I don't know how to do memes and I'm sleepy so here's my take on this #marauders edition.
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Remus and Lily headcanons:
Remus:
- AVID coffee/tea drinker
- ungodly tall
- loves sexting
- loves thrifting (think grandpa sweaters)
- Rihanna stan
- loves olives
- hates potions (except this one's canon)
- says he's not addicted but when he's drunk at a party he will bum someone's vape every time
Lily:
- loves making out & PDA, especially if she's drunk
- pillow princess
- best at giving gifts
- loves italian food (pasta and wine <3)
- likes gardening
- sleeps with socks on "so monsters don't get her toes when she's sleeping"
- Mitski stan
- least judgmental person to ever exist
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the five homoerotic love languages:
- intimate stabbing
- outright obsession
- confused pining
- "no one knows me like you do"
- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc
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blood ritual — James and Lily Potter circa 1981
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i don't WANT to read smut right now
i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia
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me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings
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bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM
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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Regulus: Okay.
[downstairs]
Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?
Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Walburga: Go to your room!
Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?
Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
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My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.
Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:
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me liking posts from my mutuals hyperfixations that i dont actually understand at all
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