#long incorrect quotes

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: So I think I might be in love with Eddie

TK: Who is this? I think you have the wrong number

Buck: It’s Buck

TK: Buck who?

Buck: Buck from the 118 in LA. We put out a fire together and became best friends.

TK: We literally just met once and haven’t been in contact since.

Buck: Ha! So you do know who I am!

TK: Buck, it’s 3 in the morning here, I am hanging up

Carlos: You can’t hang up. What about his crisis?

TK: …How did you hear that?

Carlos: Impeccable hearing. Now help him

Buck: Is that your boyfriend? You should marry him

TK: I did. Now who the hell is Eddie?

Buck: My best friend

TK: I thought I was your best friend.

Buck: I can have more than one best friend, Teeks. It’s not high school.

TK: Teeks? I am seriously hanging up now

Buck: No, no, no wait. Help me!

TK: Fine. Why me though? Am I the only queer person you know? That right there raises some red flags

Buck: No! I have other LGBTQIA+ friends. I just can’t talk to them because they’re friends with Eddie too.

Carlos: You share friends? That’s a good start.

Buck: Oh hey! You must be TK’s husband! I’m Buck

Carlos: Nice to meet you, Buck. I’m Carlos. So you’re in love with your best friend?

Buck: Yes but-

Carlos: But you can’t tell him because you’re scared of ruining the friendship?

Buck:

Buck: How did you know that?!

Carlos: That’s an age old problem. You’re not the first one.

Buck: Okay, so what do I do?

TK: Nothing

Buck, Carlos: WHAT?!

TK: If he doesn’t want to ruin the friendship then what’s the point?

Buck: Is this some sort of reverse psychology?

TK: No, it’s a fact.

Carlos: What TK means is that you can't let the fear of ruining your friendship keep you from pursuing Eddie. TK: That's literally not what I said. Buck: But what if I lose Eddie? Carlos: Do you really want a friend who doesn't stick around after learning that you like them? Buck: You've got a point. Thanks, y'all. TK: Are you trying to sound Texan? Buck: Did I deliver? TK: No. *hangs up* Buck: Rude.

#long incorrect quotes #evan buckley #buddie #tk strand #carlos reyes #tarlos #911 #911 lone star

[bisexualvader]

#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown #star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader #anakin skywalker #sw memes #star wars memes #star wars shitpost #return of the jedi #aaphra's stuff #sw crack #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes

[theaceofarrows]

Jason: You know how you're all always going on about how Dick is the "best, nicest, most responsible older brother"?

Tim: Vaguely

Steph: Sorta

Damian: Tt

Duke: Ehh

Cass: [nods]

Jason: Well, I call bullshit. He wasn't like that almost a decade ago with me. He was an asshole

Dick: [sputters] I'll admit I wasn't completely thrilled about you at first, but name one time I was irresponsible with you

Jason: That time you were teaching me how to use the trapeze while Bruce was out of town, and I fractured my wrist

Dick: Yeah? And I took you to the ER, so what?

Jason: Under occupation on the hospital paperwork you wrote "failed acrobat"

[Everyone bursts into laughter]

Dick: Was I wrong?! You did not get the move down, you failed. I.e. FAILED acrobat

Jason: [turns to everyone and gestures to Dick] See? Ass Hole

#jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #cassandra cain #dick and jason #incorrect batfamily quotes #batboys #batfamily #batfam #this is so long #i'm tired

[justaz]

*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

#radio rebel reveal #>>> #idk if the idea that percival was raised by druids is either canon or a big fandom hc or just something i saw once that stuck with me #but i love it #anyways they’re all idiots #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir lancelot #sir gwaine #sir mordred #sir percival #sir elyan #sir leon (the long suffering) #(he’s trying to be a brave knight of the realm as he always dreamed to be as a kid. too bad all his friends and king are complete fools) #merthur #idiots of the round table #look me in the eye and tell me i’m wrong #incorrect merlin quotes

[artsymeeshee]

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #mabel pines #incorrect quotes #stan twins #my art #comic #sketches #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #stan pines #ford pines #i’ve been wanting to use this quote for so long you have no idea #I find it funny that THIS is the type of thing to leave ford speechless

[lyrichi]

[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

#why did it take me so long to come up with an outrageously wrong history fact #uh #im literally studying the cold war rn #yeah #wo hoo #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me satan

[tiredcowboyy]

I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.

Like it stared w lance early on being like

Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other

Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-

But then ended up as

Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-

Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while

Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?

Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.

Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here

#make merthur canon for leons sake #leon the long suffering #sir leon #merthur #merthur hc #incorrect merthur quotes #merlin x arthur #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #sir gwaine #sir lancelot #merlin hc #merlin incorrect quotes #sir percival #incorrect merlin quotes

[propussyslayer]

remus "oh i think im gay" lupin

sirius "no mate im not gay i am comfortable with my heterosexuality wait wdym remus is going on a date with a rawenclaw how dare after all we have been through what the hell james make him stop" black

#that was long #incorrect marauders quotes #james potter #marauders era #marauders headcanon #sirius black #all the young dudes #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #jegulus #regulus black #wolfstar #remus x sirius #remus loves sirius #sirius loves remus #sirius lupin #lily evans #jily #jegulily

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: You’re writing with your left hand?

Draco: Yes. I’m ambidextrous

Ron: That’s so cool, mate, love who you love!

*later*

Ron: Harry, did you know Draco’s ambidextrous?

Harry: Really? You think I have a chance?

Hermione: …

#drarry #hermione’s waiting to see how long it takes them #harry potter #draco malfoy #ron weasley #incorrect drarry quotes #harry x draco #hpdm #harry potter x draco malfoy #incorrect harry potter quotes #hermione granger #incorrect hp #hp #daddiesdrarry on instagram #hp text post #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #hp imagine #draco x harry #incorrect draco malfoy quotes #drarry squad #drarry gang #drarry textpost #drarry ship #drarry imagine #harry & ron #golden trio #draco & ron

[vinnybox]

pspsps batfam fans, come get your dose of batfam sibling betrayal.

Based on [this] post by @justmythoughts-j !

I cant help but doodle this. I find it funny c’: Also tried drawing Tim with longer hair for funsies.

#DC #Batfam #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Damian Wayne #doodle #long post #fandom #incorrect quote #incorrect batfamily quotes

[bellabrady]

incorrect 911 quotes part idk

#eddie & some fans may have forgiven ramon #but personally i never will #i just feel like waiting 30+ years to stop traumatizing your son is a biiiit too long #911 fox #eddie diaz #buddie #incorrect 911 quotes #ryan guzman #ramon diaz #9-1-1 #abc

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)

#rwby #rwby spoilers #rwby volume 9 #rwby textposts #rwby memes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #ruby rose #bumbleby #nora valkyrie #lie ren #qrow branwen #whitley schnee #jaune arc #winter schnee #sun wukong #cinder fall #willow schnee

[crazy-fangirl2524]

My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy

#seeing all the post about like omg Neil is so feral?! like brother did you not read aftg did y’all forget aftg is from Neil’s pov #ofc Neil wouldn’t say he’s feral in his own pov tf😭😭😭 #and remember in aftg Neil still has to hide part of himself BECASUE his father and eveyrhhing but now he’s literally free from his biggest #fear and he could do whatever the fuck he wants #Istg the fandom is like the foxes man idk why everyone is so shook #literally cant thank Nora enough for showing everyone finally #Idc if I sound proud or whatever but I fucking knew it this entire time and I have been shouting it for so long like finally #that’s why so many fics annoyed me so much like #I just needed to say this because I finally felt seen and heard andFINALLY LIKE URGH #tsc and aftg supremacy #tsc #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court #the sunshine court spoilers #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #andrew minyard #andrew joseph minyard #neil abram josten #aftg neil #aftg thoughts #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #incorrect tfc

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Arthur: *tapping on the table during a council meeting*

Merlin: *tapping back while rolling his eyes*

Councillor: What are they doing?

Leon: Morse code. We needed some way to get through these meetings without one of them getting mad and yelling at the other.

Councillor: Isn’t that one just a servant?

Leon: *about to put his head through a table*

Arthur: *stops mid tap and glares* You take that back you fossilised fuck! Actually, stand up, you’re off the council. Merlin, sit down. Even your idiocy doesn’t come close to his.

Leon: You and Merlin still need to argue in morse code, even if he’s got a seat.

Merlin: Yes, Leon.

Arthur: Yes, Leon.

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir leon #leon the long suffering #leon being a parent for the knights #camelot #merlin bbc #merthur #merlin and arthur #the knights of the round table #knights of the dumbass table #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin x arthur

[wishiwasadruid]

Arthur : I trust Merlin.

Leon: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Arthur : I wouldn't go that far.

#merlin #merthur #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin and arthur #merlin incorrect quotes #merlin bbc #merthur incorrect quotes #Leon #long suffering leon

[artsymeeshee]

#gravity falls #mabel pines #dipper pines #grunkle stan #soos ramirez #incorrect quotes #stanley pines #sketches #comic #i haven’t drawn an incorrect quote in so long