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f1rstb0rn-auth0r · 11 months

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Countryside Spidey

(Slight Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk x Spiderwoman!OC) (Little bit of Yandere Green Goblin! OC x Spiderwoman! OC)

Warning: A bit mature themes in the beginning

Emma Ritter spent two years in denial and grief. She was seventeen, turning eighteen in a month. When she was fourteen, she was bitten by a radioactive spider.

Two years ago, her best friend, Henry Owens- betrayed her. She was going into her second year as Spiderwoman, the masked heroine when she so-called “figured out” the identity of perverted Green Goblin. Her conclusions came to Nickolas Owens, Henry’s father and CEO of Owen Industries. She never considered the possibility of Henry actually being the Green Goblin.

She went to confront Nickolas on November 7th at 10:37 PM EST. It was raining heavily that night. When she arrived on scene, she found Nickolas’ head on a little fancy plate, on a nicely set table. Around her lied different parts of Nickolas, and his blood seemed to have repainted the walls a scarlet red.

On the table where Nickolas’ head, fixed with a horrified expression, a candle was lit. Two wine glasses were set down, and then filled with Nickolas’ own blood.

Emma looked at the man responsible, completely mortified. Henry Owens, her best friend, grinned at her. His black hair was drenched wet, indicating he just took a shower. He wore black dress pants, and a white dress shirt. His green eyes stared at Emma, with a rather lustfully and obsessive glint in them, rather then a murderous psychopath who just murdered his only family.

Henry walked up to Emma, and cupped her face with his firm hands, forcing her to look at him. He smirked when her lips parted. “My, my.” He giggled. “You showed up in your Spidey-Suit? Darling, I find that rather... hot.”

Emma felt beyond furious and terrified. She fought Venom, Vulture, Doc Ock, Electro, Rhino, Kraven the Hunter, Kingpin, and even Doctor Doom! Why would she so terrified of her own best friend who went completely nuts?!

“Why do you look terrified? I thought you wanted him dead.” He chuckles. “I overheard your conversation with Willow, how you were so convinced he was the Green Goblin! Oh, how you planned to confront him and kick his ass. Sorry, darling, I beat you to it.”

The rest was a blur, all Emma could remember was Faith Harrison, aka Black Cat stopping her from punching the lifeless corpse of Henry Owens and forcing Emma to flea the scene both the cops arrived.

Now here she was, almost three years later. Almost eighteen with long, light brown hair wrap-up in a messy bun with her hazel eyes clearly tired. She wore her black-and-red Spidey suit, but with her mask off. She also wore grey sweatpants and a grey cardigan sweater.

The brunette fell onto her Grandparents couch, absolutely exhausted. The week had been her running around stopping petty thieves, college interviews, homework, and managing to find time to eat and sleep and shower.

She was back in her home state of Sweet Minnesota. Visiting her beloved grandparents in their little town, called [REDACTED].

Her peaceful moment, like all her others, was cut short, this time by her grandmother letting out a fearless shout, “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU COW LOOKING MOTHER-” It was clear where this universes’ Spiderwoman got her short temper and vocabulary of insults from.

Emma quickly jumps up and pulled her mask on while running into her grandparents bedroom. Her grandfather was out fishing with her uncle and father. Her mother, aunt and little sister were trap-shooting.

“Wow! Jesus!” A completely white man from head-to-toe expect for the small black spots across his body was covering his head as Granny Donna smacks him with a broom. “You are a very vile old lady-”

The Spotted Man was cut off by getting round-house kicked in the face by Spiderwoman. “Grandma, are you alright?” She asks her grandmother, concerned written across her face.

“Oh, I’m fine, dear.” Donna Ritter smiles softly. “Now, I’m gonna go make some waffles. Deal with him, won’t ya?” She left the room. Unbothered Queen.

Spiderwoman opens the bedroom window, and toss the Spotted Man outside. She then jumps out and lands on his stomach before doing a front-flip off of him.

“I’m really getting tired of you Spider-people.” The Spotted Man mutters under his breath.

Spiderwoman raises a brow. “Other?” She chuckles. “Buddy, I’m the one and only Spiderwoman. There is no others. No Spider-Man, no Spider-Girl, no Spider-Boy. Only me. Maybe in some other universe but not here.”

“I was talking about the Spider-people from other universes!” He snaps. “Spider-Man from Earth-1610! He turned me into this! Just look at me!”

“Uhh, do I have too?” Spiderwoman winces.

“Excuse you!? Look at you! You’re wearing sweatpants and a sweater over your suit. And what is that? A messy bun? How lazy are you?!”

“Bitch, I haven’t slept in over four days! I’ll kick your confused-zebra looking ass-”

“What is it with the people in this universe and swearing every second they get-”

Suddenly an yellowish-orange portal appears above him and four other spider people land on top of him.

“Uh, where are we?” A Spider-Man dressed in a full-body black Spidey suit with a sprayed-painted red logo on it.

“Earth-16730.” The only Spider-Woman of the group tells him, she wore a black and white Spidey suit with a hood.

“Oh, hello this world’s Spiderwoman!” An Indian Spider-Man waves at me.

“Is she wearing sweatpants?” The first Spider-Man asks.

“Yes, she is.” Emma Ritter cross her arms. “Also, who the hell are you guys?”

“Where the hell are we?” Spider-Woman, looking around. “Like where in your Earth are we?”

“Countryside Minnesota, Miss. Lady.”

“You fight crime in Countryside Minnesota?” The first Spider-Man asks.

“Only during Christmas. For the rest of the year, I’m stationed in the twin cities. It’s a lot easier to swing and shit.”

“Yeah, no shit.”

“Wasn’t there four of you? Where’s the fourth one?” Emma asks, looking around the yard. The other three don’t say anything.

“I’m right here, Luv.” Said the fourth one from behind Emma, she turns around and is face to face with a punk. A Spider-Punk, eating a waffle. “Your grandmother’s quite nice, Luv.” Man was quite literally flashing between pink and red.

“I know she is...” Emma stares at him, wondering what the fuck is going on.

Spider-Punk suddenly grabs her by the hand and twirls her around. “And what’s your name, Luv?”

“Emma... Emma Ritter.”

“That’s a pretty name.”

#Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse #Hobie Brown #Spider-Punk #Emma Ritter #Spiderwoman #Spider-Woman #Gwen Stacy #Miles Morals #Spider-Man #pavitr prabhakar #Spiderverse #OC #The Spot #Minnesota #Marvel

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thisismrswilson · 2 years

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Addie's Masterlist! ✍🏽

Welcome to my blog everyone! I draw the Avengers/MCU as babies and babysitters. If you got a request, ask or thoughts, feel free to click here.

Let's spread love and not hate! 💜

Be warned. It’s a reaaaallly long list.

☆ Babysitter AU

The Babysitting Team: Avengers!

Zemo

A day with Pepperony

Kate loves baby puns

#Team Captain America

#Falcons

Watch your words around babies.

Babies celebrating Halloween!

Yelena bites.

#Team Hawk

Marc and Layla joins the team!

Bucky Bear Hugs!

Just Bucky.

Marc & Layla

Babysitters VS Rogers Musical

Bucky Reads Bedtime Story

Babies, meet Guardians of the Galaxy!

Dr Strange

Bruce and The Babies!

Talkative Kate and Joaquin

Jealous Bucky

Baby Steve

Let’s all hate on Steve

THE Cap and The Babies!

Sam and Steve!

Jealous over Steve

Sam and Joaquin and WINGS

Categorized Babies

Fake Pietro is a no Pietro

Hide and No Seek.

Valentine’s Day

Intern Elijah Bradley!

Sharon Carter

Baby Falcons!

Bucky is a show off.

BUCKY BEAR DEBUT

Tony VS Kate

Overprotective Steve

Beloved Pilot Carol Danvers

Sam’s such a dad

Sam and Bucky caught-

‘Hungry’ Kate and Joaquin

Bucky’s metal arm

Joaquin’s first flying lesson

Baby shaped Babies!

Steve misses the babies

Babies in Delacroix!

Another Jealous Bucky

Seriously, Bucky got jealousy issues

Baby Kate and a Bow!

Podcast: Baby Kate

BABY FALCON DEBUT

Baking cookies for the babies

Darcy and the babies

is that Baby Kate? OMG

Proof that I can’t babysit

Get your fighting poses ready!

Bucky and Pietro can’t get along

REBLOG: Sneaky Sam and Troublemakers SamSteve

More Tea with Clint!

I dare you to fight Bucky’s puppy eyes.

Baby SamBucky and Adult SamBucky. (Multiverse is in shambles)

Definitely T(HO)Rust Thor with the babies.

Scary Lady

Family Portrait

Baby Sam and Baby Bucky

Don’t mess with Bruce’s collection.

Loki doesn’t like kids.

Babies at Wakanda

Documentary: Artist Meets Babies for the first time

Flying with Sam! and Sam.

Bucky, meet Sam- wait no that’s Alpine

Our boat may be fake but our friendship is real.

Clint babysits Sam and Bucky!

A day at the museum with Sam and Bucky!

REDWING!

POV: You’re Steve

Challenges of being a Birdie

Disadvantages of being related to Sam Wilson

Birdie Backpackkkk

Clingy like a Spidey

Baby Winter Soldier

Avengers 2.0 Babysitting Team! Ft. Peter

Sam’s behind is truly a gift. I agree with Steve.

Avengers 2.0 Bake Sale!

Steve and Birdie Cookies

Pretty Sam Wilson. No matter what.

Love Language: Touch

Festive mood with Sam and Bucky!

Catching up with Sam and Bucky

Sleepy Sam!

SamBucky meets SamBucky (TVA has officially given up)

SamBucky Banter

Avengers 1.0 Babysitting Team!

Sam’s Battle Part 2 | Sam’s Battle Part 1

Babysitter Fic Part 2 | Babysitter Fic Part 1

TVA Part 1 | TVA Part 2 | TVA Part 3 | TVA Part4 | TVA Part 5

☆ Calling an ex

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

☆ It Came from A Dream

Prologue | Part 1 | Part 2

#Addie's Masterlist #marvel fanart #marvel fanfic #avengers #mcu

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1moreoffkeyanthem · 3 months

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Ok so I did the hcs of what OrangeJuiceVerse Stan and Kyle look like already (here) so now I gotta do the rest of the Star Seven

*Kenny- this guy is littttllllleeee like short king oh my god this poor mf grew up constantly malnourished and never grew taller than 5’5! I’ll write Kenny all across the board appearance wise but ojverse? He’s short. And he OWNS it!!! He’s also my king of fully climbing on everyone physical boundaries are not a thing with him (this is a problem when he meets Craig and Tweek) and he and Stan both have a penchant for hugging people but Kenny is the type to be like “watch if I run at Stan he’ll catch me” “wait no Kenny I’m holding coffee” *catches him* lmfao my beloved Disaster Duo. Kenny’s tiny ass is literally alllllways on Marj.

Sandy blond hair and the style changes CONSTANTLY he’s a MENACE with the scissors, but it’s usually on the long side and YES he grows a beard in his late 20s (this started as a bet with Stan to see who could grow the better one) he 100% braids it and puts glitter and flowers in it smh eccentric icon. Pretty light blue eyes, they look vaguely purple for a few days after he comes back from a death.

He dresses like a damn muppet half the time, and a lot of his clothes are stuff he made himself (artist slay) or found at a thrift store and altered, out here wearing shirts with vulgar sayings, weird clown pants, juicy sweatsuits, obnoxious Hawaiian shirts with leopard print leggings, like this man lives for looking like a weirdo. But the other half of the time he’s in jeans and t shirts, hoodies, and (also artist slay and literally me) so much of what he owns has some kind of paint or bleach stain. His go to “formal” attire is legitimately a floral suit with PRINCESS embroidered on the back.

*Marjorine- my tall goddess! She’s the third tallest of the 7 at 5’11 (Kenny is very into that) and loves to wear heels so she’s really out here towering over the peasants like the QUEEN she is lmao. She also dresses like a BARBIE I’m talkin the pastels that perfectly flatter her coloration, def some seersucker a-line dresses, MONOGRAMMED STUFF bruh they may be from assfucknowherecolorado but this lady dresses like she’s a pageant queen in the Deep South! It very much fits her as the baddest bitch in the mlm meeting (y’all keep her away from that shit frfr) she’s such a sweetie but she’s so damn susceptible to stuff like that oh noooo but then she winds up running the show 💀

She does indeed have the Eye Scar (blind in that eye she can’t legally drive rip) one eye is this pretty disney princess blue and the other is almost white but she looks SO fucking cool and the juxtaposition of her otherwise angelic features with a badass anime protagonist scar is KICKASS! Plussss since she dresses like fuckin Elle Woods but is taller than God just the BAD BITCH VIBES!!!

*CRAIG TUCKER MY DUDE!!! Ok so I believe I said that this mf is whole ass 6’4!!! “Yer a long boi ain’t ya” like bruh he’s so damn lanky whole ass string bean lmfao. I am an enjoyer of the Peruvian Crog hcs, so yep. Really dark black hair and grey eyes, he’s also like super hot??? I’m talking PERFECT skin, the most gorgeous chiseled face he deadass looks like a statue and women are all over him tryna flirt BUT!!! this mf is gayer than a mf picnic basket 😭

He’s seriously so cool looking but if you tell him that he’ll be like ?? It’s so funny bc Stan’s over here like “dude how do you wear a leather jacket without looking like a douchebag” and Craig’s like “idk?? I just do?” smh poor Stan he wants to look cool so bad and and Craig’s the only “cool guy” he knows but he’s not helpful at alllll.

He mostly dresses in dark colors, black, gray, navy, he’s like super hot but he is SUCH a loser!!! (I’m stealing this from my partner btw) one time he was just… walking around the apartment dressed as Spider-Man? And didn’t even acknowledge it? Like Tweek had a migraine and was bedridden and Craig fully just went up to him IN THE SPIDEY SUIT and handed him a jar of pickles “you should eat” Tweek was like “man WHAT are you doing dressed like that?!?” SMH he’s actually an icon

*TWEEK!!!!! Ok so Tweek (I’m projecting y’all know I love an artist character) he doesn’t own a single item of clothing that isn’t stained. And he mostly sticks to earth tones, a lot of green and brown, also let’s talk abt his skin. He has TERRIBLE skin! Cystic acne, he’s blotchy as shit, rosacea, got moles and freckles everywhere, acne on the left side of his chin from throwing up (when he’s in the drankin era) Kyle described him as scrunkly when they met lmfao like twerk is really just one of those little stray cats you see on the street. He’s honestly really cute tho

He’s LITTLE he’s Kenny’s height at 5’5 BUT!!! He’s literally so fuckin strong! Like out of him and crog? Tweek’s the jar opener. He has… actually kicked Stan’s ass at the gym (it was so unserious Stan was being angsty about a birthday and Ky was like “dude go spar Tweek or sum” and Stan has reservations bc he’s like a foot taller than Tweek and so much bigger and then Tweek kicked his ass!) smh they came home from the local planet fitness both smiling so hard and crog and ky were like TF?!?!? Like why are y’all beat up to hell

Tweek has very light blond hair, it’s technically curly but he pulls the hell out of it so it just kinda stands straight out, it literally feels like straw someone get this man some Fuckin conditioner

*Cartman! Ok I stand by him having heterochromia, he’s got one brown eye and one blue, totally thinks it makes him look “awesome and kewl” (it does lowkey) unfortunately he’s actually very attractive until he calls you a slur lmao. His features are literally perfect, he takes care of himself, skincare on point, LISTEN HE IS SO ABSURD about his cocktail of products it’s literally asinine

He’s around 5’9, and fat. Light brown hair that he keeps fairly short and ALWAYS immaculately styled. Like this guy cleans up NICE and u meet him for the first time and are thinking you’re meeting a very friendly lawyer type dude but then you shake his hand and he goes “what’s with the sword earrings, what? You just get off a dnd session?” Lmfao literally I cannot stress enough that he never grows out of being an asshole. He does MOSTLY stop with the truly offensive things though. Mostly. The Fuckwad Jar may have had something to do with it.

#bruhhhh #i am completely insane #out here once again w the #OrangeJuiceVerse #headcanons #this what the homies look like #south park #I am Kenny Kenny is me #also Marj kiss me rn #kenny mccormick #marjorine stotch #craig tucker #tweek tweak #eric cartman #these mfs

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measuringbliss · 9 months

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Marvel's Voices: Pride (2023)

My original text was erased, so I'll be more succinct this time:

The first story is more of an introduction, it's fun and lighthearted and I loved how colorful it was. 2 contrasted very directly with its confusing chronology and more sober artstyle, I didn't quite enjoy it. 3 is Web Weaver's introduction, I don't dig the protagonist's design but his love interest is very cute. 4 made me laugh (see the screenshot with Lacie Lorraine).

Also gotta love Wiccan's gay flag jacket hahaha. And turns out the lady has ADHD!!!!! Ooooh yeah baby. Hulking says he knows "a guy who keeps talking when he fights" which surely refers to Spidey. Didn't know they knew each other! It's a great, outlandishly wild story.

"Be Gay, Do Crimes" features Black Cat and Gambit. They make a fun pair! It's about Felicia's love life, and it ends quite well for her :-) The story also features pretty colorful art, which I'm grateful for.

"No Trespassing: Beware of the Dog" features queer-anarchist group The Commune as well as my beloved Spidey. The art can be very monstrous to a degree I wasn't prepared for hahaha.

It's also funny because The Commune steals exactly stuff I'd steal too if I were a thief (but I'm not). It's an alright story.

"Jumbo Carnation's Ultimate Creations", meanwhile, features a super-hero stylist. That's cool, I dig it! It's a short, but lovely one.

In "Today's Lesson", Bishop is a snack.

Overall it's an alright issue. I'm curious about some of these characters...

#comics #comic books #pride #pride month

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the-ever-flowing-styx · 1 year

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live reacting to ‘Big Ass Spider’ because i like to spread misery

Immediately bad vibes from ‘Splendid Film’, ‘Epic Pictures’ and ‘Film Entertainment Pictures’

what is this opening shot

he looks so emotionless and yet surprised

decent sfx ngl but that GREEN SCREEN

French man with a gay run

boobs

that sure is a Big Ass Spider!™️

why does he look happy now?????

TITLE SCREEN

butterworth

is that old lady groping him

‘butterWORTHLESS’

is this movie secretly anti-government????

she’s flirting with him ew

is he dead??

immediate ass shot on the first female character

gratuitous shirt removal

is he pretending to be a spy??

he is such a slut

he is a slutty slutty man

the score thinks this is a horror movie

the corpse is movinggg

spoke to soon on the score oops

spidey fingies

why is the light flickering????

is that a drill holy shit that is pathetic

WHY IS THE LIGHT FLICKERING

IT'S A SPIDER

nom

my favourite part of big ass spider is when the big ass spider said it’s spider time and spidered all over the place

fire alarm with no thingy to hit it

gay

argue argue

what are those hand movements

fthpthpthp

the morgue guy looks horrified

this plot wouldn’t happen if it wasn’t set in America

this movie has very unsubtle anarchist overtones

JESUS FUCK THAT BITE

the boss took a shot of aspirin what why

he looks bewildered

the security guard pulled a GUN on him

apparently this is a buddy cop movie but the buddies aren't cops???

fuckin ew bro

maybe it was a spider monkey

he's so deadpan i love him

rotating jose from big ass spider! in my head like a microwave

finally! actual police officers !!

no it's the ARMY

if i was a spider i would be spiders georg next question

jose is so me coded

he's just a little guy !!!1

just go down to the machine room normally??? what is this littlest pet shop shit

the army mans voice sounds dubbed why

contagion? like the hit movie contagion?

IT'S IN THE VENTS LIKE FROM AMOUNGUS

old man gonna dieee

oh no they're both in the vents from amoungus

that is a nest bro what the fuckk

why is he fangirling over the murder spider???

fire

old man cowboy

the extras look so out of it i feel bad for them

weirdos

'kwahdruhpuhled'

'kwahdruhpuhle'

the intern that did that sfx makeup is very talented

'pepwpewprepwepwpechewspceww'

her outfit is so impractical

me when i get you

the spider being a greedy capitalist is really making me think about how purposeful this stuff is

the acting performance is giving the villains from home alone

but not in a fun way

why are you shooting at it?? it's a spider????

turn on the fucking lights nitwits

slut

please don't eat it

why are you struggling so much it's a coin on some overrated thread

oh it spits acid now

and that is the worst sfx so far

'arikhnid?'

ily jose never leave me again

THAT'S THE NAME OF THE MOVIE

slut

jose is perfection

btw that twitter really exists look it up

shitty greenscreen plane my beloved

hacker montage

that is a big ass spider

'theree'

how is alex a miracle

jose is the miracle i see now

jose looks so rad in his sunnies

goofy ass camera quality

30???????

‘mahlted’

the music thinks this movie is so much scarier than it is

they look like npcs

did he forget his own name???

why did she answer the phone for some rando??????????

i love you jose

oh no people

they are playing beach volleyball in a park

gratuitous boob shot

gay walk strikes again

PERVERT

‘HAAAAGGHHHHH’

his shoe falled off :(

why is he aiming a gun at his computer screen

bro this is so far out of your jurisdiction

more anarchist overtones

so unsubtle

child no

just barely missed the child

is this movie anti police now too????

there are not thousands of people in the park there are maybe ten

no alex you cannot have your bribe back

that sure is a big ass spider

gratuitous boob shot

girl why are you still having a picnic there is a big ass spider murdering people

ass shot

worse sfx ever

omg hiiiiii

is this technically an alex ex machina??

yes jose get 'im

‘noooahhsh’

‘ your SPANGLISH is pressuring me’

alex stop being a fucking slut

chasing pussy and chasing spiders

‘MY TRUCK‼️’

pew

pew pew pew

jumpies

emotional WHIPLASH

why is she holding her earpiece they are talking in the real

noo jose lost his glasses :(

‘eksplohsiv’

so dramatic music

why are you touching him

they accidentally turned on the black and white filter

oops

bzzz

oh no she’s stuck how awfull

‘youah visinihtee’

me when i peel you

alex ex machina 2: electric boogaloo

this didn’t work last time and it won’t work this time

JOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

jose has plot armour and i’m thrilled

‘ruhn ahmuhk’

bro intentionally or not you made it

alien biology????

girl what the plot of this movie just did a 180

so true jose so true

‘woharld’

jesus christ you'd think to check your plants before you BREED THEM WITH ALIENS

no he doesn’t he’s talking out of his ass

he’s so stupid i hate him

omg this is the start of the movie

jumpies

png ass reflection

‘terhmihnaytoh’

crinkle

wow they found her. good job?

why do you trust these random ass men

i understand blindly trusting jose but alex????

THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE HORNY

how is she still fine

THE EGGS ARE HATCHING FUCK

jose figured it out :D

you just have to shoot the spider in the ass simple as

why do they have a flamethrower.

hey now saying you’re done with science is actually fucking weird bro

procedurally generated lookin street

ITS THE BEGINNING

different music? really?? at least commit man

oh thank god jose is fine

if jose was in literally any other movie

if jose doesn’t survive i swear

jose slayed that backwards hat

jose is such a girl boss for this

oh my god alex why are you making jokes right now

she was literally being dragged to her death no there was a boob shot fuck me with a chainsaw

if they kiss i’m suing

missiles!!!

no he did not that is bullshit

of course it’s still alive, spiders don’t take fall damage /s

babe????? whyyyyyyy???????????

cmon jose i believe in you :D

he’s so babygirl

how did that work

OMG it’s called Big Ass Spider! because they shot it in the ass!!!

shut up jose did all the work

this makes me angry

i am going to vomit

yes jose they should get a room

teaser for Big Ass Cockroach!

okay it’s over now, if you’re here thank you so much

#styx posts #live reaction #please help #big ass spider!

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moon3thereal · 3 years

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….uk after cutting off those nipples (woth nats knives ofc) i could strangle them with spideys webs and then photon blast them (our beloved carols courtesy ofc’ as i use wilson’s wings to hang upside down-

🤠jk but not really dont take me srsly (u should)

Ladies, gentlemen, esteemed bastards and respectable fuckos, I present to you all with the my child that I am so fucking proud of, HEAR THAT 🤠 ANON???

#alina talks #my beloved child

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 3 years

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Forgotten Days

Summer days in the backyard with my dog in a garden pool;

Winter with its white-cloaked grounds and snowmen;

Autumn in the yellow woods and crinkling leaves

And spring spent lazing over flowerbeds.

I miss my childhood and the creeping willows,

The horror tales and adventures in the holly groves;

The swings in the park and swirling with the winds.

Ice creams and the fragrance of the tulips

Of my mother’s beloved flower shop.

Grandmother’s home-baked cookies

On a good winter evening

And grandfather’s anecdotes of a ruddy war.

Pretending to be others and laughing

At grown men with bushy beards

And ladies with funny hairdos.

Imagining what life would have been

In those good ol’ days for I can barely remember.

Anything having to do with music,

Wandering off in the abyss with songs

And dusky days of darkness.

Old worn spines of books and tea stains on torn pages.

Cloudy days and brooding at the windows

Of my parent’s room for hours.

Writing poems about an interesting pillowcase

Or the raspberry bushes that resemble my ghost.

Grey glooming over green trees like jagged hills,

And the loud restlessness of the breeze jostling the grass.

Childhood could not have been better,

Now that I have forgotten most of it.

~Cole E. Whittaker

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literaryeagle · 4 years

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Once upon a time, Spider-Man and Venom were enemies. But now, they were good friends. Because I said so. And one beautiful day, Spider-Man and his sweetheart Mary Jane decided to invite Eddie Brock and his alien Other on a double date to the park. Spidey and Mary Jane sat in the couple swing, while Eddie and his beloved Other just needed a single swing because they shared one body. Convenient! It was a romantic date indeed, and a lot of fun.

Alas, not everyone in the park had peaceful intentions...

At a shady umbrella table, the notorious Carnage had been invited by Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus to take part in their latest wicked scheme. Oh no! But then Carnage remembered that he hated planning, so he stomped away from the villains' meeting in a huff. Being part of a scheme would be so boring!

Cletus Kasady, the human half of Carnage, decided to take his beautiful symbiote wife Red out on a date instead. And with that, they went to another part of the park to play on the slide:

Sure, it was weird, but more importantly it was unexpected, and that was just the way Cletus liked it!

Ah, but what about the other two villains? Did they ruin our heroes' double date? Keep reading to find out!

Fortunately, Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus didn't get the chance to cause too much trouble before they were stopped by Ghost-Spider, Black Cat, and Spider-Woman. Yay! After that, the ladies decided to celebrate by playing on the merry-go-round. They invited Mary Jane to join them:

They had a lot of fun on the merry-go-round. In fact, they had so much fun that Venom and Spider-Man decided to play there next, but they ended up spinning around and around so fast that Eddie, his Other, and Spider-Man somehow got all tangled together! The symbiote became completely blissed out from being attached to two of its favorite people at the same time, causing it to just melt into happy goo that left Eddie and Spidey stuck together. Oops...

Carnage thought that Venom and Spider-Man's predicament was hilarious. In fact, he thought it was so funny that he fell over laughing and didn't even fight back as the authorities took him away. Sure, it was ridiculous, but at least it meant that nobody got fridged.

Luckily, Mary Jane was able to help the Venom symbiote to pull itself together and get Eddie untangled from Spidey, and then they were all able to continue their double date without any further complications:

They relaxed in some comfortable chairs, and admired the sunset together. It was a quiet, peaceful end to a beautiful day... which turned into a hilarious evening for Mary Jane when she checked Tumblr and found out that pictures of Eddie and Spidey tangled together had gone viral!

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I hope you enjoyed this silly post. Keep checking my blog for more Venom content!

#Venom #Symbrock #Veddie #Spider Man #Carnage #Mary Jane Watson #Green Goblin #Doctor Octopus #Ghost Spider #Black Cat #Spider Woman #other merchandise

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quitetommy · 5 years

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sickness and health- even before the big day

so like the ending is trash because i didnt know how to end it and i didnt wanna make it into a series but hope you enjoy!!!! this is doctor!tom!!! so im warning yall that this is all about injury and its loosly based off greys anatomy so if you cant watch that then you probably shouldnt read this but anyways- enjoy

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Tom’s days were long, they went from early mornings until late into the night, when the sun was no longer apart of the equation. Usually, the young doctor’s life was hectic and he could be found running around like a chicken with its head cut off, but today was different.

Today, Tom found himself sitting back and chilling (for the lack of a better word) with his mates. He knew the unspoken rule of never saying that it was quiet because then all hell would break loose, and to be completely candid, he was perfectly fine with how his day was going, especially for the fact that in 10 short minutes he would be walking outside to join his fiancee. The two hadn’t had a date night in awhile, due to Tom’s crazy schedule, and they were more than happy to take his free night and spend some time together.

Breaking him from his thoughts, Tom’s buddy, Harrison spoke up, “Hey mate, what’s Y/N got planned for you tonight?”

Tom felt his thin lips stretch into a wide smile, showing off his teeth. “Not sure. She did say something about going to buy groceries for my favorite. We’ll probably just have a night in, which we both are-”

The curly headed boy was cut off when a shout was heard through the small ER. Both Tom’s and Haz’s heads snapped to the man running in. He was covered in blood and he looked beyond scared, he was carrying an almost unconscious girl. And from where Tom and his mate were standing, they couldn’t tell that it was his beloved Y/N.

“Please, someone help!” His shouts of panic put the two boys into action, Tom sprinting to the man and woman and Harrison running to grab a gurney. Tom had snatched a pair of blue gloves off the counter as he ran over and was now snapping them onto his hands. “Okay sir, everything is going to be alright. Can you tell me what happened?”

Harrison was now back with the gurney and Tom was taking the injured woman from the man’s arms, still looking at the stranger, he asked again, happy that he answered.

“I-I don’t know. Some guy-! Think it was a robbery! She wouldn’t give ‘im anything, so he just started beatin’ her and then took off with her wallet.” Tom nodded along to his story, ready to ask the man if he was hurt himself but then his friend called his name, fearfully.

Turning around, the handsome doctor lost his breath. He felt like he had been punched in the chest. Now that her hair was moved from her face and she wasn’t hunched over in a stranger’s arms, he was able to see who the young girl was- his girl.

She was staring up at Harrison with wide eyes, she hadn’t seemed to recognize where she was or who she was looking around for someone, probably Tom, and was crying out. It looked like she was having trouble opening her mouth and Tom felt his heart break into two. And with a heavy heart, he yelled out, “We need some help over here, now!!”

Getting Y/N onto the backboard was easy, so was getting the neck brace on her. The hard part was keeping her still- that and keeping Tom at arms length. All of the doctors, even though they were friends, were continuously yelling at him to stay back. He refused, that was his girl, he wasn’t going to just not help her. She would move mountains if she could help him the same way that he was helping her.

Everyone was talking at once and Tom felt like his brain and throat were being squeezed in a vice. He heard someone say, “Send blood for a crossmatch.” Haz, maybe?

He heard another person say, “Belly is soft!”

And another, “Bruising on the left chest.” Tom was breathing heavily as he watched his girl frantically look around the room. She was still crying, her mouth still clenched shut. “Pulse is down to 88, I’ve got a line going in now.”

Tom heard the doctor curse loudly, “Her vein is collapsed. I can’t get it in.”

Another doctor answered, “Try a central line.” The doctors working on his pretty girl were talking nonstop and listing off her injuries and with every word, Tom felt his heart break a little more. Leaning over his girl, but staying out of the way of the working doctors, he said, “You’re gonna be just fine. You’re gonna be fine, alright?”

More doctors rushed in, each working on their part of the body, and he blocked out all the things they were saying. Tom was grateful that he worked at such a good hospital, that his girl had the best team. The vice around his throat clamped shut when they decided to move Y/N. Her screams were loud and full of obvious pain as they worked on her- moving the poor girl to her side, putting in tubes, cleaning up her wounds, setting bones. With every single thing they did, Tom felt like his heart was going through a meat blender. He couldn’t stand it.

One of the doctors- a neurosurgeon- asked, “Y/N, honey, I’m gonna need you to move your fingers for me. Can you do that?” When nothing happened, the room seemed to stop, and she asked again, “or- or your toes.” Nothing. It was like she hadn’t even heard the critical request. Tom felt his heart stop when the thought crossed his mind- she couldn’t hear.

She couldn’t hear anything.

The brain know-it-all stated this time- no question in her voice. She was demanding. “Come on. Just come on. Wiggle something.” Tom shook his head as he lifted up a heavy hand and snapped next to her ear, and then reached across and did the same to the other. And when nothing happened, when she didn’t respond and just kept on groaning in pain, he said, “Guys.”

When none of the doctors stopped to listen, he said, louder this time, “Guys, I don’t think she can hear us!”

“What?”

“What? Are you sure?” All of the doctors paused their work for a fraction of a second. The heavy hearted boy grabbed a light and started to look in her ears, calling out her name. He was hoping he was wrong, but unfortunately, he was right. There was obvious damage to her eardrums. “She can’t hear anything we’re saying.”

Then everything took a turn for the worst and Tom felt like he was going to throw up. Hsi heart was in his stomach and he was on the verge of a panic attack. The machines that were hooked up to his pretty lady started beeping in wild succession. A doctor concluded, “We are gonna have to intubate.”

Another well trusted man said, “her jaw is locked. There’s no way!”

The head of plastics said, “If I can reduce the swelling, you can get one in.” he paused and looked at Tom, then back to the injured friend, “I’m gonna have to pop her jaw.”

Tom was in hysterics. “No way!”

“I have to! It’s gonna hurt like hell, but I’m sorry, I have to.” And before he knew what was happening, he was being held back as he watched in pure agony. He watched as the doctor placed his thumbs in her mouth as best he could and as Tom fought against his friend that held him to the wall he shut his eyes, not wanting to see her in any more pain. Perhaps that was worse, though, because he could still hear the loud yell of pain that his pretty girl let out and Tom felt nothing but anger. Anger because his girl was hurt and anger because he couldn’t do anything to help her. He was just beyond angry.

It was only hours later when Tom let himself be in the same room as her. When he finally stepped foot in her private suite he forgot how to breathe again. She looked horrible. She had bruising around her eye, it turning shades of purple and yellow. Her jaw was wired shut and she had a feeding tube going up her nose as well as a bandage wrapped around her whole head. Tom felt his heart drop to his stomach, he spoke, eyes down, “Hey, love.”

With no answer, he looked up to find Y/N looking at him with curious eyes. “Can you hear me?” She stared still, so he sighed and pointed to his ear and she shook her head. The lovesick boy felt his heart drop even further, if that was even possible. Realistically, he knew her hearing would come back and that the bruising would fade and that she would get better, but he was still feeling like he would always remember the feeling of seeing her so hurt. So broken. So defeat.

He couldn’t bear it. He wouldn’t. So for now he pulled over a chair and held her hand, comforting her without words, comforting her with all his love. Because that was his job as her future husband.

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qcpmedia · 4 years

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“Birds of Prey”: A Crisis of Infinite Harleys

by Chris Clay

Ok-- let's get this part out of the way first: I love Harley Quinn.

Have done since her debut on Batman The Animated Series. My mother let my dad take me to see Tim Burton’s brilliant 1989 Batman film (I was 5 at the time) because she was under the assumption that Batman was always the high camp she remembered enjoying in the television show from her childhood. Thanks, Adam West! My journey into comics began shortly after learning to read with classical mythology, so I was totally prepared for all manner of tales about monsters, demons, serial killers, human traffickers, etc. Quickly becoming an avid comic reader, 10 year-old me was a DC & Marvel veteran who spent a lot of mental energy filling in the blanks on the softened-for-cartoons versions of Bats, Spidey & the X-Men.

After years of seeing "versions" of my favorite supers onscreen, I thought this new character, originally the Joker's jester henchwoman, was a breath of fresh air. She seemed like the perfect fit for both the show and the Joker, the first real Manic Pixie Dreamgirl. She was funny but also scary, vulnerable and just overall awesome. Best of all? She didn’t seem nerfed for kids tv. She just seemed oddly... real. And she was contagious. That complex reality bled onto anyone she shared enough screen time with. She helped me to see Poison Ivy as the troubled yet brilliant and sensitive person the show had always hinted she was. Besides Catwoman, no other character tested Batman's rigid sense of right and wrong more beautifully. Even Joker seemed multifaceted when Harley was around. I cheered as loudly as anyone when she ditched that clown, and those Harley/Ivy episodes were some of the best the series had to offer.

OG Harley & subsequent versions over the years tended to show a woman that was preyed upon by a master manipulator who pushed her to the edge of sanity. To the edge, not over it. She was definitely traumatized, but the original portrayals never presented any extreme mental problems. Sure, she was codependent & had a temper. And shitty taste in men. Those traits in moderation are not craaaazy. That's just being human.

Harley continued to evolve over the years, shaped by many creators and performers across multiple mediums. Her look has changed, her status as villain or antihero has vacillated and her relationships have been presented more and more as on her terms rather than something foisted upon her by chance.

The characterization problems started in comics, but David Ayers' disappointing 2016 Suicide Squad film brought this lesser Harl to the masses, along with a version of her *ahem* more revealing New52 costume, seemingly metahuman durability & chalk white skin. I always loved the idea that Harleen had the ability to take her jester clothing & clown makeup off, sit around with an equally dressed-down Ivy and talk about who they really were, what made them tick. This new Harley (like her modern comics counterpart) was always "on", displaying very little of the soulful, mature character many of us comics & animation fans know and love. Despite that, she was definitely the highlight of the film, and there were flashes of brilliance that made me believe Margot Robbie could get to the fundamental truths of the character if given another chance.

And that brings us rather neatly to Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn).

Harley Quinn, last seen in the aforementioned Suicide Squad, has just been dumped by the Joker & is forced to make her own way in Gotham City’s underworld. In short order, she meets Dinah Lance, Renee Montoya, Helena Bertinelli & Cassandra Cain. All of these ladies have, for various reasons, fallen onto the radar of neat-freak gangster Roman Sionis, played with scenery-scarfing delight by Ewan MacGregor. Forced to band together to survive, they eventually learn that despite their considerable individual talents, they're more formidable as a team.

For some reason I still can’t quite articulate, I remember being slightly underwhelmed when the cast was announced. I liked all of the actors... hell, each of them has had at least one role I absolutely loved them in-- but I still felt they were odd choices for their respective roles in this movie (more on that later). The trailer was where I got genuinely worried that Warner might be climbing back into the hole so many creators toiled to pull the DC film properties out of.

However, as I said in the beginning, I love Harley Quinn. I was definitely going to see this movie. In Margot Robbie, I felt Harley had a champion on par with Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool or Hugh Jackman as Wolverine; an actor who would work tirelessly to get their character right, on the page & onscreen, however many tries it took. Plus she was saying some interesting things about what she thought the the film & the character should represent during the rollout (and I know the movie isn't the trailer), so I was at "cautious optimism" by the time I sat down to watch the film.

I was totally wrong about one thing: the cast is the best thing about the movie, and that’s not some backhanded compliment. K.K. Barrett's production design is great, colorful while not feeling cheap or phony, and Cathy Yan has a great eye for fun directing choices that keep things zipping along... but the cast is the real MVP. They’re actually great.

Jurnee Smollet-Bell is understated & surprisingly physical as tough-as-nails chanteuse Dinah Lance, a classic “woman trying to keep her head down in a bum situation”. She gave modern comic book moll vibes & I Stan. Rosie Perez's Renee Montoya brought a dose of realism to the candy-coated insanity swirling all around her while also giving Harley an entertaining foil for the first 2 acts. She has probably my favorite fight scene in the entire movie.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead, the person I went into the movie thinking was the most grossly miscast, is hands down my favorite character in the film. She's equal parts ruthless & socially awkward, a take on Huntress that is somehow both anachronistic & perfectly in step with her comic counterpart. Even newcomer Ella Jay Basco brings a unique charm to what could have easily been an irksome reimagining of fan favorite Cass Cain as a sassy teenage pickpocket. MacGregor’s turn as Sionis is less a character than he is a symbol, acting as a stand-in for various brands of broken maleness, but the guy’s clearly having a blast and he has decent enough chemistry with the leads. Chris Messina as Victor Vsasz is an absolute snoozefest, a waste of both character and actor that I’ll give no more space or attention.

Now for the elephant in the room: Margot Robbie's Harley is my least favorite thing about the whole movie.

"But Chris..", I hear you yelling at your computational device, "...you said she was the lone bright spot of SS!"

True, but in a film with clever, unmuddied direction & other actors that actually display some semblance of emotion or charisma for more than one scene a piece, the bar has been raised this go round & Robbie's frantic mugging limbos under said bar by a mile. What’s worse is that she actively takes screen time that could be better spent fleshing out one of the other four characters. Only Huntress (who has probably the least screen time of any of the leads) actually has a backstory, but her origin is a large part of the plot. One could be forgiven for thinking the she wouldn’t have had one at all otherwise. We don’t really know anything about Cassandra Cain, Montoya is literally just Stock Cop, and you could make a whole movie out of how the hell Dinah ended up singing at Sionis’ club. And where the hell is the Joker?! Why is he letting Harley destabilize Gotham’s balance of power or letting Sionis threaten his ex-puddin’ while also claiming to be the the underworld’s top dog? Instead of answering these questions, we get a bunch of throwaway characters attacking the newly-emancipated Quinn and Suicide Squad flashbacks that look even uglier than before when placed side by side with the production design of this film. The fact that most of these characters are so thinly characterized yet still connect is a testament to the performances and chemistry of the central cast.

You get the feeling that a lot of this movie was Robbie as producer, exerting her ideas & energy onto a massive production that needed a lot of moving parts to line up in order to work. It's not easy to have everything riding on you, whether it’s the future of the DCEU, progressive representation of women in film or just your own movie stardom. I understand that and I sympathize. This frantic, flailing movie is the product of some 3 years of rewrites and pitching, shooting on and off for 9 months, plus all the promo stuff. Every interview that I've seen the cast do has basically been Robbie explaining things ad nauseam while Jurnee Smollet-Bell or Mary Elizabeth Winstead kind of quietly nod in agreement, with the exception of the recent season premiere of Hot Ones, where capsaicin finally allowed someone else get a word in edgewise. The real problem with that comes when you see the movie and realize she’s contextualizing so much of the film on other media outlets because the film itself doesn’t really seem to have the time or interest, leaving it’s star to try and explain what we actually see onscreen on the press tour. This leads to a situation akin to Final Fantasy XV, where the player needed heaps of supplemental content to understand what could and should have been included in the story proper. She just seems overworked, similar to when Ben Affleck wanted to perform the Herculean task of writing, directing & starring in the next solo Batman film. Maybe Margot & Harley both need a little break?

The internet is scrambling to diagnose why a well-reviewed movie starring a beloved character played by a popular actress is underperforming at the box office, citing everything from the trailer to the rating to the movie’s title, with many (including BoP creator Gerry Conway) blaming the lackluster box office on sexism, but I think there might be a simpler answer: this version is trying to pull from the entire history of Harley to create a singular characterization from sometimes disparate portrayals. It doesn’t help that Robbie’s Quinn exists in a universe that’s constantly shifting under her feet after every film.

Most comic characters are criticized for being inaccurate to the source material but Harley has arguably the opposite problem; almost a Crisis of Infinite Harleys, where Robbie and Warner Bros. want to stuff the best elements from every version of Harley into every movie she’s in. It’s supposed to be fan service but instead, often feels scattered and tiring. Not to mention the stuff these films just pluck straight out of thin air that don’t work...

The DC Universe version of the character chose to leave the Joker on her own terms and I thought that was a brilliant and socially relevant writing choice, so it was strange to then see the more mainstream (and arguably more popular) version of Harley be dragged out of Joker’s hideout, kicking and screaming. In a film who’s title was purposely made ridiculously long to accentuate the character’s supposed newfound self-sufficiency, For all of the things that do work well, Birds of Prey just doesn’t feel like what’s explicitly promised on the tin.

I still love Harley Quinn, and I still think Margot Robbie’s the right person for the job. No need to Pattinson her or anything... just put less on her plate and give the character and the movies she’s in a clear, singular direction. Pretty please, puddin’?

#birds of prey #harley quinn #dceu #margot robbie #ewan macgregor #jurnee smollett bell #rosie perez #dc comics #black mask #renee montoya #batman #ben affleck #robert pattinson #movies #essay

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parkersharthook · 5 years

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All My Sides Ch. 3

(Peter Parker x female!reader)

warnings: tension, stupid decisions, kidnapping

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Ch 2

“Spider-man… I have something you want.”

Peter’s blood ran cold as the video panned over to Y/n who continued to hold her head high despite the fear in her eyes. She had a bruise forming around her right eye and blood spotted on her bottom lip. Her wrists were bound behind her back and her feet were tied to the chair she was currently sitting in. There was a gag in her mouth. Peter sprung to his feet, running to get his suit on immediately.

“Spider-man… this is a live video that is playing on every news station and screen available. Every billboard in Times Square, every phone in civilians’ hands, every radio and TV station… they will see your beloved Y/n Y/l/n die if you don’t listen to every instruction I give.” Peter watched on the TV in his room as Dr. Connors appeared with a sinister grin. “Meet me in Time Square in thirty minutes or…” he glanced back to Y/n, “well you can guess.”

“Mr. Parker, Sir is calling you.”

“Decline.” Peter’s voice came out rough and gritted as he pulled on his civilian clothes over his Spiderman suit and shoved his mask into his backpack. He slung it over his shoulder and sprinted down the steps of the tall tower, and continued running the short distance to Times Square. He saw the hordes of people stopped and staring at the billboards and then to the sky as numerous avengers began to appear in the sky overhead. Peter pulled up his hood and dropped his head. He knew what Dr. Connors was looking for, and if he let Y/n get hurt due to his stupidity… he would never let himself live it down.

The mad scientist came back onto the screen, “I’m glad you followed my orders Spider-man. But I see you didn’t show up as you… I’m proud. You remembered our little game. Citizens of New York!” His voice bellowed out of every speaker nearby, “We’ve been missing a certain web slinger for the past week. No one knew why, until now. Our friendly neighborhood Spiderman,” he spat out every word, “has lost his powers.” Gasps rippled through the crowd.

He continued, “He is just an ordinary boy. But this is no ordinary girl, you see. This is Y/n y/l/n. Not only is she the daughter of former police captain but she has a special relationship with Spidey. And if he doesn’t cooperate then at 6:30 pm her body will be dropped from the bell tower of St. Margaret’s church. You know the one.” Y/n’s eyes filled with terror and her body tensed against its restraints. “So… Spidey. You know where to meet me. It’s where we first met. Just you and me. You have twenty minutes.”

Peter could still see the avengers with the ability of flight soaring through the sky scanning the people below them. They were looking for him, trying to stop him from doing something stupid. He noticed Sam tuck his wings and turn tightly around, heading towards the large church in search of Y/n. Peter shook his head and fell into the crowd of people. He knew that Y/n wouldn’t be there. He quickened his steps as he walked towards what might be the place of his demise. He had shit to do.

~.~

“Can anyone see him?” Tony barked out from his spot above the pointing crowd

“Nothing.” Bucky muttered as he pushed through the crowd.

“He should be here!” Steve growled out into the comms.

“That guy said that this was a game.” Wanda stated, looking down back alleys for him. “They’ve done this before.”

“So Peter’s not here?”

“He said that Spiderman showed up but not as ‘him’.” Natasha muttered and then it clicked, “he’s not out as Spiderman.”

“Fuck.” Steve muttered, “We’re never going to find him.” He turned his head towards the sky as Sam began to fly back in, “Sam?”

“She’s not there. Nobody is.”

“It’s a game guys.” Wanda repeated, heading towards the rendezvous point. “Nothing is going to be straight forward. Stark, don’t you have some kind of tracking on his suit?”

“If he even has the suit…” Tony muttered, “But it’s only activated when he has the mask on.”

“Well we know he’s going to confront this guy either way. We’re just gonna have to wait.” Sam suggested.

“Not gonna happen.” Bucky growled out.

“Bucky’s right.” Clint said, “let’s find out everything we can about this guy.”

“We can’t waste time going back and forth between the tower and here.” Natasha met Bucky’s eyes from across the crowd and nodded slightly. “Meet me and Bucky on the corner of Broadway and 7th. I have a plan.”

~.~

“Seriously guys?” Tony said with a raised eyebrow as he stepped through the doorway into the small apartment. Natasha rolled her eyes and walked to a small linen closet.

“We don’t tell you everything Stark.”

Tony sat down in an office chair and spun around slowly, “but maybe you should.”

Wanda picked up a throw pillow with a small smirk, “it’s cute.”

Bucky fought back a groan, “don’t make us regret this.”

Clint folded his arms and leaned against the wall, “so what’s the point of this. Why are we here?”

Natasha pulled out 2 large metal briefcases from the closet and set them on the dining room table, “It’s close to times square and St. Margaret. We can use this as a base until we know for sure what is happening. It saves time and energy.”

“We have more resources at the tower.” Tony drawled out in a complain

Steve rolled his eyes, “Natasha has everything we need right here, and I know you have your mobile computer with you. You take it everywhere.”

Tony grumbled under his breath but still pulled out a rectangular device. He flicked it in the open space causing blue holographic projections of the news to appear. Wanda and Clint took a step closer to examine each broadcast and headline. Anything that could give them a clue.

They all worked in silence for a while, trying to solve the mystery when Tony spoke up, “A secret apartment? Really?” Everyone groaned in annoyance, “next thing we know, you’ll be telling us that you two are married.”

Natasha walked by him with a stack of reports. She sent him a devious wink, “maybe we are.” She sat down at the table with the folders and opened them up one by one.

Steve, who had been looking over her shoulder, stopped her movements. “Check out this one.”

“But you guys aren’t… right?” Tony turned to Bucky who was concentrating on the profile of Dr. Connors, “married, I mean.” Bucky glanced up at the older man but offered no answer as he just got back to work.

“What’s important about this one?”

“Look at these.” He spread out the photos of a fight that Spiderman had been in a few years ago.

“What about them?” Wanda asked as she came up to the table. “It’s just Peter fighting a big lizard.”

“Right but look at this one.” Steve repositioned a grainy photo of Peter fighting a large lizard who had a shredded lab coat on his back.

Clint picked up the photo and looked at it closer, “I remember this. It was something with Oscorp before they went out of business. SHIELD try to uncover the details, but everything was pretty much burned to the ground.”

“Gross… Oscorp.” Tony said with an exaggerated gag

“Do you remember anything else about it?” Steve asked Clint. Behind them Bucky’s eyes had widened as he read a particular file sheet.

Clint scratched his head like the old man he was. “I think that this lizard guy was some guy who experimented on himself. Went completely wrong, as they always do. But after the battle with Spiderman he didn’t show up for a while. We assumed he died.”

“Guys…”

“Why hasn’t anyone asked Peter about this?” Wanda asked

“It never came up, I guess.” Natasha supplied

“Guys…”

“Well after all of this is over we need to get more details on this.”

“Agreed.”

“Guys!” everyone turned to Bucky who had grown paler. “The lizard is Dr. Connors.”

“What?”

“Look here.” Bucky showed them all the written report on the scientist, “He was a scientist at Oscorp for years and then he suddenly went off the grid after that incident. He lost an arm from an accident and his main topic of research was regeneration of tissue.”

It clicked for Tony, “he tried to regrow his arm and turned himself into a lizard.”

Wanda furrowed her brows, “please connect the dots.”

Tony swiveled to face her, “lizards have a regenerative property. Dr. Connors probably studied them and mixed their genetic makeup with something else producing a mix of the super soldier, hulk, and Spiderman serum. He injected it into himself and it went wrong.”

“Meaning that he turned into a big ass lizard?” Steve asked, obviously still not convinced.

“Think about it. This doctor guy suddenly disappears after this incident with a large lizard which is the animal he happened to experiment on. Then he suddenly comes back looking for revenge on Spiderman?” Bucky said, “It’s obviously him.”

“Okay but how would he know Peter’s identity? Or his connection to Y/n?”

Wanda smacked her forehead, “Y/n had an internship with Oscorp back in Highschool. She literally worked next to the guy.”

“Okay but Peter and she weren’t dating back then.”

“But they were still friends.” Wanda supplied, “she told me that her and Peter would sometimes meet up for lunch during her break and talk about all this sciencey stuff. Dr. Connors even approached Peter about him working there full time.”

“But he decline because he had an ‘internship’ with Tony Stark.” Natasha supplied. Wanda nodded at her.

“Okay but how does he know that Peter is Spiderman?”

“Ladies and gentlemen! The main act has arrived!” The TV which had not been previously on, switched to life with the live broadcast.

Clint frowned deeply as he stared at the television, “oh shit here we go.”

~.~

Peter froze as the broadcast came over his phone.

“Hello there Spiderman! Still dressed as a civilian I see… good boy.” Dr. Connors’s voice was chilling. He continued on, “I’m proud of you for going where I wanted you to, but you aren’t finished yet.”

“Leave her alone!” Peter’s voice came out rough and hoarse.

“Tsk tsk tsk. Not so impatient young man. But congratulations are in order as you have solved my previous riddle. But alas neither I nor this fair maiden is there.” Peter moved to turn around and walk right back out of the sewer, but Dr. Connors’s voice stopped him. “Awww, don’t leave yet Spidey. In fact, I don’t think you can.” He laugh maniacally, “I have a camera on you right now. You turn around… you reveal who you are.”

Everyone tensed. Everyone in that apartment full of superheroes, everyone on the streets of New York, everyone who had a radio in their car, everyone who was hearing this tightened their muscles.

Natasha, though nervous for the boy, still had her mind in spy mode and took notice that Peter seemed to be in an abandoned subway tunnel.

“He has his backpack.” Wanda whispered, “That means he has his suit.” At least that was some good news.

“But Spiderman you seemed to overlook a few key details. Yes… it is true. I wanted you to end up where you are, but that isn’t where we first met. Think hard, Spidey. You can do it… you’re a smart boy.”

“Why don’t you just reveal my identity now? Why do this? What’s your end game?” Peter called, his back still turned to the camera

“What’s all the fun with that?” he cackled loudly. “You have 30 minutes to get where you need to be. And please… do show up as Spiderman. It’ll just make it that much more dramatic.” The screens went blank and it took a few moments for the shock to wear off.

Peter got moving immediately. He knew exactly where he had to go.

~.~

“Where is he going?” Tony asked in frustration as he slammed down some paper on the table

Steve pressed a finger to his ear, “Sam? Status?”

“Empty.” The voice came back static, but everyone still heard the message. They deflated.

“If he isn’t at the Oscorp building and he isn’t at his apartment, then where could that fucking mad man be?”

Natasha sat in silence, fingers pressed together as she thought over everything. She turned to Bucky who was in a similar position as her, “where did Y/n intern?”

“Oscorp Industries.” Bucky replied stoically.

“Yeah I know that. But where? Which location.”

“What do you mean which location?” Natasha rolled her eyes at her sometimes clueless boyfriend and pulled some papers closer to her. She checked them over once, twice, and then a third time again. Something wasn’t adding up. Click.

She opened her laptop quickly and typed out a quick google search. She let a small smile slip over her lips. “Boy oh boy, are you guys lucky to have me on the team.”

“What do you mean? What did you find?”

Natasha turned her laptop around as everyone crowded around, “The location listed under Y/n’s place of work is the Oscorp in Midtown. But if you go through the records of their listed employees she isn’t listed there.”

“An unpaid intern?” Wanda asked. Natasha shook her head and pulled Dr. Connors’s file closer.

“Look at his. Place of work, same building Red Division.” She pointed to something on her screen, “This Oscorp building was very open to the public. It had tours and interns and schematics online, but as we know Oscorp was into some very shady stuff.”

“They had a secret division with a secret building.” Tony said as he smacked his forehead, “how could we be so stupid?”

“But we would have found out about that when Oscorp fell.” Clint pointed out.

“Not if it was listed under a different name. That Oscorp building was organized into 3 colors or access levels: blue, green, purple. And if Y/n was as high up as she is labeled as, she would be in blue. There is no red.”

“Then where did Connors work?” Wanda asked, studying the file and still not making sense of anything.

“Here.” She typed out a quick search and spun the screen back around towards her teammates.

“Location not found?” Clint gave her a look

“Exactly. It doesn’t exist… anymore.”

“Wait… that address. That seems familiar.”

Bucky looked at the paper, “that’s because it was the Red Line Grocery Market back when we were kids. We worked there for two summers.” he looked up at Natasha, “but the address would still exist.”

“Not if they redid the gridlines in that neighborhood. That grocery store is still in business, bought by one Norman Osborn almost 2 decades ago. They moved locations once the gridlines were redone to a new and upcoming neighborhood… in Queens.”

“How did you even find that out?” Wanda asked somewhat amazed.

Natasha shrugged, “googled red division with Oscorp. The article that the Red Line Market was under new ownership came up. Researched the given address, linked it to its old address and the gridline renewal. Found its current location.”

“So, that’s where he’s hiding Y/n? In a grocery store?’

“Not exactly. A block from that store is a supply warehouse where they keep their inventory. I bet you, that’s where we find them.”

Bucky slowly shook his head, “I don’t doubt that this is all a connection but how on earth would Peter have his first meeting with Connors at this warehouse that no one affiliates with Oscorp?”

“I’m honestly not sure, but we’re gonna find out.”

~.~

Peter took a deep breath and walked through the warehouse doors. He didn’t even remember this place for the longest time, but as he took in his surroundings the memory came flooding back.

“Hey Peter!” Y/n called as she walked down the sidewalk with a new-found energy. Peter spun around, his bag of groceries hanging from his fingers. He smiled widely.

“Hey Y/n! What are you doing down here?”

“My boss sent me to pick up some supplies from the warehouse around the corner. I’m meeting another scientist there.”

Peter chuckled slowly as they fell into a steady rhythm, “no offense but that sounds kind of shady.”

Y/n laughed and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, “I thought so too honestly but a ton of the other interns have been here before and have met this Doctor, so I think everything will be okay.”

“Do you want me to walk you?” Peter suggested lightly, “Just in case?”

Y/n bit her lip and looked up at Peter through her eyelashes, “I’d like that.”

Peter pulled the mask over his face and threw his backpack behind some random shelf. He didn’t really care if he lost this one. “Spiderman!” The loud booming voice came through a set of speakers on the wall. Peter shivered, knowing that the man behind the voice was much closer.

“Welcome everybody! To the final act! This next performance will truly test your precious Spidey’s heroics… if he really is the hero you believe him to be.”

“Let her go!”

“Sorry Spidey… no can do.” his words came out slow and taunting. Peter wanted to punch him in the face. “do you remember?”

“remember what?”

“the first time we met. You stood in front of me, shook my hand, smiled, worked beside me.”

Peter shook his head and frowned, “I wish I never met you.”

“hey now. Don’t say anything that you’ll regret.” He stepped out of the shadows, crazed look in his eye. He cocked his head to the side and smirked, “words hurt you know.”

“Where is Y/n?”

He clicked his tongue, “oh don’t worry… I’ve been taking very good care of her.”

~.~

“Guys! Guys!” Wanda yelled loudly pulling everyone out of their heads. “he’s back on.”

Bucky leaned against the back of the couch as he stared at the TV, “well Nat he looks like he’s in a warehouse.”

“And you’re surprised because?” She smirked as she loaded a gun and slipped it into her thigh holster. “Now what are you waiting for? Let’s go get our boy.”

~.~

Connors pointed his finger at Peter and stepped towards a large door, “follow me Spiderman, I’ll take you to her.” Peter took a hesitant step forward as Connors whirled around to face him again, “oh by the way you’re still being broadcasted. Say hello to New York!” He waved his hand excitedly into the air.

“Dr. Connors, you’re sick. You’re not stable.” Peter said calmly and slowly

Connors’s eye twitched and he shook slightly, “I’m fine! But your girl won’t be if you continue like this.” he breath heavily, “now… follow me.”

“Dr. Connors, you know me. You know Y/n. You don’t want to hurt us, and I don’t want to hurt you.” He raised his hands steadying them. His web shooters pointed directly at the man.

He cackled maniacally, “You think that I know you can’t handle your web shooters? You have no powers! You are nothing right now! Oh silly silly boy.” He pulled a small button out of her pocket and hovered his thumb over it dangerously close. “I press this, and she’s gone.”

“What?” Peter’s voice cracked slightly

“There is a gun.” Peter swore he stopped breathing, “Sitting directly in front of Y/n. Fully loaded and ready to be fired. now guess what the button does.”

Peter didn’t know what to do. he was lost. He had never been in this situation.

“now, if you’re’ ready to cooperate. Follow me.” Peter took slow hesitant steps behind the crazy doctor until the two entered a large empty room. In the middle was a metal chair, she was tied to it. Her hair was matted to her face with sweat, small dribbles of blood were falling down her face. A gun sat directly in front of her face. She shook with fear.

“Y/n….” Peter barely whispered. he moved to reach her, but Dr. Connors just moved his thumb closer to the button. Peter stopped and tore his eyes away from Y/n to look at Dr. Connors, “lower the trigger. What do you want? Money? Security?”

Dr. Connors laughed and shook his head, “don’t be ridiculous Spiderman. I know you don’t have any money and the minute that your little Y/n is here, I know you’d send those little friends of yours to find me. No, I want something else. Something that only you can give me.” His smile widened, and Peter felt his blood run cold.

He watched as Dr. Connors slowly walked over to Y/n and pushed the chair forward by an inch, the gun almost pressing against her skin. She whimpered in fear and squeezed her eye tightly.

Peter’s voice wavered, “what do you want? I’ll do anything.”

“I know…”

“please, Dr. Connors.” Peter was one threat away from dropping to his knees and begging.

He laid a surprisingly soft hand on Y/n’s head, but she flinched away anyways. “I want you to take off your mask, Spiderman. Reveal yourself for who you truly are.”

Ch 4

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marvelvsmarvel · 5 years

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MCU Phase 4: Original Avengers Speculation

FIRST THINGS FIRST REST IN PEACE UNCLE TONY AND AUNTIE NAT!!

Cap has pretty much retired and I hold that when he and Sam had the long handshake where Sam noticed the wedding band that he slyly was slipping him the super soldier serum.

Thor Love and Thunder... Let me take this moment to claim how I predicted that Natalie Portman was back! and that she would become the Mighty Thor. I know I’m not the only one but check the archive I put it out there and there’s more yet to be seen that I could end up being right about too! (cough Lady Sif). But this suggests that Chris Hemsworth may be moving into his RDJ pension plan where he’ll be making more cameos as Thor Odinson was still last scene joining up with the Guardians.

Black Widow Movie is LIFE so obvious reasons but I’m just saying expect a whole lot of John Wick level body counts. Confirmed to be taking place between Civil War and Infinity War introducing Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova, David Harbour as the Red Guardian and Rachael Weisz as a seasoned Red Room graduate. Timeline wise the Accords forced her to go on the run and at some point she joined back Team Cap. In a deleted scene she talked about how after Winter Soldier she went back home to find her parents in which case she visited their grave sights. Taking it at face value we didn’t get the beautiful memorandum for Natasha in Endgame like we did for Tony and I believe that with how we’ve seen Black Widow grow and really develop a tremendous character arc that culminated in her heroic sacrifice that I believe this film will narrate itself less of journey of self discovery and more of a love letter to the fans from Scarlett and her own personal memorandum for her beloved Nat.

Hulk lends the intriguing aspect of always only being used for cameos. There was a mini science bro deleted scene where he and Spidey were supposed to geek out at Tony’s funeral so perhaps there he could be of some assistance. Recall that a mural of his face dawns the halls of Midtown Tech. Maybe he joins back up with the Revengers just in time to see that my prediction was right! Or maybe he pairs with Doctor Strange for a little bit of comic book Defenders action and runs into Edward Norton.

Clint’s storyline actually the most interesting to me and it’s not because of Kate Bishop and the Matt Fraction run. It’s been confirmed that this will take place in between Infinity War and Endgame while Clint is dawning the Ronin persona and getting his Ninja Assassin on. But ultimately that’s where I find the key to Phase 4 and 5 and the greater MCU. At Comic Con folks were concerned that there wasn’t any Avengers news let alone Fantastic Four or X-Men news. Surely they may reveal more of that and Phase 5 at D23 next month but at the same time Kevin Feige has been saying that they have the next 5 years planned out since last year. But think about it! In the MCU what is taking place in the next 5 years?! ENDGAME! So there in a lame sense there shouldn’t be an Avengers film until 2023! But that’s where I don’t see the Hawkeye series being at the end as a coincidence. In the comics it was Clint as the Ronin persona who discovered the presence of Skrulls on Earth while fighting the Yakuza in Japan. And where did we catch up to Clint in Endgame? As Ronin fighting the Yakuza in Japan... and I believe it’ll be Ronin again who discovers the Secret Invasion taking place on Earth and having the Skrulls as the main villains for the Avengers through the next few Phases.

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writingwhizzbees · 6 years

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A Plethora of Dates with Peter Parker #2

A/N: Hi, amazing people! I haven’t written on here in so long and now I have a lot of free time, so why not start again!? Here is my masterlist, if you like this and want to read more. I hope you enjoy! :-) Part 1

The Bookstore

Now, this was your favorite place to go with Peter! You would spend hours there just looking through all the books together

Of course, you and Peter had to go through every section at the store... no exceptions! You could miss something new!

You two always started at the History section, but never paid attention to the books about wars or Presidents or the monarchy

Nope! You only cared about the books that talked about conspiracy theories

“Pete, Pete, Pete! Did you hear about the conspiracy that aliens made contact with humans in prehistoric times? And they taught early humans about technology and religion an-”

Old ladies always seemed to walk by and give you two weird looks when they heard your conversations

But you two didn’t care! You were too busy discussing the secrets of the universe!

“No way! That’s awesome!”

Peter would always act surprised at your new theory, even if he already heard about it.

He just loved to hear you talk and get so excited about something; it was like music to his ears

Your favorite section to go to with Peter was the children’s book section

“Ah! My favorite novels: Click, Clack, Moo and The Stinky Cheese Man!”

Peter always sat down on the floor and did a dramatic reading of one of the picture books

Bonus: he (of course) had a different voice for every character

Double Bonus: some kids at the store would sit down next to you two and giggle at his wacky story telling! Peter was a hit!

At the self-care and relationship section, Peter was very hesitant to pull a book off the shelves

One time he grabbed a book off the shelf without looking at the title, and it was a book on Kama Sutra

He looked through the first 7 pages until realizing what it was

You laughed about it for days, and Peter had to hide his red, embarrassed face for days

After going through the science section, the fiction section, the graphic novels section, you two got very tired and hungry

Thank the gods for that Starbucks in the middle of the store!

You two got your Starbucks treats (Peter usually got a huge chocolate chip cookie, while you got the rice krispy treat) and sat in a huge, lush arm chair in the corner of the store

With you in his arms, Peter held up the novel you two agreed on and you both began to read while eating your snacks

You are a faster reader than Peter, so when he is done reading the page, he usually taps your arm, signaling for you to finally turn the page

Putting the novel back after you read the first two chapters when a worker gives you and Peter a death glare, since you two stay there so close to closing time

You walk hand-in-hand back to your apartment and Peter can’t stop looking at you next to him

“I bought you something at the bookstore!” Peter beamed with a childish giggle following his exclamation

“Oh, Pete! You didn’t have to! I didn’t get you anything! I feel so ba-”

With a quick softness, Peter interrupts you with a gentle kiss and pulls out a children’s book that he was hiding inside his jacket the whole walk back

He can’t stop looking at you with his big, brown puppy dog eyes as you take the book from him and quickly read the title of your gift

“I Love You, Stinky Face”

A Concert

Concerts aren’t really Peter’s thing: too many people crowded around him and sometimes, with this spidey senses, the loud music can make his ears ring and his insides vibrate on another level

So, of course, Peter had to wear his ear plugs to the concert!

Along with your favorite green sweater of his (he didn’t really know what to wear to a concert, but he looked so cute and that’s all that matters!)

When you two first got there, you started in the back of the venue, but being the aggressive person you are, you wanted to get to the front

Peter held your hand and walked behind you as you pushed through the crowd and fought for the front

“Oh! Sorry, Sir!,” Sorry, ma’am! I didn’t mean to step on your feet!!,” [Y/N]! Slow down!”

During the concert, you caught Peter slowly bending down to lower and lower heights

“Pete! What are you doing? You look so uncomfortable!”

“I’m afraid the girls behind me can’t see! They’re so short; I don’t want to block their view!”

Even if the girls said they could see perfectly fine, he still crouched down a lil’

Peter standing there with his hands in his pockets perfectly still, afraid to make a fool of himself by dancing

You grabbing his hand and making him sway along to the music with you, causing him to become a blushing mess (thank you dark room!) and swaying off beat

However, when the band started to perform your favorite song, Peter couldn’t help but dance along with you. Your energy and excitement rubbed off on him!

He tapped his foot and would occasionally do little jumps; he had no idea what to do with his hands

Peter offering to record any song for you, since he was a little bit taller than you and had a better view of the whole stage (and he wanted you to enjoy the concert without any issues)

When the band played a slow song, Peter’s arm slowly made it across your waist and he pulled you into his side

It was way too loud to talk to each other, so you two just stood there, enjoying the concert and each other’s company

After the concert, you two walked out of the venue and Peter finally took out his beloved ear-plugs

“Do you wanna go get some milkshakes?” you drooled

“WHAT?? WHAT DID YOU SAY? I can’t really HEAR you, babe!” the ear-plugs did not work as well as he thought they would. He was yelling like a grandpa

You giggling and covering his mouth with your hand while shushing him

“You’re so cute!”

“WHAT? SAY THAT AGAIN?”

Game Night with Friends

Honestly, your friends are terrified of you both when it comes to board games

You start the night off “easy” with Clue

You always play as Mrs. Peacock and Peter always plays as Professor Plum

“I suspect...Professor Plum with the pistol in the ballroom. Peter, do you have any of those cards?”

You NEVER called him “Pete” during game night; only serious business here

Peter getting offended that you suspected HIS character (even though it’s totally random!)

“No, [Y/N]. I do not have any of those cards.”

Ned and MJ getting freaked out by how formal you both are

Every time you would mark something on your paper, you would catch Peter staring at you, trying to figure out where you are marking

“Peter is cheating!” you scream, “he’s cheating!”

“No, I am not!!” he would scream back and laugh at you when you accidentally show one of your cards

You would always win Clue, though. It’s your childhood favorite.

Ned and MJ are always so thankful when you finally switch to Scattergories, because who can be competitive at Scattergories, right?

Oh.. how wrong they are!

“Okay! “Reasons You’re Late” that start with the letter “p”, I put putting your keys in the freezer and forgetting they’re there”

“Peter... no way. There is no way I am giving you any points for that answer”

“Ned? MJ? It’s a good answer right?!” Peter looks at his friends with desperation in his eyes

“Sorry, Pete.. I gotta agree with [Y/N] on this one... your answer is pretty stupid,” Ned says with a chuckle

Peter letting out small grunts and sighs the entire time (he’s so dramatic, ugh)

“For Things in a Kitchen that start with R, I put round spoon”

Peter basically standing up in his seat, “That’s a qualifier! No qualifiers allowed!”

“But-”

“NO QUALIFIERS!”

Ending this intense night with the most intense game: Settlers of Catan

You two loved this game, but Peter always ended up getting very frustrated, because you always convinced Ned and MJ to go against him somehow

“Ned, I will give you two sheep for 1 brick.”

“Hmm.. any other offers?” Ned would look around and land his eyes on you

“Ned, I will give you two sheep for 1 brick!” you say with a smirk

“DEAL!”

Peter throwing his head back in frustration as you and Ned laugh with each other

MJ getting ahold of the robber and trying to decide whether or not to stop your brick flow or Peter’s log flow

You making intense eye contact with her and shaking your head violently

“MJ, please!” you begged, “Put it on Peter’s! I will buy you tickets to the Ruth Bader Ginsberg movie, please please please don’t”

“No! Don’t listen to her, MJ! I’ll read that Sylvia Plath book you’ve always wanted me to read!”

After careful consideration, MJ ended up putting the robber on Peter’s resources.

Of course, Peter started to tear up. He was screwed for the rest of the game.

“[Y/N], if you win, you have to kiss me” Peter said with a small chuckle

“Go away, Parker” you say while rolling your eyes

You won. Of course.

After MJ and Ned left, Peter sat on your couch and gave you a huge grin

“What are you smilin’ about, Parker? You just lost!”

“I don’t think so!” he said while reaching his arms out to you and pulling you on the couch next to him “I think you owe me something..”

You roll your eyes playfully for the last time that night and giggle in his face before giving him a soft kiss on the lips

You end up making out the rest of the night until your parents come home

Peter thinks your aggressive and competitive side is really hot. How could anyone blame him?

A Picnic

Oh, Geez! Peter has been planning this for weeks! He wanted it to be perfect

He first got the idea to have a picnic after watching the scene in Star Wars when Anakin and Padme had one

After that, he immediately began to plan the food that he would put in the picnic basket

His special ham and nutella sandwiches (at first you thought it was disgusting, but it grew on you)

Aunt May made her special creamy pasta salad

Peter went to the supermarket and picked out your favorite fruit and even made homemade chocolate chip cookies for you!

Aunt May thought the whole process was adorable; she couldn’t stop laughing at Peter as he slowly and carefully placed all the food in the basket

Peter picked you up at your apartment and you two walked to the nearest park

Thankfully, not a lot of people were there! You two set the blanket down in the shade and sat down together

He couldn’t stop staring at you and how your skin glistened in the sun and the bright yellow flower you placed in your hair on the way there. You are beautiful!

“Ham and Nutella sandwiches? My favorite!” you screamed before stuffing your face

Oh, god. He was in love with you. He always knew that in the back of his mind, but in that very moment, that very small moment, it filled up his entire mind and he couldn’t breathe

I’m gonna tell her. I’m gonna tell her today, he thought to himself

“Pete? Are you okay?” you asked when you noticed Peter wasn’t listening to you and was just staring straight ahead the entire conversation

“Wha- OH! Yes! I’m fine! Totally great! 100%! Awesome awesome awesome!” he rambled on

You giggled and handed him a sandwich

While you two ate and talked about your favorite shows, Ned’s new obsession with bolo ties, and Peter’s conspiracy theory that Aunt May is dating again, the sky began to turn gray

You two didn’t notice this change in weather until rain began to pour down on the Earth

“Oh god!” you screamed while getting up and running underneath a tree, Peter followed, but sadly, it didn’t protect you from getting rained on violently

“Let’s run to that park shelter in 3? Ready?” Peter said while grabbing your hand

“1...2....3...”

you two sprinted to the shelter while letting out high-pitched yelps as water drenched you and mud got on and into your shoes

All you could do was laugh your butt off once you got inside the shelter

You two were soaking wet and looked like you just got back from war

But Peter wasn’t laughing, He was just pacing back and forth with a sad look on his face

“Pete? Are you oka-”

“The chocolate chip cookies are ruined!” he mumbled “All the food is ruined! Oh, God! This is such a disaster”

“Pete! It’s gonna be oka-”

“Of course this happens to me! I wanted it to be perfect, I wanted to tell you I love you and have the perfect date, but now Aunt May is going to kill me an-”

Peter kept on rambling and rambling but WAIT? What did he just say?!

“Peter!” you walk up closer to him and grab his arm, hoping to get him out of his trance. He finally snaps out of it and looks at you

“What did you just say?”

“I said I wanted this date to be perfect”

“No, after that” you say with a huge smile forming

Peter squints his eyes and goes into deep thought, trying to remember what he said and when he finally realizes what he said, his eyes go wide and his face turns a bright red

“I-I.. I..” Peter stuttered while running his hands through his hair and looking down at the ground, tapping his toe on the ground “I s-said that I uh uh..”

Oh wow. Your boy was struggling

You couldn’t wait any longer, so you moved closer into him and wrap your arms around him, your head perfectly on his chest, the warm feeling of him and his sweater radiated off onto you

You look up at him and go onto your tip toes to place a small kiss on his nose

“Peter, I love you too” you whisper through a small smile

Peter immediately looks relieved and breaks into a huge grin

“Really?” he finally managed to breathe out

“Of course I do”

Peter wrapped his arms tighter around your body and lifted you off the ground and began to spin you around

You let out a small squeal as Peter picked you up and set you down on a picnic table in the shelter

Before you could say anything, Peter pressed his lips against yours and tried to pull you even closer to him as he deepened the kiss

I mean.. you two basically made out the entire time until the rain stopped

But, Peter would break the kiss multiple times just to say, “I love you, I love you, I love you!”

You melting every single damn time he said it

After the rain finally stopped, you two gathered the soaking wet food and the muddy picnic blanket and headed back to your apartment

“I think that’s my favorite thing to say ever,” Peter chuckled

The following week, Peter would just not stop telling you how much he loves you (you weren’t complaining!)

“[Y/N]! I have a secret!”

“What, Pete?”

“I LOVE YOU!”

“I love you too, you dork!”

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thegameison97 · 6 years

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MARVEL Chatroom ~ Are We Real? (A.k.a. The Wade Discussion)

Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Steve, Tony, Bruce, Clint, Nat, Thor, Loki, Pietro, Wanda, Vision, Scott, Bucky, Sam, T'Challa, Stephen, Wong, Peter P., Peter Q., Gamora, Drax, Rocket and Groot.

Y/N: Have you ever wondered if you actually existed?

Y/N: Have you ever wondered that maybe you were just a small piece of a larger whole?

Y/N: A whole that wasn’t real and was fictional?

Nat: You’ve been hanging out with Wade, haven’t you?

Y/N: Think about it, though! What if we aren’t actually real and are just fictional characters that people in some other parallel world read about or watch on the TV?

Clint: Yeah, she’s definitely been hanging out with Wade.

Y/N: Ugh, forget about Wade!

Y/N: EVERYTHING WE KNOW IS A LIE!!!

Tony: Who votes to suspend Y/N’s Wade privileges? Yea or nay? I vote yea.

Steve: Yea.

Bruce: Yea.

Clint: Yea.

Nat: Yea.

Y/N: Wow, don’t hold back, guys. 🙄

Thor: Nay! Sir Wade is most entertaining!

Loki: I am sad to say that I agree with my brother. That spandex wearing madman takes away the dullness that seems to envelop us when we are not on missions. Therefore, I vote nay. Now if you will excuse me, I have mischief to go cause. ✌️

Loki has left the chat.

Nat: *sigh* I’ll go stop him.

Nat has left the chat.

Pietro: I agree with Thor and Loki. So nay.

Y/N: Thank you! 😘

Wanda: I’m sorry Y/N/N, but yea. Last time Wade was around he ate all of the hot fudge brownies Vision and I made. They were little masterpieces! And then they were all eaten without a care to the thought of what was put into them to make them that way! They took all day! I am still mourning their loss… 😥

Vision: They did take extra work. And I also do not like seeing Wanda so upset. So I will take the same position as her. Yea.

Scott: ScarletVision, anyone…? Also, I vote nay. Wade’s hilarious.

Y/N: Oh, ScarletVision has wounded me! 😉 And thank you, Scott! ❤️

Bucky: Yea. He kept trying to take my metal arm off while asking me if I could “give him a hand”. 😑

Sam: 😂

Sam: Also, nay.

T'Challa: Sorry (not sorry), but I vote yea. Last time I was over there from Wakanda he kept playing the Pink Panther theme every time I would enter the room. It was funny the 1st time. But the 6th and 7th? No. Now, I will speak to you all again later. I have duties to attend to.

T'Challa has left the chat.

Stephen: I vote yea. Y/N, please don’t bring Wade to the Sanctum again. The Cloak of Levitation will not listen to me whenever he’s around. It takes him on joyrides!

Wong: 😂

Wong: Nay. Please do bring him again. 😁

Stephen: Wong!

Peter P.: Ahem… Wade’s my friend, so… nay.

Y/N: Okay, one: I can understand T'Challa’s reasoning. That actually did get a bit annoying. Two: Stephen, you’re no fun. Three: Don’t worry, Wong! I am definitely bringing him back for another game of hide the relic from Stephen. 😁 And four: Thank you, Peter. ❤️ Friends don’t betray each other! 😉 *fist bump*

Peter P.: *fist bump*

Peter Q.: Alright, so I would say yea… I mean, he did try to steal the Milano last time we were visiting Earth. However, we don’t actually come to Earth that often, so… eh. Have at it, Y/N/N. Nay! ƪ(‾ε‾")ʃ

Gamora: I’m sorry, Y/N. I vote yea. He likes to hit on me every time we’re there. He won’t take no for an answer. One of these days, I think I might actually throttle him. I won’t feel bad about it either. It’s not like it’ll permanently damage him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Drax: I do not see how you can “suspend” privileges. You cannot suspend a figurative thing. However, I vote yea. I find that red grape man unsettling.

Rocket: Yea. He pets me. 😠 No one pets me. I only like it when Y/N does it.

Y/N: ❤️

Groot: I am Groot.

Y/N: Thank you, Groot. 😘

Tony: So, that’s… 13 yea’s, and… 9 nay’s. Sorry, Y/N. Looks like your Wade privileges are suspended for a while. Time for you to get back to reality. You know, our reality. The reality that IS REAL.

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Wade: ‘Sup, bitches! 'Tis I! Your beloved Deadpool. Your beloved spandex wearing madman. Your beloved red grape man. The one who brings the party!

Steve: Language!

Tony: And there it is… 🙄

Y/N: 😃 Wade! 😍

Wade: Y/N! 😘

Peter P.: Wade! 😀

Wade: Spidey! 🕷

Thor: Sir Wade, 'tis good to see you again!

Wade: You, too, Blondie.

Thor: I wish I could stay, but I believe I hear the sounds of my brother and Lady Widow fighting. I must go and be sure that my brother does not sustain permanent injury. Farewell.

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Wade: Well, it’s been real. But I just dropped by to see who wanted to go and teepee the X Mansion with me. All those who did not try and take away my Y/N’s time with me, you are welcome to come along. I’m waiting outside the compound. Later!

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Y/N: Wait for me! Meet me outside, Groot. I’ll carry you!

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Groot: I am Groot!

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Steve: Y/N, get back here!

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Peter P.: I’m leaving my apartment right now!

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Tony: Peter!

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Bruce: Bye. I gotta go Science. 🔬

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Clint: Bye. I gotta go Archery. You know, 'cause I’m an archer… Whatever.

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Pietro: Hurry up, guys! I’ve made it to the X Mansion. I’m waiting for you all in the bushes.

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Wanda: And I believe I just heard the oven timer go off. Vision, our casserole is ready!

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Scott: Since I don’t have Cassie this weekend, I will gladly go to the X Mansion. I’ll even bring my suit so I can sneak along the edges of the balconies without being seen. Be there soon!

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Bucky: I was actually getting ready to go for a jog. So, I think I’ll get back to that.

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Sam: I’m bringing my wings so I can fly and reach high enough to get the teepee over the roof of the mansion.

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Stephen: Sorcerer Supreme and all that. Can’t leave the Sanctum unattended.

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Wong: Opening a portal to the X Mansion right now. :)

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Peter Q.: Not on Earth at the moment, so…

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Gamora: What Quill said.

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Peter Q.: Btw, tell Y/N we’ll be coming to pick up Groot next week.

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Drax: I am not on Earth either. So I bid you all goodbye.

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Rocket: And now I’m alone… Oh well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Stan: Long live Y/N’s Wade privileges!

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Author: Hi, it’s Maddy! 😊 I hope you enjoyed the chat. Comment if you have any ideas on what sorts of chats you’d like to see in the future. I’m open to pretty much any idea. Anyway, goodbye for now! 😘

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