I need an unholy, inappropriate touching makeout session with someone
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[Season 2 summed up]
Aziraphale's thoughts: Oh I shall team up with Crowley and make Nina and Maggie fall in love and make them confess. Oh what if I also confess then. I need to prepare everything to set the scene.
Still Aziraphale's thoughts: Ooohh a ball with dancing and tiny snacks to make it fancy and it will be like a Jane Austen novel coming to life and then I will ask Crowley to dance and all our problems will go away as I stare into his eyes....
Crowley's thoughts: Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe FUCK YOU GABRIEL Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe PLEASE HOLD MY HAND AZIRAPHALE Keep Aziraphale safe JANE AUSTEN WAS AN AUTHOUR?!?! Keep Aziraphale safe-
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Disabled person: I can't do this thing because of my disability.
Ableist: Stop making excuses! Just because you have a disability doesn't mean you're disabled!
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Damian: [violent gremlin noises]
Bruce: [not looking up from his desk] if you kill your brother I will delete your cheese Viking save.
Damian: [Stops immediately] >:(
Duke: I’m still amazed that you are not phased by all of the out of pocket things we do.
Bruce: [looking directly at Dick] I was sent into the deep end from the beginning I had to either sink or swim.
Dick: 😅
Duke: what did you do?
Robin!Dick: Hey Bruce! Heeey Bruce I have a question! Bruuuuuce!
Bruce: can you ask me a question without climbing onto my shoulders?
Robin!dick: you love me right?
Bruce: yes?
Robin!dick: would you still love me if I became an apple?
Bruce: ???
Robin!dick: because sometimes I think it would be fun for like a day.
Bruce:… how would I know it was you?
Robin!dick: [grabbing Bruce’s face] Promise me you would find a way to turn me into a real boy again!
Bruce: …okay
Robin!dick: yay! Do you think Uncle Clark will be upset if I ask him to throw me again today?
Bruce: give it a week
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*studying in the library*
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James: What do you think would happen if you peed on a jellyfish?
Regulus: *bangs head violently against table*
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*eddie waking up from nap in the passenger seat*
buck: *driving* hey! so good news and bad news!
eddie: huh?
buck: we are five miles away from Texas… and I’m 98% sure I left my ADHD medication at home!
eddie: turn this fucking car around-
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Enid, giggling: Hey Wednesday, why can't a koala be a bear?
Wednesday, reading a book: Because they're marsupials
Enid: bECaUse THey'Re mArsUPiaLS
Enid: NO! It's because they don't have the right koalafacations
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Breakup hurts the most?
But Have you ever sat with a group of friends knowing that you're the least favourite & it wouldn't matter of you're there or not.
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“You are not broken. You are singular. You are a miracle. And you are my son”
The Percy Jackson show is really healing my inner child while simultaneously destroying me 😭
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people: put your laundry on your bed that way you’re forced to put it away!
me: bold of you to assume I wont either a- push it onto the floor or 2- sleep in it
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