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killianthebee · 3 months

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I love the idea of a DC/Marvel crossover where Bruce Wayne adopts a young Tony Stark.

I like to think he would be the second youngest, Damian being the youngest. The Wayne family had only met him briefly at galas and they're only made aware of Tony again when there is an article about the death of his parents in a tragic car accident. Something tugs at Bruce's heart strings and he ends up adopting Tony. Luckily before Obadiah could get to him.

Tony would be around 10-12. But he is still amazingly smart. Howard Stark was already talking about signing him up for college. Though, Maria Stark interfered before it could actually happen.

Imagine Jarvis comes to live with them at Wayne Manor and becomes a butler alongside Alfred. They would probably be good friends. They both just want to care and serve their wards. Ana comes too and everyone loves her food, it's second best to Alfred's...maybe even better.

Stark Industries go to Obadiah Stane. Tony keeps an eye on it...until he gets kidnapped. Yep, Obadiah still felt the need to do that. He can't mold Tony to his standards now that he's with the Wayne's (and the company will go to Tony when he's of age) so the next best thing is to have him eliminated. But that fails and Tony basically has the same kidnapping as the movie with arc reactor and all.

The Wayne's are so relieved when Tony makes it home. Bruce freaks out when he discovers the arc reactor. I think they would probably be much faster at finding a solution to the palladium problem.

Tony knows he need to stop the weapons manufacturing but Stane won't listen to him. He and the Bats figure out that Stane was the one behind the kidnapping.

I think Tony would definitely try to build a suit and stop Stane himself but the Bats stop him and then go handle Stane themselves.

The Bats then work to collect and destroy all the weapons that got out.

The company is put into the hands of Pepper Potts.

As for the relationships...

Bruce and Tony have an okay relationship, probably better than the other kids. Tony thinks Bruce mostly pities him and that's why he was adopted. He also resents Bruce for not letting him be a vigilante. He just wants to be like the rest of the family! But Bruce FINALLY realized that maybe he should stop making child soldiers. Bruce loves that Tony can challenge him so much with his intellect. Bruce doesn't even fathom the idea of sending Tony to college, which Tony greatly appreciates.

Alfred and Tony. Tony loves Alfred, honestly. He thinks he's the third best person in the world (Jarvis and Ana are before him). They have routine chess matches and Tony always wins. Alfred teaches him how to do laundry and cook because there's no one way anyone taught him that stuff.

Tony thinks Dick is cool but a bit dorky. Dick thinks Tony is like a little miniature Tim but a lot smarter. Dick teaches him flips that Tony actually kinda sucks at it but it's fun and great bonding for them.

Tony and Jason. Tony is a little iffy about Jason. He does think he's super cool, he's all tough and stuff. But...he's a little weird about the killing. He's a little wary around him as a result. Jason eventually explains to him the ins and outs of his whole operation and how he only kills bad people. Tony comes around a little after that and even offers advice for his organization.

Tim kinda resents Tony because he's like wtf that's literally me. But then he realized how cool and sweet Tony is. He also finds out Tony is even smarter than he is. Tony loves that Tim can almost match his intellect, he doesn't get that a lot and it can be pretty boring.

Duke likes Tony solely cause he helps Duke with his homework. Tony also has pretty good pranks and so far they haven't gotten caught.

Tony thinks Cass is probably the most epic person ever. He likes to try and sneak up on her but he hasn't succeeded yet. Doesn't stop him from trying and inventing new tech.

Tony does not like Damian and Damian does not like Tony. Tony thinks Damian is a brat and Damian thinks Tony is stealing all the attention. In reality, Tony just lost his parents and is going through a hard time and needs love. Damian hasn't grown up with a lot of love and now that he had it and he feels it was stripped away, he becomes defensive and angry. They get along...eventually.

Barbara thinks Tony is a brat. Tony likes to hack into her computer and he is GOOD. Though, she comes to like it as she realizes it is kind of helping her get better and it can be fun.

Steph likes Tony's spitefulness and sometimes they team up to tease the others. Tony thinks Steph is pretty cool.

I love this idea so much but I don't have the time to write it 😞😞

#dc #marvel #tony stark #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #edwin jarvis #ana jarvis #richard grayson #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #i feel like im forgetting someone

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thenerdnextdoorxo · 1 year

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The team finds a young woman frozen in the water and somehow she's alive but she isn't a super solider she's actually from the titanic and she's a superhuman so she was able to survive being frozen that long and i'd wonder if you can write the teams reaction to that and how'd they get her to open up to them trust them enough so they can help her adapt to the modern age all while trying not to trigger anything from her past butttt Peter isn't aware that they found her and he just thinks she's a new member and does a prank where he pushes her into a pool or dumps a bunch of water on her and triggers a flashback. the team is mad at him for ruining whatever chances they had at connecting with her so he tries to apologize to her but she just walks off. They send wanda tony and nat(my fav trio) to look for her and talk to her and they find her crying on the rooftop. when she hears them come in(superhuman things) she acts as if she wasn't crying but they see right through it and they sit with her and try their best to comfort her

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It's 1912.

You the first one to be tested to have the super soldier gene. You were very famous, everyone wanted to talk to you and see you in action, fighting or lifting heavy things. This was really strange and shocking at the time since back then science wasn't as advanced. You were told that you had a performance at New York City, and it had happened that the largest ship at the time was going there.

You were nervous, you never went to a ship before, but you were also excited since you were going to New York. The day came, and you got up the ship, you said your goodbyes to your family, and then the ship sailed. The ride was magical, you always loved the ocean. And while you were leaning on the railing admiring the ocean, the ship started shaking.

You quickly held onto the railing so you don't fall, you looked left to your left and right and you saw that people were falling and screaming. You let go of the railing to help the people but, as soon as you let go of the railing, you fell off the ship and the cold water hit you like knives where stabbing your skin. You tried to hold on but the water was so cold, even if your body had the super soldier gene, it couldn't handle the cold. And then you passed out.

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2012.

Fury was just informed about another super soldier stuck in an iceberg. Since your situation is similar to Steve's situation, Fury sent him with Clint, and Natasha. At first, Steve felt really bad for you, he was in your position one day and he understands what you must be feeling, especially the fact that you were stuck in that iceberg more than him.

He knew you were the first super soldier, he was told that when he was going through the process. He was told that you died with the rest from the Titanic, but they were wrong, you were trapped all that time.

When the avengers got there and managed to free you, you were a mess. You were so scared of your surroundings and how different it all looked like. Steve handled that, saying the things he wanted to hear when he was in your situation.

After a while with them, you started warming up to them and they liked you, everyone likes you. You were just so wholesome and so kind, they all had fun training with you. But there is someone they completely forgot to tell them about you.

Peter Parker.

He knew you, but he was not that you were found in an iceberg. He just thought that you were a normal person. Peter picked up a habit of pranking the avengers. They all thought they were funny. But you weren't. Every time someone got pranked, you just imagined that the prank was done on you and you felt a bit scared. Ever since you were pulled out of the iceberg you were on the edge emotionally.

Everyone was so careful around you. But since Peter was not told any of that, he didn't think much of it when he pushed you to the pool during a party. You didn't hear him sneaking behind your back at all. All you saw was water. And that's why you started panicking.

You couldn't see, you couldn't breath, you couldn't even think. All there was in your brain is flashbacks of the Titanic sinking. The moment the avengers noticed the scene in front of them, they immediately got to their feet.

"Peter! what did you do?!" Natasha exclaimed. When Peter heard Natasha screaming, he realized that he did something wrong. "What's going on? what is it?" He said. Tony grasped that Peter had no idea how they found you, so he took him by the arm and walked to the side of the party and started explaining to him.

The rest of the team was focused only on getting you out of the pool. Clint jumped on the water and hooked his arm around your waist and swam to the surface. When he brought you out of the water, Wanda grabbed you from your shoulder and looked at you, trying to figure out whether you were okay or not.

You weren't.

You were breathing heavily, but it felt like air was not filling your lungs. She pulled you closer to her chest trying to calm you down, and after a while, you started breathing normally. You heard footsteps to your side and when you looked, you saw Peter. You weren't having it, so you stood up and left. Wanda, Tony, and Nat walked behind you trying to catch you, but because of your super soldier gene, they couldn't.

You sat at the roof, feeling like you were trapped at that day. You tried getting your head away from it by looking at the view, but you couldn't. That's when you heard footsteps climbing up the stairs. You heard them using your super soldier hearing and tried to stop crying before they see you like that.

When they saw you, they came rushing to you to make sure that you were okay. You tried hiding your eyes so they don't see that you were crying, but they did. And that made them more concerned. "Y/N, detk, we promise you that nothing like this would ever happen to you," Wanda said. You scoffed, you didn't believe them.

"Y/N, we made a mistake not telling Peter about your situation, that's our fault, but I promise you, nothing like this will ever happen again, please, give us another chance," Tony said, looking closely at your eyes. "Yeah, I'll personally make sure of that," Natasha said, raising her fist which made you chuckle a bit.

"So, what do you say? Are you giving us another chance?" Natasha said and you nodded. "Please don't make me regret it," You said and Tony couldn't contain his happiness and hugged you tightly. You leaned in to the hug, you haven't had any physical affection in years.

"You won't regret it, I promise, we all promise,"

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Currently writing this while debating whether I should do my homework or go to sleep lol

My requests are open

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#avengers x reader #platonic marvel #marvel x reader #marvel imagine #wanda x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff imagine #wanda maximoff #wanda maximov #natasha x y/n #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha x reader #natasha romanoff #natasha romanov #tony x reader #steve x reader

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seroothincs · 1 year

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Do you have any headcanons for Legs? If not, then that’s okay <:)

Oh you better believe I have headcanons, especially for a man like Legs. He's pretty mysterious and doesn't say a lot which gives me the pleasure to make stuff up about him based on the little things we do know from the show. Legs is mysterious, very, he ain't saying nothin, he ain't trustin nobody and the only people he talks to are his close friends. And some of these headcanons are:

Now it's obvious that both him and Louie have been friends with Tony since childhood but I believe, what happened before they met, Legs had his own gang and would usually terrorize other students on the playground of the same catholic school the three were all attending. And one day when Tony witnessed what Legs and his team were doing to a kid, he realized the talent that this young boy has and so he asked if Legs would join his junior mafia. Legs said no at first but after he realized who Tony was the son of, he decided to give the junior mafia a try and what followed after was a long and tight friendship. (I will write a huge origin story one day, with thoughts and my own imagination at play. Because if the writers are not gonna do it then I'll do it myself)

In "Homie the clown" he said that he saw four krustys even after he rubbed his eyes to see straight, (Even though there were only two krustys) which makes me think that he could possibly be short sighted and therefore would wear glasses. Though he doesn't at times when he's at work because according to himself, "No person would ever be afraid of a mobster with glasses." But he does wear them while he's at home.

We obviously know he has a son named "Calves" who appeared in the comics along with Louie's son and Michael. But I choose to see that as non-canon (Since he only came up once in comics, counting as his only appearance and the show never hints to Legs's son), yeah Calves is cute but I don't really see him being Legs's son. Who I do see as his daughter would be Piper from Bossy riot in "Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy", she has the same level of mischievousness as Calves does and is pretty extreme in her pranks. She's obviously Legs's daughter, with the way she's already in a sort of gang like friendgroup like Legs once was in his early childhood. (But I admit, calves could also exist in the real show. Though he would be the child of Legs's ex-wife, they divorced because of an affair he went through and so he sort of lost custody over Calves. Calves was also like 2 years old when that happened.) - Despite being so mysterious, he's actually the most kindest of the bunch. And he has been ever since childhood, his usual rambunctious demeanor was just for show and not tell what lies underneath him. But I do admit, he was more wild as a young kid than he is now. That likely changed due to his age but he is more calmer and friendlier than his childhood counterpart. He's the type of guy you can always wend yourself to if you have any problems and he also works as a sort of therapist for the other members, seeing as he has a degree in Psychology that he studied for as a second profession if his plans didn't go through in college. (he's a smart man, like I said)

Now Johnny Tightlips is a capo and Frankie is a soldier, Tony is the underboss and Don vittorio is the actual boss. Other mobsters we see are genuinely just soldiers or associates. Which leaves Louie and Legs to be uncategorized, And they're not really caporegimes either since there's already Johnny, Lefty and Righty in that position. Mafia's usually have three or four capos but I still choose to see Legs and Louie not as such, it just doesn't make sense. They started out with Tony as a small gang with only themselves to trust, it would have made sense if those two were capos back then since the gang was still small and struggling in the east end but as time flew by and more joined, Louie and Legs decided to step down from their capo positions to make room for Lefty and Righty, two more experienced capo's. And so they would stand back and just be hit-men, still involved in Tony's plans and operations.

Their friendship with Tony is what brings me to this conclusion, as capo's they had to spend most of their time outside on the streets with their soldiers, not even being close to Tony. So after Lefty and Righty joined, the two reduced themselves to being hit-men and bodyguards of Tony so that they could stay closer by his side and to protect him. Which would even make sense in reality since the two were never stated to be capo's, in the book Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment, Legs is classified as the "Hired Goon" And the police records on the Springfield Mafia describe Legs as a "Gangster/Criminal/Suspicious" type of mobster. It wouldn't make sense for them to be capo's if they are so closely connected with Tony.

You know, Legs is very accompanied with the yakuza and other japanese mafias in springfield and the U.S.A so I feel like he knows a bit of japanese to talk with them. And he probably took karate when he was young.

Apparently in the Simpsons: Tapped out game Legs has 172 swiss army knives and he can't pay his rent because of that, which makes me think that he's got a serious problem. But hey, the man loves knives.

what He also mentioned in Tapped out was that he got a Master's in Fiscal Studies which makes me think Since he's an experienced mob doctor like Tony himself said

(Look at his cute ass smile when Tony mentions the slug, that is the smile of a son whose Father is telling other relatives about his talents) Which got me thinking. Okay so he went to college for two different reasons

He prolly studied another subject if his career as a doctor didn't go as planned. He's a pretty smart dude but still manages to fall for pranks set by other people, including Bart's. (One example is in the hilarious "Homie the clown" when Krusty asked to go the bathroom but actually left the country in reality, Legs said "When He's done in there, I gotta go" (Oh Legs, you sweet innocent man)

We don't even know his real name other than he's known as "Legs" because he's tall? And it can't be Max Legman 'cuz that just sounds like a child made it up, it's probably just an alias he uses when checking into hotels or telling girls in the nightclub to keep his cover. ( He's also shown to be quite the party animal seeing as he has appeared in some scenes like "Homerazzi" and "Flaming Moe's". Man likes to have fun.)

We know he has a slouched back and poor posture, which leaves some options for why it became that way. Maybe a injury to his spine or a disease that formed in his early childhood. I personally believe it could be Scheuermann's Kyphosis that caused his figure to turn out that way, it formed in his early childhood and when he was taken to the doctors because of it they advised for him a back brace since he was still a child and growing. His parents couldn't afford that, neither could they get physical therapy for him, they just barely could get money for pain medication to at least have their son in not all so much pain. But nowadays he got the needed Money to get physical therapy so that his condition isn't gonna get any worse.

I feel like he likes to listen to classical Italian music, opera especially, he's a big fan of Renata Tebaldi and Andrea Bocelli. Though his musical taste often gets in the way of Louie's whenever they are driving in the car, always arguing about what to put on. And sometimes even Tony gets caught in between their squabble, forcing the three to often drive around just sitting in silence.

His favorite dessert is Panna cotta. Which he usually orders when he, Louie, Johnny, Frankie and Tony go to La Coffee Nostra for some afternoon tea break from their work. - he's a professional pool player, just try and challenge him to a match, in the end you will only leave with a broken spirit. - He's honestly such a women magnet, not because it's his manners and ways of treating ladies but because it's also of his looks. (Man's got a good fashion taste) Each time he enters a new club all the ladies just swarm him and treat him to a drink. He often leaves clubs with lipstick marks all over his face. - Since he's the tallest out of everyone in the family, he likes to pick on Frankie and Louie who are the shortest of the bunch. They know it's all just fun and jokes but even they can get annoyed by Legs. Especially when he bends his knees to get down on their eye level to talk with them. Now these are just some of my many headcanons about it, Made for my own enjoyment.

#Springfield Mafia #Legs #Louie #Fat tony #Johnny Tightlips #Frankie the squealer #Headcanons #just for fun #The Mob's origins

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Sooooo... Let us begin then!

Meet the first seven children

Wrath. The eldest of the seven deadly sins, and so their leader. He is not just angry and unstable person, as wrath usually portraited, rather than strict and too disciplined. Wrath doesn't HATE everything and everyone. Everything and everyone simply IRRITATE him very much. That's the big difference. And because he is so disciplined and strict, he demands the same from others. Wrath is just a tired big brother who wants everything to be the way he needs it, the way he asks for it. He asks, but he doesn't always get it, because, well, there are only three brain cells in this family, and he has one of it.

Gluttony. For family and friends just Tony. If Wrath is like a "dad" of the family, then Tony is more like a "mom". He is very calm, kind and caring, doesn't like conflicts, and always tries to be as soft polite and courteous as possible. He is also family cook and personal psychologist. If you want to share your problems, there is nothing better than to go to Tony's kitchen and talk with him for an our or two. So why is he Gluttony? Because his whole body is essentially one big parasite. And Tony is very afraid that his jaws will get out of control and devour his loved ones. Yes, they are immortal, BUT WHAT IF!????? That's why he is so calm and polite. It's easier to control mouths when you calm.

That's the jerk. This jerk's name is Greed, and he's a jerk. He's the world's avarice. A very controversial dude. Rational but impractical, greedy but generous. One thing is clear for sure. He's a jerk. He thinks, that life is given in order to have fun and pleasure. And if he's greedy, then who is he not to take this pleasure ENTIRELY AND, FUCKING, COMPLETELY. Therefore, he is a family clown who constantly infuriates everyone with his pranks. He basically just do what he wants. But. One of the things he wants, is that his family to be happy. And this is the reason why he was one of the first to treat Evy normally and showed the others that world envy is actually a nice person. Although in his goofy manner, Greed tries to give his sister as much brotherly love as he can. For the sake of strong wishes you can stay generous.

Evy (spells like "Envy" but N is silent) is a middle child and a little sunshine of a family. Logically she is the sin of envy, and logically she is jealous of everything. But she is jealous in a kind way, with delight and affection. However, the very feeling of envy has never been held in high esteem. Even the first murder in the universe (Cain and Abel) happened because of this feeling. And Evy feels the hatred of all living beings for this feeling. It puts terrible pressure on her. Up to a certain point, she did not understand at all why she existed in the world. From all this, she developed a large inferiority complex. She says that she is weak and unworthy and pathetic, and can't do anything but envy, and torments mortals with her existence alone. And at the beginning, other sins weren't love her much too, because... Envy does not cause much trust. But then Greed started hanging out with her and brought a glimmer of light into his sister's life. After him, everyone else began to get along with Evy. And now she can feel happy at least with her family. Also, in fact, she is the most powerful sin, because she knows how to collect other people's magical abilities. But she herself is like, "come on, I'm just repeating after others."... And out of envy of mortals, she decided to give herself "the own name" . The imagination was only enough to get rid of letter N.

Sloth. Don't let this stubble fool you, because he is one of the younger sins. He is fusion of laziness and melancholy. The main life positions are "I'm so fucking tired", and "what's the point?" He loves to sleep and read more than anything else in the world. Love to books is a little bit stronger than love to sleep, cause as he himself says, books relax the brain a little better than sleep. Unfortunately, no one gives Sloth a chance to sleep or read. The fact is that from the very beginning of time, he developed the habit of fulfilling all requests and assignments as quickly as possible. And so that nobody could annoy him and ask about quality later, he also do everything as accurately and efficiently as possible. In addition, thanks to his laziness, Sloth always thought and acted as rationally as possible, so as not to waste extra energy on unnecessary fuss. All this plus a huge physical strength made the laziest creature in the world the most responsible, productive and calculating of the seven sins. Therefore, now he is a kind of "fix-it Felix" of the family, to whom they constantly run for help, or load VERY, FUCKING, IMPORTANT things. For the same reason, Sloth is very rarely become an object of Wrath's anger.

Lust. The second clown in the family after Greed. Only if Greed's jokes are extremely basic and common, Lust's jokes are exclusively sexual in nature. Although, not only jokes. Every action of Lust is saturated with... Well, lust and horny energy . She is constantly harassing all other family members. Of particular interest are her own brothers. All her life she pursues the goal of sleeping with each of them. She does it not persistently, but regularly and now she doesn't even become upset about failure (most likely she will be more surprised if someone will agree). Also she is harassing her sister, her superiors or subordinates. In addition, Lust have a passionate attitude not only to sex but also to everything else. Whatever she does, she will do it as if no other activity brings her more pleasure. She is also able to literally cum from everything that causes her at least some admiration, whether it's a beautiful landscape, a cute animal, delicious food or a honest love. Yes, the embodiment of lust comes to an ecstasy if she sees beings who truly love each other. Such a paradox.

It was hard to be the world pride, when you not only the youngest of the sins, but also the shortest. And at first Pride was not so great about it. She used to think that the bare fact that she is "a world pride" is enough to make others respect her and do what she wants. But it does not work like that. And when she was faced with "insubordination" and not with the attitude she expects, she got angry. Angry, and constantly doubts whether she even got the right role in the universe Why is everyone so stubbornly denying the obvious fact? And she begins to perceive any oblique glance in her direction as exactly the same doubt, only from the outside. And such doubts need to be suppressed. In an extremely harsh form. But the thing is that with this aggression she only removes even more from others the desire to respect her, and to reckon with her. So aggressively defending her image, she destroys it herself, simultaneously betraying her own doubts to the most attentive. But one day she's like... Stopped worrying. Pride is not pride if it does not believe in itself. And as soon as she believed, as soon as she realized for herself that she is REALLY better than the others, and WHY she is better than the others, all the problems in her life were immediately solved. Pride no longer considers it necessary to prove her ideality. She is perfect not just because there are REASONS for it. And if someone does not understand this, then he is a fool. She won't waste her precious time on him. But important to note, that she still loves her family. She constantly trying to teach Evy some self-respect, and think that her ultimate life goal is to protect this dorks at all costs. After all she is THE pride, and she holds responsibility for lifes of creatures that she loves. Even if she is not the leader of the family. That what make her alike with Wrath.

#seven deadly sins #wrath #gluttony #greed #envy #sloth #lust #pride #introduction #humanisation #coloured art

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walkonpooh · 9 months

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Dani works in Hollywood as a special effects artist. Recently, she's been getting close to a fellow behind-the-scenes person who's name I can't remember (Jason? Todd?) and really doesn't matter because he's barely a character. They get close and have a lot of sex. Also there's this dude named Tony, who has aspirations to become a special effects artist, but he's a little kooky, loves to pull over the top pranks to scare people, this goes a little too far at the end of high school and it results in a woman getting injured who's barely in this and is just another excuse for Laymon to talk about a naked lady. Tony moves to Hollywood and becomes obsessed with Dani and well you can imagine where it goes from there.

Pretty typical shlocky Laymon. His earlier stuff just doesn't resonate with me as much as his later stuff, that is a little slower, builds with better hooks for plots. It's fine and probably my favorite of his early stuff I've read so far, but it's sort of unfocused and pales in comparison to his later work. Dani is a decent character, though I could name 10 females I think he does a better job writing. If you only want to read one Laymon, I wouldn't recommend this one, but if you're a Laymon diehard it's a decent enough read.

#richard laymon #halloween reading 2023 #night show

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worstloki · 4 years

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[middle of the night, the room is dark, THOR enters and opens the fridge, revealing PETER, MORGAN, HARLEY and NEBULA standing in a line]

Thor: oh it's you guys—

Peter, deep voice: with all that is golden in body

Thor: uh, what???

Morgan: And mind *anime transformation pose*

Thor, growing more worried by the second: ???

Harley: And spirit *anime transformation pose*

Thor, seriously not knowing what this is: ???

Nebula: And soul *anime transformation pose*

Thor, freaking out because what is this: ???

Peter: we summon tonight the life of death and all it's entailing ghouls *gestures to door*

[enter LOKI, hair wild, black clothes befrazzled, looking like death itself cooled over, illuminated only by the fridge light, bearing a striking resemblance to HELA and wearing a helmet that definitely resembles HELA's]

Thor: *shrieks*

#pov: you are a marvel executive and instead of handing in a resume with my qualifications for a job i give this and an embellished gold card #I also say 'you're welcome' in a horribly emulated rendition of Maui and wink before sauntering away cooler than the rest of marvel combined #the comedic potential of Tony having adopted the bunch is immeasurable #peter morgan harley nebula and loki pranking thor mercilessly >>>#they leave no survivors with each prank #thor doesn't just shriek he also jumps across the room and out the door and does not return until the next morning #healthy sibling interactions amirite #working together to fool thor is very healthy #i bet you thought i was talking about thor and loki as siblings #jokes on you but odin doesn't have adoption energy like tony does all he does is steal and eat hot chip and lie #so idek if loki was ever legally adopted as thor's brother and it's too late for marvel to try and fix that so it's 50:50 that he was stolen #so anyway another halloweenish post just because #please take the time to imagine what mayhem harley morgan loki peter and nebula would cause in quarantine

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bonky-n-steeb · 3 years

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stay with me (1)

summary || One fine morning, you find yourself in a period drama, with doppelgängers of your friends. You will deal with this mess later, but first you gotta eat your cereals. (MULTIVERSE AU)

warnings || smut (in the next part!), angst, manipulation, 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙊𝙍𝙎 𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝘿𝙉𝙄!

Also look at his walk in the gif…. damn!

It was just a regular morning in the avengers tower. You were munching on your cereals, Steve had just come back from a run and Tony had supposedly opened a portal to an alternate reality.

Today morning you were eating your breakfast when Jarvis announced that Tony had called all of you urgently in his lab. You had rushed there, thinking he was in danger, only for him to smirk and tell about his new discovery: he had opened a portal to an alternate universe.

The portal was a bright orange circle swirling with magic. Tony was proudly standing next to it and besides him were Dr. Strange and Bruce. These three had used their geniuses to open that portal.

“That’s cool! What do you think I would be like in this universe?” Steve asked inquisitively. “The universe doesn’t matter, you’re always gonna be a punk.” Bucky instantly replied.

Steve rolled his eyes and playfully punched Bucky. You couldn’t help but notice how handsome Steve looked with his sweaty shirt clinging to his body. You were gladly able to hide your smile by eating another spoonful of cereal.

Natasha was probably the only one who was actually paying attention to what they were saying. “So, where does this actually lead to?” You hummed along with her.

“Uhh… about that…. We have no idea.” Tony shrugged. “You mean you have no idea where this thing opens?” You asked walking closer to the glowing circle.

“No. We just know it’s somewhere in the alternate reality.” You titled and peered, hoping to see anything further into the other universe. “Isn’t that risky?” You asked somewhat sceptical of the whole setup.

“All the experiments are somewhat risky.” The portal probably understood what Tony said, because the next thing you knew, you were being pulled into it. Wisps of golden magic surrounded themselves around you and merged you with them.

It was for a fraction of a second that you felt the force, because the next, you were standing in the wildest place of your imagination: a literal historical drama.

People surrounding you were wearing rich furs and historical clothes. You seemed to find yourself in the middle of a courtroom from the overall look of it.

You turned around, unsure of where you had landed yourself. The previously glowing portal was now nowhere to be seen. As you bewilderedly turned around, a man looking very similar to Tony walked towards you.

“Tony?” You stared in disbelief as he was wearing clothes Tony wouldn’t ever touch. The supposed court was awfully silent from the moment you had arrived.

“Y/N?” He looked as if he had seen a ghost. At your name, a huge smile spread across your face. These guys are pranking me, you thought to yourself.

“Nice try! You had me there for a moment, not gonna lie. I mean, there’s still time for Halloween.” You laughed and pat him on the shoulder, like you did usually, but he quickly flinched away from your touch.

“Lady, what are you talking about?” He titled his head with confusion. Lady, really? Tony, you can do better. “Alright, knock it off. I got it, it was funny. Hahaha.” You fake laughed.

You audibly gulped when Tony squinted his eyes with confusion. “There’s some misunderstanding.” A very calm voice said from the opposite side of Tony. You turned around to see Bruce standing in clothes just as weird as Tony.

“I… You… you aren’t my Tony and Bruce, are you?” This couldn’t be happened, not to you. “No. We are not. Just like you aren’t our Y/N.” he replied just as calmly.

You neatly studied the faces of all the people attending the assembly and gasped when you realised all of them looked like the friends you had left behind.

But these people weren’t your friends. They were truly strangers who just carried a resemblance to them. You were actually in a parallel universe, without any known way of going back.

“No. No. No! This is not true. This can’t be true. I… I have to go back! Please!” All your calm and jolly demeanour quickly changed to full blown panic. Tears accumulated in your eyes and sweat beaded your forehead.

“Calm down.” You looked around for the portal like a caged bird finding for an escape. “Where am I?” You had started shivering because of the cold as unlike others, you didn’t have anything warm to cover you.

“You’re in the kingdom of Brooklyn.” You closed your eyes and sighed with defeat. At least the names are similar, you tried to comfort yourself. “Oh great!” You said sarcastically.

Tony tried walking towards you, but acting on your instinct, you raised the only thing you had in your hand, a spoon. Holding the spoon like a knife towards his direction, you walked two steps behind. “Stay back.”

You had no idea who these people were and what they were going to do with you. You couldn’t trust them. “We are not going to harm you.” He said with a placating gesture.

“How do I know?” The thought of being so very away from your home, from your friends, horrified you. These people could be vile for all you know. “Because I promise so.”

The murmuring in the court stopped the moment everyone heard the voice. You looked up to see the voice belonged to the king. And you wondered how you didn’t notice it, because it was none other than Steve.

He stood up and walked towards you as you stared at his beauty. He had long flowing blond hair and a thick beard covered his face very much unlike your Steve who had a clean shaven face. But his nose was just as bent and his eyes were just as blue.

“Steve?” You were unsure what to call him. He looked much stoic at first, but then hearing his name, a huge smile graced his face. “Yeah. Yeah. It’s me, Steven. I promise you, we won’t do anything you don’t want us to do. But I think you must be cold.”

You looked down at yourself and you couldn’t feel more out of place. You were in your sleep shorts and a really comfy shirt while your hair was as messy as a birds nest. And on top of that you had just a spoon and a bowl filled with goddamn cereal.

Life couldn’t possibly get more creative, you sarcastically thought. You nodded at his question and he offered you his warm jacket. “Here, take this.” You smiled and draped it around you.

“Wait. Why am I the only one freaking out? Why aren’t you worried that a random idiot popped off in the midst of your assembly?” Everyone was just too calm for your liking.

“It’s because we understand you are from another universe.” How did they know? “How do you know about alternate universes? Aren’t you supposed to be old timey?”

Alternate universes were supposed to be a thing of modern science, right? Steven just chuckled before replying, “I think your universe might be a bit advanced than us in a few ways, but this land is filled with magic. We know the old and the new ways.”

This was literally Alice in wonderland. “Oh. Okay. So how can I go back?” Steven pursed his lips at your question, “We can’t specifically open a portal to where you came from. So we have to wait until someone from your side does.”

“Fuck.” You cursed and looked at your bare feet. You were stuck in some place out of a fantasy and your last hope rested on people who had no clue what they were doing, and by that you meant your Tony and Bruce.

You just hoped you went back home in this lifetime at least.

~~~

You stared at your clear reflection of your face in the still water of the pond and wondered how your life had taken a complete opposite turn.

It had been three days and nobody had come for you. You were dying with worry as to why they hadn’t come. You had hoped at least by the end of the first night your friends would find you.

The extravagant dress you were currently wearing wasn’t really comfortable. You weren’t used to wearing such clothes and usually preferred sweatpants and shirts.

The cold breeze was gently touching your face and you bathed in the serene calmness. The royal palace was bustling during the day, but at night, it became a little too quiet.

The people over here weren’t as bad as you had thought. They were understanding and caring. But still, they weren’t your friends and this wasn’t your home.

“Missing your home?” You jerked when the rough voice disturbed your peace. You turned around to see Steven walking towards you. You should’ve heard him approaching you, but you were too lost in your thoughts.

Steven was very much different than the one back at home. His people adored him as their king and he indeed was a man to be respected and feared. But what surprised you the most was how outspoken he was.

From what you had seen, whatever was in his heart was on his tongue, unlike your Steve who was a bit reserved. But at the end of the day, he was still a Steve Rogers. The idiot with zero self preservation skills.

The people had told you enough stories of how he had won wars and brought peace and prosperity. You couldn’t help but admire him.

“Yeah.” He walked over and sat besides you on the soft grass. “Don’t worry. You’ll find a way back. And even if you don’t, you can always live here.” His words were oddly comforting.

“Thanks.” You were probably required to add some title at the end of your sentences, but you didn’t know what to add. And Steven never asked you to call him anything but Steven.

“What all do you miss about your home?” Steven wanted to know more about you. “Where do I begin?” You pretended to think before answering.

“First of all, I miss my friends. They were the only family I had, and I terribly miss all of them. And I miss my mobile phone.” You said chuckling.

“What’s… what’s a mobile phone?” He asked inquisitively. “A phone is a.. ummm,… small metal box with which you can send instant messages, call and do a million other functions.”

It was a terrible description, but you didn’t have anything better to offer. “Oh. That seems interesting.” You pouted and slowly nodded. “It must be boring right, to send letters and wait for days for the response?”

“Not really. If something is urgent enough, I do this.” The next second you head a ‘hello!’ In your head in Steven’s voice, but his lips didn’t move.

You gasped loudly, “Did you just say hello in my head? That’s so cool.” Steve loved how fascinated you were. “You know magic??” Steven smiled giddily and nodded.

“Can I ask you something?” You had been here for three days, and one question was eating you up. “Go ahead.” His eyes sparkled in the moonlight as he looked at you.

“Is there a Y/N here?” There were most of your friends from earth, so there must be another you too, right? But you hadn’t yet found your own variant.

Steven looked away for a moment and cleared his throat before answering. “There was one. She died. We were betrothed but the wedding day never came.” His voice was heavy with pain.

“I’m sorry.” You didn’t know what to say further and just let the moment pass. “So, your Steve must love you too, right?” You couldn’t stop yourself from scoffing sarcastically.

The truth was, you loved Steve. But he didn’t love you. You had been absolutely shattered the day you had seen him kiss Sharon. But no matter how much it killed you inside, you just couldn’t stop loving him.

“I wish.” You replied scornfully. You didn’t want to cry in front of Steven, but the adamant tears once again collected in your eyes. Steven looked at you with disbelief and shook his head.

“I don’t think there is a Steve in any universe who doesn’t love Y/N.”

“As beautiful as it sounds, it’s not true.” You rapidly blinked your eyes to stop the tears. You held your legs close and placed your face on your knees as the night got cold. “He must be an idiot then.” You smiled at his comment.

Steven had been thinking of something for the past few days. The thought had struck him the moment he had seen you appear through the portal. He cleared his throat before speaking,

“I have been thinking of something for the past few days. What if you stay here?” You could sense the hesitation in his voice.

“I am gonna stay here till they find me.” You couldn’t quite catch the meaning behind his words. “I was talking about… forever.”

And that’s when you realised what he was saying. “Stay here,… with me.” His eyes were shining with hope and you knew you were going to break his heart by rejecting him.

“I… I can’t do that.” You had an entire life back home, you couldn’t just give it away. “Think about it. You can have everything you want. Just ask me and I’ll get it!

And we… we can have each other.” You looked straight ahead into the dark and thought for a moment. Was his offer so bad?

There were the other avengers to protect earth, you weren’t as such needed. Other than that, you didn’t have much else to your name. And Steven was talking about a future together which you definitely didn’t have with Steve.

“Would you love me?” You wouldn’t be able to tolerate it if even Steven didn’t love you. “I suppose I already do.” He was very genuine in his answer.

You had spent the past three days with Steven and he really was a guy you would’ve fallen for if you were born here. But this wasn’t your universe, was it?

Maybe he would love you because you looked like his long lost love. But it wouldn’t be so bad right? You just wanted to be loved for once in your life, and maybe Steven would do just that.

“Give me a few more days to think. Please.” He looked absolutely gorgeous as his eyes crinkled with a smile. “Take as many days as you want.” Pulling you closer, he pressed a sweet kiss to your forehead.

~~~

Steven was seated comfortably in his chambers, going through the affairs of State when a golden circle started glowing on his right side.

He had seen that circle before when you entered through it almost a whole month back. He smiled at the thought of how you had changed his life in such a short time.

A man wearing a red cape who looked like a variant of Stephen Strange, the royal healer in his court, walked through the portal. His expression was serious and determined.

“You must be Steven Rogers I assume. I’m Dr. Strange and I’ve come here from earth-616 and I’m sure our Y/N accidentally stumbled here. So to prevent you from any further inconvenience, I’ve come here to take her back.”

Steven clenched his jaw and stared him down. You hadn’t yet replied to his question, though you did seem to settle down in his kingdom and he was sure you would say yes in just a few days.

He couldn’t quite get how Strange even came here. Steven had locked down all the possible portals giving entry to this universe to ensure none of them ventured here.

Yes, he was guilty. He had told you people from your universe had to open the portal but it wasn’t true. He could open the portal and send you back. He had lied to you and kept you in the dark. But how could he not? How could he possibly ever lose you?

Since the moment you had come here, he had decided that you would be his. He had lost his Y/N long back and life had given him another chance, he wasn’t going to fail you this time.

And as time passed, you didn’t give him a chance to regret his decision. You were a ray of sunshine in his cold life. You were nothing like his Y/N, you were brave and straightforward unlike his meek and evasive Y/N.

When he had met you, he wanted to keep you because you looked like his previous love. But now he had fallen in love with you; the girl who crashed into his life with a spoon in hand.

If his motivation before was strong, now it was even stronger. “She doesn’t want to come with you.” He was sure Stephen wasn’t yet aware of his betrayal, or he wouldn’t have been so calm.

Dr. Strange squinted at Steven, “That’s impossible.” Steven got up from his chair and ran a hand through his hair, “She herself told me she doesn’t want to go back.”

“You either take me to her or I’ll find her myself.” Not a single moment had the avengers rested since you had been sucked into the portal. And he wasn’t going back without you.

“You don’t believe me?” Stephen scoffed and shook his head. “No. I don’t. And I guess you are going to waste my time, so I’ll find her myself.” Steven lunged for him but before that he was gone through his portal.

“Fuck!” Cursing, he began a dead run for your chambers. He had to find you before fake Stephen, he thought bitterly. You couldn’t know the truth, it would ruin everything.

You were trying to remember the lyrics to one of your favourite songs when Dr. Strange walked through another glowing portal. The smile that spread across your face was absolutely heartwarming.

Without another word, you pulled him into a tight embrace. Never had you hugged the neurosurgeon before. He too smiled and returned your hug.

“How are you?” He checked over for any form of injuries and sighed when he found none. “I’m fine. How’s everyone else? How’s Tony? Nat? Steve?” You were asking questions like an excited kid.

“Why don’t you find out for yourself. Come with me.” You happily nodded your head and we’re just going to walk through when the door to your room burst open.

Steven held on to the door frame as he heaved from running so fast. His overgrown hair was disheveled and looking at him made you stop in his tracks.

Seeing Stephen, you had forgotten all about Steven and this new universe. “Come on.” Dr. Strange urged you but you refused to look away from Steven.

“Don’t go.” Steven panted out, and it was enough for you to change your decision. You walked a step back and dr. Strange was visibly annoyed. “What are you doing? Let’s go!”

“No. I’m not coming back.” Now that you had said it, it didn’t feel like a big problem in your life. You weren’t sure if Steven loved you, or if he was still in love with his dead fiancé.

But at least he made you feel loved. He looked at you as if you hung the stars and shared sweet kisses under the moonlight that made you melt. The occasional embraces made you feel safe.

“What are you saying?” Dr. Strange looked at you as if you had lost your mind. “I’m saying I’m happy here and I don’t want to come back.” Steven gave you a blinding smile and you knew you had chosen right.

He closed his eyes and pinched his nose, annoyed with your antics. “Do you know how sick everyone is worrying about you? Tony and Bruce haven’t eaten properly as they blame themselves.

And Steve… he’s just going crazy. You need to come back. Try to understand. We need you!” The thought that you were indirectly hurting your friends made you ache.

“If you missed me so much, then why didn’t you come earlier?” You failed to notice how stiff Steven stood at your question. “We have no clue why, but something was stopping me from opening the portals. I’m not yet sure…”

“Why don’t you stop experimenting with things you have no idea about. How about that? I wouldn’t be here in the first place if you knew what you were doing.”

“I’m sorry but come back please!” You hadn’t ever seen Dr. Strange pleading before. “I… I’m sorry too. It’s not your fault. But I won’t be coming back. Tell everyone I’m fine over here.” Your anger had mellowed down considerably.

“Don’t do this. Steve misses you.” It wasn’t really a secret among the other avengers that you had a crush on Steve, they just didn’t know how deep it ran.

“He’ll be fine. Everyone else will learn to live without me too. And I’ll… I’ll come to meet you some days, if that’s possible.” He sighed defeatedly and looked at Steven.

“Is it because of him?” Stephen couldn’t believe you were giving them all up because of a look alike of Steve. You just shyly nodded.

“Take care of yourself.” Dr. Strange knew you won’t be coming back now. Your decision was written straight across your face. “You too. Tell everyone to look after themselves too. Goodbye!”

He just patted your back and left through the portal leaving you and Steven alone in your room. “So you’re staying.” Steven still couldn’t believe you had chosen him.

“Yes. I am.” He closed the door and walked closer to you. “I have to tell you something. I love you.” The love you had so yearned for your entire life was sparkling clearly in his eyes.

“I love you too.” You had indeed fallen for the generous king. He pulled you closer and passionately kissed you. Living with him wasn’t that bad, you thought to yourself.

~~~

“No!” Steve threw all the items on his desk to the ground with frustration. “Calm down Steve.” Nat tried to calm him but he was fuming with anger.

“She can’t do this. She can’t do this to me!” Steve felt betrayed when strange told him you refused to come back. That too because of some doppelgänger of his.

“She has made a choice and it’s better if we live with it.” Tony was hurt too, but he knew he had to console Steve. “I think he has done something to her. You said he knows magic right?”

“I didn’t think she was under influence.” Dr. Strange stated as a matter of fact. “Maybe he was just better at expressing himself.” Bucky finally said what everyone else was afraid to say.

Steve’s eyes snapped up and he punched his desk again. “Maybe you are right. Maybe it was my fault that I never told her how I felt. I never told her how much I loved her.”

Tears slipped free from his eyes and for the first time, Steve broke down in front of everyone. “It’s okay. We all make mistakes.” Steve took a deep breath and rubbed his tears. But his eyes were shining with sheer resolve,

“I’ve made a mistake, and I’ll make it right. I am gonna get her back, no matter the consequences.”

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The Man With A Plan. (Stucky x reader)

Pairings: Steve x reader, Bucky x reader, Steve x reader x Bucky.

Word Count: 3.2k

Warnings: NSFW 18+ ONLY, smut, threesome, swearing, little bit of sub/dom, praise kink, captain/sergeant kink, some fluffiness at the end.

A/N: This is my first time writing smut so pls be nice! Obviously I had to start with Stucky :) where else would I start? Didn’t expect it to be this long but oh well!

THANK YOU SO MUCH @buckyownsmylife I wouldn’t be posting this without your help! You are incredible and everyone reading this should read her stuff after :)

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You and Bucky have a prank war that’s been going on pretty much ever since the two of you became friends. They were completely harmless pranks, he put flour in your hairdryer, you filled the floor of his room with cups of water, the usual stuff.

Right now, you’re on holiday with all the Avengers and of course, partners and kids, at Tony’s beach mansion in Italy. You had been here for 5 days now and every night Bucky goes for a late night swim, which you only just found out he does naked. He leaves his clothes and a towel on a sunlounger on the shore.

So of course, when you found out, you decided you would steal his stuff when he was in the water so he would have to walk naked through the house. All the adults were in the lounge, after all the kids had gone to bed. You had already stolen Bucky’s stuff and put it in his room so it was just a waiting game until he walked in.

Right on time, the door bursts open and an angry faced Bucky storms into the room, he is using both hands to conceal himself and shuffling sideways like a crab with his backside to the wall. Everyone is in fits of laughter, especially when he reaches the door which is closed and he has to remove one hand in order to open it.

You are chuckling to yourself but struggling to laugh any more than that. The sight of Bucky’s still wet body was stealing all your focus. You watched intently as a droplet rolled down the middle of his chest, over his abs then disappeared behind his hand. You clenched your thighs, shifting in your seat hoping it covered up your movements.

Bucky finally managed to exit the room and everyone was chuckling among themselves. You couldn’t stop thinking about how incredible Bucky had looked. You tried to push the thoughts of him out of your mind, especially because your boyfriend was sitting right next to you.

“I think we should go to bed.” Speak of the devil. Steve had leaned closer to you, his mouth hovering over your ear.

Fuck, you think. He probably saw how you were looking at Bucky and is now really angry with you. To make sure you don’t make him any angrier, you agree. Saying goodnight to everyone you both head up to your room.

Steve immediately heads into the bathroom without saying a word. You start getting changed thinking of how you could make it up to him but your thoughts are soon interrupted by Steve’s voice.

“I think that was your best one so far.” He chuckles and you join, still nervous he might be upset.

“Yeah, the look on his face was definitely worth it.” You joke back as you get into bed. Steve, now just in his boxers, comes and joins you, pulling you onto his lap so you are straddling him.

“I wasn’t looking at his face,” he whispers, making goosebumps rise across your skin. “And I know for a fact, you weren’t either.” His lips attach to your neck causing you to let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding.

He pulls away. “Do you ever think about Bucky fucking you?” He asks as his hands make their way underneath your shirt.

“No, of course not. I’m with you.” You say as he starts massaging your boobs.

“I have.” There isn’t a trace of embarrassment in his voice.

“You’ve thought about Bucky fucking me or you?” You tilt your head back as he starts to play with your nipples, rolling them between his fingers.

“Both. I know what it’s like to be with Buck. I want to know what it’s like to be with you both together.” The thought of Steve and Bucky together makes you grind your hips down onto Steve and you feel him grow hard underneath you.

“You like the thought of me and Bucky?” Steve teases as he nibbles at your neck. “Or was it the thought of all three of us?”

You start to imagine what it would be like with them both. Would Bucky want you to call him Sergeant like Steve has you call him Captain? Who would take the lead, or would it be both of them? You think about being sandwiched between them, their skin rubbing against yours as they take you however they want, using your body for their pleasure.

Suddenly Steve stops everything, his hands come out from underneath your shirt and rest on your hips and he leans back against the headboard, no longer kissing your neck. You frown at him and he simply smirks.

You rock your hips to try to get the friction you need but he holds you still.

“Steve please” You say breathlessly.

“Not tonight, angel. Take it as your punishment for practically drooling over Buck.” He lifts you off him.

“But you just-”

You immediately stop talking when you see his eyes. When he looks at you like that you wouldn’t dare disobey him. So instead, you curl yourself into his side and try hard to get the thoughts of Bucky out of your mind so you can drift off to sleep.

Bucky had a plan to get you back and in his mind it was a good one. Everyone had left for the day to explore Italy but you and Steve told everyone you weren’t feeling up to it and were going to stay at the house. Perfect. Bucky also told everyone he was going to stay behind so now the three of you were lounging around the pool together.

You had started to mumble your words and Bucky could tell you were getting tired. He made sure to stay quiet enough for you to drift off to sleep which you soon did. When you’re breathing evened out he sprung into action.

He went into the kitchen, grabbed a pair of scissors and came back out, he walked over to where you were laying and just as he was about to start cutting he was interrupted by Steve’s voice.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Although he was trying to be intimidating, he was still whispering so he wouldn’t wake you.

“Getting even.” Bucky stated simply and Steve just shrugged allowing him to continue with whatever it is he wanted to do.

Leaning back over your sleeping body Bucky gently cut the two top straps and the middle strap of your triangle bikini, but didn’t move it. He then went to put the scissors back and grabbed a jug, filling it with ice cold water. He couldn’t help but chuckle to himself as he knew he was going to get you back so good.

He made his way back outside, Steve sat up on his chair and watched eager to see what was about to happen. Bucky pulls his arm back and aims the water at your face and chest.

A surge of cold suddenly hits your body and you gasp as you instinctively stand up. It takes a few moments for you to come to and understand where you are and what just happened. You finally open your eyes and you see Bucky standing in front of you, an empty jug in his hand and a mischievous smirk on his face. The bastard. He must have thrown the ice cold water on you.

You scowl at him, but his smirk quickly fades as his eyes trail down to your chest. Then you notice that you can feel the breeze on your skin and you look down only to discover you are no longer covered by your bikini top. It is in pieces on the floor in front of you.

Before you can act, Steve is behind you, he places a hand on each boob. You don’t know if he is trying to protect you from Bucky��s eyes, hold you back from lunging at him or just using it as an excuse to feel you up. Probably the third one.

“These are for my eyes only.” Steve growls but your mind goes back to the conversation you had with him last night. Bucky just continues laughing, finding the situation hilarious. You smirk at the idea that comes into your head.

“If you wanted to see what's underneath my top, all you had to do was ask.” You place your hands on top of Steve’s and pull them off your body, exposing yourself to Bucky.

His laughter comes to a halt and he bites his lip as his eyes fixate on your chest. He glances behind you at Steve for confirmation which you assume he got because he starts walking towards you.

He stops right in front of you and lifts his hand up, his eyes never leaving yours. His fingers lightly graze over your nipple and you lean forward into his touch but he pulls his hand away and turns his head to Steve before eventually looking back to you.

“Can I see what’s underneath these?” His fingers fiddle with the ties on either side of your bikini bottoms. You nod, allowing him to continue and he pulls at them, still holding eye contact. It comes undone and he lets it fall to the floor.

He places his hands on your hips and guides you backwards until the back of your legs hit a sunlounger, and then gently pushes you down, spreading your legs apart to dangle on either side. His eyes finally leave yours as they trail down your body, sucking in a breath when he sees your pussy.

He looks over at Steve again and you do too. He is sat to the side watching you both as he palms himself through his swim shorts. The sight turns you on even more. You feel Bucky shift so you return your gaze to him. He starts to place wet kisses up your inner thighs, stopping before he gets to the place you want him most.

“Always wanted to taste you.” He looks up at you as he licks up your slit before swirling his tongue around your clit. He presses a cold metal finger into and you gasp, arching your back off the lounger. He sucks on your clit as he pumps in and out of you, adding another finger and curling them just right, to hit your sweet spot. You moan loudly as the pleasure ripples through your body.

“Fuck, doll. Let me hear all those noises you make.” He continues at a steady pace as you start to feel the coil tighten inside you. Your hands find their way into his hair as he sends you over the edge. You cry out, your thighs squeezing his head as he continues through your orgasm.

He finally pulls away as you start to come down. He smiles at you, lips glistening.

“Steve,” Bucky summons Steve over. He kneels next to you and Bucky brings his fingers up to his lips. Steve happily accepts, opening his mouth and sucking your juices off Bucky’s fingers. The sight alone is almost enough to make you orgasm again, especially when you notice both men straining against their swim shorts.

You reach your hand out and slip it into Steve’s shorts, wrapping it around his length, his moan muffled by Bucky’s fingers. You look at Bucky who is already staring at you, he wraps his spare hand around the back off your neck as he pulls you into a heated kiss.

He is more dominating than Steve is but you enjoy the way he takes control. You continue to move your hand up and down Steve’s length and your other hand palms Bucky through his shorts. He sighs into your mouth and you love the feeling of pleasing both men.

All too soon, Bucky is pulling away and releasing his fingers from Steve’s mouth. He walks over to another sunlounger and takes the cushion off, placing it on the floor next to Steve.

“Can I fuck your mouth?” His tone makes you want to do anything he says, so you quickly nod.

“Lie down,” he commands. You lie on the cushion on your back and he kneels over your face. You go to wrap your hand around him but he catches your wrist, stopping you.

He guides himself to your mouth, tapping gently on your lips. You open wide and he pushes in. He is not as thick as Steve but he is longer and you can feel him deeper in your throat.

“Fuck doll. Your mouth feels so good around me,” he moans when he hits the back of your throat.

“Come here Steve.” He holds his cock down your throat and you remind yourself to breathe through your nose. Steve stands in front of Bucky, his legs either side of your head.

You watch as Steve’s cock disappears down Bucky’s throat and you hum, finding it incredibly hot. Bucky starts gently thrusting into your mouth and Steve does the same for Bucky. You don't know what to focus on: your boyfriend’s delicious noises as he moves in and out of his best friend’s mouth, the sight of Bucky’s lips wrapped around Steve’s cock, or the feeling of Bucky’s cock moving in and out of your mouth.

Your moans send vibrations down Bucky’s cock and you feel him twitch slightly as he starts to increase in speed. The noises coming from both you and Bucky are making Steve weak at the knees.

“You’re taking his cock so well angel.” Steve tells you and you clench around nothing at his praise.“Look so good with your lips around his cock.”

It’s not long before Bucky’s thrusts lose their rhythm and he is releasing down your throat. Steve follows shortly after. You and Bucky make sure to swallow everything you have been given.

You know from experience that super soldiers don't need much time before they can go again, but it still surprises you how quickly they can recover.

You are still lying on your back, a little bit of Bucky’s cum dribbles out your mouth and down your cheek.

“You look so pretty with my cum dripping down your face,” Bucky tells you and again the words go straight to your core. The smirk on his face tells you he knows how you feel about praise. You use your finger to wipe the cum off and then suck it as you hold eye contact with Bucky.

“Such a good girl.” he murmurs.

Steve comes over to you with a glass of water which you happily accept, you take small sips until you have had enough and you pass it back to Steve. He takes a couple of gulps before handing it to Bucky who finishes it off.

“Are you ready for another round, angel?” Steve asks as he gently brushes some hair out of your face. You nod eagerly, excited for what will happen next.

“Yes, Captain.” You correct yourself, knowing Steve likes it when you use your words.

“Fuck.” You expect the expletive to come from Steve as a response to you calling him captain but you are surprised to find out it came from Bucky. You smile knowing exactly what he wants you to call him.

“How do you want me, Sergeant?” It’s like the words flipped a switch in his mind.

“Hands and knees princess,” he tells you and you obey. Bucky takes his place behind you while Steve sits down in front of you, placing a gentle kiss to your lips.

Bucky’s hand comes down on your ass and you gasp in shock. “No kissing unless I tell you to.” You know from this moment on Bucky is in charge and you need to do everything he says and nothing more. The whole situation makes you so wet you can feel it starting to drip down your thigh.

Bucky slides his cold metal fingers through your slick. “Fuck, you’re dripping princess.” His fingers glide over your clit, and you jerk, still a little sensitive. “You like being told what to do? Being used for our pleasure?” He asks as continues to toy with your clit. You nod, too consumed by pleasure to say anything. Bucky’s movements halt and he brings his hand down on your cheek again. You whimper at the contact.

“Use your words.” He growls.

“Yes sergeant.” You see Steve smile at your obedience the same way he always would when training you and your chest swells slightly knowing he is proud of you.

“Good girl.” You feel Bucky guide his tip to your entrance, only pushing himself slightly in, causing your frustrations to grow.

“Please, Sergeant. I need your cock. Please fuck me.” You beg, hoping he will give you the satisfaction you need.

“Since you asked so nicely.” He hisses as he slowly presses all the way in, determined to savour the feeling.

“How does she feel Buck?” Steve asks like you aren’t even there.

“So good, Steve. So hot and wet,” he mumbles and the praise makes you involuntarily clench around him.

“Can I suck your cock, Captain? Please.” You ask and he looks up to Bucky for permission. Seeing Steve second in command is something you never thought you would witness but you are so glad you are.

He rises onto his knees and guides himself into your mouth. The feeling is indescribable, and you become impatient, pushing yourself backwards into Bucky, who simply chuckles. It seems to work though, as they both start to gently thrust in and out, working in tandem with each other.

“Gripping me so tight, doll.”

“Fuck, angel”

“Feel so good”

“Doing so well.”

Their voices start to merge into each other as your body is taken over by pleasure. Their thrusts start to become sloppy and uneven as they each use your body to chase their release. You can feel the pressure building in your stomach as Bucky snakes his hand around and circles your clit with his fingers.

It’s not long till Steve is thrusting one last time deep into your throat, grunting as he releases into your mouth. The noises that fall from his lips send you over the edge and you clench down hard around Bucky as you cum on his cock. Bucky is quick to follow as your pussy milks his cock and soon you feel his release coating your walls.

They both ease out of you and you let your body collapse onto the cushion. You try to catch your breath, your mind still dizzy with arousal.

Steve’s fingers make their way into your hair as he gently massages your scalp while Bucky places kisses, starting on your lower back and traveling up your spine to your shoulder.

“You did so well, doll.” Bucky says.

“I’m so proud of you, angel.” Steve tells you as he shuffles around you. A small smile makes its way onto your lips at their praise.

You feel arms wrap around you and you are lifted into the air, you snuggle your head into their neck and breathe in. You can tell it’s Steve from his scent.

“Where are we going?” You mumble.

“We need to get you cleaned up.” He explains and you open your eyes to see Steve is carrying you towards your room.

“Is Bucky coming too?” You ask softly which warms both Steve and Bucky’s hearts.

“Yeah doll. I’m here.” You hear his voice from behind you and sigh happily as your mind replays what just happened. You know from this moment on it’s no longer just you and Steve, it’s all three of you, together.

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melancholymaz · 3 years

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Our Little Moments

Morgan Stark x Imaginary!Reader, Natasha Romanoff x fem!reader.

Warnings: idk what this is, but I wanted to try something different. starts soft but ends a bit angsty.

Summary: After losing Natasha Romanoff to the soul stone, you didn’t have much left, so what happens in the afterlife after snapping your fingers instead of Tony Stark?

You’re in a deep state of confusion. One moment you’re wandering through the afterlife gardens hand in hand with Natasha, sniffing out different flowers and bathing in each others presence after what felt like many lifetimes for Y/N.

Now, you’re in a familiar bedroom that you didn’t think you’d see again. Toy’s litter the floor, crayons and coloured pencils scattered along the tiny dresser and soft glow of a night light bounces of a small girls sleeping body. You take a few steps forwards, not caring how so, as you know you can’t physically make a sound anyway.

However, you’re proved wrong when you accidentally kick a sparkly pink barbie car, and while you don’t feel anything, the non-existent sound causes the tiny girl to jump awake, who now stares at you in annoyance for waking her up.

Too shocked to say anything, you analyse the girl, noticing how in the period since your passing, her familiar shade of brown locks of hair have grown longer, and a few of her teeth are missing.

“Aunty Y/N?” Morgan mumbles, now a little bit more awoken, in confusion. “What are you doing? It’s still night time.”

“Hi My little Mockingjay.” You whisper back, tearing up at the thought of just how much you missed her. Her eyes light up at the nickname, Tony always laughed about how Morgan would brag about her Nickname her favourite Aunty gave her. Natasha usually would be upset at such a comment, but everyone knew Morgan had you wrapped around her finger. “How can you hear me? Or see me?”

“Can you come lay down with me? Daddy didn’t stay for long enough.” Morgan asks instead, and you don’t waste a second before you have the brown haired girl cuddling up to you. “And I wished for you!”

“Wished for me?”

“Yeah! I saw a shooting star the other night with Mommy and Happy while getting cheese burgers and I wished for you to come back.” You look down at Morgan as she talks, and you can’t help but melt. While you wished you were still kicking it with the alive gang, as you call them, you don’t regret your decision being with Natasha, and you would much rather Morgan have her father too, as you know if it weren’t you to snap your fingers with the stones first, Tony would have.

“You did?” You ask, too emotional to say anything else.

“I did.” She nods proudly. “But just to me though, I had to share you last time.”

You can’t help but laugh, and you’re grateful only Morgan can hear you. You lay your head on hers, and she yawns quietly.

“Go to sleep Mockingjay, I’ll still be here when you wake up.”

“Goodnight Aunty.”

As long hours pass in boredom waiting for the sun to rise, you wander around the Stark Cabin trying to catch up on as much as possible. You smile at the new photos, and tinker with some of Tony’s new gadgets. You even manage to relocate some of his tools, knowing he’d be deeply confused next time he goes to use them.

When morning arrives, you’re standing in the window, watching the lake, imagining the scene of the day all your family gathered around for yours and Natasha’s combined memorial, you know this from the small plaque that sits at the end of the small jetty, that you could see read;

“Y/N & Natasha Romanoff’s forever home.”

It is true, when you and Nat would come to the cabin to visit, you two often spent time somewhere in the lake in a little boat, sometimes Morgan tagging along too. Natasha often joked that if you were an animal, you’d be a Bass fish, just because you loved the lake so much.

“Y/N!!” You hear Morgan calling from upstairs, before rushed feet come bolting down the stairs, when she reaches the bottom, eyes wide in concern, you chuckle. But before either of you can say anything, a half asleep Tony comes trudging down the stairs.

“Morgan, we’ve spoken about this, Y/N isn’t here anymore.” Tony says softy, an you can’t help but smirk at how wrong he actually is. Having not seen him during the night, you take note of his greying hairs and bushy beard, you also can’t help but want to pluck his eyebrows.

“She’s right there!” Morgan laughs pointing directly at where you’re standing by the window still, wanting to prove her dad wrong. Tony looks at Morgan in confusion, looking back between you and Morgan, obviously not seeing the same thing Morgan was.

“Tony did you hit Morgan’s head on the doorframe taking her to bed again?” Pepper jokes, making her entrance down the stairs, just hearing the conversation between her two brunettes.

“No I didn’t.” Tony denies quickly, before defending himself further. “And it was one time!”

“Twice.” Morgan adds in quickly, causing Tony to shake his head in disbelief before making his morning coffee. Morgan sits down at the table as Pepper places a bowl of cereal in front of her, and pulls out the chair next to her and pats it, expecting you to sit down too, and you do.

“They really can’t see me.” You say quietly, looking at Tony and Pepper as they look at Morgan looking at you. You wished they could, you wished you could hug them and tell them how happy you are now, and how they should be too.

“Of course not.” Morgan replies after a few moments, her mouth full, but yet never taking her eyes off you, the chewed up cereal spilling everywhere.

“It’s Offical, Morgan has lost her mind.” Tony snorts, causing Pepper to chuckle with a roll of her eyes as she get’s up to clean Morgan up.

It’s a few hours later, You and Morgan sitting in her tent out in the garden after lunch. You’ve spent every moment with the little brunette, playing and laughing and playing pranks on Tony.

“I didn’t want to play with Luna after that day in the sandbox.” Morgan concludes her story, and you can’t help but stare at the girl as she absentmindedly plays with her barbie and rambles on about another story. You have a feeling your time with her earth-side is ending soon, so you want to remember everything about your Mockingjay.

The twinkle in her eyes when she get’s the approval for another juice pop, or the frown she gets in-between her eyebrows when Pepper brushes a little too rough through a knot in her hair. You will never forget her concentration face when working with Tony, one identical to her father.

You wish Natasha was here to see her and your family too. Although you and Morgan had the closest relationship, Nat wasn’t far behind. You and Natasha had always spoke about the day you may both have your own children, and see Morgan love them like she does the both of you.

You and Nat never told Tony, but Morgan had always told you both that she loved you 3002.

#morgan stark #morgan stark x reader #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #avengers x reader #tony stark x reader #pepper potts #pepperony #post!endgame #avengers #endgame #fanfic #Original Work

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magicschoolbus-stowaway · 2 years

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Avengers on YouTube

Steve has a baking channel, but he doesn’t know how to edit so the videos end up being like 7 hours long because he’s like "ok now you’ve gotta let the dough rise for 5 hours" and leaves the camera on for the entire 5 hours. And then he doesn't edit the five hours out so you can watch Nat coming into the kitchen and calling Clint because she has "a genius idea for a prank", Clint crawling out of the vent and hiding behind the cabinet to scare Tony when he comes in looking for a granola bar because Pepper told him to eat, Bruce making hot chocolate and spilling it everywhere when Clint jumps out and causes Tony to scream at the top of his lungs, Thor running in and almost hitting Clint in the face with his hammer because he heard Tony scream and he thought there was an enemy to fight and almost didn't realize it was Clint until it was too late, and Nat laughing at them all from a safe distance on top of the refrigerator. So Steve's videos are massive successes and Steve thinks its because of his baking talent and no one wants to hurt his feelings so they don't tell him that's probably not the reason.

Natasha has a pranking channel where she comes up with prank ideas and convinces other people to do them for her so she never gets in trouble, and then she hides and films the whole thing. And of course no one ever tattles on her because she's a terrifying Russian assassin so no one except her viewers know she's the real prankster of the tower. but on April fools she goes all out and takes credit for her own pranks, and the avengers are all relieved that Nat doesn't use her pranking abilities regularly cause everyone already pranks each other too much and can you imagine what would happen if Nat's genius was added to that? Nat just smiles.

Tony has a channel where he critiques people's fashion sense. He takes pictures of the avengers around the tower in whatever they're wearing, even if its their pajamas, and does a whole video critiquing it. "Today we have an outfit of Clint's, it almost looks like he's wearing his pajamas, and if anyone ever says that about your outfit you know its a fashion failure . . . the buttons are rather large, what were we going for here? this isn't the world's biggest button competition . . . the rubber duck pattern is far too colorful, its like looking at a walking neon sign outside a rubber duck store, but I appreciate the size of the ducks, a much more reasonable size than the buttons . . ." You would think the avengers would be annoyed, and they are, but they also think its hilarious. So sometimes everyone except Tony goes thrift shopping and tries to find the most ridiculous clothes, and then the next day they walk past Tony until he pulls out his phone and takes what he thinks is a subtle picture of them, and they wait eagerly for his next video to be uploaded to his channel.

Thor has a channel where he answers frequently asked questions about Asgard, because when the team was explaining youtube videos to him Nat said one thing they can be is educational. In every video he ends up praising Loki, or the Warriors Three and Sif, or the Valkyries for minutes on end because its clear he just thinks they're all amazing. And its just so wholesome that people will specifically ask questions in the comments like "tell me about the moment when Sif was the most heroic" and he will go off for forty minutes describing a battle where Sif saved hundreds of innocent villagers from invading aliens. And he's actually surprisingly funny? Like all his stories have comedic moments and even when you're crying about how much he loves his friends and how much you wished you had friends who loved you like that, you'll laugh out loud at a joke he made.

Clint has a vlog where he talks about any random thing that comes into his head. He never updates regularly: he might update twice in one day and then for three months he doesn't post anything. He doesn't have a specific place he films: one day he's sitting at his desk, the next he's on top of the refrigerator, and the next he's in the vents. He doesn't have any topics that are off limits: one day he's talking about the superiority of rubber ducks and the next day he's breaking down fascism and how it has surfaced in modern politics. His channel gets a lot of views because people think he's interesting because he's so unpredictable, plus most of his videos are kinda funny.

Bruce has a channel that's just edits of the other avengers. He's kinda camera shy himself, but he tapes tiny cameras all around the common areas of the tower and makes random edits. He has videos called "Nat smiling" (5 minutes long), "Steve making inspiring speeches" (2.5 hours), "Clint climbing into the vents awkwardly" (54 minutes), "Clint falling out of the vents" (42 minutes), "Nat convincing other people to do her pranks when she thinks no one is watching" (3 hours), "Thor being confused about Earth references" (1 hour), "Tony making random pop culture references" (11 hours), "Steve forgetting how to use his phone" (5 hours), and "Tony going to bed at a normal time" (7 minutes). His channel is probably the most popular of all, and Bruce is very proud of it.

#marvel #mcu #avengers #marvel headcanons #mcu headcanons #avengers headcanons

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random-fandom1 · 3 years

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I need more mafia esc winterspider content

Like, I just love to imagine big scary Mafia Boss Bucky with all his little henchmen hanging out at a club or bar. They're all having drinks, like their usual Friday night. Buckys talking to Natasha about her techniques, Sam's laughing with Yelena, Clint and Pietro, Steve and Tony are murmering sweet nothings to eachother, etc. Like a big family

In walks Peter with a henchman of one of his rivals. Peters being practically dragged, like a dog being put into the vets. He's clawing and screaming, covered in dirt and torn clothes. Everyone around Bucky gets into a defensive position while Buckys mesmerised by the beauty of this raggedy boy. His soft brown curls fall over his doe like eyes, his body moves in such a careful manner even in his kicking state and Bucky can make out that he has a wonderful figure, even through his baggy clothes. Buckys instantly smitten. He walks right over to the other man and takes the boy who's now stopped fighting and is instead looking at him with a look of confusion. Steve and Clint take care of the man while Bucky leads the boy to the car

Over the next few months Bucky lavishes Peter with anything he wants, Peters so confused but slowly falling for this man. He was given numerous chances to leave, even asked to but for some reason he stayed. He dosent know why, but he felt a pull towards this man.

Buckys still as smitten as the day he met him, even more actually. He wants to cherish this boy and take care of him, he loves him.

The family have taken him in. All love him to pieces. Tony and Steve are his kind of adopted dad's. Yelena and Natasha teach him self defense (and how to braid hair). Sam and Clint pull pranks with him. It's like a big family

Peter falls for Bucky about 8 months in, he falls hard. The way he let's Bucky know is also hard, well for Buckys back at least. Bucky was just showering one day when Peter came bursting in, yanked the door open and kissed Bucky full bang on the lips. Bucky not expecting it falls back in shock and takes Peter with him. They both groan before giggling their heads off and making out on the floor of the shower.

#peter parker #winterspider #tony stark #avengers #bucky barnes #superfamily #marvel #steve rogers #cute #stony #mafiaboss!bucky #baby!peter

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gildedmuse · 3 years

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Happy Birthday Torao!

Birthday Greetings From The Strawhats

Robin

From the bag delivered via a newscoo, the first thing Law pulls out is a beautifully painted piece of paper elegantly folded into a hand sized coffin. When he opens the lid there is a note that reads:

Enjoy celebrating your 25th year on this Earth, Torao-san (though be cautious of lighting too many celebratory candles in the confided space of your submarine, as it could result in the suffocation of yourself and all your crew.)

🧡🐻‍❄️🧡 Nico Robin

Franky

The whole crew eyes the blue paper with metallic edges as Law unfolds the card. There's a whoooooshing sound followed by some mini explosions than seem either feasible or necessary. It ends with a giant yellow star popping straight up from the center of the cards along with voice recording of robot-ya practically yelling:

Ay! Torao! Hope You're Having One 🌟 SUPER 🌟 Birthday! From your best bro Franky 🌟!

Brook

Next is what seems to have been a Halloween card placed in the bag by mistake judging by the picture of a skeleton marking off days on a calendar. Then Law reads the front text:

Another Year Older...

Ah, yes, Bone-ya. Law opens the card to find the skeletons arm has fallen off with the pen, leaving him unable to cross out the next day on the calendar. Law supposes this is meant to be a humourous reminder of his inevitable death. The card finishes with

Another Year Closer To Death! Happy Birthday You Old Bag Of Bones!

After the card's text has terminated, there is an additional message added in old fashion handwriting:

"From a dear friend of Torao-san who is but an old bag of bones himself! Yohoho!"

His crew is terrible disappointed not to have gotten their hands on a true signature by The Soul King himself.

Nami

Law isn't surprised to see that Nami-ya has picked out a card of herself posing on the beach. Inside the navigator has written:

Happy Birthday Torao 🧡

She's also included a invoice: 25 Berries for the shipping, plus 10 for the card itself.

Sanji

In place of a card, Black Leg-ya has le a recipe for a cake that, according to the attached letter:

"Not even your tasteless flounder of a cook can mess up."

The rest of the lengthy note doesn't bother to mention Law or his birthday, but does go into quite some detail about how he hopes Ikkaku-chahhhn thinks of him as she bites into the fresh passion fruit filling, as the airy softness of the yellow sponge fills her -

That's as a far as anyone on the crew manages to read before Ikakku has shoved the letter into the engine and watched it burn with what Law could only describe as vengeful satisfaction.

Chopper

According to the card with a paw print sealing it shut, Tony-ya had thought that Law might enjoy some sweets for his birthday and had gone to buy him two whole bags, since Law is always working so hard as a captain, doctor and their ally.

It then goes on to apologize at length while attempting to explain why the sack contains only one bag, half of it full of empty wrappers. Someone - Nico-ya more than likely - also slipped in a photo of the reindeer curled up for a nap, covered in chocolate and with colorful wrappers sprinkled around him.

Jinbe

Jinbe sends him an empty conch shell. Law isn't sure if this is a fish man tradition, a prank, or if Jinbe just didn't know it was his birthday and picked up the first thing on the sea floor. He isn't about to ask.

Ussop

Law can imagine Long Nose-ya spending hours in a state of indecisive anxiety as he contemplated what, precisely, Law would want in a birthday wish. He is easily one of their smartest alley - though having met the kind of people Strawhat-ya attracts this is hardly a robust field of competition - so no doubt the sniper had wanted to impress . Law can imagine him pacing that absurd looking ship of theirs, muttering to himself, "What if Torao hates it and decides to break the alliance all because my choice in card failed to impress or the celebratory message lacked conviction!? We'd wind up at war with the Heart Pirates! And they must know all our weaknesses by now! I'll bet Torao keeps them in notebooks for this exact situation!"

So he just gets him the biggest, flashiest birthday card he can find. Inside it reads:

"To The Fierce Captain Of The Pirates Of Heart, Warrior Of The Northern Sea, and Ally to the Fearless, Undefeatable Captain Usopp who commands a fleet of 10,000 pirates who sing his praises as the bravest adventurer to ever roam the seas!"

It fails to mention any celebration of his birthday, or indeed Law's name at all.

Luffy

Strawhat-ya sends hand drawn picture of himself, Law, and Eustas-ya. all three are smiling and appear to be cheering with their hands in the air, standing in a sort of triangle. Strawhat-ya is on top of the two's shoulder and wearing a crown with his jolly roger scrawled in the center.

The inside is just signed:

Zoro

There is also a piece of paper that isn't folded or in an envelope. It turns out to be a small wanted poster for one Roronoa Zoro . On the back:

生日

Tanjō or the shortest way to say birthday.... Not happy birthday just birthday. It's unsigned.

Law spends a moment studying the wrinkled poster. It is the one "card" he deems worthy to keep

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wrenhyperfixates · 3 years

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I’m Here For You

Pairing: teen!Loki x female teen!reader (platonic) Summary: Loki comforts you when he finds you crying over school. Warnings: none :) A/N: Here you go nonny! In my head the reader has a tiny crush on Loki, but this can be read as an entirely platonic relationship. Hope you like it :)

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Reincarnations were a pesky business, really. Loki had been through it more than enough times to know. Unfortunately, his latest one didn’t go exactly as planned, and he’d ended up a kid. It wasn’t all bad, though, as now he had happy childhood memories. He still had the old, haunting ones too, but he no longer viewed youth with nearly so much disdain.

For the past number of years, he’d been living in the Tower with Tony, who he called his uncle but really was more of a father to him than Odin ever was. Thor dropped in fairly often too, and their brotherly bond seems to have benefitted from the little reset Loki went through.

Life on Midgard was different than Asgard, especially when he wasn’t being raised as royalty. Admittedly, he enjoyed the more laid-back life. He took walks in the parks, hung out with friends, went to the mall, and attended school just like everyone else. Ok, maybe not exactly like everyone else, considering he did still have thousands of years of knowledge.

Anyway, he was in his last year of high school, with only a few months left before graduation. Most of the people he knew were obsessing over their next step in the journey of life: college. Not him, though. For once, he was living for himself, and decided to take a gap year. College would still be there after. That is, if he wanted to go at all. Again, he did still have his old memories, so maybe he’d never even feel the need to. Maybe he could just travel the world helping others or work with Tony in the lab. Either way, he wasn’t in any particular rush to figure it out.

Loki was about to head into the renowned Tower he called home when he swore he heard sobbing coming from somewhere. He shoved his keycard back into his messenger bag and walked around the small campus to where he thought the sound was coming from. Stopping in front of some bushes, he saw the outline of a girl hunched up into herself through the leaves. The young god cleared his throat to alert her of his presence, which prompted her to quickly stop making noise. Though, he still could see her body convulsing from the now stifled sobs.

Sighing, he sat on the ground. “Hey, is everything alright back there?” No reply. Maybe it was more than just embarrassment stopping them. Maybe they also weren’t supposed to be here. He decided to try to lighten the mood with some playfulness. “You know, Tony doesn’t mind people being on the campus, but I gotta warn you, he’s kind of cheap with tissues he buys. I’m thinking of getting a handkerchief. What do you think? Is it possible to make me look any dorkier than I already do?”

That earned him a light chuckle. “You don’t look dorky at all. Like ever.”

He startled and said your name, not having realized it was you back there, but recognized your voice. “Is that you? Hang on, I’m coming back.”

You were Stark’s newest prodigy intern. He’d started the program a few years ago, giving some kids an inside look and experience in the tech field. This year, your application had been chosen out of thousands. You were a bright teen, so it made sense to Loki. He’d talked to you a few times before, but the conversations were incredibly short as you were extremely shy, barely even lasting two full minutes. Still, he’d been sure to give you a wave and a smile when he came across you, but it didn’t really ever do anything to help you out of your shell.

After crawling through the greenery, he plopped down next to you in the small, squished space between the bushes and the building. You’d scooched over a little so there would be room for him. He hated the way you were still holding in your cries.

“It’s alright. Just let it all out, ok?” he hesitantly said. That seemed to be all the encouragement you needed before your tears took over again. Slowly, so you could pull away if you wanted to, Loki wrapped you in a hug. When you calmed down, for real this time, he finished rubbing a last few large circles on your back before pulling back a little to look at you. “Feeling better?”

You nodded. “Sorry.”

“Sorry?” he parroted back in question. His thumb caught one of the last tears trickling down your cheek. “Whatever for? There is no need to apologize for having emotions.”

“Your shirt,” you sniffled.

He looked down to see it was, in fact, wet from your tears. He just shrugged. “I’ve got more. Besides, it’ll dry.”

“Thank you,” you whispered.

“No worries, kid. Want to come in now? I could make you some tea or coffee or hot cocoa or whatever. Name it.”

“Can I have some cocoa? I-if it’s not too much trouble,” you mumbled, wiping your nose with the back of your hand.

“Of course! And you know I was kidding about the tissues, right?” he chuckled, fishing a pack out of his bag.

Once you’d cleaned yourself up a bit, the two of you crawled out from your hiding place, Loki offering his hand to help you stand. Then he led you up to the kitchen to get your drink. Tony would have had no problem with you using the kitchen—or any of the rooms in his home, really—but you were too nervous to overstep and never actually did. You were both seated with mugs of the thick, steamy, chocolaty liquid before Loki tried to find out what was wrong.

“So. What’s up?” he began.

“Oh, nothing. I’m fine,” you replied with a falsely bright smile.

“Kid, I know a thing or two about crying. You’re not fine.” You ducked your head in shame, and he was quick to clarify himself. “And that’s not a bad thing! You’re human, you have human emotions. No one’s ok one hundred percent of the time. And... And you don’t have to talk about it, but maybe you should. It might make you feel better. So, if you want to, I’m here.”

“It’s stupid,” you shook your head with a wry laugh. Your lip was quivering, more tears threatening to spill. “School is stressing me out.”

“That’s not stupid, it’s how you feel. And, might I add, it’s perfectly understandable and valid. I mean, not only are you trying your best there, but you also come here every day for your internship. Norns, you must be freaking Supergirl or something.”

You chuckled at the colloquial from his home world. “I dunno about that now. It just... It seems like no matter what I do, I’m not good enough. I don’t have the best grades, or the most friends, or the prettiest looks, or the greatest anything, really. Ugh, it all just feels so pointless sometimes.”

“You know what? You’re right. It does all feel pointless. But it’s not. Don’t get me wrong, school doesn’t measure how smart you are; it measures how good you are memorizing stuff and taking tests. Which is incredibly frustrating! But it helps you explore some subjects and have fun with the friends you do have. The most important thing it does, though, is teach you perseverance. Like we said, school’s hard. But you keep trying, no matter what. And I see a smart, talented, beautiful young girl before me. Your feelings are valid, but don’t let them consume you. Trust me, you have a lot to be proud of.”

Loki picked at his nails while you stared at your mug, mulling over his words. He worried he said something wrong or overstepped in some way, but he’d been where you were not too long ago.

“Thank you,” you finally said. “I don’t think I can just fix everything overnight, you know? But what you said really does mean a lot.”

“You’re quite welcome,” Loki responded with a warm, friendly smile. He took a swig of his own drink, choosing his next words carefully. “No one should expect you to fix anything that fast. As long as you’re trying, you’re doing something right. A lot right, actually. You deserve breaks too. And if you ever need someone to vent to or whatever, I’m here.”

“Thanks again. And I’m here for you, too.”

He gave you a natural, lopsided grin as the two of you exchanged numbers. He was glad to see you were much more at ease, though still considerably shy with him. Still, he could imagine you becoming more bold as your friendship blossomed. You timidly ducked your head when Tony walked in.

“Oh no. You better not be turning her to the dark side,” Tony teased as he made himself a cup of coffee. “I’ve had enough pranks for a lifetime.”

“Relax, Uncle Tony. I haven’t recruited her for any mischief... Yet,” he joked back with a wink in your direction, causing you to giggle behind your hand.

“Whew, that’s a relief. Well, if you two aren’t plotting my untimely demise, feel free to head to the lab whenever you want, kid.”

“Actually, I’m good to go now, Mr. Stark.” You stood up and grabbed your bag from beside your chair where you’d left it earlier. “Bye, Loki. Talk soon! And, uh, thanks again.”

With one final smile, you scurried off to your destination. Loki smiled back and waved as you left, feeling some sense of hope and direction bloom in his chest. You’d given him an idea.

“Hey, Uncle Tony. I was thinking, how would you feel about another Stark Industries youth program?...”

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azurajay · 2 years

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I would like to know anything about the ocs u are willing to share who are they where are they from why does one of them have a tail why so many crosses

OHMYGODD HI HELLO HI I HONESTLY DID NOT EXPECT AN ASK AT ALL FROM THAT UEUEUE you are also literally my first ever ask so thank youu u so much for that im so excitedhsjdfgjkfjg

This might end up a long post so apologies in advance, I will try to keep it minimal ksdjk

OKAY okay so the baker lady in the first drawing, her name is nancy, she is the one with the tail<3 she's a mermaid!! if youve ever seen the tv show h20, her mermaid abilities are like that, in that if she touches an amount of water she undergoes the transformation. but unlike in h20, she was a mermaid First before she was human, she just lives more as a human now because she wanted that experience instead, and runs a lil bakery :DD

she wears the bandana on her head to cover some of her hair post-mermaid transformation, because it turns her hair Pink and it takes a day or so to go back to brown again. she also gets scales that show up on her skin, so she dresses accordingly after she's spent time as a mermaid so that they're hidden sjdkfgj but her group of friends help to keep her secret too :]

the whole story is set on this (made up) tiny island just off the south-ish UK coast in the 80s (but both time and place are kept relatively vague throughout), and that's where all of the characters are from!!

as for the crosses, one of the staple centre pieces of the island is the church!! pretty much everyone on the island was brought up religious, but in the story, one of the main characters (elias) and any of the other teens/young adults who are also on the religious side focus more on the saint of the church, st. eudocia. this leads to some uh,,, Interesting characters, one being the man with the cross earrings at the centre of the poster plan drawing (his name is greysen), who has a slight obsession with the saint figure and is attempting to reach immortality to be on her level !! fun !!

this causes a wholeee lotta trouble which is essentially the domino for the overarching plot so i simply will not go into all of that, but basically the boy in front of greysen (elias) is lead to believe his brother teddy (the guy Behind greysen) is dead/has been killed, and funky murder mystery shenanigans ensue :DD

(elias actually ends up being sort of "chosen" by st. eudocia, much muchhh to greysen's anger (which again leads to trouble) but elias has always looked to eudocia for guidance and to praise so it's sweet. she's got his back.)

teddy is also the one with the glasses in the first pic, and he's with jackie - i imagine that's not long after him and jackie meet, and teddy's taken him over to see nancy, who's one of his rly good friends!! :DD

then the second pic is during a moment when nancy is having a Rough Time following the news of teddy's death, and lars shows up to check on her, and they have a moment of quiet together as lars helps her bathe. they make me soo :((((

I JSUT REMEMBERED I HAVE THIS IMAGE okay so here is a Labelled Diagram of who everyone is :DD

greysen is the leader of the little evil-doers gang, consisting of pippa, sadie, and harywn, and then teddy is the leader of the little good guys gang consisting of lilith, nancy, lars, and jackie :D (both gangs need official names i just simply cannot think of anything yet <\3)

lilith is teddy's longterm childhood bestie, and they end up partly framed for teddy's death, which (alongside teddy's disappearance) is cause for turbulance btwn teddy's lil group - which is also something that plays into that second drawing with nancy and lars :(

BUT this image completely misses out elias' childhood best friend, toni, who is the most endearing little guy<3 the two of them spend an obscene amount of time together, and they work on dumb lil pranks and projects all the time. (this,,, gets offset by the disappearance of teddy, and the introduction of a new friend that toni makes, alongside greysen-induced-factors, drives the two apart at the lowest part of the story, but Fear Not because i hate sad endings, everything gets resolved<33)

this is her!! :D

okay now in favour of keeping this from getting any longer than it is, i will end it there, but i need you to know that pippa and sadie are in love. that is all.

but also seriously thank you so much for the ask, i really didnt expect anyone to see the post at all, let alone send an ask, so it means a wholeee lot ;-; thank you for lettin me ramble about my funky little guys :]]]

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i hope this was at least a little bit interestinghjdfg #i tried to steer away from just flat out Rambling and make it at least a little bit readable lmao #this doesnt even MENTION elias and teddys father who is the loveliest guy ever i simply adore him so much #his name is hester #my friend has recently taken to the idea of shipping him with his longtime best friend ray who shows up later in the story #which has been fun #BUT YEASS i rly love them so much thank you Again for the ask i srsly got so excited over thisjsdfj #omg i dont even have an asks tag #how do people do this #bluejay mailbox #there :D #also i hope you enjoy the fruit gummies<3 #cryptvokeeper

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If you have the time can you please please please recap season 4 of riverdale. I was going to binge it on Netflix but things happen and then I saw your post about the graduation episode and HAD to watch that happen and now I’m recommitted to the cause and need to know what happened while I was gone

sure. okay so the season sadly starts with the death of fred andrews in a very sentimental and moving episode that’s kind of seperate from the rest of the show so it’s not really until episode two that things kick off. the riverteens are kind of thriving in a parentless world because milf alice was kidnapped by a cult, dilf hiram and milf hermione are in prison, milf penelope is in hiding after killing a bunch of people, milf mary is kind of just There, milf gladys went back to toledo after her drug empire failed, god knows what milf sierra and gay kevin’s straight former cop dad are off doing, and dilf fp is the sheriff but because it’s fp he’s kind of bad at it. so the riverteens are horrified when their new principal mr honey expects them to be at school on time and disapproves of them throwing school dances because students keep getting murdered at them. cheryl, who an episode prior never wanted anyone in riverdale to celebrate the 4th of july ever again because of her brother’s death, considers this an act of oppression and throws a party at her house. however, as she is keeping her brother’s mummified corpse in the basement, she gets angry when reggie tries to sneak down there. meanwhile gay kevin is trying to make amends with betty for the time he tried to have her lobotomised because of the cult led by chad michael murray. betty uses this to her advantage to find out where the cult is, teaming up with her half brother, charles (not to be confused with chic, who was only PRETENDING to be charles back in season two). archie gets munroe, his prison buddy, to attend riverdale high, and reggie is weirdly jealous about it. archie discovers that this is because reggie is being abused by his father, so they smash in his car and apparently this solves everything. jughead starts attending stonewall prep, where he meets bret weston wallis, donna sweett, joan berkeley, and jonathan. he also reunites with moose, who disappeared in mid s3 after cheryl outed him to the whole school including his homophobic dad, and then his homophobic dad dressed up as the gargoyle to try and stop moose and gay kevin hooking up in the sex bunker they stole from dilton doiley after he killed himself, but it turns out that his homophobic dad was just angry HE never got to fuck gay kevin’s straight cop dad back in the day. it was this whole thing. anyway, moose is like “i’m going by my real name, marmaduke now, so people don’t find out about my dad” but everyone does anyway and so moose mysteriously disappears again. betty finds out where the cult is (after disarming a bomb attached to her sister polly using a bobby pin) and goes to rescue her mother. milf alice reveals that chad michael murray is using the cult money to build a rocket, and his wife/fake daughter evelyn is going to drive a bus full of cultists off a cliff. the day is saved! veronica finds out that her father’s real surname is luna and decides to start going by that as an act of rebellion because he keeps leaving the prison that he owns to fuck with her after she had him arrested. archie decides to turn his gym into a community centre with munroe’s help. cheryl, who, for unknown reasons, obtained custody of polly’s twins, immediately fires the nanny that toni hired because he said there were probably rats in the walls and went into the basement. cheryl goes to make sure that the nanny didn’t interfere with her brother’s mummified corpse, and toni walks in on her stitching him up. videotapes start arriving at the homes of the riverdale residents of said homes being filmed for hours. onto halloween! toni tells cheryl they can’t have a dead body in the horse and makes her rebury jason, at which point cheryl claims she is being haunted by a doll named julian, who is supposedly possessed by the spirit of her other brother that she ate in utero, but the haunting will stop if they unbury jason. toni agrees, but the doll continues to appear in weird places, and cheryl is forced to confess that while she WAS gaslighting her before, she isn’t right now. betty bonds with charles while receiving prank phone calls from polly, who is now in a mental institution. archie and munroe try to throw a halloween party at their community centre for the troubled youths but it’s interrupted by a drug dealing gang trying to start shit in the parking lot, thus giving archie a new enemy. reggie destroys mr honey’s office for the joke but mr honey catches him and is like “you do this because your dad hits you.” jughead uncovers mysteries surrounding strange disappearances of prep students known as “the stonewall four,” and donna drugs him so she and bretjoanjonathan can lock him in a coffin overnight as a bit. meanwhile, veronica burns a man alive in her basement. archie becomes a teen vigilante for the millionth time in the series, jughead and the other stonewall stags go into the running to be the ghostwriter for the baxter brothers franchise, veronica gets her mother out of prison but then finds out that her half sister, hermosa the PI, got their father out of prison, and he is now mayor again. betty and gay kevin start an fbi training course in which betty realises the serial killer gene is a real thing and she does have it, and remembers when she killed her childhood cat. jughead finds out that his grandfather who drunk himself to death but also abandoned fp but is also just some guy ACTUALLY wrote the baxter brothers franchise and is like “i have to reveal this!” so he takes it to his english teacher mr chipping but then mr chipping jumps out of a window before anything can come of it, and jughead is horrified when the stonewall stags have no reaction. cheryl is still convinced she is being haunted by a doll and things are further complicated when her extended family shows up. her uncle discovers jason’s body in the basement, threatens to send cheryl away, and is killed by toni. speaking of death, archie is still on his vigilante shit and asks hiram for help, at which point the near dead body of the gang leader, dodger shows up wrapped in carpet outside of the community centre. betty visits chic in prison to find out more about charles, and when chic threatens to reveal where milf alice buried the man she killed back in season two, charles and fp go to dig it up again and move it somewhere else. to get her family away from her and also in the spirit of thanksgiving, cheryl makes them think that they ate her uncle. dodger’s family show up at the community centre thanksgiving for revenge and there’s almost a shoot out, but thankfully the deep fryer explodes and chaos is avoided! milf mary later suggests the deep fryer exploding was archie’s dead dad’s ghost. betty and jughead spend the weekend at stonewall prep, where they play a homoerotic game of never have i ever with bret and donna. donna says that she and mr chipping were having an affair. now it’s time for the gang to go to therapy: archie gets diagnosed with gay but is also just suffering from an insane guilt complex, betty has mommy issues, veronica has daddy issues, cheryl is being gaslit but did NOT eat her brother in utero, jughead is just some guy. jughead finds out where his abusive alcoholic grandfather has been hiding out, and meanwhile his dad gets shot. veronica decides to fight back against her father by starting a rival rum business. polly rips off a nurse’s face and betty finds out that everyone in her family has a trigger word instilled in them by the cult, so she imagines herself going back in time to STOP her child self killing her cat to learn how to control it. cheryl uncovers her gaslighter by literally gassing her house, and it’s revealed that milf penelope was living in the walls and mad that cheryl had jason’s body. cheryl reburies jason and imprisons her mother in the sex bunker. archie’s uncle shows up, just in time for football season! the riverteens are playing stonewall prep, and reggie reveals that the preppies fight dirty, just in time for them to tonya harding munroe’s knees as he is their star player. archie’s uncle gives munroe steroids so he can play anyway, and riverdale loses but munroe gets a scholarship. cheryl feuds with her new cheerleading coach and locks her in her office so she has a panic attack. hiram threatens to sue veronica for stealing his rum recipe, so she teams up with cheryl (maple syrup queen) to create a new type. jughead joins the stonewall prep secret society, the quill and skull, and reveals that he watched a homeless man die. also, the cheerleading team performs cherry bomb. betty starts feuding with bret and decides to stand off against him in a quiz show, and although she wins, she is accused of cheating and is forced to give it up. she also wanted to use this to try and get into yale because apparently “cooper” is an uncommon name and people associate it with her serial killer father. veronica and cheryl enlist milf penelope and her former brothel in a hotel to run their underground rum dealership after hiram kept fucking shit up at veronica’s speakeasy. jughead is forced to come up with new stories for his baxter brother books, and so he writes about betty’s serial killer father (uh oh!) archie tries to restart his father’s construction company but his uncle’s shenanigans make it hard and gay kevin’s straight former cop dad has HAD IT. fangs is back from cult recovery, but gay kevin has gotten into non sexual tickle porn. toni and fangs get in on this they use this to blackmail nick st clair after he returns and understandably upsets cheryl, his would be rape victim. archie is attacked in the bathrooms at school because his uncle can’t mind his own business, but this plot was fucking boring so i don’t remember most of it. jughead and bret decided to duel, because of course, and betty uses this as a chance to investigate the preppies further. she finds out that bret films sex tapes and blackmailed moose with one, and also has one of her and jughead. she also finds a video suggesting donna lied about her affair with mr chipping. veronica goes to new york to visit katy keene, played by lucy hale of fantasy island fame, who tells her that her mother is dying. veronica returns home just in time to hear that hiram has a mysterious disease and decides to make amends. jughead is accused of plagiarism, meanwhile veronica realises her father thrives off war, and continues their rum battle. archie is now drinking at school and veronica accuses mr honey of being a fascist for having a problem with it. BUT. MOST IMPORTANTLY. ALL SEASON WE HAVE BEEN TEASED WITH DEADHEAD. AND IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING. IDES OF MARCH PARTY AT STONEWALL PREP. AND BETTY BASHES JUGHEAD’S HEAD IN WITH A ROCK. betty tries to prove that the stonewall stags did it instead but donna is an insane lesbian and thrives off gaslighting and fucking with her. because jughead died, betty gets his spot at yale. the core four are accused of murder but cleared of everything. jughead has a funeral, and bret’s attempt of proving jughead isn’t in the casket are thwarted by the sweet pea, the sweetest pea in the room. hiram shows up just to fire fp as sheriff. betty kisses archie to help with her grief, and veronica ends things with them both. but donna is not convinced, and goes around stalking betty, saying she watched her sex tape and knows that betty couldn’t last so long without sex with jughead. and she is right! because lo and behold, jughead is alive and hiding in the sex bunker, despite donna’s best attempts to catch them out. donna knows they’re up to something and implies she killed jonathan when bret doubts her. betty and archie are like “yeah we only dated for the bit :/” but their texting implies it was...more. betty and jughead return to stonewall and expose the preppies, but they decide not to interview jonathan because he “has food poisoning.” or he’s dead. their other teacher kills himself, and fp reunites with his abusive father. betty discovers that donna’s grandmother was one of the people killed for the rights to the baxter brothers/tracy true franchise, and the entire scheme was a complicated revenge plot by donna to get back at their teacher for killing her grandmother. betty blackmails her with this information so donna can’t have the tracy true contract, and everything is “wrapped up” just in time for gay kevin to announce he’s doing a variety show. gay kevin’s intentions of performing hedwig are destroyed when mr honey is like “no, this is inappropriate for high schoolers,” and so the riverteens decide to band together and have everyone perform hedwig songs as an act of protest. meanwhile, betty and jughead fight because jughead didn’t do his homework because he was too busy watching the stalker vhs tapes, and veronica and archie fight because he lied about her father working out at his gym, given that hiram has tried to kill him multiple times and doesn’t really care about his health. betty and archie use this as an opportunity to kiss during origin of love. the variety show is cancelled, but the core four and gay kevin perform midnight radio on the roof, and jughead watches a stalker vhs tape of someone in a betty mask killing someone in a jughead mask. tickle porn shenanigans continue, and gay kevin is threatened over cheating his original tickle porn handler out of money. mr honey then forces them to shut the website down. cheryl leaves the rum business after her mother is threatened because of goons that were mad at hiram. hiram decides to deal with this by going after said goons. archie writes a song for betty, they explore their relationship further, but she picks jughead over him even when he says he’ll dump veronica for her. jughead discovers that ethel watched his and betty’s sex tape, and he and charles uncover blue velvet video, which houses sexy films and snuff films, and jughead is like “oh this is connected to the whole vhs stalker thing.” cheryl is sent a video of someone dressed up as her father killing someone dressed up as her brother. the riverteens turn their focus to the fact that all of them except archie and jughead have been banned from prom for various reasons, and betty suggests they kill mr honey as punishment. jughead writes an elaborate murder fantasy about them doing so, and also kills off reggie and drives cheryl insane for the bit i guess. the riverteens conclude that mr honey was behind the vhs stalker tapes and have him fired, and he tells them they’re all deranged before going to teach at stonewall prep. the school secretary tells them all the wonderful things mr honey did for the school and hands jughead a recommendation letter he wrote him for college. jughead realises they fucked up and rewrites his story so mr honey lives, but uh oh! he and betty uncover a vhs tape of their fictional murder of mr honey, much like the others.

and that’s what you missed on riverdale!

#this is missing. a lot. but so much happens in this show.#ask #Anonymous

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