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randomuniversityquotes · 1 month

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"Assume the liquid is not viscous. Thank god. I'm doing fluid viscosity right now, count your lucky stars." (Physics TA)

#university #student life #college #school #student #quotes #quote blog #college quotes #university quotes #dialogue #physics #physics class

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mewmewchann · 2 years

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The daily life of being on a computing course

Aka: things I have said or have heard other people say at some point during my course/look these quotes are golden and I needed to record them somewhere

A lot of these are chaotic and I thought you all would appreciate them If you think my DnD quotes are chaotic, y’all are gonna love these

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“Come to think of it, this course is kinda useless when 95% of our job is just looking up the answers on Google.”

“You know what makes things better? Gatling guns”

“It was about 20 minutes of this guy making dramatic gestures with no sound whatsoever”

“DON’T EXPECT ME TO DO THIS! I HAVE TINY WEAK GIRL FINGERS!!!”

“Coffee is not a balanced meal.” “It is if you aren’t a coward.”

“If this fucking disconnects I’m gonna start killing”

“There's a scary pile of emails looking at me and I think if I keep ignoring them, they'll go away.”

“They used Comic Sans. A professional website, that our lecturer with at least 20 years of experience has used as a source, uses fucking Comic Sans”

*hands over a chocolate bar* “You are a starving child.”

*reclining in my chair dramatically* “Craaaawling iiiiiin my skiiiiiiiiin”

“WHY IS MY HAND NOW THE ON/OFF SWITCH”

“I only clicked one thing and it fucking killed everything”

“How the hell did I pass? I don’t remember bribing anyone.”

“Relational databases are the best thing since sliced bread!” ... ... “...Wait what’s so good about sliced bread”

“...Did I seriously just do mental math in the context of disinfectant wipes”

“I thought I’d live until at least 50. Turns out, I’m dying at age 20 because someone I’m peer reviewing doesn’t know basic grammar”

“...Okay now the desk is the on/off switch-”

“Sorry that your code isn’t working, but you have good taste in music.”

“Are you okay?” “I think I’m dying” “...Yeah she’s fine”

“This ran smoothly for most of its test run but then gave up at the end.” ... ... ... “I’m gonna name it ‘Game of Thrones’.”

#shitpost #out of context quotes #university quotes #And yes all of these are real #And no #I still have no clue what the on/off switch is #Mew's quotebook

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batfamilycannons · 2 months

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Bruce *storming in, burnt and covered in ash*: Where is your brother?

Damian and Tim: tf??

Tim: uh I think Jason’s in the library?

Bruce: no not him the other one

Dick, *scurries past the door*

Bruce: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON why did you set my bed on fire

Dick: You deserve it!!

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

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Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

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Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

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hamoodmood · 5 months

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In another universe I was happy

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cablecar-s · 9 days

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Jason and Tim fighting about something

Jason: Yeah? Well YOU'RE adopted!

Tim more or less about to lose his shit: We're ALL ADOPTED

Damian in the background about to speak up

Tim: You're not a part of this

Damian: >:[

#would this be considered incorrect quotes?#idk whatever #incorrect quotes #jason todd #damian wayne #batfamily #tim drake #dc universe #red hood #red robin #robin

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sodamnbored · 23 days

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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ao3-crack · 7 months

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #this isn’t a fix-it fic #this is the opposite of a fix-it #this is a break-it #i make it so much worse #bro star kid is so fucking good #I watched npmd and now I’m rewatching the whole hatchet field universe #and I forgot how fucking good they are

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lucidloving · 26 days

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D. Alan Holmes, Enlightenment // Signet Amenti // @cryptonature // Alan Wilsom Watts // Evan M. Cohen, "Oceans" // Nikita Gill // @pauladoodles // Julian Gough, "Minecraft End Poem" // Sleeping At Last—Saturn

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jamsandsuch · 4 months

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this quote from ovid’s telling of orpheus turning back to look at eurydice makes me crumble

#studyblr #studyspo #college life #academia #university student #aesthetic #college student #university #college #study #quote #quotes #greek mythology

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iwannabealice · 2 months

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clark: i met this boy last night that seemed to really hate you

bruce: that could be anyone, what did he look like?

clark: tall, white, dark hair, really big-

bruce: ah, that’d be jason. my son

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randomuniversityquotes · 8 months

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"Don't memorize this. You will never have to memorize this. We will always give it to you." (Chem Professor (A Real One)) (In reference to the Periodic Table (Literally life changing and saving thank you)

#university #student life #college #student #quotes #quoteoftheday #quoteblr #quote blog #university quote #college quote #quote of the day #college quotes #university quotes #dialogue #quotebook #chemistry #chemistry class

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dickgraysonmybeloved · 3 months

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Jason, eating cereal: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Tim, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

#jason todd #tim drake #dc #dc comics #dcu #dc universe #incorrect quote gen #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect batman quotes

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fleur-dans-la-nuit · 2 months

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Jason, to Bruce: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Dick, smirking: Yeah, now that you mentioned it, I noticed that too

Bruce: …

Bruce: I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Tim: *Loudly sips tea from a bowl*

#incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #dc universe #dc robin #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #bat brothers #bat boys #batfam #bat family #bat fam #dcu

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arguablysomaya · 4 months

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failed step one

#batfam #dc universe #dcu #batman #batfamily #jason todd #batfam memes #DC comics #dc #DC Universe #incorrect dcu #incorrect batfam quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batkids #1k #5k

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batfamilycannons · 4 months

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Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle

Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you

Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no

Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!

Bruce*even more scared*: oh no

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