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fakeicecubes · 11 days
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Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids
-Weirdly good instincts
-They only see the bat and kids at night
-Hasn’t died
-If they have died, they came back within the year
-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally
-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)
-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)
-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts
-Somehow none of them age
-All of them are friends with a super
Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.
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thesuperheroesnetwork · 4 months
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feelsforsterek · 5 months
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Anybody else think that the "superhero fatigue" people keep talking about has less to do with people not liking superheroes as a genre, and more to do with many superhero movies made in the past few years being bad faith adaptations?
I'm not tired of comic books or action movies, or the inherent optimism of a world that, despite its many flaws, deserves saving
I'm tired of movies that are mass produced with no respect to the source material, audience, or the people making it!
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Farmer Clark
something just snapped at me when I saw this picture. I mean look at this picture
Pairing: Clark Kent x reader
Genre: SMUT, 18+, sir kink, breeding kink, female receiving
Notes: I saw this picture on Pinterest and yeah, I got carried away. Ah, to be on a farm with Clark.
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The sun was blazing on the hot Metropolis day. Clark's farm was standing proudly on the hills surrounded by nature. Green hills were holding the fruits of the labor of Clark's blood, sweat, and tears, making produce for him and you for the following year. Y/n walked out of the barn, watching Clark throw a ball of hay over his shoulder as if weighing 2 grams. Maybe for him, it did. His muscle shined from the sweat that glistened on his slightly tanned skin. His pecs tensed every time he pulled, hauled, and threw something, anything, around the farm.
The man was a god walking among mortals, and you felt your mind fill with lewd images of him. His hand held the wrench as he knelt down in front of his tractor, trying to fix minor damage, a damage he told you about, but you could not concentrate on that as you saw his biceps move with each swing, tug, and pull. Observing him kneel like that gave you more ideas and wants. Wishing you were the one sitting there and him kneeling in front of you, eating you out until you see the stars, and he was so good at that. 
"-pass me the...Y/n...Y/n?" Clark brought you out of your daze, noticing your head snap and your eyes trying to find him, finding him on the floor, lying on his back, looking confused, his hand reaching for yours. Giving him your hand, he chuckles.
"As much as I love to hold your hand, your hand can't unscrew a 5-inch bolt. Pass me the tool there."
With a slight blush on your cheeks, you pull away, taking your hand away from his grasp and handing him the appropriate tool, crouching down and sitting on the hay-filled ground, watching him do the work. Work you knew nothing about, you loved being around the farm, and living that quiet farm life, enjoying it with Clark. Relishing in every moment with him in this life, every early morning even though you hated to get up sometimes, every day off when you ran across the field while Clark chased you, every kiss that was stolen away from you while you were trying to make an apple pie, every time riding the tractor while he drove enjoying the bumpy ride. 
"-in your world..."
"Huh?"
Snapping back, you see Clark in front of your face. "I said, 'You really are in your own world, darling?' That is what I said."
Laughing awkwardly, you look at him, seeing the smile on his face, his eyes fixed on you, and his big strong hands caressing your tights. Clark saw the glint in your eyes, he felt your heartbeat quicken when his hand inched a bit higher towards your waist, caressing unhurriedly as if trying to make you say it. To say what you want. What you want him to do to you.
"You know that I can feel you, sweetness. Every breath that stops in your throat, every whimper that you muffle, each gaze you throw at me. Therefore, you can tell me, darling. What do you want?"
Clark was playing the long game as much as you did. But on a much higher level. And he looked so delectable like that. Muscles on display, just wearing the overalls, he was playing every single character in your favorite romance books. And you wanted nothing more than to skip to the best part, but you needed to speak, as thinking too long might not help. He is a hero, but reading minds was not his forte.
"I want you, Kal-El. I want you to have your way with me." 
Leaning into him, you kiss him, wrapping your hands around his neck, scratching the baseline of his hair, nipping and tugging. Clark felt himself shift into more of his primal urges, and the kiss was the fuse that started it. His nose filled with your arousal as his hands began to remove bits of your clothing; unlike Clark, you had more clothes on yourself. Sitting in his lap, you felt his length harden, your hips sway back and forth, and you continued to make out. The motion takes a new direction as Clark picks you up in his arms, laying you gently on the ground, the hay starting to make your skin itch. Pulling away, Clark breath out 
"Put this behind your back." He offers his jacket, and you happily take it, placing it on your back.
Laying comfortably on it, Clark stops to take you in, your heart, your body, your whimpers, and at that moment, he wants to devour you.
"Darling, will you let me eat you out?"
You can simply whimper as your legs want any friction as they rub together. Removing your pants and underwear, Clark's face is in front of his other favorite pair of lips(as he said), and for once, you didn't mind the view. Clark was face down, ass up, and after his perfect face was his perfect ass sticking in the air. His blue eyes looked into yours, and you felt his tongue lick you, so slowly and sensually, like a feather touching your skin. 
"More, Clark! This isn't enough." You say as you cup your breasts, fondling them, trying to add more sensation. 
"I just started, pet. Believe me, I will have my way with you. I will corput you." Clark stated as he started his work. Licking up your folds, tracing each curve, fold and dip you had to offer. All of his tongue work leading to your clit, sucking with a harsh motion making you yelp and arch your back. Clark knew what he was doing to you, but you had no idea what you were doing to him. Sure, he was in pain as his cock was painfully hard and his balls heavy, needing to be emptied inside you, to breed you but for now, seeing you like this and that just being the start gave him some satisfaction. His fingers found your backside as they toyed with the rim making small circles on the entrance.
That feeling to you was different, your first time of him doing that and still being so gentle. The sensation started to bubble in you feeling a climax nearing extremely close. 
"Clark, I am close. Stop."
At the word, Clark stops and looks concerned "Are you okay? Was I too rough? I know we didn't talk about anal-" You laugh at his words as you bring him up to you, kissing him passionately, telling him in the kiss that everything is perfect. 
"What I mean by 'Stop.' was that I do not want to cum like this, but I want to cum together." 
Clark looks at you and chuckles himself.
"You had me worried there, missy. But what you ask, you shall receive since you have been such a good girl."
"Yes."
Clark towers over you, his muscles shining from the overhead lighting and casting an intimidating shadow on your body.
"Yes, what?"
"Yes, sir." You reply.
Your body tenses as you feel his cock tapping your clit, teasing you. His hips push forwards with a slow, agonizing pace, your walls making way for his massive length as he nestles deep inside you, finding the warmth and spark he wanted. Placing your hands on his shoulder, you let yourself relax and enjoy the moment. His hips moved back slow as ever, making you whine at the loss of his fullness. Clark chuckles darkly
"I knew you wanted me to fuck you. But today, I am not doing that." he says while looking deep into your soul "I am going to breed you." he proclaimed, slamming his hips into you, the sensation dilating itself to a maximum in a second. Taking a fast pace, you saw his eyes closed, focused on what he is feeling and giving you as his ears are filled with your moans and pornographic sounds filling the empty barn. 
"I will make sure you are full of my cum. No matter how many times you will carry my child." he voiced, his hands keeping yours in a gentle touch while his hips proclaimed you. 
Hearing his statement, you felt a fire stir in you. You and Clark talked about having kids and occasionally having baby fever but nothing so sure came from his mouth as of seconds ago. 
"Yes! I want your babies, Clark!" you screamed out, giving him an inkling that you, too, wanted this life.
His hips continued to snap into yours as his fingers found your clit rubbing it, pressing just hard enough for you to be closer to your climax. 
"Then if we want a baby...we need to cum together. What do you say, missy? Are you close? I can feel you squeeze me tighter and tighter." 
At a loss for words, you shake your head up and down, shutting your eyes and feeling the inevitably snap in you as you came. Clark's pace slowed as he rutted into you, letting himself fall beside you, grabbing you by the waist and pulling you inhumanly close.
"You really make me crazy. You know that, darling?" Clark said, kissing your neck, leaving a few hickeys in its wake. You watched him carefully pull out as he grabbed his overalls to clean you up. You pull away from him, saying "Those overalls are the reason we are in this position. Don't you dare ruin them." 
Clark looks at them, confused "They are just overalls." 
Standing up slowly, still feeling full, you say, "Those are the sexiest overalls I have ever seen." 
With a naughty gleam, Clark throws the overalls over his shoulder " Then I will have to find another way to clean you up."
I have a audio file on farmer Clark in the making if you want to hear a snippet of it CLICK HERE.
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soranatus · 9 months
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Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle Appearances in TV & Film
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layyeschips · 1 year
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I love the idea of Martian Manhunter being able to hear Danny fanboying and freaking out in his head while trying to act cool in front of the League but what if the only thing J'onn hears is ghost speak?
So imagine:
J'onn gets the signal and looks over at the very excited Phantom
In Danny's head: Ą̵̻̳̗̜͎̦̲̳̘̟͇̱̀̎ͅÀ̸̢̛̭̗̭̪͈͊̎̓̀͛̅͘À̵̢̩͖̦̙̤̲͉̝̘̪͉̬̪̌͛̐̈́̓̀̿̅̀̏̕À̸̡̮̜̲͉̩̒̓́̓̓̌̑̄̄̔͑À̴͓͐̂̑̇̆͗͆̇͊͆̈̈́͝͝͝ À̴̧̞̯̬͈̟̗̠̩̼̺̬̙̑̔̃̋̄̈̾̓̇À̷̧̧̧̢̢̤̜͈̝̱̬̹͇̺̥̲́͗́̇̀̋͐̓͌̓͝Æ̴̯͇͉̮̺̰̩̩̻̳̭̈́̆ͅÆ̷̰̳̥͍͍̭͚̝͍͚̏͊̈́̈́́͐́́̄̒͘͝Ǽ̷̢̝͔̲̭͉̼͕͇̹̺̀̎́̽͑̕E̷̡̡̳̩̻̻̼̠͓̞͖̬͊̀͑́̽̈́͌͑͛͐̚͜͠͝ͅE̷̡͖̦̼̥̤̾̾̒̄̿̽͑͂̄̇̌̓͒̈́͆E̴̢̲̖̩͇̘̣̼̰̰̙̥̳͐͆̌͊͊̆̂̊͆̈́̚G̶̛̛̺͖̩̾̒̍̍̄̃͌ͅH̸̨͖̱͕̗̻͓̉͒́̀̏͝A̵̘̪̣͖̪̟̝̜̗̣̩̬̠̅̆̀̾̌̾̿͘̕G̷̼̺̤͔̫̥̫̪͖̱͚̖̫̜͇̙̉̽͛H̶̡̛͓͂̅̈͊͂͗͌͑̇͗̋̑̀̌̚ H̷̡̩͔̪̰̲͈͇̞̠̘͍͍̬͈͚̓̀͑̂͐́͛̂̒̃͛͘Ȩ̶̬̣̘̩̤̰̤͍̞̫͎̖̖̟̣̂̑̑͛̅̍̓̔̚͝Ê̴̺̇̽̈̆̆̓̊̾̌̒̕Ê̸̽̃̊̿̈́͑͜͠͝͝͠H̵̢̠̲̦̹̤̰̦͍͕͕̙̯̝̱́̂̔͆́̍̓͛̽̅͝͠͠Ą̴͉͉͙̯̙̰̣̤̬̮̥̋́̾̔̐̓͑̏̑̽͗̇͜͝ͅH̷̨̛̗̥͕̤̯̱̺̞̠͐̄̐̊̋̈͛͘Ģ̶̡̥̣̩͔͎͍͕͚̋̐̅̈́̒́͒̋͒͘H̷̨̦͉̼͈̗͚̳͎̞̞̹̱̒̂̀ͅA̵̙̞̝̳̺̪̣̪̲̖͈̰͌͑̄̚G̷̢̹͖͉͍̫͙̀͗̐͘
J'onn: what the fu-
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lavena · 2 months
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Captain Marvel head cannon again.
Thinking of all the, JL travel through Caps psyche for one reason or another, but instead of Billy's memories they get Marvels, so all of the past incarnations (which billy has had to witness too) at their lowest point.
Let's just say a champion is not given these powers and set free, they must learn where such power comes from.
So in this case they see Wisdom be found through betrayal
Strength found through destruction
Stamina through suffering
Power through sacrifice
Courage through loss (very very specifically a situation like Patrolucous and Achilles. Love, family, soul mate dies and courage is found through the loss of all you hold dear)
Speed through negligence
These are all just ideas of what they could be, really riding on the idea of the JL seeing captain, or someone so opposite of the captain find the one they love dead in a war, and just screaming in agony, getting up and doing what Achilles did. ( destroying damn near all of an army single handedly, then, without care for themselves, no food, no breaks, brutally enforcing a barrier and dragging a dead body behind them one person stacked behind the other, line in the sand but the line is blood and the sand is a battle field) just something so horrific and heart breaking that the JL may never be able to look at the cap as soft ever again
And for the new folks these are the powers specific to patron Solomon (wisdom), Hercules (strength), Atlas (stamina), Zeus (power), Achilles (courage) and Mercury (speed)
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dceuheadcanons · 2 months
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I'm a Bruce Wayne listens to "fem" music truther. Whether it be "slutpop", 2000s pop or "dark feminine".. he's listening to it.
Lana Del Rey? He probably listens to her while patrolling. "Kiss me hard before you go.. summertime sadness.." meanwhile he's beating the shit out of a guy at 2am lmao
He listens to Kim Petras when in JL meetings. They think he's ignoring them but no he's just listening to They Wanna Fuck. Also Ayesha Erotica? He ONLY listens to her on full blast.
Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are his go-tos for workouts. I've worked out to Britney Spears before and let me tell you, it's SO fun! Even better, he'd probably have a completely straight face while If You Seek Amy is blasting in his ears
Meanwhile he listens to Metal while being Brucie Wayne lmao
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frownyalfred · 10 months
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This is random, but I'm watching the Snyder Cut and it just got to the scene of Bruce going over the mountain to find Arthur and I thought to myself "this guy is Relentless" and I realized that I wished there were more Batman fics that explored that. Especially from an outsider POV. Imagine being a villain trying to do crime and the Gotham Creeper is dogging your every step and no matter what you do he just. Keeps. Coming. Ugh. I love Batman.
Yes! Exactly!!
The way I think about it, Bruce has (almost) never found a problem he couldn’t throw money or his body at. Money, being obvious, and his body as in the outer/upper limits of what a human in peak physically condition can truly do.
The problems he can’t solve by being physically faster or stronger or by having limitless gear and technology involve the mind. Bruce — both canonically and in Snyder’s movies — reaches a genius-level intellect, but I don’t think that’s the most important part. It’s, as you mentioned, his relentlessness that’s the linchpin in all of this.
Batman can hunt you down to the ends of the earth; he can outrun you and outfight you if you’re human; he can outsmart you. But most importantly, he is like the ancient hunters, steady and ever-present a quarter mile behind their quarry, unwilling and unable to simply give up.
He will outlast you, and when you stumble, he will be there with bared teeth.
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quieroguero · 4 months
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birds of prey.
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My designs if I directed the birds of prey movie, I also have a personal mission to cuntify every dc character whose costume is just a trench coat
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wellensittich01 · 3 months
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PLEASE picture the batfam due to some super powerful mind control villain of the week somehow all getting mind controlled at once to go all out on behalf of the villain.
Picture the justice league losing their collective shit having to declare a world level threat, scrabbling to gather every single hero they have to try and contain the the results of Bruce Wayne and his children using all their skills for evil.
Picture every generation of titans having to work together to have a chance against their version of Robin, an entire team just for one bat.
Picture the league trying to strategise and target Damien’s Robin first, isolating the smallest to try and draw out the others and instead making things 10x worse when the baby of the family starts calling for help and they trigger every single Protect Instinct the bats have on top of the mind control
Picture by the time they’re subdued and the villain is apprehended, 6 league members are in hospital, 3 of which in the ICU, including superman due to the sheer quantity of kryptonite that materialised from untility belts.
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textsfromsuperheroes · 4 months
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supercap2319 · 3 months
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What would happen if Justice Lord Superman came and tries to take Y/N because he lost his Y/N to Luthor and promises to "protect" and love Y/N better than Justice League Superman?
Despite what others may think, Superman of Earth-50 wasn't a bad guy, just hurt too many times and he let it slide without going unpunished. But after President Luthor killed his Y/N, the Justice League conquered their earth after Superman killed Luthor in retaliation. Curbing free speech, democracy and rebellion for the sake of "safety" and "order".
It was interesting to note that Batman found an earth similar to theirs. One where their Flash was alive, and more importantly, Y/N. Clark and the other Lords examined this earth and all that they stood for. It was inevitable that this earth would be doomed to destruction if someone didn't save it from themselves.
The Justice Lords appeared on Earth-1 of this universe and planned on saving it like they saved their own world. So, while the others went in search of the so-called "heroes" of this earth, Justice Lord Superman searched for Y/N. He found him in the apartment of the other Superman. He flew down to the balcony and when he saw him, his knees started to buckle. He was here and alive. Clark couldn't believe how much he looked like his Y/N had. Right down to the same ugly fuzzy slippers Clark bought him.
When Y/N saw him, he smiled and threw his arms around the man he thought was his Superman. "You're back! That was fast. Did everything go ok? Why the sudden change to your costume?"
Justice Lord Superman smiled. "The others and I thought we needed a change, but it's not safe for you here, Y/N. Something is coming and I have to get you somewhere safe."
"But I don't understand what could possibly be so dangerous that you have to–"
"GET AWAY FROM HIM!"
Y/N and Justice Lord Superman turned to see this earth's Superman floating by the balcony, arms across his broad chest and eyes glowing red. Y/N looks shocked. There were two Supermans? How was that possible? Justice Lord Superman put a hand out in front of Y/N. "He's coming with me. My team and I can protect him better than you or your heroes can. I can love him better than you can."
Superman growled and surged forward as he tackled Justice Lord Superman out of the apartment, and away from Y/N.
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batshitferalquotes · 2 years
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Tim: I think Alfred's mad at you.
Jason: What makes you say that?
Tim: Because he’s cleaning up the mess you made and asked me to deliver this to you.
Jason, reading the note: "Young Master Jason, I hope this note finds you before I do."
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