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forusomimiya · 1 year

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"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.

"W-what are you doing?!"

“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.

SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa

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merlucide · 1 month

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Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

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txbix-chxn · 5 months

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Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*

Suga: *reaches out to help*

Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*

Suga: That’s not what I——

Suga:

Suga: Okay.

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meleth03 · 1 month

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Meian: Bokuto is late. Again. Kiyoomi: I woke him up at 8 and pretended it was 11. Hinata: I wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12. Atsumu: I set his clock to PM instead of AM. Meian: You all may have overdone it. Bokuto, bursting through the door: WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

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nykie-love-anime · 7 months

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Netflix Account

Kenma: I got Netflix you like you asked Y/N: Oh that's cool Y/N: - grinning looking at her boyfriend - Y/N: I have been mooching of Kuroo's account for so long Kenma: Wait, what do you mean account? Y/N: Yeah his Netflix account Kenma: - staying quiet not knowing what to say - Y/N: You know like his profile. I wanted one of my own because they are like $10 a month Kenma: - again staying quiet - Kenma: Oh... you wanted an account Y/N: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Kenma: Wellll Y/N: Wait what did you buy then? Kenma: Netflix

Masterlist

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illustrationsbygre · 8 months

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Haikyuu incorrect quotes are the best, I had a lot of fun making this.

Also, a little addition by me, cause I wanted to see what Suna would do (blackmailing the twins, that’s what he would do.)

Credit to @incorrect-highkyuu

#haikyuu #fanart #hq!!#haikyuu!!#hq!! fanart #digital art #haikyuu fanart #hq #haikyuu incorrect quotes #kita shinsuke #suna rintarō #miya atsumu #miya osamu #miya twins #aran ojiro

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depressed-avocado · 2 years

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Has this been done before or what?

#haikyuu!!#oikawa tooru #oikawa #iwaoi #miya atsumu #atsumu #sakuatsu #haikyuu memes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq imagines #hq memes

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atsumwah · 2 months

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y/n : atsumu, you idiot!

atsumu : i'm sure you're right but why?

#haikyuu fluff #atsumu fluff #atsumu incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #—idiots in luv<3 #haikyuu x reader #loml<3 #hq atsumu #hq incorrect quotes #hq scenarios

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hotvinimon · 3 months

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Miya Osamu <3

“Samu…Samu…Don’t look directly, but I can see your doppelganger… just behind you.”

You and your sweet, loving, handsome, onigiri man of a boyfriend were on a night date in the street of Shibuya. Osamu was busy in choosing what to eat first, while you took pictures. Suddenly you saw Osamu’s clown toghether with a curly haired, bitch-faced man, an orange head and an owl faced beefy boy.

To say that you were shocked would be an understatement. A guy… or I should say Samu’s clown was chatting with his friends just few meters behind your boyfriend, only his hair's more blonde, and his vibe's more... clownish.

“Doppelganger ??? what do you even me-” “CAN’T YOU FUCKING WHISPER ?? AND DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT. BE MORE SUBTLE.” you whisper yelled.

Suddenly the doppelganger looked in your direction and frowned comically and advanced towards you.

“OH MY GOSH, SAMUUUU, HE'S COMING... HE'S COMING THIS WAY!”

Samu quickly looked into the direction, and unlike you he was frowning ??? similarly like his doppelganger ??? what the heck was going on. Was there some kind of invisible mirror thing that you couldn’t see.

Even the doppelganger's buddies seem cool, like they're in on the joke.

The doppelganger was now, standing in front of you and looking at your boyfriend, like he was communicating with his eyes. Before anyone could say anything…

“OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD… CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU SIR ????”

All eyes are on you, but who cares? It's not every day you meet your boyfriend's mirror image.

“Oh.. of course cutie, are you a fan ??”

“Well, I’m a human but I’ve never seen my boyfriend’s clown my entire life.” you giggled like a kid.

“DON’T DO THAT”. That ‘DOPPELGANGER’ yelled at your boyfriend.

“I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING.”

“YOU ARE MAKING GOO-GOO EYES AT HER. LIKE YOU MAKE AT FOOD.”

“I AM NOT.”

“YES YOU ARE”

All you could hear for next fifteen minutes was funny curse words and skin slapping sounds. Meanwhile, the curly-haired dude shoots you a concerned look.

“Ohhhh… so you are his big brother. Nice to meet you Tsum, I’m y/n, Samu’s s/o.”

Unlike your fictional brain, the ‘DOPPELGANGER’ turned out to be your boyfriend’s twin brother.

“Nice to meet you too y/n/n” Atsumu showed his signature smirk.

“IT’S MIYA TO YOU AND IT’S Y/L/N TO YOU.”

"WHAT THE HECK, BASTARD? AM I SOME GIRLFRIEND STEALER?"

"MORE LIKE AN UNINVITED DATE CRASHER."

"AT LEAST I'M EYE CANDY."

"YEAH, WELL, MOM LIKES ME MORE."

More insults fly, more slaps echo, and the furniture starts to question its life choices. Meeting your boyfriend's twin? Not too shabby after all.

Keys -

y/n - your name

s/o - sgnificant other

y/n/n - your nick name

y/l/n - your last name

Requests are open

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forusomimiya · 1 year

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Virgin!Sakusa didn't need to watch porn to masturbate, in fact, he hated it. He just needed to get his head in gear to imagine you in his and get a cumshot in less than a minute.

Virgin!Sakusa swore and swore he wouldn't fuck you until you, the non-virgin, were ready. Until then he used a pillow to jerk off while imagining you on his bed, with an incredible view of your ass and of you begging for more.

Virgin!Sakusa's first time was so unimaginable that he got hard every time he thought about the white liquid forming at the base of his cock every time you bounced on it.

"Look at you, you're making a fucking mess on my cock. Don't stop please, don't do it."

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merlucide · 27 days

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I don’t care if your contagious - Pierce The Veil

“And I don't care if you're sick

I don't care if you're contagious

I would kiss you even if you were dead

Would somebody make me go blind for the rest of my life?

'Cause I'd do anything to hold your hand”

GOJO, GETOU, NANAMI, ITADORI, MEGUMI, INUMAKI, CHOSO

MIDORIYA, TODOROKI, BAKUGO, KIRISHIMA, HAWKS, DABI, TOGA

HINATA, KAGEYAMA, NISHINOYA, TANAKA, TSUKISHIMA, YAMAGUCHI, MIYA TWINS, SUNA, KITA, HOSHIUMI, BOKUTO, AKAASHI, KUROO, KENMA, LEV, IWAIZUMI, OIKAWA

BACHIRA, CHIGIRI, REO, BAROU, NIKO, SHIDOU, YUKIMIYA, RIN, SENDOU, OILVER, NESS

ik I didn’t add him but I think this would apply to SAKUSA eventually <3

made March 30th 2024

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iwaoiness · 3 months

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Oikawa: if i dont survive tomorrow's operation i want u to know that ill never forgive u if u fall in love again

Oikawa: in fact u should mourn for a minimum of 13 years iwachan

Oikawa: but i want u to be so happy okay

Oikawa: not in love yet but happy

Iwaizumi: they're just going to remove your wisdom teeth tooru tf are u saying now

#iwaoi #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #oikawa x iwaizumi #haikyuu!!#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #iwaoi incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes

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reineydraws · 2 years

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akaashi is the bokuto whisperer, but at what cost

#(the cost is his heart jsyk)#(bc keiji's heart is always like a second away from exploding every time bo says stuff like this 😔)#(give keiji's poor gay heart a rest 2k22)#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanart #hq fanart #bokuaka #bokuaka fanart #bokuto #bokuto koutaro #akaashi #akaashi keiji #hq akaashi #hq bokuto #incorrect haikyuu quotes #comic #hq comic #all i have left to give yall are bad comics soz

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meleth03 · 1 month

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Atsumu: I will not stand here and be insulted! Osamu: Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult ya there, I don't care.

#incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu!!#hq incorrect quotes #hq #miya osamu #miya atsumu #atsumu miya #atsumu #msby atsumu #haikyuu osamu #osamu #miya twins #osamu miya

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nykie-love-anime · 7 months

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Marriage Proposal

Atsumu: - takes your left hand into his and gets down on one knee - Y/N: Atsumu, what the fu... Atsumu: Y/N, would you do me the honour of becoming my sister-in-law? Y/N: (⊙_⊙)？ Osamu: (o_o) Osamu: - covers his face with both his hands at his brothers idiocy - Osamu: Did you really just propose to Y/N for me? Atsumu: Well heaven knows you were taking your sweet time to do it

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slaytism · 22 days

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Hinata: my boyfriend is too tall to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?

Tsukishima: kick him the nuts, and when he's doubled over in pain, kick him again.

Nishinoya: dump him

Tanaka: wait like a lion, and then when he's not expecting it, attack him with kisses!

Yachi: tickle him and when he's down give him kisses.

Kageyama: NO! TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to bend down- ok?

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