And they said the perfect low cal snack didn’t exist...
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When you can already unicycle and slack line and are teaching yourself to walk on your hands and also your life is a joke:
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When classes go online and you lose all motivation to keep up with school, but are trying to comfort yourself:
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Kids in elementary school thinking they just outsmarted the teacher on a true/false test:
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Job interviewer: How do you react to conflict?
Me: *makes up story about how I resolved a workplace conflict*
Me, internally:
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When I watch therapy YouTube channels or listen to other people’s experiences in therapy:
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I want to learn how to do a backflip so I can do it for emphasis. I want to go
"Hey!"
*backflip*
"Trans Rights!!"
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When you vent to your mother for the first time about the micro aggressions you face, because you’re out to her now, so you can say stuff like that, but then she defends the people turning your identity into a joke:
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Me: Gay people don’t sit in chairs wrong; that’s just a meme.
Me and the ga(y)ng:
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Me, a gay cousin, @ my gay cousin who was the first in my family to come out, allowing me to safely observe my family’s reactions to gay people in order to decide whether or not to come out:
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When you accidentally leave your pride shit out instead of hiding it in the Drawer of Secrets, and a relative you aren’t out to picks it up and starts looking at it, but they don’t recognize what it means, so you play it cool, but your heart is beating like you just finished an iron man competition:
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Person: you should take off that jacket, it’s 80 degrees outside
Me, sweating profusely: sir, this is my emotional support jacket
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