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#incorrrect mcu quotes
grxvitye · 2 years
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Natasha: Y/n annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Wanda: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Natasha: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.
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ragingemini · 3 years
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Steve and Bucky arriving late to an Avengers meeting:
Steve: Sorry, guys.
Fury: What's your excuse?
Steve: Uhm.. I- I was doing ... stuff.
Fury: And who are you?
Bucky: Stuff, apparently.
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heyimboredtalktome · 3 years
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sam-moose · 2 years
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y/n, running into the lab: i'm here!!
Tony: kiddo, why are your shoes wet?
y/n: there was a puddle! :D
Tony: then why did you step in it?
y/n: DAD, IT'S A PUDDLE. WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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prkrknr · 3 years
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peter: my boyfriend said he doesn't love me anymore.
harley: no, i said “you can't be the little spoon 5 times in a row, it's my turn now.”
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funnyincorrectmcu · 3 years
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Thor: *over the phone* Happy birthday, Man of Iron! Tony: Thank you! I was starting to worry that you forgot. Thor: How could I have forgotten? Why would you think that? Tony: Because it’s 11:00 at night. Thor: What? No! It’s 5 in the morning! Bright and early birthday greeting! Tony: … Thor: … Tony: They don’t teach about time zones on Asgard, do they? Thor: What are “time zones?” Tony: Never mind. Forget it. Thanks Thor.
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karameki · 3 years
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Incorrect quote
Bucky: Sweetheart?
Steve: yes?
Natasha. yes?
Sam: yes?
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Harley: *enters his own password* I’m in
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[Bucky and Steve snuggling in the livingroom]
Bucky: Shit someone's coming, I'll go through the window
Steve: K bye, Buck
Sam[at the door]: Was that who I think it was?
Steve: I don't know what you're talking about
Sam: Are you fucking the winter soldier?
Steve: Me? I would never.
Sam: Ok let me take this call real quick and then we'll talk
The call:
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timdrakecoffeemug · 3 years
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Peter would play Mystic Messenger and neither fell in love with Jumin or Zen, and he would really like Yoosung.
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universemarvel · 3 years
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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021):
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xbladekitkat85 · 4 years
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Things my family has said/done as characters from the MCU.
Starlord: Oh wow, those birds poop bombs.
Dr Strange: NEVER SWITCH BODIES WITH SOMEONE!
Drax: *punches a bag of shredded cheese*
Steve to Sam: Why are you holding my vitamins?
Peter to Morgan about Vine: This is the time to train you! *Attempts an evil laugh*
Harley: Don't worry, we didn't run him over.
Tony, during a game of Pictionary: CANDLE-BRA! WAIT NO I MEANT CANDLEABRA! WHAT THE SINGING CANDLESTICK FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST IS!
Peter, Harley, Shuri and Morgan chanting ominously: PORK BUTT, PORK BUTT, PORK BUTT!
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jackspamifold · 4 years
Conversation
Steve: *gets into airplane*
The Atlantic ocean: Why do I hear boss music?
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athenadcvell · 4 years
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Peter [on trial for being a vigilante]: In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law.
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Sam: You ever meet anybody you didn’t kill?
Bucky: I haven’t killed you yet....
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Conversation
Gamora: I think we’re lost.
Quill: We don’t get lost, we go exploring.
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