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raiisakitsune · 2 years
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Fury: what did you all do?
The avengers: .. ..
Fury: I’m not mad i just need to know if I have to lie to the council again or not
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jackfrombaskinrobbins · 10 months
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baking contest w/ the avengers!!
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type of writing: headcanons / scenario
word count: 1k
request: yes / no
original request: OMG CAN U PLS DO THE AVENGERS IF THEY HAD LIKE A COOKING OR BAKING CONTEST?
dynamic: avengers x teen!reader (teenage avenger series)
characters: reader, scott lang, nick fury, clint barton, harley keener, peter parker, miles morales, tony stark, pietro maximoff etc
a/n: HECK YEAH I CAN!!!! i loved this idea sm i was so excited to get this request :D i'm getting back into writing so sorry if it's a lil bad lol. also guys i'm gonna open requests again so feel free to submit!! i have a lot of muse for spiderverse stuff atm hehe so i may post again today!! tysm, hope u enjoy!!!
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so there’s this thing that the avengers do
in order to do team bonding
they’ll assign partners in the beginning of the year
& each month, a new set of partners will choose something to do
and it’s always super fun
like that’s how u ended up at the trampoline park last month
& how scott ended up with a broken arm rip king
so this month had to be something a little less dangerous
kinda funny when u think about it like it’s literally the avengers they’re in dangerous situations all the time
and while you wanted to do something different, certain ~forces~ kept preventing that
like y’all were watching a movie a couple weeks ago
and fury came on the screen 
how he could hack into it idk hes nick fury dude he can do anything
but he just looked at the camera and said “no more dumbass trampoline parks”
HAH
so yeah it had to be something tame 
anyway so this month was you and scott!!!!
best duo ever!!!!!!
so you had to plan what to do
& scott refused to go skydiving bc that was your first choice
smh scott it would be so fun!!!!
his arm was still broken & he said that was why he wouldn’t go but like…. scott we know ur a scaredy-cat
anyway you were trying to decide when suddenly he was like
“y/n!!!! i totally forgot! the great british baking show just premiered and i promised clint we could watch it together!”
and that gave you an idea
scott LOVED it
but y’all needed a couple things before 
first of all, u needed baking supplies
when i say baking supplies i mean BAKING SUPPLIES
there’s like a thousand avengers at this point bruh :’)
scott almost got one of those instacart orders for it but u hated the thought of an instacart person getting ur crazy order
so it was store time :D 
let’s just say tony’s credit card was used very well that day 😛
then it was time to pick teams
not everyone had to participate
wanda said she wanted in
so pietro joined too which was slightly concerning
the man literally burnt a bowl of cereal once
and ur probably thinking “how—”
EXACTLY
only you and harley saw it and honestly it rendered u both speechless
tony joined too
but you and scott made sure he knew that there could be NO robots 
vision asked to be a judge
scott said “vis, we really appreciate that but… uh… don’t you like not eat?”
“ah! you are correct, scott. i do not consume food in the traditional way. however, given my vast knowledge & global database, i do believe that i would be a very good judge of presentation and overall ingredient chemistry.”
“alright, you do that buddy!”
also off topic but why do i just know that tony would give vision the nickname “chat gpt”
 sorry i had to get that out ANYWAYY
you got a few more people to participate 
sam and bucky wanted to be a team, and harley peter & miles wanted to be a team too
yknow what that was fine by you
so the day came.
you had turned one of the empty conference rooms into a crazy kitchen setup
thx party city for the confetti & balloons!!! ;)
in came your loyal hosts, scott & clint
(clint begged you and scott to let him host, he kept using a british accent until you said yes & just trust me it was good that he finally stopped)
you, natasha, and vision were the taste & presentation judges
you surveyed scott’s & your work, pretty proud of how it turned out
“ALRIGHTY THEN, READY, SET, OFF THE BLIMEY!!”
vision shot you a quizzical look, but you just shook your head.
scott & clint rly were a…. hosting duo
yep, the most… hosting duo of all time
the hostiest hosters to ever host
omg the funniest thing was that they kept eating the cookie dough from harley peter & miles’ station
they literally had to push them away
peter & miles webbed their hands shut HAHA
everyone else seemed to be doing pretty well though
aside from their usual arguing, bucky & sam seemed to actually be making something good
wanda was perfect as per usual
and pietro was zipping around the kitchen, causing tony’s flour to rise up in his face
steve came over, blowing a whistle and pointed at pietro
you and scott had enlisted him to be the referee
yes, cooking shows don’t normally have referees, but think abt the ppl we’re dealing with here 😀
anyways finally time was up!!!
but you and scott still had a trick up your sleeves.
“and now presenting our special guest judge… GIVE IT UP FOR NICK FURY!!”
yes that’s right, he had said yes to this
after you promised to finish a mission report for him
and bought him some new eyepatches
which was why he was wearing a navy blue one complete with rhinestones
pietro was up first, and he placed four slices of chocolate cake in front of all the judges.
“i gotta say p, this actually looks really good!” you spoke, and he beamed.
natasha didn’t look so sure
“as y/n says, it does look alright on the outside. however, it does seem like there’s some sort of… strange ingredient in the chemical makeup… i am going to analyze for a moment.” said vision
“aw, let’s just eat the damn thing already!” fury spoke, and so you all did.
“mm, it’s good!!” you said, and natasha nodded in agreement.
but did not have the same reaction. 
he had stopped chewing, and his eye had narrowed. he was giving pietro a death stare.
“uhm… fury? what is … jolly wrong with you?” scott asked, his british accent wavering.
“yeah… guv’nr?” said clint.
“who the hell puts hot sauce in a damn chocolate cake. you better start runnin’ maximoff, because i’m comin’ for you!!” fury spoke, getting progressively louder.
“that one was supposed to be for y/n- i mean vision! yeah! oops. um…” pietro spoke, before disappearing from the room in a quick streak.
after that, fury left. 
and that's why now cooking/baking competitions are banned on the premises of SHIELD!!
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hainethehero · 3 months
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Stucky headcanon of Steve and Bucky meeting in the 21st century...
"The mission is simple, get in, get the containment, get out. Minimum casualties."
Steve nods at Fury's instruction, accepting the report he'd just been handed.
"Thought this was a one-man job?"
The sound of heavy, thick-soled boots echo throughout Fury's office. Steve turns to look at James Buchanan Barnes, otherwise known as The Winter Soldier. Natasha had given him the run-down on Barnes and according to her, he was the best assassin SHIELD had ever commissioned. With over two dozen assassinations, one being a U.S president and top World Court officials making up the rest, Steve had to admit that the guy's resumé was impressive.
He rises to his feet and holds out a hand, a gesture in greeting cos his Mama always taught him to be polite.
"Hello, I'm Steve," he says with one of his best smiles.
Barnes watches him, then his outstretched hand and then turn backs to Fury with a dry look of mild annoyance.
"I work better alone. You know that."
Steve's smile drops along with his hand and he returns to his seat a little put out by Barnes's hostility. He could feel his cheeks burn from embarrassment.
"Well, Captain Rogers has been added to the scheme. He is at your disposal. And when I say disposal, I mean, he's the reason why the mission is minimum-casualty-coded."
Barnes lets out a frustrated sound, a hand on his hip. Steve takes in his black combat gear, noting the probable location of several knives and guns. He's got a black hoodie on but only one hand is gloved. Steve assumes it's simply a training preference. Natasha never mentioned just how good-looking he was, though.
Steve usually kept his attraction to other people carefully hidden beneath a veneer of indifference. Barnes just shattered it. He was Steve's height, with dark, chocolate hair that was swept up into a lazy bun, strands framing his face fashionably. His eyes were a wolfish blue, deep and intimidating. He was thick and brawny where Steve was slim and agile. Steve found himself wondering how it would feel to be under all that muscle during training.
He blushes from the absurdity of his own thoughts and looks away while Barnes continues to plead his case.
"I don't need help-"
"These orders come from the top, so there's really nothing I can do, Barnes." Fury tells him tiredly. "Now, quit pestering me and help your newest teammate get acquainted with mission training. Goodbye."
Bucky rolls his eyes and stalks out of the room before halting at the doors. He doesn't even turn around to look at Steve, but grunts,
"You comin' or what, Spangles?"
Steve hesitantly follows, heart in his throat because it was obvious this Winter guy didn't like his guts. He assumes his rep as the legendary Captain America would have some of the top guys at SHIELD skeptical, hell, he wasn't even well-liked back in his day. He vividly remembers being attacked with fruit during the USO tours. Remembers the resentment on the faces of men like Hodge and Greg, and most of the unit he'd served with until he'd earned their respect when he brought back the 107th.
If he hadn't done that, he imagined he'd be a poster boy for war bonds for his entire miserable life. He'd been to the Smithsonian, seen his exhibit and how they emphasized his time in the military. It was almost as if they didn't know there was an actual Steve Rogers underneath it all. As if they just wanted the world to know that he was all gung-ho for the war. Like he hadn't joined because he'd just lost his mother and wanted to do his best to follow in her footsteps and protect people from bullies.
Suddenly all his nerves had gone out and he was left in a state of shocked despair and depression.
It made sense for Barnes to despise him. Everything he was screamed self-righteousness.
"You comin' or what?" Bucky asks gruffly, shaking him from his thoughts. The elevator had stopped, he realizes, onto a new floor. He follows Barnes, finding it suspiciously hard to keep up with the man's quick and powerful strides.
They enter a standardized training room that's already buzzing with what Steve guesses is Bucky's team. There are about ten men milling about, some doing weights while others are working on weaponry. Steve notices one guy he'd worked with during the New York invasion with the Avengers.
"Holy shit," the man cackles, approaching them covered in sweat.
"Rumlow," he greets with a more professional air. If Bucky's reaction to him was anything to go by, he figured it'd be smarter to be professional, rather than polite. He was used to people not liking him very much.
"Rogers, didn't expect them to bring you in already."
"You knew about this?" Bucky snipes in a pissy tone.
Brock shrugs, "Heard a rumor a couple weeks ago, didn't think of it til now."
"Great," Bucky mumbles while the other guys approach them. Steve takes a step back warily, feeling a bit like a specimen under a microscope.
Bucky glances at him, eyes narrowed for a second before he talks again. "Captain, this is my STRIKE team. I'm assuming you know Rumlow, he's second in command. After him, Rollins. Wilson is one of our newer recruits but we've worked with his team before. He's pararescue. And our two specialists, Lopez and Murdock."
Lopez signs "hello" at Steve and he signs back in greeting, offering her an easy smile. Then he glances at Bucky who's eyes seem to harden and his smile drops again. Great, now his team captain thinks he's flirting with the only woman on the team.
Keep it up, Rogers. You'll be kicked out within the week.
"We have roughly two weeks to prepare for this retrieval. And now, thanks to Fury, we also have to bring Spangles into the loop." Bucky announces, matter-of-factly. Steve winces at the nickname he can already see as a permanent moniker in the very near future.
"Let's get to work."
This is for @thebrooklynnway as per my last post about Marvel villains being absolutely enamoured with "the pretty blonde himbo with big tits and a nice ass."
Also, I feel like I should write a fic about this.
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jinxquickfoot · 6 months
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So I know in Age of Ultron Tony guesses that Hill called Fury about Ultron and that's how he knew to find them at the Barton farm, but I actually have a headcanon that Fury is living there.
He's presumed dead and needed a place to lay low, and he was aware of how remote and secure Clint's farm was because he helped to set it up.
Anyway, just picture Nick Fury helping Laura cook family dinner and read the kids stories and help out with farm chores. That is all.
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firstfirerebel · 1 year
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You're being sick (Nick Fury headcanon)
Okay, this is my first posting and I don't know why I did this (I'm not the biggest Marvel Fan), but here we go and besides I'm no native English speaker ^^
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Five words: Overprotective and worried as hell
At first he thought one of his enemies had poisoned you or something
Even when you told him you just had a cold/had headaches or whatever illness you had, it took three doctors to convince him otherwise...
He literally acts like your personal doctor at home
Tells you to rest, to take a nap, and even knows your tablets/medicine better than you do
Besides he won't tolerate you leaving your bed if he's around. Except if you have to go to the toilet or the bathroom.
If he can't get a vacation he makes sure that the guides from your apartment check on you from time to time and if they think your illness got worse, be sure that he'll be faster at your side than any of the avengers could if they'd try
Besides he wouldn't be able to concentrate on his job, when he knows you're sick and alone at home
And if he has a few free days, he'll take complete care of you
That includes cuddles (he denies that he could get sick as well), him making you a lot of tea (like you just finished one cup, he brings you the next), cooking meals that'll help according to your doctor/s
I'm sure that he'd sleep next to you and immediately would wake up if you would have problems with your sickness (like coughing in your sleep), doesn't matter if it wakes you up as well
If you're still asleep he'd pull you closer to him and rest his head on your shoulder > he does it to give you the feeling of safety even if you're still sleeping
If you're awake because of it, he will give you your medicine, wait with you until they work and then going back to sleep while cuddling you
So in shortcut, Nick is your best personal doctor who'd make sure you are just fine
Soooo, I might not write about all Marvel Characters, because I'm not the biggest Marvel-Fan, but it was fun to write about one of my favorite actors from Star Wars in another role 😉 (And yep, I'll write about Mace Windu as well, because he's overhated and underrated ^^)
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ljlokijinx · 9 months
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Nick Fury, who finally, after months of work found Spider-Mans apartment by tracking the cameras where footage is regularly deleted. : Spiderman, open the door please, we come in peace.
The elderly lady who opened the door:
Fury:
One of the agents sent for support: mom?
The elderly lady: young man I tought you better, Spiderman is an angel who helps me with groceries. You are grounded.
Spiderman watching this through the camera he installed in her door, very much aware of what was going to happen bc he hacked into shield and planned this: interesting.
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wanna-bewitch-you · 10 months
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The forehead touch in secret invasion is so 🥺🥺🥺
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pandagirl45 · 6 months
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Clint: soo... bruce... Appalachian French?
Bruce: and Canadian French, say anything, I'll cut you
Clint:...and 100% crazy
Buce: *squints pointing to the clock* it's 5 am, I didn't even have my tea yet, we are in an early morning meeting, let. Me. Drink.
Clint: *scared walking away* nat, Bruce is grumpy
Natasha: as long as it is fury getting his wrath, where is thor? *in a robe*
Tony: *staring into space* I hear colors, tasting numbers, and seeing code... *in bucky sweater and someone's sweat pants*
Steve: under the table... *in a frog pajamas onsie* I didn't want to get dress
Fury: *sends everyone home because they are all not meeting ready, except clint*
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askhawkybarton · 1 year
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Headcanon
Clint had a picture saved in a folder entitled “Blackmail Material”
In it he has: 
1) A picture of Nick Fury dressed as Santa Clause
2) A picture of Phil Coulson and Maria Hill (both sloppy drunk) making out under the mistletoe
3) A picture of Natasha Romanova wearing feetie pajamas holding a stuffed bear. 
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marvelflame2010 · 2 years
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Headcannons for Peter to be your best friend (warning: spelling flaws)
-You two met after Endgame/ FFH (everyone lives)
-Peter and you were walking through the compound and you got startled and both said “stop, i could have dropped my croissant”. 
-One look and the understanding became clear
-You two were now besties/vine gods
-Forget quiet, Peter and you quote vines/tiktoks ALL DAY, EVERY DAY
-Ned and you click as well and MJ approves (mainly because of your thoughts on sexism and shitty stuff)
-You two are bisexual and came out at the same time.
-Matching bi flags
-You show peter your ai (S.A.R.A.H.) and he is SPEECHLESS for the fact that you made this tech
-Peter and you go through SEVERAL punching bags when his identity is revealed (thankfully Strange did a spell so everyone who knew him as Peter/Spiderman before remembers so this friendship lasts)
-You two LOVE to prank the other Avengers. 
-Like for example, you two stole Cap’s shield and hid it in the vents
-Clint found the shield (because he is an imposter who hides in the vents). 
-You and Peter got in trouble. 
-So worth it though
-Nick Fury can’t with you two
-Double dates with your girl/boyfriend and MJ
-You also make a good team on missions
-Peter is in awe of the skills and powers you wield
-Remind him NOT to get on your bad side
-Tickle fights. just that
-Peter and you found Steve’s old USO music (courtesy of Bucky) and acted it out with a pizza box
-Steve was wondering how you guys found out about his USO tours while Bucky laughed so hard he almost peed his pants
-You guys babysit Morgan and teach her English. With Vine references
-Shuri, Peter, and you are consdiered “the vine gods”
-Movie marathons (Star wars, harry Potter, Lord of the rings, etc.)
-Either of you know when the other is having a bad day and cheer each other up the best they can 
-Because at the end of the day, you are best friends. And that’s what best friends are for
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nickeverdeen · 1 day
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MCU masterlist
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(you can choose a group in which I’ll pair you with the characters from it or you can just leave it in general and I’ll choose from all of the groups)
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Avengers
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tardisesandtitans · 26 days
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Just saw a Samuel L Jackson advert about Warboutons, you know it's really funny, and because my Roman empire is anything to do with Sylvie, I literally thought Nick Fury would basically adopt Sylvie. They'd get on like a house on fire
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briefhandsstudenttoad · 9 months
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I actually give up. I just answered a request with one of my best stories that I have ever written but I forgot to save it.
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adhd-peterparker · 2 years
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For pride month I decided to make a list of characters that I, an aromantic asexual headcanon as aro/ace.
(This is not a full list, more might be added later)
Steven Grant: Asexual
Jake Lockley: Aromantic
Nick Fury: AroAce
Steve Rogers: Asexual
Peter Parker: Asexual
Groot: AroAce
Nebula: Ace
Bruce Banner: Demi-AroAce
TBC
These are just my personal opinions please don’t try to change them.
For fun here’s the canon AroAces of Marvel
Yelena Belova- Canon in comics
Ruby Hale- Confirmed by the actress
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alexrideraep · 1 year
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peter parker watched the harry potter movies and once accidentally called fury nearly eyeless nick
(i didn’t think of this i just saw it on Pinterest once)
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turtle-steverogers · 2 years
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once again thinking about dad fury being a Dad™️ to steve (and nat and clint)
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