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ao3statistics · 1 month

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This is self-made. Date of creation: 19.03.2024

I assume no guarantee or liability for the completeness, correctness and accuracy of this chart despite my best efforts.

Includes fanfictions in all languages available on Ao3, NOT English only.

Includes all popular Ao3 tags directly connected to the tag "Selina Kyle". Shiptags were NOT included.

More charts will follow. :)

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ew-selfish-art · 9 months

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Dpxdc (sounds like a bad joke) AU: A Cat, an Amazon and an underage Dead kid walk into a bar...

Selina Kyle was on official Catwoman business on the Coast of Greece, though of course she told her currently on (off again on again) boyfriend Bruce that it was just a girls weekend away. A particular jewel came to mind and it needed to be hers, ancient Obsidian carved with symbols of power (and yes, one of the symbols happened to be a cat.)

Selina knew she was getting close to the artifact when Diana Prince showed up. The no-good goody-two-shoes museum curator seemed to have a will of iron, and each time they crossed paths, the tall beauty had some passing remark about Bruce (which was really starting to get under Selina's skin) and the fact that they were just friends. Who does this chick even think she is? Just because she can speak fluent Greek, knows Selina's boyfriend's favorite bedtime story to read his kids, and has an ass that just won't quit doesn't mean she's better than her!

Selina is going to (remind herself frequently that women in competition is just a factor of the misogynistic capitalistic society they live in) do her best to keep under the radar, steal the artifact fast, and then make Bruce propose to her.

But then this weird scrawny kid shows up and asks if she's seen something of his. Selina is on the street, sitting at a table outside the local cafe conveniently located across the street from the auction house holding the artifact, when he approaches. He looks like he could be one of Bruce's kids, made distinct by his very nervous demeanor and shrunken shoulder's attempting to make him look smaller. Briefly, he tells her about a piece of black glass that has a few drawings of his on it, about the size of his palm, and may or may not have some lingering ability to... he doesn't finish his sentence.

Diana was walking across the street to go into the auction house... but to Selina's chagrin, the tall could-be-a-model crosses and approaches them instead. Her eyes are settled on the young man, and he's nervously asking her something in Greek. (How did a kid with a midwestern accent speak fluent greek?) Diana explains that he must have gotten a replica of the item showing in the Auction house somehow, and the kid looks like he's eaten a sour lemon all of a sudden.

A projectile comes hurdling at them a mere moment after the kid's cold breath becomes visible in the hot greek sun- Diana braces the impact for them both, her golden bracers revealed from under her sensible work blouse sleeves.

"Oh! You're Wonder Woman!" The kid gleefully exclaims, which makes Diana and Selina both die a little inside, before adding: "Hey, no worries about this guy, I got 'em. But could you grab that chunk of obsidian for me? It's mine and I'm seriously in hot water for having broken my cro- er- for losing it in the first place. Thanks!"

He suddenly bloomed into white hair and green eyes, a dark suit appearing from nowhere, and flew towards the threat. Wonder Woman didn't spare a single word on Selina and chased after him into combat.

Selina sipped on her coffee and, upon finishing it- casually got up, went to the auction house, and stole the Obsidian. Finders Keepers.

It was the late afternoon when Diana walked into the Bar right behind Selina with the teen at her side. He looked nervous but was eye-ing the bottles on the wall as much as he was trying to look intimidating to her. Diana looked annoyed at best, and not just with Selina.

"I think we should have a little chat, sound good to you Kitten? Princess, did you want to stay to talk too?" Selina's famous cat like grin on full display.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #dc crossover #dp crossover #catwoman #wonderwoman #selina kyle #danny phantom #diana prince #my only goal is for one person tag 'foaming at the mouth 4 this' cause thats how i feel and i want to be seen #please someone continue this with the batkids + young justice getting involved #looking at you cassie and tim drake

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incorrectbatfam · 7 months

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Who would be the batfam's platonic soulmates? Wrong answers

Dick: Jason

Jason: Dick

Tim: Konbartcassie

Damian: his pets

Duke: his ultra-rare Beyblade

Cullen: his student discounts

Stephanie: the waitress that calls her "sugar"

Cassandra: herself

Barbara: NordVPN

Harper: the drumstick she caught at a concert

Carrie: Build-A-Bear

Kate: flannel

Alfred: his own cookies

Selina: the access codes to the British Museum

Bruce: his orphan menagerie

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donnatroyyyy · 3 months

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A (very long) list of my (semi) unpopular DC opinions

The Batfam shouldn’t work together as a whole big group as vigilantes. Whenever that does happen it ends up being character suicide for AT LEAST two of them and also usually ends up minimizing all of them to one of the skills/traits they’re good at (or the archetypes the writer wants them to be). The only exception to this is if it’s a long arc covering an actual catastrophe where each issue covers a duo or trio within the big group. Otherwise they should stick to no more than 4 ppl at a time in a team up. Also, this obviously doesn’t apply to them as civilians, they’re literally family obviously they’re gonna hang out as a group.

The Teen Titans (2003) is the best writing but (one of the) worst teams. On the other hand the original Teen Titans run and NTT run are the best teams (imo) but have either really bad or really mediocre writing. We as a society need an OG TT or NTT run written well.

Roy struggling with a heroin addiction has so many more layers and nuances to it than struggling with alcohol because as a non-meta hero most of his fights were against something drug-related. As opposed to alcohol which is now seen as a normal thing for soldiers/heroes/warriors to fall on as a crutch, this medium uses alcohol addiction with every other character. Roy’s addiction to heroin would literally be an opposition to all that he’s ever stood and fought for, all that his family and friends ever fought and stood for, and way more interesting because of that.

Garth (like Donna) is one of the most powerful and interesting characters but is never given enough panel time. However, unlike Donna, writers would rather write him out of the teen titans before they actually write a good interpretation of him. And I don’t know why but his role in the Aquafam too has been dwindling with time.

Garth’s openness about his inferiority complex and his inferiority complex in general need more panel time, it’s one of the most interesting thing to come out of the OG TT run

This is a complicated take because it’s literally two opposites in one take, but the main difference in characters as seen in old comics vs. now is two things. One, the writing of characters was much better, much more realistic, and much more nuanced in old comics. Two, when there is a well-written character in modern comics its usually a more show not tell character so everything is shown to us through actions and stuff rather than straight up words or them psychoanalyzing themselves in their speech bubbles and that just doesn’t work with modern audiences because media literacy is a dying art. Also, there’s the variable of the influence of fanon over how characters are written in comics but that’s a whole other post.

Roy and Donna are literally THE OTP like I don’t even want to hear it, they’re literally DC’s percabeth.

Every single Teen Titan had an inferiority complex, some were just easier to see.

Selina and Bruce and Talia and Bruce are two very different relationships that can’t be compared. Also they will always live side by side till the end of comics, this love triangle was one meant to last, and it will.

Jason Todd as we know him right now should get the YJ Roy Harper treatment, we need to find out that he’s a clone and the real JT is somewhere in Africa working for UNICEF or something, that’s the only way to fix his character.

Also, ignoring the top one, if DC doesn’t want to commit to that because they’re cowards, they should at least not make him a part of the Batfam yet, it’s too soon for either side.

Kara Zor El is the perfect character to be a white lantern, her arc literally matches up perfectly with each of the rings, and she’d wield it incredibly

Kyle Rayner is top 3 GLs

In my opinion, Diana is best written when the most important thing to her in the world is the world itself. Like, usually I hate the whole “hero would sacrifice u, villain would sacrifice the world” thing cuz it mostly doesn’t really apply, but to her it absolutely does. Diana would sacrifice the closest person to her for the world in an instant if it was for the sake of the world. And this isn’t like an angst thing because they all know it and are all ok with it.

Also, Diana is one of the most if not the most powerful characters in all of DC, if DC did a Deadpool kills the marvel universe kind of thing they should totally use her because she is sooo powerful. (Afterthought: that’s why I hate most of her appearances in anything JL because they underpower her soooo bad)

I say this as a batfamily Stan, the batfamily is the worst family in all of DC and sadly the one that gets the most attention.

The OG TT are the epitome of superheroes in the sense that each and every one of them defines every part of a superhero spectacularly and always has.

Kory needs an arc where she leaves everyone and everything for a while because as of right now, not only do the writers only ever see her in relation to others, but she sees herself that way. She needs an arc where she finds herself in relation to herself, who SHE is. Away from the love triangle, and the titans, and the Titans, etc.

Babs is a better character outside of the love triangle than she is when she’s in it. (Also a better character as Oracle but that only really unpopular amongst writers)

Every single woman character in DC is written in relation to the men in the comics, even WW. The only exception is Oracle, not Babs, but Oracle, which is actually so twisted considering that the creation of Oracle as a character came hand in hand with an event that literally inspired the cloning of the phrase “fridging”

BOP is one of the best teams

Harley Quinn shouldn’t be a hero yet, she was abused for over a decade, we need to see more of her struggle to undo all of the manipulation and heal from the abuse as well as try to undo all the damage she’s done. The Animated Series is the best version of her arc but it’s still not good either.

We as a fandom(s) need to normalize the ability to consume and enjoy things we don’t necessarily agree with. For example, as I’ve stated before multiple times, I absolutely hate any kind of abusive Bruce, however, I still read those long posts about it and I still read fics where dck punches him cuz he’s an abusive asshole, it’s okay to consume media that you don’t necessarily agree with. And same with fanon versions of characters, I HATE coffee-addict Tim, I’ve still enjoyed hundreds of fics with him in them though.

Damian Wayne is the most compassionate member of the batfam and one of the Keats likely ones to willingly kill

Blue devil and kid devil have arguably the most interesting story and tragedy in all of DC and the only reason they’re not given a lot of attention is because their tragedies have to do with something we don’t like to see: the wrongdoings and flaws of heroes, especially ones we like.

Speed Saunders should’ve continued as a character

Hal Jordan should’ve stayed evil for a while, the end of the parallax arc sucks and is a stupid cop out because they weren’t ready for a fully new GL. I don’t think he should’ve stayed the villain forever, but maybe for a few years, especially if that meant they would’ve ended the arc better.

Mera is more powerful than Arthur, always has been and always will be.

Wally West does see Barry Allen as a father figure and vice versa, it’s okay to see someone as a parental figure when you still have parents, especially when your parents are (canonically) borderline emotionally abusive and/or neglectful.

Any iteration of ANY hero being abusive is the worst writing ever because what the actual fuck, I’m sorry, but what happened to the whole they’re literally fucking heroes part??

There are so many characters that deserve solo series (or even mini series) but don’t get them because all the series are already being taken up by bigger characters (looking at you batfam)

So many characters get mischaracterized for the sake of other character’s stories (again, looking at you batfam)

Anyone who thinks Superman is boring either doesn’t understand him as a character or hasn’t read enough stuff with him in it (I recommend All-Star Superman and/or American Alien)

Anyone who relates to the Joker needs to turn themselves in at the nearest police station. (Unless it’s LEGO Joker, we like him)

The LEGO Batman movie is unironically some of the best DC media to ever exist

Atlantis and Paradise Island should be allies (especially once Diana, Arthur, and Mera come into the picture), I don’t know why they’re not

Lex Luthor is one of the most despicable villains because he’s a realistic villain, which is much scarier

Kon should be the next Superman

Connor Hawke should’ve stayed Tim’s age and Tim’s friend, it makes the most sense timeline-wise plus I think their dynamic was super cute.

Comic writers not making Roy openly refer to Ollie as his dad even though they’ve been father and son since they’ve debuted basically is actually so crazy to me

These next few are about Talia Al-Ghul because I love that woman:

Talia Al-Ghul Pre-Morrison was one of the best and most interesting characters in all of DC and that isn’t just my opinion, she was really popular amongst fans and writers for that exact reason

However, Morrison’s damage to her is near irreparable

BUT, if DC did want to repair it, I genuinely believe she’d be the best character they’d have character-wise and it would probably pull in a bunch of new fans

But even if they don’t, Talia Al-Ghul is one of the most important characters in all of DC and comics in general because she’s literally the documented history of WOC in media (especially Arab and Asian women) as well as their relation to white men in media. Her character and how it changes is directly tied to mainstream views on WOC at the time.

Talia Al-Ghul is literally of “I Bet On Losing Dogs” by Mitski, personified

Dinah Lance is the perfect example of a complex character done right and interpreted wrong/not interpreted enough.

If anyone should be the therapist within the hero community it should be J’onn or Red tornado, those are the two that make the most sense.

Helena Bertinelli is more important to the batfam than Jason Todd is.

Cassandra Cain shouldn’t be portrayed as mute anymore, it doesn’t make sense for her character or her arc.

The worst thing to happen to Poison Ivy’s character is Harley Quinn.

Mera is made to be a mother, whether to her own kids (Garth included) or as a mother figure to other kids.

On the other hand, Stephanie Brown wasn’t ready and doesn’t/didn’t want to be a mother, she gave up her baby willingly and will almost 100% not go out to look for her.

Lady Shiva’s appearances 99% of the time are out of character for her, the whole “training with Shiva” thing is also OOC for her, and Cass even existing is OOC for her. The reason that this continues though is because she’s been transformed from an actual character into a character tool.

Stephanie Brown and Cassanadra Cain are a good duo and anyone who hates on one but likes the other misunderstood both of their characters.

Dick hating Jason for what he did to Tim IS in character of him, and, in my opinion, correct of him

The rise in people who don’t like heroes’s pacifism is concerning. People calling Bruce a bad person because he doesn’t kill is concerning. People viewing Clark as boring because he’s a good person is concerning. People liking straight up villains more than they do heroes is concerning.

Anyone who recommends mister miracle should also tell them about the TW in the first few pages

Kingdom come isn’t that good, especially to non-Christians

Big Barda needs her own run. We need a Bug Barda run that covers everything from her origins to where she is now, and we need it done by a female writer who’s good at complex and heavy stories

Some of the most hated comic writers are some of the best at what they do

Chuck Dixon is just as much a blessing to any character he writes as he is a curse

Marvel’s comic writers and artists 80% of the town do a better job with their characters and their arcs than DC writers and artists.

DC should have sensitivity readers because the amount of racism in these comics is insane

It’s okay to put down a comic/run because you don’t like the art, it’s your time no one’s gonna judge you

Alex Ross’s art is actually nice, people just like hating

The Trinity should never be shipped with one another

Steve isn’t important to Diana at all, he’s barely in any of her comics actually, he’s less important to her (or at least to her character) than fucking swamp thing

Batfam is better smaller

It’s better to read the first appearances of characters, it helps you understand them better.

Lois Lane is the DC version of Susan Storm, aka the blueprint of women in that company’s comics, but also one of the most forgotten women in that company’s comics

Comics aren’t going to go anywhere arcwise for the characters long term, that’s the whole point. Batman will always have a robin. Love triangles will always be love triangles. They will all always stay young.

Old campy comics were better than modern comics.

Cheshire isn’t a redeemable character and shouldn’t be one. Women in comics should be allowed to be straight up villains and stay that way.

Cheshire having Lian is OOC. Cheshire leaving Lian is a racist trope.

Asian and Arabs are treated horribly by DC.

The New 52 is actually a good place to start for new readers, it was a good idea, but it should’ve just been an alternate universe (like mcu is to 616 kind of) or something (and it should’ve been down with the supervision of anyone who isn’t Dan didio)

DC has some of the best world building in the history of modern day media/literature especially considering how many facets of this world there were/are to build

Team rosters that are constantly changing are better than stationary ones unless they change too much/too fast

Canon is hypocritical 90% of the time, most times canon clashes and crashes and doesn’t make sense, so don’t worry about it, read a comic, count what you want to be canon as canon, throw the rest into to the “never existed” pile

I’m sorry to tell you guys this, but it isn’t an opinion, it’s an unpopular canon fact, one that even I don’t like: Dick Grayson likes pineapple one pizza

Something that I hate that been on the rise a lot lately is the fact that the fandom is so okay with character being sexualized just because they like how the characters look, I feel like we should keep our stances on this as they are with all over-sexualized characters.

Villains of the week are actually so fun, even more then the big villains sometimes.

JSA needs a comeback please and thank you (I’m begging atp)

Cassandra Cain shouldn’t be Orphan, ever, it makes no sense for her to take the name of her abused. The same way it doesn’t make sense for Jason to become red hood.

Complex characters who are dumbed down once can be dumbed down and mischaracterized every time after that, and this has been done A LOT.

The YJ shows is very much overhyped

The fact that DC overpowers their characters makes them more interesting, not less

Selina was right and in character when she left Bruce at the alter. She was not right and in character when she hid Helena from him, she wouldn’t do that.

Bruce Wayne is more fun to read when he has a pipe and fun colored robes, please give him back his pipe and his fun colored robes.

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jasontoddssuper · 11 months

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Worst Batfam tropes(in no particularly order of how bad they are):

'Dick has a thing for redheads😏'

Selina bashing

Talia being potrayed as a bigot because she's a woc

Pervert Jason

Tim being nice all the time

Soft uwu girl Cass

Token normal Duke

Damian knowing a single damn thing on what romance is without extensive help from his friends and family

Stephanie getting reduced down to just being quirky and erasing her intense depth

Helena's canon traits being given to Jason instead

Batboys harems for both canon characters and self-inserts

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sonialiao · 6 months

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Hope everyone's been having a happy halloween! After several years (?!) I've returned with a brand new Kickstarter campaign modeled after the original Robins After Dark-- this time focused on Gotham Femme Fatales!

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The campaign will run from 11/6 at 9pm eastern to 11/26 at 9pm eastern. The normal KS pricing for the girl pins are $15 each ($18 in-hand) while the normal KS pricing for mini pins are $10 each ($12 in-hand.) There are further discounts for people who pledge for the full set of pins! There will also be a few early bird tiers available, so if you're interested in catching those discounts at launch, mark your calendars 😊.

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Thank you everyone for reading this far. I know my activity across social media has been spotty due to how busy I've been (and that I still have a fancomic to finish ROFL) but I hope there's still interest in a project like this 🤞. I'll make another post once the project goes live! But this way you all can look at what's available ahead of time and decide if you'd like to grab those early bird spots or not 😊.

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hamartiannn · 10 months

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-Some- DC Characters Age Headcanons! -in my world at least, so they are older-

Bruce Wayne: 54

Selina Kyle: 52

Richard Grayson: 37

Barbara Gordon: 37

Jason Todd: 31

Tim Drake: 27

Cassandra Cain: 27

Stephanie Brown: 27

Damian Wayne: 19

Rachel Roth: 30

Garfield Logan: 30

Wally West and Artemis Crock: 36

Johnathan Kent: 17

Connor Kent and Megan Morzz: 35 -legally-

Roy Harper: 37

Lian Harper: 14

Mari Grayson: 3

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yui-kuromori · 2 years

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Okay, in my de-aged Bruce AU, after the shock and confusion melts away, the league immediately calls the two people who would know how to help, Alfred and Selina, and relocate Bruce to the young justice headquarters, Where Nightwing and his generation + Jason and Tim are already waiting for him.

And the Bruce they meet is nothing like they'd expect. Serious but gentle, if Wednesday Addams and Snow White had a baby. This Bruce is overwhelmingly compassionate and seems a little horrified by the way the Batman has treated the Robins.

So obviously, Dick, Jason and Tim are using every braincell available to try and figure out how this loving kid became the stone wall that their father was when Selina and Alfred walk in and it gets even more awkward because Alfred hugs young Bruce with the fierceness of someone who just got a son back from the dead and even Selina looks a little misty eyed.

Yadda yadda, shanenigans of young Bruce living with the teens, yadda yadda, he helps in missions until eventually the Joker pops up and starts causing enough mayhem that it catches the league's attention.

Now this puts everyone on edge, because according to Alfred and Selina, Bruce was to under no circunstance come in contact with the Joker, and everyone assumes that it's to protect the Batman's secret identities. But when the Joker breaks in and they do meet, everything plays out different than expected.

Because when the Joker sees young Bruce, all gentle edges, lacking the cold eyes and stiff lips, he lets out a broken little "Bruce?" And stops his attacks, and everyone is moving in to take him down, but Bruce surprises everyone even more when he carefully, very slowly makes his way up to the Joker and cups his face with a trembling hand and answers with an equally broken "Miah?"

And now everyone is very confused, the Robins are freaking out, and Alfred has been whispering "fuck" in loop under his breath.

"What happened to you?" Bruce would say, and lean close enough that their noses almost touched and Jason is foaming at the mouth because why is the creepy version of his dad cuddling up to the man who killed him. And Jeremiah answers with a " Do I look so different?" And Bruce, who has no memory of the pain and destruction of the last decades, only remembering his first love, his one true love goes "You look like something Jerome would make. But you're still Jeremiah, so it doesn’t really matter."

And the Joker lets out this sobbing laughter and the Justice League comes to the sudden realization that they may be fucked.

#gotham 2014 #this is a young justice gotham fusion #netflix gotham #gotham series #gotham #bruce x jeremiah #bruce wayne #jeremiah valeska #alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #young justice #justice league #wayleska #batjokes

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oceanview15 · 1 year

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Batman and Catwoman backed into a corner by some villains

Selina: Hey Bats, how about we try that move I showed you last week?

Bruce: I admire your boldness, but right here with the everyone around us?

Selina: Not the moves I meant!

#the batman (2022)#dc #batcat #bruce wayne x selina kyle #batman x catwoman #incorrect quotes #battinson #zoelina #battison #source: young justice

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vinylfinn · 2 years

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I just know that Gotham City during Pride Month is phenomenal.

The Rogues Gallery there are all either super supportive or super gay so during pride month they’re not planning their little schemes, they’re all planning a huge pride parade.

You probably got people breaking out of Arkham so they can join the parade/the preparations.

Pride Parades in Gotham are probably so nice and huge that you got people from Metropolis and Central and Keystone City showing up, not just heroes.

You got Bruce Wayne waving a rainbow flag beside Selina Kyle wearing the bi flag as a cape off her back, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn walking together with couple shirts beside Tim Drake and Bernard Dowd wearing their flags and shirts that say it’s a-okay to be gay.

You got Jon Kent next to Kon who is with the old Young Justice team as they stand beside Nygma, who is telling people little facts about pride month and giving out stickers to those who want them. (“Do you have this flag?” “I sure do! Did you know that this color for this flag means..”)

It’s just so many civilians, heroes, and villains standing alongside each other and screaming that they’re ally’s or they’re gay as hell.

And the best part is that it takes place in Gotham and if you’re being homophobic you best know that someone in the rogues gallery is gonna find and take care of you permanently if you don’t celebrate with them. Plus it’s a break from constantly being attacked who wouldn’t want that in GOTHAM!?

Side note the joker would 100% try to pull some cruel joke during pride but literally everyone is keeping an eye on him throughout the entire month so he can’t do shit.

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incorrectbatfam · 11 months

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Batfam's summer plans

Dick: team up with Wally and Garth in a triathlon

Jason: re-enact a famous pirate battle with Roy, Biz, and Artemis

Tim: try to sunbathe, forgetting he burns easier than garlic and his friends won't give him peace

Damian: r e l e a s e t h e b e e s

Duke: take the family stargazing and convince them the moon changed its orbit

Cullen: drive-in movie marathon but they're the worst movies he's ever seen

Stephanie: see how long she can run an illegal ice cream truck before she gets shut down

Cassandra: scuba dive for the earring she lost in an undersea cave last summer

Barbara: add a grill modification for her wheelchair and make Barbaraque

Harper: connect all the pools in Gotham with a single lazy river

Carrie: hike to the top of a mountain and shout the fuck-word

Kate and Selina: get to know each other on a ladies-only rock climbing trip

Alfred: help the Kents make 200 jars of jam to sell at the farmer's market

Bruce: yacht race against Ollie

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caesula10 · 2 years

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Batfam Circus Au

Bruce would be ringleader and Tim would be his trainee. Dick is an acrobat. Jason is a dare devil. He does all sorts of death defying tricks. Duke is an illusionist, his speciality is lights. Damian and Cass are knife throwers. Selina and Stephanie are escape artists. Barbara and Alfred work on scenery and make sure every show is perfection.

It doesn’t stop there of course. Bruce hires temporary acts: The arrows: a group of four talented archers: Oliver, Roy, Artemis, and Kissie. The canary, Dinah who has the strongest voice imaginable. She travels with the Arrows. The Amazons: a group of strong women: the most notable being Diana, Donna, Artemis, and Cassie.

Then the more permanent acts: The Kents: a family of strong people: Clark, Kara, Kon, and Jon. The family Magician act: John Constantine, Zatanna, and their adopted daughter Raven. The fastest men alive: Barry, Wally, and Bart. Jay has since retired.

As time goes on his boys grow. Dick acquires his own talented group of Acrobats called the titans: Donna chose to stay in order to join Dick's acrobatic group, an orphaned boy named Garfield, a man named Garth, occasionally Wally on special nights and of course Dick's star and fiance Kori.

Jason expands his act. He also has his own group called the outlaws. He has two groups: Artemis and a man who called himself Bizarro for some of the state shows. His primary group is Kori and Roy who work on International shows.

Tim even plans some smaller acts with Kon, Cassie, and Bart. These are rare, but the shows they participate in are the ones that are often most sold out.

Cass and Stephanie have their own daring acts. Cass locks Stephanie in some large contraption which she throws knives at her dear friend as the blonde fights to escape. It works mostly.

The youngest three in the circus aren't allowed to have their own acts without an adult, but it doesn't stop Raven, Jon, and Damian from getting into mischief.

It isn't uncommon to find the ring master tangled up with his escape artist. Nor to find his apprentice wrapped up with the second youngest strong man. Nor is it strange to find Stephanie and Jason near each other at all times.

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