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flamingpudding · 11 days
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Cujo, Beats Boy. Beast Boy, Cujo
An exhausted Richard 'Dick' Grayson, also known as Robin, was holding up a green puppy that he had chased through the entire Titans Tower and had slobbering his face several times now, to the other Titans. An eye twitch was hidden under his mask, and he did his best to ignore his own tierdness as he stared down his friend while he held the green puppy.
"Something is wrong with Beast Boy."
All he got was stares from the others....
In the Infinite Realms Danny was also holding a green puppy up to the other ghost eyes worried as he realized that the puppy was also missing its usual collar and strangely subdued and quiete, instead of his usual normal overly eager state.
"Something is wrong with Cujo... should I being him to Frostbite?"
There was a beat of silence before the puppy spoke up. "Uhm... Dude, I am not Cujo?"
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incorrectbatfam · 7 months
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Jason: *looking for someone to hang out with*
Jason, scrolling through his contacts: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle.
Jason, confused: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?
Jason, terrified: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?!
Jason: How can I only have four friends?! And one of them is Kyle!
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thatstolenpayal · 2 months
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ngl but if i were a boy i would have been the best boyfriend
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This drawing was done for @pawpunkao3 as part of the (now fully funded!) Tinlightenment campaign! May his tinlightenment be full of tcblessings
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nabwastaken · 17 days
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I was inspired by another post so I sent my friend random Hatchetfield characters with little information and made them guess who they were.
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moodboard-d · 3 months
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tanglepelt · 1 year
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Dc x dp idea 29
Danny became ghost king his first order of business was to return artifacts to there rightful owners. These owners included from multiple countries on earth, Amazonians, the sea, tamaran, and so many more. Danny wasn’t planning on running a museum of stolen artifacts anytime soon.
So what if they we’re given as a way to prevent pariah from cutting off passage to the afterlife or from just destroying them. Why would anyone question why they were returned.
Considering no one realizes there had been an exchange of power everyone. Everyone assumes pariah was no longer satisfied. Danny didn’t bother to leave a note or anything.
So now the justice league and others are preparing to summon the king and potentially have to seal him away.
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maryhale1 · 5 months
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My perfect workspace 🥰
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capricornsicle · 1 year
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Teen Wolf be like:
This is a funny scene
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This is a serious scene
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This is season 5
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ev-arrested · 4 months
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Slade Wilson is one of my favorite characters, not because he’s any kind of redeemable (we’re not gonna sit here and defend him on anything. He did that shit in Judas Contract lmao), but because the Nanosecond he shows up, the quality of life for whoever he’s antagonizing that week immediately goes down. Like their day is ruined. Entirely. Their week is Fucked because Slade Wilson dared to show his cunt self lmao, and it’s funny every time.
Dick Grayson gets like 70% more mentally ill and downright homicidal whenever he shows up, and it’s funny every single time.
Oliver Queen? Fuck that guy In Particular, says Slade.
Dinah Lance? Her whole wedding TRASHED because he hates to see a girl winning.
Always love to see Batman even more pissed off than usual whenever Deathstroke shows up.
Actual menace. Cunt of a man. I love it
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celaenaeiln · 5 months
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Just a compilation of nicknames heroes call Dick because it's cute, fun, and they're close.
"Morning Glory"
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Teen Titans (1966) Issue #4
"Boy Wonder"
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Teen Titans (1966) Issue #5
To be honest though EVERYONE calls Dick that from Villains (Joker, Lex Luthor, Sivian, etc) to all the heroes.
"Nighty"
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The New Teen Titans (1984) Issue #8
"Boy Planner"
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Teen Titans (1966) Issue #11
"Robin-o"
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Teen Titans (1966) Issue #11
"Boy wonderful"
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Teen Titans (1966)
"Robbin-bobbin" and "our peerless leader"
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Teen Titans (1966)
"Robbie"
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The New Teen Titans Issue #1
"Boy genius"
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Teen Titans (1966) Issue #14
"Dear hearts"
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Teen Titans (1966) Issue #16
"Robin-bobbin"
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Teen Titans (1966) Issue #17
Another just cause the whole scene is cute
Which is also funny because they used this a lot in old comics but this also happened to Dick-
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Batman (1940) Issue #129
I wonder if Dick thinks of this every time they call him that lol
"Leaderman"
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Teen Titans (1966) Issue #22
shortpants
"N.W."
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JLA (1997) Issue #121
"Bluebird"
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Outsiders (2006) Issue #49
Owen Mercer - Boomerang
"NW" (again but this time by Roy)
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Batman Plus
"Bird boy"
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Outsiders (2003) Issue #34
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rthko · 6 months
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I am wording this extremely carefully: I'm personally squeamish about the idea of minors following me, but I'm also cynical of "minors don't interact" culture. I'm not going to pretend I never looked at porn or read people talk about sex before I turned eighteen, and I don't think I'm a victim for that. Whether porn here or there was bad for my psychological development, who's to say, but I will say that it was unambiguously good for me as a queer teenager raised in a repressive environment, or even just a teenager with a sex drive, to read people talk about sex in a candid, non-pornographic but non-clinical tone. Despite the notorious sex drives of teenagers, it is still inconceivable to many that anyone under the age of eighteen could experience any sex drive (let alone masturbate or have sex with their age peers!) without nefarious indoctrination by adults. That children and teens can experience some degree or another of sexual desire is a neutral fact and not an endorsement of adults acting on them. Yet even this is taboo, and the only way a queer child is comprehensible is if queerness in its entirety is seen as nonsexual and based on identity metaphysics, prior to behavior or even desire.
Back to "minors don't interact" specifically, I see this tag on posts of mine that are nothing more than sex jokes. What? Is that going to traumatize some innocent teen who would otherwise have no idea what sex is? I believe that merely posting and talking to someone privately are two different things, and if you see it differently you may want to check your parasocial tendencies. This moral absolutist stance against teen exposure to the very idea of sex should be troubling for obvious reasons. I would not be typing any of this out if that line of thinking didn't have a body count.
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incorrectbatfam · 6 months
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Seriously stop posting j*yroy it's literally the worst ship out there
You guys are really annoying, you know that? Lucky for me, annoying is where I live, and I just got a recent bonus that I feel like burning.
So here's what we're gonna do:
From now until 11:59 PM EST on Halloween (Oct. 31st), I want the folks reading this to reblog with your favorite Jayroy headcanons. The fluff, the angst, the crackpot humor, all of it. For each reblog this post gets, I will donate $1.00 USD to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund to aid the victims of the ongoing genocide.
BONUS: if you want me to reblog your headcanon with my own "yes and," just make a donation yourself at the link above and DM me a screenshot of the final page as proof (personal info omitted of course). It can be any amount, even just a dollar/euro/whatever denomination you use.
I believe in us. We have the power of gay ships and spite on our side.
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extraordinary-heroes · 7 months
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Artist Showcase: Darwyn Cooke (DC Comics Heroes & Heroines)
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soleminisanction · 7 months
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I've always really liked DC's in-house choice of referring to their various superhero groupings as "families," but it has gotten a little frustrating recently with people both in canon and in fandom seeming to forget that families aren't just a parental-unit-and-kids formation. They're complicated, and a lot of the DC families are too messy to fit into that neat little nuclear family mode.
Which is to say... here's some scattered thoughts/summaries about how these families are actually structured in canon, because I think it's interesting:
Supers -- The smaller, more traditional Superfamily (Clark, Lois, Kara, Kon, etc.) is a pretty traditional Midwestern nuclear family, with Jimmy Olsen filling the role of close family friend/goofy neighbor sidekick (in the Silver Age, he was Kara's would-be suitor) and Steel feeling more like part of Clark's personal circle of friends. The recent line up, though, with Jon, the twins, Kong and Nat? Starts to feel more like some old dynasty or noble house, complete with fostered foundlings and the Steels acting almost like knights under a noble's banner, possibly reflective of what the House of El would have been on Krypton.
Arrows -- Might currently be the closet to a traditional nuclear family structure. You've got Ollie and Dinah, their younger sisters, Ollie's adopted and biological children, and Ollie's granddaughter through Roy, plus by some counts Roy's co-parent and her sister as "in-laws." Bonnie and Cissie King-Jones are adjacent to but not technically "part" of the family, though I believe it's implied at one point that Ollie might also be Cissie's bio-dad. Pretty straightforward, these guys are actually family and they act like it, for good and ill.
Shazam Family -- Also a literal, actual family. Not originally, the original golden age "Marvel Family" was considerably more complicated and only Billy and Mary were full siblings, but nowadays the whole point of the modern Shazam family is that they're foster siblings united by familial love and that's fantastic. Meanwhile your average Black Adam story is 75% angsty family drama, 25% Egyptian mythology references.
Flashes -- Technically closer to three nuclear families (the Allens, the Wests and the Garricks; four if you include the Quicks), two of whom are united by marriage and all of whom are bound by the Speedforce, which, given its semi-spiritual connections to things like Speedster afterlives, can act almost like a religious force that connects them to the additional members like Avery, Circuit Breaker and Max as Bart's foster-dad. They're a big, sprawling tree with more cousins than siblings, the kind of family that functionally has a reunion every Christmas and Thanksgiving.
Lanterns -- Now these guys are the exception that proves my point about the whole 'family' thing not being straightforward. The lanterns aren't a family, they're a corps. Soldiers. Space cops. Comrades-in-arms. They respect each other, have each other's backs, might even like or care about each other, but those last two are optional, and they don't have the same kind of assumed obligations towards each other that a family would have. They're friends and co-workers, not family, but that doesn't mean their relationships are less significant, they're just different.
Wonders -- Roughly half of them are either one of Hippolyta's daughters (Diana, Donna, Nubia pre-Crisis) or related to them through the gods (Cassie), and the other half (Artemis, Yara, modern-age Nubia) use sister as a term of endearment more in a utopian lesbian commune kind of way. I think they brought Steve Trevor back recently? He's basically the Ken in this equation and perfectly fine with that role. None of which should be surprising if you've seen Professor Marston and the Wonder Women.
Bats -- This is the one that people get really wrong when they try to force it into a traditional family structure. Don't let WFA fool you, the Bats are and have always been way more a snarled mess of tangled interpersonal relationships than they've ever been a cohesive family. Whether Dick is Bruce's son or his brother depends on what era you're talking about, and the former reading is much more recent than you think -- as in "started cropping up in the early 2000s" recent. Barbara is both Cassandra's sister and her mother. Duke and Steph both have living parents and neither of them want or would ever dream of treating Bruce like their dad; Tim was the same way until his dad died. None of the Robins ever lived in the mansion together, nor did Cass. Babs considered Jean-Paul Valley her brother and Huntress is so close to Tim she once hallucinated him calling her Big Sister. They're a beautiful mess of people finding places where their broken edges fit together into something that works for them and trying to reduce it down to a cozy nuclear family is just so goddamn reductive and lazy.
Blue Beetles -- Are only tangentially related to each other. Seriously, they never even get direct mentoring, each one just takes over when the previous one dies and works on completely different rules from the other two. They're complete strangers bound by a legacy and that's honestly pretty fun.
Zataras -- There's only three of them and they're literally a father, daughter and cousin.
Martians -- Not really a family because there's only the two of them, but an interesting case where the two survivors of what was functionally a war of mutually assured destruction came together in an attempt to find some peace in the aftermath of what they'd lost.
Titans -- The JLA and JSA aren't really in the "family" category, but the Titans lean into it hard, mostly because they're a textbook found family. They don't mirror a nuclear family structure, they're simply a group of people who came together to form a mutual support network. They're the idealized college friends you grew into your own with, some of them childhood companions and others you only met once you leave home for the first time, but all of them friends that you manage to maintain contact with for life, with everyone coming back together even as you scatter and do your own things.
Young Justice -- Meanwhile, this team is the chaotic group of misfits you hung out with when you were a teenager, especially when you were just starting to be allowed to act without adult supervision. You drive each other crazy, none of you know you're all queer as fuck, and you'd fight a bear for any of them even if they asked you not to. They'd probably be insulted if you tried to call them a family. They come out here to get away from their families, thank you very much.
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soranatus · 1 year
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Teen Titans Breakfast Club by Cliff Chiang
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