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firegal19 · 1 year

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Loki watching Y/n and Bucky: They’re look so cute! I would most definitely put them on a boat

Thor: What?

Loki: That’s what you call a couple that are good together? You put them on a boat?

Thor internally laughing: No brother. It’s called shipping

Loki: Oh. Don’t tell anyone I said that

Peter who was hiding and recording that conversation: Too late Mr.Loki.

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skylarinfinity · 6 months

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thor : [open google to ask about male reader sickness] warrior male reader, it's say your symptoms maybe became network connectivity problems.

male reader : [who also don't know anything about internet] ask google how to cure it.

thor : [gasp] it's just show me the same thing sickness [looking at male reader with sadness]

male reader : [sobbing] is that's mean my sickness doesn't have the cure?!

bruce : [looking at them than to valkyrie and loki] should- should i told them-

[both valkyrie and loki shake their head]

loki : do not ruined this perfect comedy, bruce.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 22 days

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Steve, coming out of the closet: I don’t like… women.

Tony, mouth agape:

Thor: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

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romanoffshouse · 6 days

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Peter: Heyyo!

Wanda: Heyyyyyy!

Thor: Greetings, humans from earth.

Natasha: Three kinds of people.

Yelena: I want Mac and Cheese.

Natasha: Four kinds of people.

Tony: WHAT’S UP IDIOTS?

Natasha: Five kinds of people.

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midastouch013 · 2 months

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Thor: I have a new game for thy mortals.. it's called "Lift Mjolnir"

Natasha: Because nothing builds teamwork like a bunch of males with fragile egos trying to lift an enchanted thing.

Y/N: I'm, in but can we make it a thumb war instead?

Natasha: smacks head And then there's her

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bitchystxrk3000 · 5 months

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Loki: We need to get through this locked door. Thor, give me your credit card.

Thor: Here.

Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Y/N, kick down the door.

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super-marvel-dc · 1 year

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*Loki, Y/N and Thor watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Thor: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

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eatlembasbread · 1 month

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Thor: if I was a gardener, I'd put our two-lips together

Bruce: Awww babe <3

Tony: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Steve: thanks...I guess

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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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hopefully-helpful-daemon · 6 months

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*when they’re kids*

Loki: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Thor: All the time.

Loki: Then you should be used to it by now.

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loki-stuff · 2 months

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Being: i’m gonna kill you!

Loki: oh really? how original. i’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it

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skylarinfinity · 7 months

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thor : [having conversations with male reader] i think loki hate you and i don-

male reader : [sighed] i really hope no one low key hate me because if they want to hate do it all the way, hate me with every fiber of your being-

thor : [shoke his head] i'm talking about loki, you my brother-

male reader : oh him... he doesn't hate me! he my fiance-

thor : [shocking] i'm sorry what?!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Thor: Ow! My armkle!

Valkyrie: Your what?

Loki, sighing: His wrist.

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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Thor: Didn't you die?

Loki: That was weeks ago. Things change.

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ironrad · 1 year

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Clint who just learned a new game from his kids:

Clint: Alright guys we’re all going to pass the phone around and say who we’d warn someone about before coming to the Avengers compound

Clint: I’ll start. Personally, I would warn people about Tony because I never know what he’s up to in that lab…

Nat: What are we doing? Oh ok, I’d warn people about Peter. He acts innocent, but I see right through it…

Tony: You want my honest answer? Steve. Next question-

Steve: Um maybe all of us because we have powers and can be dangerous when crossed.

Steve: That wasn’t the question? Ok, fine, I’d warn them about Queens. He scares me sometimes…

Bucky whispering: …Peter.

Sam: Why did you whisper that?

Bucky: He’s always listening.

Sam: Yikes, anyways, I’m gonna go with Bucky.

Bucky: Hey-

Bruce: Hi! I’m Bruce Banner, and I think I would warn people about Peter and Tony. Alone they’re both trouble, and together they’re a train wreck, but the good kind. Hang on-

Peter: Oh EZ, I’ve seen this on Tik Tok. Mr. Stark, no questions asked. That guy is everywhere all the time. I can’t get shit-

Steve: Language.

Peter: Sorry! I can’t get anything over on him.

Happy: Peter and Tony.

Thor: Ah, yes, hello. I would warn them of ME.

Thor spinning his hammer and chugging a keg:

Stephen: Tony. I try to avoid him at all costs.

Pepper: Awe thank you for including me. I’d warn them of my husband and his teenager…sometimes I need an extra warning.

The Avengers watching back the footage:

Tony: I’ve done nothing but be a pleasant member of this team.

Peter: Yeah, sounds about right.

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bitchystxrk3000 · 3 months

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Thor: I put the pun in punishment.

Ned: I put the top in unstoppable.

Peter: I put the cute in execute.

Y/N: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

MJ: I put the ass in class.

Loki: I put the D in Y/N.

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