Dick: I don't know why people think I'm bisexual.
Selina: Wait, are you not bisexual?
Dick: No.
Tim: Well then why are you sitting like that?
Dick, sat in a ridiculous position: What?
Selina: You're sitting very bisexual-ly.
Dick: That- that's not a thing.
Tim: Also, the way you greet people is super bi.
Selina: Wait, how does he greet people?
Dick: *finger guns* Howdy.
Selina: Oh my god, that's so bi.
Dick: They're not real guns.
Tim: That's not- Wait, are you wearing a NASA shirt?
Dick: What's gay about NASA?
Tim: Nothing's gay about NASA.
Selina: But a lot is bi about NASA.
Tim: Specifically the apparel.
Selina: More specifically the people wearing the apparel.
Tim: *nods*
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Lex luthor running up for president, getting exposed by his crew, the conservatives, for having a son with another man, thus said son being Tim Wayne's boyfriend, ending winning the election because he won the liberals states.
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🍷Happy Valentine’s Day from y’all’s favorite bi disasters!🌹
It turns out Laz can be suave sometimes!
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okay lemme just-
dick grayson:
- eldest brother
- watched parents die, swore revenge on murderer
- raised as a child soldier from a young age (9 y/o)
- complicated relationship with (adoptive) father, lots of unresolved anger but still defends him
- believes he has a better understanding of his father than his younger brother does (has spent more time around him)
- copes with humor, bottles up emotions, feels he has to ‘be strong’ for his family, doesn’t talk about his own issues
- extremely loyal to those deemed ‘family’
- bi coded
- spent his childhood moving around constantly (traveling circus)
- seen as a playboy/flirty, uses it to get information
- had to raise his little brother / was basically a parent to him
- self-sacrificing as FUCK, total martyr complex
- constantly wears a fake persona and rarely shows his true self to others
dean winchester:
- eldest brother
- watched his mom die, swore revenge on the demon that killed her
- raised as a child soldier from a young age (4 y/o)
- complicated relationship with father, they have unresolved issues but he still defends him
- believes he understands his father better than his younger brother does (has spent more time around him)
- copes with humor, bottles up emotions, feels he has to ‘be strong’ for his family, doesn’t like talking about his own issues
- extremely loyal, values family above all else
- bi coded
- moved around his whole childhood
- seen as a playboy/flirty, uses it to get information
- had to raise his little brother, was more of a parent to him than their dad ever was
- self-sacrificing to a worrying degree, definite martyr complex
- constantly wears a fake persona and rarely shows his true self to others
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DC Comics : A very important character is joining the LGBT community !
Fans : Oh ?
DC : It's superboy !
Fans : OH ?!
DC : Yeah ! And we're aging Jon up so he's 17 !
Fans : Damian too ?!
DC : Nope he's still 12 and they won't interact much anymore !
Fans : *EAT THE WALLS*
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