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bnha-prompts · 7 months

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Incorrect quotes #2

Chiyo: Aren't you worried he's only going out with you for your money?

Toshinori: He better be. On our first date I bought him an 80inch flatscreen TV

Mirai: First date? Did you even measure his walls?

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sp00kysk3lly · 5 months

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“I found the Grinch to be a relatable, engaging character. And I was really with him right up to the point that he succumbed to social convention and returned the presents and saved Christmas. What a buzzkill that was.”

#the grinch #i hate christmas #I am the grinch #Christmas sucks #Christmas shouldn’t exist #I am the grinch every year #all alone #blog #youre a mean one mr grinch #mr grinch #green is my favorite color #grinchmas #is this jolly enough?#2023 #we can have Halloween on Christmas #sheldon cooper #big bang theory quote #big bang theory

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shesinchargeareyoukidding · 1 year

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Nancy, tutoring Eddie: Good job!

Eddie: You're giving me a sticker...

Nancy: Not just a sticker, it's a sticker of a kitty saying Me-wow.

Eddie: I'm not a pre-schooler.

Nancy: Fine, I'll take it back.

Eddie: I earned this, back off!

#big bang theory quote #i love the idea of nancy assisting in the army crawl #crawl FASTER EDDIE CRAWL FASTER!#nancy using positive reinforcement because she read about it somewhere #eddie is her guinea pig #she also feeds him little snacks #but not too much cuz he'll get high on sugar #and then he's gone #maybe i should just write a fic about this #or someone else do it #that's okay #just tag me pls #eddie munson #Nancy Wheeler #stranger things #eddie munson lives

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shironezuninja · 2 years

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I may be just an observer here, but I’m seeing the same disapproval for a DM X Dawn shipping as I once saw in Sesshomaru X Rin shipping. Now, the human child has become an 18 year old mother to half demon twin girls, and Haters are just gonna have to live with that in the Inuyasha sequel.

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daddiesdrarryy · 15 days

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James: How do you feel about children?

Regulus: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it

James: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Regulus: I just said I wouldn’t!

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incorrectbatfam · 4 months

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[finding a lost dog]

Jon: I think he looks like someone’s pet. Maybe we should put up posters.

Damian: Yeah, it should have a big picture of him and the words "Is this your dog? Not anymore."

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waterfire1848 · 15 days

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Angel: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Spear or Charlie. I give you real things I’ve heard Vaggie say and you have to tell me if she was talking to her spear or her girlfriend.

Charlie:

Vaggie: I don’t think I like this game.

#incorrect quotes #source: big bang theory #angel dust #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 7 months

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Ahsoka, about Anakin: What’s wrong with him?

Obi-Wan: Everyone has a different theory.

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georgie3116 · 1 month

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*Natasha making a video in case she ever gets amnesia*

*Camera Zooms in on Yelena Chilling on the couch*

Natasha: This is Yelena. She is your sister.

Yelena: …

Natasha: If she offers you food, it’s safe to take it.

*Natasha turns the Camera on herself*

Natasha: You probably paid for it, anyway.

#natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #yelena belova #black widow #big bang theory #black widow incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #natasha romanov

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zootopiathingz · 7 days

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Husk: you’re an idiot.

Angel: I’m YOUR idiot, bitch!

Angel, pointing to his wedding ring: foreverrrrr!!

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #husk hazbin hotel #angel dust #huskerdust #angel x husk #source: big bang theory

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7ndipity · 21 days

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Yoongi: you're giving me a sticker?

Y/n: not just any sticker. It's a sticker with a cat saying "me-wow!"

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi: I'm not a preschooler

Y/n: alright fine, I'll take it back-

Yoongi: no, I earned this, fuck off!

#source: big bang theory #incorrect bts quotes #bts incorrect quotes #incorrect bts #bts x y/n #bts x reader #bts crack #yoongi x y/n #yoongi x reader

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sp00kysk3lly · 1 year

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“There's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo. Or a Nutter Butter, if you're in a pinch.”

- Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory ‘The Anything Can Happen Recurrence)

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what-fandom-again · 1 month

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Sam: let's play a game. It's called "Baby or Cas."

Jack: Whats that?

Sam: I tell you quotes I've heard Dean say, and you tell me if he was talking to the impala or Cas

Dean, rolling his eyes: Ha ha ha, Sam. Very funny

Crowley: Fine, moose. I'll partake in your little "game".

Sam: "If anything happens to you, I'm killing everyone involved and then myself".

Jack:

Dean:

Crowley: Oh dear, this was harder than I thought

#this was probably done before #but i dont care #sam winchester #dean winchester #castiel #cas #destiel #incorrect quotes #jack winchester #crowley #fergus crowley #spn #supernatural #big bang theory #brooklyn 99

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Pietro: You kissed Wanda!?!

Y/N: I didn't know what else to do! She had those big sad eyes!

Natasha: Well, sure, you had no choice.

#source: big bang theory #pietro maximoff #pietro maximoff incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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daddiesdrarryy · 22 days

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Remus: So you and Pads’s brother are just sleeping together now?

James: Yeah, and I’m not great at casual relationships. I don’t want to scare Reggie off

Remus: Then just give him some space, all right? Don’t Floo, don't write him letters, don’t call

James: That’s crazy, Moony. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of him?

Remus: …

Remus: When do you see him next?

James: We’re having dinner tonight

Remus: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork

James: What’s the rubber band for?

Remus: To slow the bleeding

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asmodeus-682 · 2 months

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Lil' things bc yes

Alastor: Rosie, could I please have some of your fries?

Rosie: oh of course Al, could I have a bite of your burger?

Alastor: no

Vox: some friend you are, won't even share your food with her

Alastor: *glares at Vox* it has avocado on it. She's allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our friendship you want Rosie to die?

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Rosie, meeting the hotel gang: don't worry, I don't bite!

Alastor from across the room: yes she does!

Rosie:

Rosie: well I won't bite you lot

Husk: you better not

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Zestial, wrapping bandages on Alastor's arm: and what did thou learn today?

Alastor: not to piss Rosie off when she's hungry

Zestial: and why is that?

Alastor:

Alastor: she bites

#hazbin hotel #vivienne medrano #vivziepop #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor the radio demon #rosie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #husk hazbin hotel #platonic radiorose #hazbin hotel zestial #zestial morde #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #big bang theory reference #Zestial as Alastor's father figure

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