I'm Going to Be a What?! Part 2
Do you know what it means…
Part 1
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Jaune is sunbathing while having an iced tea.
Jaune: This is life~
*Ting*
Neon (Text): Come to my room.
Jaune: Right now?
*Ting*
Neon (Text): YES, RIGHT NOW
Jaune: *Looks around* How de fuck?... Well, let's see what she wants.
After a while, Jaune arrives at Neon's room.
Jaune: Neon, I'm here. What up?
Neon: *Smiles* Do you know if your sister could lend you Adrian's newborn clothes?
She says with her hands behind her back.
Jaune: Is that why you called me?
Neon: Just answer the question.
Jaune: Well... I think so. Why do you ask?
Neon: Cause you're going to be a daddy~
Hearing that, Jaune explodes with laughter.
Jaune: Ahahaha! Yeah right. No seriously, why am I here?
Neon: I'm not joking.
Jaune: *Smiling* Stop playing, just tell me the truth.
Neon: *Serious* I am
Jaune: But we never had....
*Bam!*
Just then Harriet comes into the room, kicking the door open.
Harriet: *Angry* Jaune!
Neon: Oh, she looks mad.
Jaune: *Scared* Y-Yes?!
Harriet: I'm going to kick your ass!
Jaune: Why?! What did I do?!
Harriet: What did you do? This was what you did!
Harriet: You got me pregnant, asshole!
Jaune: WHAT?! HOW?!
Harriet: You know damn well how, you jerk!
Elm: *Comes in* What's going on here?
Jaune: *Hides behind her* Elm help me! Harriet wants to kick my ass!
Harriet: Stay out Elm. He deserves this for knocking me up.
Elm: Wait, you too?
Jaune: *Moves away* "You too?" Are you saying that you are...
Elm: Yes, I'm pregnant. All thanks to you, honey~
Neon: *Excited* Oh my god! Congratulations!
Elm: *Smiles* Thank you.
Jaune: *Worry* Three pregnant women? How did this happen?
Elm: Well, it was to be expected after several… "sessions"
Jaune: But I have never-!
Robyn: *Interrupts him* Jaune, we need to talk. *Says in a serious tone*
They all turn to see her, they realized that she and her friend Fiona entered the room without them noticing.
Harriet: *Ready to fight* What do you two want?!
Jaune: Relax, I just came to talk to Jaune about something important.
Elm: And that is?…
Robyn: Jaune...
Jaune: Y-Yes?
Robyn: I hope you are ready to take responsibility. These two babies will need their father.
Jaune: But I haven't- Wait, how do you know you're having twins?
Robyn: I never said I'd have twins. *Looks at Fiona*
Jaune: *He follows her gaze*
Fiona: *Shy* Surprise.
Jaune: *About to faint* Oh God.
Neon: *Supports him* Wow, easy there.
Jaune: I don't understand, how can this happen?
Robyn: Well, to be honest, it was hard not to resist you after you…
She stops talking, blushing at the memory of what happened that night.
Fiona: *Touching her cheeks while she is blushing* You were such an animal~ *giggles*
Jaune: Hold on, what happen?
Sienna: You know very well what happened.
The White Fang leader interrupts as she enters the room through the window.
Neon: Sienna Khan?! What are you doing here?!
Sienna: Nothing important, I just came to pick up...
Sienna: ...my child's father.
Jaune: Wait a minute, this is the first time I've seen you!
Sienna: *Gasp* How can you say that? After having that magical night together.
Jaune: What a magical night?! I do not remember anything about that!
Sienna: I see I'll have to refresh my memory. *She begins to unbutton her pants*
Jaune: What are you doing?! Stop!
*BOMB!*
An explosion appears on the ceiling, blowing a hole in it. From there appears Raven, the leader of the Branwen tribe. She looks angry, you can see how her maiden powers show in her eyes.
Raven: Arc!
Jaune: Oh fuck!
Jaune was about to escape but was stopped by the second in command, Vernal.
Vernal: Where do you think you're going handsome?
Jaune: Please let me go, I don't want to die!
Vernal: Die? Ahahaha! You're wrong, we come to take you to our tribe.
Jaune: Why?!
Raven: Because of this!
Raven: I told you not to come inside.
Jaune: I got my friend's mother pregnant?!
Raven: And Vernal too!
Vernal: Being honest, it was a little my fault. I shouldn't have trapped you with my legs. I don't mind doing it again if you want~
Jaune: Eh?!
*Knock Knock*
Willow: Sorry to bother you. But this is important, Jaune...
Jaune: *Quietly* Please don't say it. Please don't say it. Please don't say it.
Willow: Um... I left my husband like you told me.
Jaune: Oh... *Happy* Good for you.
Willow: Thank you. Now we can live together with our baby.
At that moment Jaune stands up as quickly as possible and runs towards the window, ready to jump to his freedom. He could already feel it, the pure air of freedom. The sweet aroma of irresponsibility. Oh what a good life. Unfortunately he was stop by the telekinetic power of a beloved professor.
Glynda: And where do you think you're going?
Jaune: *Surprise* Professor Goodwitch! What are you doing here?!
Glynda: I came to talk to you in private, but I see that this is no longer necessary. Jaune...
Glynda: I am also pregnant.
Jaune: No!
Glynda: And I already told your mom.
Jaune; NO!!! This is impossible! I have never had sex with any of you! And I can prove it!
Harriet: *upset* And how do you plan to prove your innocence?
Jaune: With this!
At that moment he takes out the relic of knowledge.
Jaune: With a simple question, I could prove my innocence. Jinn!
Jaune mentions the special name, and a beautiful, big, blue woman emerges from the relic.
Jinn: What is your question?
Jaune: Jinn, have I got a woman pregnant? (Hehehe, I will finally prove my innocence)
Jinn: Yes you have impregnated a woman.
Jaune: What?
Harriet: Ha! *She yells, happy that he was wrong*
Jinn: Eleven women in total to be exact.
Jaune: Eleven?! But there are only ten of them.
Jinn: Yes, but with me...
Jinn: ...we are eleven
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Jaune: *Wakes up* AAAAAH!
He looks around and realizes that he is in his room, all alone.
Jaune: Thank god it was just a dream. *Goes back to sleep*
Meanwhile in another room.
Ruby: So he fainted with you girls after getting the news?
Neon: Yeah, we left him in his room to rest a bit. Maybe by the time his mom arrives he won't faint anymore.
Yang: What time is she going to arrive?
Glynda: She will arrive in three hours.
Weiss: We have time to prepare a welcome party. Who wants to help me?
Several girls raising their hands.
Weiss: Let's go then.
Weiss with her group leaves the room.
Cinder: I still don't understand how he doesn't remember what happened.
Salem: I already told you, using your semblance during the "Act" can cause a side effect. In Jaune's case, memory loss.
Elm: Maybe we should film it next time?
Neo: "I love that idea😍. Let's do it!😈"
Blake: *Excited* I'll bring my camera!
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Four plus the Wild... is game OVER
/== Master Post List ==/
Glynda was sobbing hysterically as Pyrrha neared JNPR's dorm room. Arslan and May were rather... shocked into inaction as Pyrrha proceeded to basically talk their ears off as she hauled them towards their soon to be final destination. Reaching the door to her dorm, she gently kicked it twice.
THUNK THUNK
Weiss: Sister Pyrrha you have returned.
Pyrrha: I have new initiates for our cause.
Weiss: (claps her hands twice) Sister Ruby. Sister Penny.
Ruby / Penny : Sister Weiss. Sister Pyrrha.
Glynda: (sobbing and curling into the fetal position) Please... please... please...
Pyrrha: We have new... (sets both May and Arlasn down on their feet)... volunteers.
Weiss: We will welcome them with open arms.
Pyrrha stepped back and out of the way as Weiss, and Ruby escorted Arslan and May into the room. Penny moved to Professor Goodwitch and gently helped her up and into the room. The door closed a second later and Pyrrha proceeded to turn about, only to stop when she felt someone poke her in the side.
Pyrrha: May I help you?
Neo as Mint: (Nods and pulls out her scroll)... I want in...
Pyrrha: In? (Emerald eyes narrow) In where?
Neo as Mint: ... in that room. I want to be part of whatever you're doing...
Pyrrha: We're not doing anything.
Neo as Mint: ... Bullshit. You've been grabbing blonds and red-heads and talking about babies. I know you're up to something...
Pyrrha: I am following the word of the King Mother. Gathering unto her son a bevy of blonds and red-heads...
Neo as Mint: ... So you're a cult?...
Pyrrha: NO... er... maybe? Anyway you are neither blond nor a red-head, so I am sorry... (gets poked in the stomach) Hey!
Neo as Mint: ... Hold this and watch...
Pyrrha eyeing the young woman, did as she was asked, as it was the polite thing to do. She watched with a raised eyebrow the young woman tapped a play icon...
Pyrrha's mouth fell open as the petite figure before started to change, as she moved her body to the beat. Her hair going from black to blond to red to bond and red. In fact everything about her, aside from her height changed and altered. It continued until the song ended.
Pyrrha: So you wish to join us?
Neo nodded, and smiled.
Pyrrha: Then welcome...
Pyrrha opened the door and stepped to the side, allowing Neo to skip into the room. Neo stopped as soon as she crossed the threshold, her sense of self-preservation kicking into high gear. She glanced around her, and instantly knew... she had made a mistake... this wasn't some fetish cult... this was real...
Pyrrha: Welcome dear sister... may you gift the King's Mother with many grand-babies to spoil and cherish.
The closing door would have cut of Neo's scream... if she could have screamed.
/== To Be Continued? ==/
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