You are my muse,
who reminds me of sunset views
And ocean blues
You
My sole addiction.
You are the dream I wish to pursue
The only one I can’t refuse,
You
My sole obsession.
You are the one I didn’t choose
My fate, who I never want to lose
the place where hope and magic infuse
You
My sole exception.
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Jason: SCREW you Replacement!
Tim: I CANNOT believe you fell for that!
Dick: Whoa- whoa- let's all calm down here! Damian- what happened?
Tim: This numbskull-
Jason: I should just shoot-
Dick: I ASKED DAMIAN! Damian- what happened?
Damian: It has been a long time since Todd frequented fast food establishments and Tim told him that while he was gone McDonalds had recently added to their menu...
Dick: Oh. Oh no.
Jason: Fuck you, Drake, for telling me that there was an "among us" meal at McDonalds. That was the most humiliating experience of my life!
Dick: Tim!
Tim: This is just payback for that time Todd told me he had put fear serum in one of my Kuerig pods and not knowing which one would add "spice to my mornings".
Dick: JASON-
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MC: Let's not overthink things. Which one will be better for our wedding? *holds up two napkins; one white, one gold* What does your gut tell you?
Mammon:*Frowning* That I can't pick napkins ‘n obviously that means I’ll be a horrible husband…..
MC:*Flicking Mammon’s forehead* That is not your gut. That is your crazy, nonsense brain talking!!
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Ren: I think everyone had too much coffee today
TFC: I didn't had any coffee that's part of my problem
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Incorrect Merthur Quotes
Uther: *looking at Merlin* For the crimes of Magic and Treason, you will be burnt at the stake!
Arthur, shouting: He’s already smoking hot
Merlin: Sir, please uncuff me. I need to high five my boyfriend
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Eri, pointing to a book on the shelves: can I read this?
Shouto: my diary? No, that’s rated T
Uraraka: you rated your diary T for teen?
Shouto: no, the T stands for tragedy
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Stop calling yourself a failure. There are planets and stars in your eyes; There are fires and oceans in your veins. Your head is a forest, your heart a meadow. And you, my Love, are a work of art!
3am
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I love you with a love that is more than love,
With feelings that can’t be contained inside one heart,
The feelings that stretch out to the sky and well above.
I love you with a love that’s more than love,
my promises of treasuring you tying tighter knots everyday
These endless confessions and romantic tidings I deliver to you all day,
Yet, somehow it feels like not enough.
I love you with a love that’s more than love,
The inexplicable way you make me feel and unravel my heart,
It’s only you with your magic
cause the way you make me smile, no one else does.
-𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚑𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚔𝚊-𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚛//
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“Oh, well, he always made a fool of himself whenever Lily was around”
saw a tweet the other day that said something like: “enemies to lovers but only one thinks they’re enemies—the other has been in love all along”
which is not only the best dynamic but also perfectly encapsulates jily on their first years of hogwarts 👀👀 (aaand I wanted an excuse to draw baby-marauders... or like, at least half of them 😬)
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*MC & Mephisto watching a murder documentary about a wife killing her husband*
Mephisto: he had it coming.
MC: he had it coming?
Mephisto: he only had himself to blame.
MC: huh…
Mephisto: I imagine if you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it, you probably would’ve done the same
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