up, don’t encourage her!” “Ryan do it or I’m breaking up with you” “Okay. Are we filming already or what?”

You absolutely love watching all the old videos of him and his friends

“you were so cute in this” “I’m still cute, what are talking about”

Literally everyone has said Ryan had terrible hygiene so I feel like that’s something you work with him on

“Ryan take a shower or you’re literally sleeping outside”

But then you’ll get him into a little routine and it’s his favorite part of the day because you’re beside him in the bathroom doing your routine also and you guys just talk about everything and anything

Overall I just think he would always make you feel so loved and protected, best boyfriend fs

#jackass #cky #ryan dunn #jackass fanfic #cky fanfic #jackass headcannon #CKY headcannon

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sunflowershouto · 3 years

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silly reasons the bnha boys would cry - headcanon

𝐚/𝐧: here’s some lighthearted content cause of all the angst ive been posting + ive been neglecting bnha - leo

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: fluff/crack

𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐘𝐀

✰ Even though fanon tends to over-exaggerate how much Deku cries, he really is a softie and it’s not too hard to get him choked up. ASCPA commercials always do the trick, but the biggest thing for Izuku is if you say something especially sweet, even if it’s casual. It doesn’t have to be any big declaration of love—one time you waited for him after class while he was talking to Aizawa, and he broke out into a huge smile when he saw you in the hallway.

“Aw, you waited.”

Of course I waited! I’ll always wait for you,” you reply, taking his hand.

His brain is making microwave noises and he gets all choked up all of a sudden, inside he’s like “Hwaahwhaahahhhh.!!”

You ask if he’s good and he’s just like. /Voice crack./ “Yep! I’m fine. This is fine.”

𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐈

✰ It is very very hard to make Shouto cry, and usually he’d have to be completely emotionally ruined to get to that point. But the one thing that can make him cry, aside from extreme trauma and emotional pain, is stupidity. Sometimes you like to troll him and pretend that you don’t understand a very simple, random concept that you’ve asked him about. After twenty minutes of him trying to explain the biology of seals, he’s about to give up.

“But if the seals get eaten by polar bears why don’t they stay underwater all the time?”

“There’s killer whales in the water, and they’d drown, Y/N.”

“Seals can’t drown. They’re fish!”

His soul vacates his body and he just stares up at the ceiling, tears of defeat streaming down his face.

𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐆𝐎𝐔

✰ Took me a while to think of anything bc I don’t see Katsuki crying at all over anything silly or minor. But then I realized that I think that a certain level of rage might come with tears. If you do that thing where you just copy his movements and what he says, and keep it up for hours, I think you could probably break him. “wHy aRe yOu cOpYInG mE?!” kinda shit.

“Y/N. It has been. Four. Fucking. Hours. If you don’t stop, I am going to kick the shit out of you.”

“Y/N. It hAs bEeN. FoUr. FuCkinG. hoUrs. if yOu doN’t sTOp-“

He wails the most raw, genuine sound of agony you’ve ever heard and covers his face with a pillow. He is literally vibrating with anger and as soon as he hides his face and screams into his pillow you know it’s bc he’s crying.

And yeah it’d be childish as fuck and he’d probably unironically kill you a little bit, but also? Pretty funny.

𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐀

✰ Would cry if he had a dream that you left him. You’d spent the weekend playing animal crossing together, building your little island and getting houses for all your villagers. It’s a peaceful way to end your week, and the two of you go to bed and cuddle as you fall asleep. Everything is great until you wake up in the middle of the night to Eijirou leaning over you like a little kid waking up his mom, he’s hella in your face.

“Eiji… What the hell, it’s like four AM,” you grumble, sitting up and rubbing your eyes. You’re a little annoyed until you realize he has tears in his eyes, and you go to comfort him. “Baby, what’s the matter?”

“You left me!” he whined, pulling you close and squeezing you like a teddy bear. “It was awful!”

“I did what?” It took you a second, but you pieced together that he must have had a bad dream and you rubbed his back gently. “Eiji, I’d never do that.”

“You left me… for Tom Nook!” he sobbed.

You have to muffle your laugh in his shoulder to keep from hurting his feelings.

𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈

✰ I really think it’d be stupid easy to make Kaminari cry, not in like a mean way. I just think he’d be a kinda whiny BF, but in a very cute way? Gets all pouty if you beat him in a video game and will make sure to start the waterworks if it’ll get him free cuddles. But truly the most notable is that Kaminari will unironically cry laugh at his own jokes. (and honestly same) He truly believes that he is the funniest person on God’s green earth and if you won’t hype up his comedy career he will do it himself. Says the dumbest shit and then just starts fucking howling in laughter until he can’t breathe and he’s actually sobbing.

“AN IMPASTA!” Denki cries before flopping down on top of you on the sofa.

“You’ve told that joke a million times!” you whined, trying playfully to shove him off of you.

“An impasta! The fake noodle is the impasta!” His face is almost purple with how hard he’s laughing and you can see his eyes starting to water as he throws his head back like that one image set of that seagull. Literally fucking slaps his own knee while he cries.

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Burn The Witch 15 - Liar Liar [Bucky Barnes x Reader]

A.N: Thank you so much for your wonderful support and feedback my loves ! ❤ Here’s the next chapter, I hope you like it as well and please let me know what you think! ❤ Thank you! ❤❤❤

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Female Reader

Warnings: Enemies to lovers, fake dating, mentions of blood, sex, violence, death, manipulation, language, guns, knives.

Summary: Dishonesty requires practice.

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Every spy knew things could go downhill on a mission. Considering how your last mission had ended with your ex, you weren’t exactly unfamiliar with the idea of your cover being blown but—

None of the targets were as dangerous as this one.

For a moment, you thought about pushing that button on your wristwatch and calling your whole team here because there was no way you could take down the legendary Winter Soldier in a fight, but through the haze of panic, a voice in your head told you not to.

It was just a mission.

As long as you kept your calm, you could fix this.

“Bucky,” you heard yourself say, “I can explain.”

He stared at you and the gun in his hand, then raised his brows.

“Okay,” he said, “Yeah, please explain why you have a gun.”

God damn it.

Okay, you had to think. Your cover was the naïve sweet civilian girl so any sentence you formed had to fit the description. The spy in you was already trying to come up with something, you had been taught to lie without even blinking but somehow it felt almost—

Wrong.

You tried to pull yourself together, shaking your head.

“I—it’s—“ you took a deep breath, “Yeah I have a gun.”

“I can see that,” he said drily, “Why?”

Good question.

Why would the small town sweetheart have a gun?

The cover story didn’t have anything like that, so you had to come up with a believable lie based on—

Oh. Bingo.

“I was going to tell you,” you said. “I’ve actually—I’ve had it for weeks.”

“For weeks?” he repeated, “Why?”

You ran a hand over your eyes, then crossed your arms and shrugged.

“I’m going to need more than that, Y/N.”

You gritted your teeth and raised your glances to look up at him. “After I got mugged,” you started, “I told one of my friends back home about what happened and she’s—she came up with this idea that I should maybe buy a gun because I—I don’t know. I don’t know why I bought it, I just bought it.”

“You bought a gun because your friend told you to?”

You tilted your head, “No Bucky, I bought a gun because I got mugged and got shot within the first month of moving here.”

His gaze on you was fixed, as if he was trying to see whether you were lying or not but now that panic wasn’t taking over you, you could think straight.

Bucky was a legend among the espionage world and he was unstoppable and you probably didn’t stand a chance against him yes, but you had one advantage.

Bucky was a soldier, not a spy.

Spies were different. Bucky had the physical training to go after a target, but he never, ever had to manipulate them emotionally. You were one step ahead on that and if there was anything that could get you out of this mess, that was it.

“Listen I know that you’re concerned, but you have nothing to worry about,” you waved a dismissive hand, “The guy at the shop was very helpful, he even gave me his number—”

His head shot up, “What?”

“Yeah in case I needed anything with the gun. Or if I had any questions.”

A shadow crossed his eyes and he scoffed, shaking his head.

“Did he now?”

“Yeah,” you nodded, “And besides, I watched a bunch of tutorials so I think I got it. I’m a very quick learner.”

“Tutorials?”

“Yeah, videos.”

He blinked a couple of times, and looked down at the gun before looking up at you.

“You watched videos.”

“Mm hm. One of the guys even had a deer head mounted on the wall behind him, it’s very clear he knows what he’s talking about.”

“Jesus Christ,” he muttered to himself and you had to remind yourself not to smile.

“And I know how to take the safety off,” you added, “After that point it’s basically point and pull the trigger, that’s what the video said.”

“I don’t even know where to begin— sweetheart,” he turned to you, “Forget what the video said, I can teach you if you want, but for what it’s worth, I think it’s a terrible idea.”

Hook, line and sinker.

“I hate guns,” you insisted, “It’s just that—Stacey said it’s a big city and after I got shot… I don’t know. I know I should’ve told you, I just didn’t want you to think I’m some kind of a paranoid person.”

He heaved a sigh and reached out to tug you by the hand so that he could pull you closer.

“I don’t think you’re paranoid,” he said. “I just think that you could hurt yourself or someone if you don’t have any training.”

“The guy made it sound pretty easy.”

“Yeah, I don’t think selling it was the only thing he wanted.”

You rolled your eyes at him, “Now who’s being paranoid?”

“I’m just being observant.”

“Jealous.”

“I’m not jealous,” he said and you scrunched up your nose

“Right,” you said, “Of course you’re not.”

“So is there anything I should know about?” he changed the subject, “Anything at all? I won’t judge, I swear.”

You pressed your lips together as you looked up at him. What could you say to that?

I’ve been manipulating you all along.

I’m working for the same government that is looking for you to slip and make a mistake.

When this is over, I’m probably going to hate myself much more than you hate me.

Yeah. There was absolutely nothing you could say.

“Nothing I can think of right now,” you shrugged your shoulders, “So, can we go now?”

***

You could barely remember the last time you had been to a funfair. It didn’t even matter that you already knew where you were going, you were still quite excited despite the earlier panic you had gone through. Thankfully, Bucky seemed to have bought into your story but it didn’t mean you weren’t taking mental notes about what to do by the time the date was over.

Or when you were out of his sight, whichever.

“Thank you!” you said what it felt for the hundredth time as you put a piece of cotton candy into your mouth, enjoying the sweet taste melting in your mouth and Bucky smiled at you fondly.

“No problem darling.”

“No seriously, I haven’t been to a funfair in…I don’t know, forever!” you said, “Wait, so it was a thing back then?”

“Hm?”

“Bringing your date to a funfair?”

He nodded, walking beside you, “Yeah. There wasn’t much to do and you know, lots of people.”

“So no gossip?”

“Lots of gossip,” he corrected you, “But at least—“

“No one’s virtue got damaged.”

“You’re never going to let that go, are you?”

“Nope,” you grinned at him and gasped when something caught your eye, making him turn his head.

“What?”

“Oh my God!” you pointed at the huge neon sign and he followed your gaze, then scoffed a laughter.

“Seriously?”

“I want to try it.”

“Shoot The Ducks.” He read out loud, “You know what, let’s see how good you are if you watched that many videos.”

“I’m going to get that teddy bear,” you pointed at the biggest teddy bear sitting on the top shelf while he looked like he was fighting a laugh.

“Are you sure you can carry that?”

“You’re going to carry it for me,” you said as you handed him the cotton candy, your nose in the air and tugged him by the wrist to lead him to the shooting range. You took a look at the paper ducks with bullseye on them, then turned to the man behind the counter.

“Excuse me, how many of those should I shoot to get that?” you asked, motioning at the teddy bear and the man looked up.

“3 sets, all bullseye.”

“Okay,” you said and reached for your purse but Bucky had already paid the man by the time you could get your wallet out. He gave you the toy rifle and you had to remind yourself you were supposed to be terrible at it no matter how much you wanted that goddamn plushie.

The good thing about being an expert sniper was that you knew exactly how to miss and look like an amateur. So you pointed the rifle slightly to the right and took your shot, and as expected you missed.

“No!” you whined and Bucky stifled a chuckle, but adapted a look of seriousness as soon as you turned around to look at him with your eyes narrowed.

“I said nothing.”

“That was just bad luck,” you insisted, then took your shot again, deliberately missing once more. You lowered the rifle, pouting.

“I’m pretty sure this is rigged.”

“Or maybe the guy with the deer head on his wall had no idea what he was talking about,” Bucky pointed out, “Almost like watching videos isn’t enough to figure out how to shoot, wouldn’t you say?”

“I’m glad you’re enjoying this.”

“On the contrary, I am a little terrified now that I know you have a gun," he taunted you, “And seeing this…”

You glared at him and took your shot, missing again and you heaved a sigh, lowering the rifle again.

“Better luck next time miss,” the man said and you offered him a small smile. Bucky heaved a sigh as if he was fighting himself.

“Which one did you say you wanted again?” he asked and you pulled your brows together, then pointed at the huge teddy bear. He nodded at the guy and handed him some cash after giving you your cotton candy back, then grabbed the toy rifle from the man and in only a couple of seconds, he had hit every single bullseye, making your jaw drop.

Okay.

You were so screwed.

You knew that he was a great super soldier but seeing it was something else. A shiver ran down your spine as what you had read on his file flashed before your eyes. You were right earlier, you had to make sure to avoid any kind of combat with him by the time this whole mission was over.

“Y/N?”

Your head shot up and you tried to pull yourself together, letting out a breath.

“Wow,” you managed to say and the man behind the counter gawked between you two.

“Um— that one please?” you said and he blinked a couple of times, then reached out to take the teddy bear down to put it into your arms. You let out a small squeal of glee, then beamed at Bucky.

“Thank you!” you said, trying to keep your nervousness hidden and he smiled.

“No problem,” he motioned at you and you gave the teddy to him so that you could hold your cotton candy better. You shook your head slightly, distracting yourself with the sweetness on your tongue but a small laughter escaped from your lips when you took a look at the sight beside you.

The scary Winter Soldier holding a huge teddy bear in his arms.

“What?”

“Nothing,” you managed to say, “I’m going to name him Bucky.”

“No you’re not.”

“Fine, I’m going to name him Grumpy,” you said, “Same deal.”

“Hey!” he protested and you giggled, then looked around.

“Come on,” you said, grabbing his hand, “Let’s go to the Ring Toss!”

***

It was as if the time was going faster on your every single date with Bucky. Even after spending hours in that funfair until midnight, you were still quite giddy when you and Bucky reached your building. You let out a giggle as you turned around and took the huge teddy bear from him, hugging it tight.

“Thank you,” you said, looking up at him, “Really. I…I think it was the best that I’ve ever had.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah!” you said, “And now I have to find something equally amazing for a modern date, so no pressure.”

He chuckled, “You don’t have to find anything,” he said, “I’d be happy just being with you, not doing anything.”

Warmth filled your insides and you smiled.

“Really?”

“Really,” he nodded and you put the teddy bear down, then stood on your tiptoes to pull him down to a kiss.

His arm wrapped around your waist and you found yourself sighing as his other hand cupped your cheek. A fire – a very, very familiar fire started burning at the pit of your stomach as you felt yourself melt at his touch, every single doubt about the mission and the strategies and everything else wiping out of your mind until desire was the only thing left. He brushed your hair behind your ear as you pulled back and looked up at him, the same fire burning in his eyes but he was better than you at hiding it so a gentle smile pulled at his lips.

Fuck what the strategy report says.

“Um—“ you took a deep breath, “Would you want to come upstairs for...a cup of coffee or something?”

He looked almost surprised at the suggestion but for what it was worth, he overcame that quite fast. His gaze stopped on you for a moment before he nodded.

“Yeah,” he said, “Yeah I’d love to.”

A nervous laughter escaped from you and you nodded,

“Okay—“ you started but before you could say anything, his phone started ringing. He closed his eyes for a moment and took it out of his pocket to answer it.

“This is not a good time man,” he said, but his frown deepened as he listened to the other line, “Right now? Are you serious?”

You tilted your head and he heaved a deep sigh while the person told him something you couldn’t hear.

“Fine,” he muttered, “I’ll be there.”

Oh God damn it.

“Let me guess,” you said when he hung up, “Change of plans?”

He ran a hand over his eyes and nodded.

“Sam says there’s this group of people in need of help…” he grumbled, putting the phone into his pocket, “But somebody better be dying because if not, I can fix that really fast.”

You let out a laugh, “Don’t be like that,” you said, “It’s fine. I told you, I’m not going anywhere. Go save lives.”

“I’m really sorry darling.”

“It’s fine,” you repeated with a smile and pecked him on the lips before picking up the huge teddy bear. “But be careful, you hear me?”

“Yes ma’am,” he saluted and you blew him a kiss before walking into the building. You took the elevator, still holding the teddy tight and as soon as you got to your floor you stepped out.

“What the hell is that?” Keith’s voice reached you and you tilted your head to look around the teddy’s arm to see him by his door, as if he was just leaving.

“It’s a teddy bear,” you said, walking to your door to open it, Keith following you into the apartment.

“What’s in it?” he asked, “Weapons? Guns? Knives?”

“…Fiber.”

“Y/N—” he started but you put it on the floor and took a step back.

“Where are you going?”

“General gave me a mission,” he said, “You seriously want me to believe you just got a teddy bear just because?”

“I was on a date.”

“Oh,” he said, “Romantic. It would be a great way to hide weapons though, even you have to admit—”

“Bucky found my gun.”

Keith stopped talking and stared at you for a couple of seconds, “I beg your pardon?”

You rubbed at your eyes, “You heard me. He found my gun.”

“Why the hell did you not alert me?”

“There was no need.”

Keith threw his head back, “Are you serious right now?” he asked you, “This is the freaking Winter Soldier we’re talking about, you’re not supposed to take any chances! For God’s sake, I live next door for a reason!”

“My cover wasn’t blown,” you insisted, “If you or the team got here, all this would’ve been for nothing. I handled it.”

He crossed his arms, “Still an unnecessary risk to take,” he insisted, “Anything could’ve happened, Y/N. You’ve read his file.”

You nodded, “I handled it,” you said, “You should go by the way. You’re going to be late, the General hates that.”

“Do you want me to say anything to him?”

You thought for a moment and shook your head.

“No,” you said, “Good luck.”

“We will talk about this when I came back.” he pointed at you and left your apartment. You took a look at the teddy bear, then grabbed your phone to touch Chloe’s name.

“Hey there!” she answered on the first ring, “How was the funfair?”

“It was good,” you said, “Listen, I need you to make sure my background is solid.”

“What?” she asked, “It is, I made sure of that—“

“Bucky found my gun,” you said, “Earlier.”

She took in a sharp breath, “God damn it.”

“No it’s fine, I came up with this story of buying it from a shop after the mugging, but…”

“You need a document just in case,” she completed your sentence, “Got it. Do you think he would check?”

“No,” you said, “But Wilson might, he and Bucky are pretty close. It would be much harder to trick him.”

“Got it,” she said, “I’ll get the document ready, maybe some footage… And I’ll go over your social media just in case.”

“Great.”

“But are you okay?”

You paused only for a moment,

“Sure,” you said, “I’m fine, I handled it. It’s all going according to plan.”

“Alright,” she said, “I’d better get to it. Be careful!”

“You too,” you said and hung up, then went to the kitchen to grab a couple of knives before going back to the living room.

“Sorry about this Bucky number two,” you murmured as you turned it around, stuck the knife into it and started ripping it, “But you really would make a good place to hide weapons.”

Chapter 16

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